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15412056 No.15412056 [Reply] [Original]

Would you let Sergey impregnate your girlfriend for 100k LINK? You would have to raise the baby.

>> No.15412074

>>15412056
I'd let him cuck me every day for a one time payment of 10k link

>> No.15412079

>he thinks Sergey's offspring needs raising

>> No.15412089

>>15412056
Fuck no and fuck you

>> No.15412094

>>15412056
i'd pay him 10k for him to do it

>> No.15412108

Be a lot better off than any child of mine

>> No.15412112

>>15412094
id checks out

>> No.15412126

>>15412056
Absolutely not. I'm a man not some strange feral third worlder with no dignity or morals

>> No.15412143

>>15412056
for 100k link id let him get her pregnant and then force her to get an abortion at gunpoint

>> No.15412245

>>15412143
That's not allowed, you have to raise the baby otherwise the smart contract returns the money to Sergey.

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>>15412056
Id let him fuck my daughter!

>> No.15412271

>>15412245
so i don't even get the money until the kid turns 18?

>> No.15412277

>>15412056

OH SIRRRGAYYY, JAILLLL TIME

>> No.15412316

>>15412271
You get half of the money upfront and the other half after the kid turns 18.

>> No.15413314

He's already cucking you all 700k at a time

>> No.15413577

>>15412112
lmao

>> No.15413819

At this time, yes, because the girl laying next to me now is an annoying, shallow, dumb cunt who never wants kids, and I'm finna ghost her dumb ass anyway cuz she doesn't fuck without a condom and never sucks dick (but she keeps asking me why I don't eat her out -- I answer "quid pro quo, hoe").

I would just split custody with her, taking Sergey's child with me to experience the horrors of the world first-hand without any assistance or explanation, a modern agogia, if you will. The child will learn.

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15413952

>>15412094
>that ID

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>>15412056
HELL YEAH

>> No.15414025

>>15412056
Oh I'd raise the baby... INTO A CEILING FAN!

>> No.15414147

I unironically find him really cute

>> No.15414156

>get 100k link
>dump gf right after transfer
>if daughter, free new fleshlight
>if son... still free new fleshlight

>> No.15414378

>>15412056
Yes. He can impregnate both my girlfriends because I don't plan on doing it. He can't touch my wife though.

>> No.15414546

>>15412056
>Would you let Sergey impregnate your girlfriend
My imaginary girlfriend?
Sure, whatever. Good luck she's not real.

>> No.15414682

>>15414147
Are you a woman

>> No.15414707

>>15414682
I am a straight man.

>> No.15414730

>>15414156
Why do I still browse biz? See you fags tomorrow.

>> No.15414749

>>15412056
Fucking linkies and their cuckold fantasies.
Is it not enough to be cucked on the price by Sergey already?

>> No.15415042

>>15412056
So 200k usd for something that takes like 500k usd to raise? Like a de-investment lol

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>>15413819
>she keeps asking me why I don't eat her out -- I answer "quid pro quo, hoe"

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15415236

No, I'd impregnate Sergey.

>> No.15415408

>>15412112
Kek

>> No.15415821

>>15412056
Yep, but I don't have a gf. I'd do it tho, adopted babies are fine (inb4 cucked)