/biz/ - Business & Finance

Best alternative to Robinhood for a Canadian? I have a financial advisor that most times does trades for free but sometimes takes $50

I also don't want to have to contact him everytime I trade

>>1534588
move to a real country

AMDA mooning next week

11mil float

news coming

get in!

>>1534588
Get a SS and then get robinhood

JNUG & JDST does anyone buy them? What's your strategy? I want to buy both and when ones dipping sell the other what's gaining. Please any thoughts?

>>1534595
You will lose long term because leveraged ETFs decay.
That strategy might work short-term.

Why can't I shake my gut feeling that all good things must come to an end?

How is ustocktrade compared to robinhood? I've been fucked too many times with this day trade restriction

Someone comes here and makes you all his pump & dump bitches and you guys think he's giving you hit stock tips out of the kindness of his heart.

"magic algo" indeed

>>1534605
>he thinks /biz/ can generate enough volume for a P&D

>>1534605
we dont have the capital to do a pump and dump

we will eventually if this shit keeps up

>>1534610
>he thinks this is a single person acting alone on one website

>>1534578
Pimp what did you mean by third module. And why rewrite in Go?

> I fell for the $PTN meme
Sorry I ever doubted you bro

>>1534610
if we summon the power of the /b/ raids it might be possible to do PnD's day in day out

>>1534605
He can do whatever he wants if I keep making money.
>>1534601
Because they do. If this was a sure thing we could all quit our jobs/school etc. and throw all our savings into it till we are all very wealthy. But that will not happen. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. I don't think Pimple has bad intentions, but he will soon be very wealthy and have much better things to do than sit around making other people rich.

(((Robinhood)))

>>1534616
Go actually has a slight performance gain over C when you boil down how it handles header files. I won't even get into that mess. It's nonsense.

Also, I've said enough about it. I had to BTFO some faggot that thought I couldn't write code.

>>1534605
>he thinks I have this kind of power
kek

Ustock needs to get their fucking android app out so that I can dump this slutty robinhood bitch and hook up with those pure sweet day trades.

>>1534626
I was just asking for my own knowledge not really questioning you thanks mate

>>1534626
you didn't blow anyone out.
you did a simple function.

ask a guy who just burned himself on his microwave dinner anything

>>1534636
What are your next picks senpai

>>1534635
>>1534598
>"so we can see if u can actually code or not"
>sees code
>"b-b-but that's not an algo"
>thinks I'm going to write an algo for him in JAVA-FUCKING-SCRIPT
Shut the fuck up.

>>1534626
It's more reasonable to assume that this is some form of ongoing PnD than it is to assume some guy invented a magic program that predicts the stock market.

TANSTAFL

>>1534641
whatever the frog man tells us

im bagholding right now

>>1534645
It's really not hard at all to believe that somebody wrote an algo that predicts when low-float microcap pennystocks are going to pop.

>b-but why don't hedgefunds do it
Because it doesn't work if you're dealing with hundreds of millions of dollars.

>>1534651
>60k a week returns
3mil a year senpai

he can probably make more than 60k a week if he has more to invest. I think he can probably do 100k-200k a week without putting to much at risk risking 50-100k a week

>>1534642
you did a self invoking function where u copy and pasted words form something you found online.

cool.

would love to see you code something original that actually does something, near 2 the "sick algo" you claim 2 have written

>>1534662
Fuck off faggot, enjoy the gains or gtfo

If you faggots keep thinking or implying that I'm some PUMP AND DUMP artist, I'm out of here.

Fuck you faggots, seriously. It pisses me off. I write some code, make you money because I'm informing you on my strategy, then I get accused of being apart of some elaborate pump and dump. That's a serious fucking accusation and I'm not going to stand by and let that happen.

>>1534662
This is why I should probably retreat from here. I give you the world, yet you niggers want the universe.

Have fun being poor, retards.

>>1534651
The question isn't "why don't hedge funds do it?" the question is "why doesn't anyone do it except this one guy?"

And the answer to that is because it doesn't exist. This isn't a movie. You're being jewed. /biz/ is a gullible place.

Who will play Pimple in the inevitable biopic?

>>1534631
no kidding. i have to use their web-based platform. it definitely needs improvement but at least i can set a stop loss and a limit sell at the same time.

>>1534662
So an easy ass function makes a lot of money! What do you have that picks out 100% return winners??

Best things in life are simple ;)
Quit being a hater. Faggot

>>1534668
It's 2 autismos.
Filter their IDs and ignore them.

>>1534673
The implication is what worries me. If they keep implying this shit, that could land my ass under investigation. For what? Writing code. Next thing you know, I get my shit seized.

All because some faggots think it's funny to throw around accusations like this. I don't take lightly to it one bit. Neither should anyone here.

>>1534636
do you like steamed brussels sprouts? i love'em but the bag gets pretty hot. have to be careful.

>>1534668
Ooooh intimidation and threatening, that's a good deflection strategy, play the victim.

PnD confirmed. You know that no one gets away with this for very long, right?

>>1534668
You have 1 guy talking shit, you think you're not going to get haters? People resent successful people, its gonna be like that if you continue to make gains. You should be happy you have a large following and some haters. It means you're doing something right

You should derive more pleasure from haters than from useless admiration.

You are a lion Pimple.. remember this

Imagine a mouse making fun of you, the lion. A fucking mouse. As a lion, you laugh at the hater and that it.

Remember "The mighty lion toys with the mouse that crosses his path"

>>1534676
nah, it was a mac and cheese filled pie

it wasnt great but it was cheap

>>1534679
>implying posting my strategy on /biz/ is a pump and dump
Nigger, what are you smoking?

>>1534681
Have you burned your dick at all?

>>1534679
Gee I sure liked making tons of money until this asshole ruined it for everyone.

>>1534672
its cool man. i know a scam when i see one.
sorry u clowns aren't gettin my sweet oil mouloah.
nice try tho :x
thing i s., i watch these threads ALL the time, and have been wathcing this, and already put money in a single share of a few of those pumps and they pretty much shit the bed.

>>1534675
Worst case is that you'd have to prove it was an algo. I doubt they'd make you show them the code.

>>1534671
I missed out on the last few moon missions because robinhood won't stop babyguarding my own fucking money preventing me from doing any more day trades until the third.

>>1534683
Genuinely never but i always scratch my balls too hard and they get red and raw sometimes and it hurts to walk

>>1534689
That's not RH's fault, it's a law.

>>1534689
The daytrading rule is actually a regulation, not RH's fault

>>1534668
KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT

>>1534692
>>1534693
Well fuck Obama then.

King nigger can keep his hands off my money

>>1534692
Yo we bros now

is there a place to learn all of the SEC filing types?

293?

>>1534680
>sockpuppeting 2 pump and dump for penny coins..

seriously i wish u the best.


the uwti , i recommend everyone buys, will return at least 2k a share when there is conflict in the middle east.
i dont think there is a less risky more assured invest ment out there, and im gonna stick with that , stead of trust random strange sketch artists with thousands of dollars ;)

>>1534682
Wrong. You have not posted any strategy. You have posted the end result of your super duper magic strategy. I've been watching these threads since last week, and your statements and tactics are very similar to those used by PnD scammers.

To the dickriders: do you think people that get jewed in PnDs and related scams don't make good money at first? Then along comes the ultimate jewing. Read a fucking book.

I wouldn't be surprised if this guy started a subscription service for his stock tips... only $10 a month... all you need to register is a credit card and SSN

>>1534704
Thanks man, I wish you the best as well. Thanks for the pick as well, appreciate it.

jesus y is everybody hating on pimple hes the reason im actually doing good at stocks

>>1534704
FUCK OFF NIGGER

Pimple can be the biggest moneygrubbing jew for all I care. As long as he keeps making us money He's good in my book.

>>1534709
Haha you're right man, thanks for the advice.

BTW Pimple called HTBX way back then and has been making calls. If you think he's a PnD you really need to stop typing and trying to convince people who REALLY watch the threads.

>>1534709

Hey cuck, turn off the Internet and take off the tinfoil hat

We're here to have fun and make a few meme bucks. I understand cynicism but if it works it works. When it stops working we'll go back to buying garbage that loses 80% of its value in five minutes.

What is with this site sometimes, he's trying to help us.

>>1534712
nice ,anonymous racism .

i wish u the best in ur pump and dump lottery "wizardofozcomputer" schemes, friend <3

hes giving us good insights on everything and you just peskier him on stupid shit.

>>1534716
there has be 0 evidence of it "working" to date.

no screen shots of predictions portfolio gains, just sockpuppeteering. its really entertaining watching your nose grow tho, its almost bigger than my gains for today ;) < 3

>>1534711
I really don't even care anymore. The fact that they think /biz/ can throw enough weight in a stock to pump and dump it is outrageous. I was triggered at first, but then I sat back and realized that these faggots will stay poor.

Their baseless claim about pumping and dumping a stock by me posting a fucking symbol is absolutely retarded. Especially when I usually inform everyone to just watch it. How is that encouraging anyone to buy?

>b-b-but previous gains
That doesn't mean dick in the market. Anyone that would blindly follow me (which I tell them not to) is a fucking idiot.

>>1534660
i think with that much the volume in penny stocks trends will start misbehaving

>>1534722

Why am I up 140% on the week then? Right, magic. Read up on Renaissance Tech like I mentioned in the last thread. They hire mathematicians and statisticians.

If you don't like it, kindly leave. Go shill shitty pharma stocks and sugar pill factories on Stocktwats

pimple has been right all this week. He predicted seed will go up in just a few hours.

>>1534724
>fact
>none
>throws around words like faggot and retarded
>mastermind math and computer wizard , super rich hanging out on 4chan calling ppl faggots

lol.

>>1534729
proof?>>1534724
if u buy options little pumps on low volume will make a differnce .dont lie

>>1534724
Best thing to do is close out 4chan for the weekend, take a break, and enjoy yourself. No sense listening to some of the turds here.

Reminder not to feed the trolls

>>1534731
>retard loses all his money
>thinks its anyones fault other than his own
Nah senpai, retards like you are exactly who we make money off of

>>1534714
That's what everyone here thinks
Pimple needs to learn what shitposting is tbqh, he keeps taking bait

this isn't even good trolling
he's just saying "ur rong lol stop saying faggot"

>>1534731
>on 4chan
>anonymous
>calling out someone that uses the word faggot and retarded

See how easy it is to find REDDIT users. You shitlords are the worst

>>1534724
pimple bro, the only people still in the thread are shitheads who missed out on gains and want to bitch because of it, and you will now be the target. This is a shitty place, but thats why we love it. learn to ignore the faggots.

>>1534731
ouch

>>1534731

Look, proof is in the pudding as the quote goes. The calls worked. Sorry if you lost money by not following cautious advice.

And there is NO HUMAN way this thread is capable of affecting the value of a stock. NONE. We're playing with a handful of shares.

If NASDAQ or the SEC even got a WHIFF there was manipulation they'd halt the stock immediately.

>>1534731
Why is it that the biggest fuckign haters come from Reddit? Take your political correctness out of here you nigger retard kike spic faggot

You guys are the biggest cancer of the internet, surprise you know how to navigate this board

>>1534724
You obviously aren't the only person in on it. PnDs are generally group operations.

Don't say I didn't warn you dipshits.
The fact that he has been (((right))) so much is even more evidence of shadiness.

Does anyone want to buy some gold off me? I invented a machine in my spare time that can transmute any element to Au at no cost. Hmu.

>>1534753
Oh look another faggot redditor

Is this what /rgt/ threads become during after hours on a friday? I haven't stuck around this long before.

How about you fucks decide to talk about something constructive instead of being more retarded than /b/

In other news, who is bagholding EAC and AUPH over the weekend?

>>1534753
If I trasmuted all the trash in my car to gold, I'd make a killing.

>>1534752
There is literally nothing wrong with posting on reddit.

>>1534758
EAC. Day trading rules :^(

im holding AUPH is that a good idea cause i think itll rise on monday morning

>>1534750
that was one of his recomendations someone here actually took.


>>1534752
>you nigger retard kike spic faggot

thanks for ur investing advice, bubbah, ill take it to consideration

>>1534758
>they hate us cause they anus
bag holding EAC here

>>1534765
>ur

>>1534771
>>

>>1534765
>implying dat wasn't urself
more salt pls i love dis

>>1534675
Actually not a bad point

>>1534758
>who is bagholding EAC and AUPH over the weekend?
Me.
I'm ready to be rich on Monday.

Would this be considered a "fraudulent investment scheme" or "manipulation of securities"?

>>1534724
u r doing god's work pimple, keep it up. good things will come to u

>>1534758
auph, i feel like were gonna get BTFO brother

>>1534765
>someone bought the top while most people are here scalping
well, i guess if they didn't, we wouldn't make money. there's always gotta be someone getting fucked.

FSI seems to be a good long hold for a couple of months, theres a big Validea momentum rating with something like 95/100 relative strength and a 12 month price target of $14


low market cap too

I cant imagine it will go on a monster run but it could be a good long hold for a long time if youre looking for a long term stock

>>1534782
Sad but true. I don't feel bad though because it's their choice and their fault.

>>1534774
nah im good, i love making money. just doing due dilligence.

>>1534785
>$2.22
>hit $14
what's your definition of long term?

>>1534790
ARE YOU EATING RICE IN BED NIGGA

>>1534790
>guy who doesn't know how to screenshot is talking shit
o i am laffin

>>1534790
dem fingernails. come on m8

by end of the month he'll be fine dinig

>>1534790
wait........u noko?

>>1534793
1 year

>>1534796
not talking shit.
in money there isn't shit talking. just facts, and numbers.
anyways im providing you more time sensitive , phsyical proof than an easily manipulatable screen shot image..


>>1534794
TERRIAKI CHICKIN NIGGA

>>1534780
Amen. God bless based pimp.

>>1534794
MOTHER FUCKER HE IS MAKING US MONEY IF HE WANTED TO EAT OUT YO BITCHES ASS IN HIS BED YOU SAY "gee that sure seems like a swell idea, go ahead pimple, by all means help yourself!"

>>1534800
screen-capped, good luck chap

Noko confirmed complete and utter faggot

>>1534679
One of you fucking faggots is going to ruin this for me before I have money to put in to Pimple plays.
I fucking hate this place sometimes.

>>1534806
>implying he wasn't one ever since he got on /rgt/

>>1534753
Can I transmute you to gold so you're actually worth something? Shut the fuck up faggot. Nobody cares that you got in too late and held the bag. That's your own fault.

>>1534809
this
u like what pimples sayin u do dd and get on it, u no like then gtfo.
its that simple ppl

pimple is a pimp

>>1534670
Bradley Cooper

>>1534817
its not if u dont like "gtfo"
its if u dont like "invest"""" in safer equities that you have heard of before some stranger spamming ur favorite website.

>>1534758
I'm holding 225 shares of AUPH, hope we all make some gainz. I lost nearly 200 on bag holding SMIT and almost 200 more because I wasn't watching THLD(?) AH. Made 42 bucks back on Pimples Pick today though.

>>1534815
>dude leeching stock tips calling others worthless

I've been around a lot longer than you, son, and I know not to trade PnDs.

Dude, even if pimple was a PND artist, WHO GIVES A FUCK RIDE THE FUCKING TRAIN ROSA PARKS GOD DAMN FUCKING NIGGERS RUIN EVERYTHING

>>1534827
what are you holding right now


>>1534828
agreed

>>1534724
I hope you know it's just a few salty faggots. Everyone else is very grateful of the gains.

>h-he just got lucky with RGSE!!
>he was wrong about AHPI though!!
>h-he got 500% returns so it must be a PnD!!

There's always going to be these idiots. If you want to be more selective but still share with the rest of us, you could make a Discord server and I'm sure plenty of us would be willing to follow you. Or you could just filter their IDs, learn not to take the bait, and keep doing your thing.

>>1534828
fucked up ur sock puppet pnd?

if he loves sharing so much, share the algo.

>>1534832
> give people away his work
fucking idiot socialist scum nigger, i bet you're voting for hillary fucking faggot. eat shit.

>>1534832
No one likes you or wants you here. Go away.

if you give it away itll be abused especially since its 4chan>>1534832

>>1534833
>giving people away his work

you mean like "he" "is " already "doing"?

im done arguing alright.

and id liked 2 beable to exist in the world without being judged and insulted based on the color of my skin.

>>1534831
>>1534831
>>1534831
>>1534831
>>1534831
THIS. we need a pimple discord server, where those of us who are not worthless niggers and actually want to learn and discuss shit with him could be away from the cancer

>>1534832

>VHC

You don't know what you're doing. Go away

>>1534834
i dont want u here, yet you persist., whats the last thing u contributed but racial slurs?

noko is the biggest fucking nigger ive ever seen


all niggers are crabs in a barrel, 1 person can be above them at any time so they have to pull them down.

>>1534839
CONFIRMED NIGGER. GTFO FAGGOT.
Also, he isn't giving away any of his fucking work dipshit, hes tipping us to a few bones as he works out the kinks in his algo program, there is a fucking difference. If you have a problem with it get the fuck out faggot.

>>1534785
Where are you seeing a price target of $14? Im seeing a 1y estimate of $1.50

My idea for based god pimple:

I'd like to help you make reoccurring generals for when you'd like to make calls on individual stocks. I'll type up a general format for you if you'd like and deal with creating the threads whenever you decide to make a public call.

Would just like to make it easier for you to let us know which tickers to watch using your algorithm. I don't know shit about coding other than some basic econ software (Stata), but I sure as hell can help you make concise and informational generals. Would alleviate the PnD accusations and overall shitfest /rgt/s are.

Reply to this if you'd like help with formatting so we can all get sick gains, on your advice I'm up 5k for the week and I feel incredibly indebted to you.

>>1534840
Fuck off with this discord shit
I don't come to 4chan so I can get redirected to a chatroom

>>1534840
https://discord.gg/0hRGmk6ekDuiO1yS
right here buddy. No trolls allowed. We just need Pimple.

>>1534758
>In other news, who is bagholding EAC and AUPH over the weekend?
bagholding AUPH, hoping to just break even on this shit show

>showing me mum my sick gains from this week
>shes asking me where I get my stock tips from
>too ashamed to say i blindly followed an autistic computer programmer on an anonymous japanese anime image board

what do

>>1534850
Kek
Nobody's asking you to go anywhere

>>1534839
Go back to >Reddit you faggot and don't come back.

Explain to me why the fuck it would matter if pimp was P&D

Why would he bother coming up with an elaborate explanation and explaining how his code works (which he doesn't even have to) admitting that he's autistic and doesn't have friends, and saying he does this for fun?

Why does everyone have to come up with a fucking conspiracy?

The only people who give a shit are the ones that aren't making money or are losing it, or are too fucking poor to afford to partake in the gains.

Or that other percent that are so rich they don't give a fuck about making more and are made that pimp has found a way to make money so easily.

I would suck pimp's dick if I was gay and he wanted me to just because he's probably made people well over 100k total this week. That's more than most people make in 5 years.

Fucking use your brain.

tl;dr kys retards

>>1534857
whats the matter? lost money on a trump and cump and want to pull strangers down with you?

>>1534848
FUCK

that was the price to earnings ratio target for 1 year

sorry

damn right>>1534860

>>1534832
>asking for gibs on code
>no respect for private IP
>"share" the algo
a literal communist nigger on /biz/
wew lads my sides r mooning now

>>1534860
>i'd suck a strangers dick
> no proof of strangers gainz, but sockpuppet word of mouth racist who would suck men penis for money...


this is almost 2 good 2 be true :)

i legitamately want to call mods in bc i think biz mods are p cool and would remove this communist nigger we have. he obviously has no interest in /biz/ness since he thinks that people should give away their hard earned work for no return. fucking faggot, get B&, goto /pol/ or some shit and shill communism and BLM propaganda you fucking nigger. or better yet ship yourself to africa and throw shit at other niggers from a tree

the next time somebody asks why are blacks poor

remember this day


crabs in a barrel

>>1534865
Always a great time when limp wrist redditors come troll like a retard. Have a good day Sir (Ma'm, whatever the fuck you are)

>>1534867
>implying there are any mods on /biz/

>>1534865
>ifunny
get the fuck out nigger

>>1534867
there are no mods here

>>1534868
>>1534867
its cool cuz im the only one here who actually posted verifiable proof of gainz

12% in a month in safe ez money , and i didn't have 2 trust a random stranger with my money ;) . call me whatever u want.
if u ask me, ur the hater :) <3

>>1534877
Confirmed nigger and redditor. Doesn't even deny it

>>1534873
(you)

>>1534877
>hater
>only 12%
> verifiable, fucking shit picture of a phone
dude. you're so fucking stupid. people have been posting all fucking day for a week now of 100+% returns, and you're trading shit and living off bananas, faggot. seriously, fuck outta here.

>>1534877

Please trip so you can shitpost freely and we can block you. I've said this before. You think losing money is funny and shill garbage

>>1534881
Aren't you the faggot that sold everyone on Mast? If you don't like the direction or /rgt/ then just leave. No one will miss you

this place is a real shithole right now

have a nice weekend fellas see you all monday

>>1534889
yeah this place really goes to shit after markets close
it's either totally dead or totally garbage

>>1534888
u can check archives.
only things i have reccomended as buys

shilled uwti hard days before the opec meetin was announced. its not a hard buy. oil is in the toilet .
aig
meet
fox
ko
zillow
znga

>daily reminder that noko is a communist nigger fag

>>1534888
i can do whatever i want, and trust me i dont want to leave. i think its fun watching u factless babbies get butt hurt and start throwing around racial slurts cuz u hate ur lives. makes me feel better bout muh big fat black gainz.

How should I get into programming a basic scanner?

>>1534877

Netflix, MRNS and FRO were my picks this month.

>>1534900

http://www.strawpoll.me/11336718

We'll settle it here.

>>1534906
good job bub <3 keep it up

To Pimple and non shitposters,
See you all on Monday hope you have an awesome weekend.

>>1534907
this isn't a democracy silly.
i might as well be supreme dictator potentate as far as you or that poll are concerned.

>>1534900
>12%
>fat gains
you're such a dumb nigger, im suprised you found this board/ are able to operate a computer. why aren't you in ferguson with the other niglets breaking into stores and shit? this isn't the place for you son, you're not evolved enough yet.

Moon memes forever. Fortune favors the bold.

>>1534909
You're smart.

>>1534912
>successful people
>share data and info
kek 2/10

>>1534912

You're jack shit nothing

>>1534914
no it doesn't.
it stomps on them
you'll see <3

>>1534921
>>1534912
eat shit and die. NO ONE wants you here, live in poverty your whole life and die from aids. we all hate you and you're a drag on the american society as a whole. a once great nation has been ruined by bringing niggers like you here. africa is a shithole because your people made it that way, despite being the most mineral rich and resource plentiful country on fucking earth, yet niggers are eating eachother and enslaving eachother for thousands of years
>fucking kek

>>1534924
so i guess pics liek this or my quick gainz make u even madder?

Why is it that RH still gives me info on stock I don't have shares in and am no longer watching?

>>1534926
>posting pics of coal burners
Damn we triggered this nigger hard

>>1534926
Hey boy, why can't Stevie Wonder read?

>cuz he's blind

Nope, because he's a nigger!

canned and v&

Why do dumb fucking niggers have to ruin everything? literally gibbsemedat nigger.

Fucking monkey is so dumb he can't even take a screenshot.

>>1534931
i guess no ones ever gonna post any proof that any money was ever really made of this english speaking wizard droid?

i bet you shit on christians. for the same reason.

>>1534941

Holy fuck are you ever a stupid nigger. Like the typical nigger that you are, you were too lazy to do any DD on Pimple's advice or wake up early and then you started chasing too late and now you're salty.

Stupid nigger.

>>1534941
>>1534914
This guy just posted almost 100% gains this week you dumbass.

We should dox this nigger and lynch his coon ass.

>>1534945
yea gosh, i sure wish i had put 1k in a penny stock that some bagholder is trying 2 dump

>>1534947
>evidence
>mysteriously deleted

>>1534950
Here it is you donut

>>1534950

>Trying to dump

If you actually woke up early once instead of late like the lazy nigger that you are, you would see that his pics have gained 50-100+% stupid monkey.

Am I the only one freaking out that stocks are at a historical high? Higher than the .com boom or the housing bubble. What in the fuck is going to happen? Will the s&p crash back down to 800 from 2,000?!

>>1534959
I wouldn't worry about it.

>>1534959
>Am I the only one freaking out that stocks are at a historical high?
No, literally the entire market is freaking out about this. There were a bunch of scare articles being published in August and the market is probably going to shit itself and die when the Fed raises the rates in December.

>>1534937

You realize this will be regarded as a joke, right?

>>1534855
Fuck her right in the pussy

>>1534959
I'm not freaking, but I trying to see what will be likely to be good shit to buy if it does crash.

>>1534965
>>1534937
>a hacker by the name of pimple who frequents a sub section of a japanese anime board has been shilling penny stocks, arrest him plz

>>1534971

They might even be impressed

>Sir a bunch of nerds with no background in Finance and a velcro shoe wearing Battletoad have made over $200 this week

These threads are comedy $AUY

g-guys i think we did it. we ran the nigger out, hasn't happened since rhodesia.

>>1534978
Darkie forgets he's in 4chan.

>>1534595
If you can set up an algo to buy when one goes over 1% and sell when one goes below 1% you could probably make some $$$. But you'd need to have day trades.

baka fucking faggot autist. Planty of online algo scanning chat rooms that you have to PAY for. You think P@#$ was the only person to catch the wave at .4x ?! Plenty of experienced Quant and algo rooms picked this guy early. If that dumb definition of faggot anon actually reported him, how do you look at yourself? You get AMA with Quant/Mr robot who actually humble enough to help some fellow man!

>>1535000
>muh algo

>>1534626
How much longer will you be posting your tips? I'm usually a cryptofag but I'm transitioning into stocks now. Why are you giving us this information? Will you continue doing this or will you leave us when you become loaded? Pls

>>1535009
Stay mad. :^)

He's already legendary! Those calls alone evaluated him to Sir FROGLORD status. The tiny sneak peak into his process should be admired as motivation for anyone interested in soaking up valuable insight that would be tuff to find anywhere else. Gave me enough google material to hopefully point me in the right direction

>>1534593
I have a tourist Visa for the US how can I get it?

>>1535013
theres nothin to be upset.

>>1535021
>shitposts an entire thread
>n-n-not upset I swear
(You)

>>1535034

>>1535021

> 'calculating' the GDP cavemen would have generated

This is an exercise in stupidity

>>1535051
ikr doesn't even have numbers for the biblically factual garden of eden.

You guys ever heard the saying "dont feed the troll"?

Come on. Just ignore his posts.

>>1535070
Yoou have a good head on your shoulders sonny boy. Pray for peace and the return of our Algo the Apache Frog Man

who /gold/ here

Who adderall and blow here?
Thank you based pimp

>>1535156
>not reinvesting gainz

What percentage of a companies float can i buy without it having a huge effect on the market price?

69%>>1535174

>>1535181
That's a sex number

Is there a better broker to trade with than robinhood if you want to meme with pimple bro? The following 4 points are features I'd prefer an optimal brokerage. to offer for best memeing gains.

1. money transferred from a bank account to a brakerage account fast (preferably instantly) to trade with,

2. No wait time to get money back to trade instantly after selling a stock.

3. No weekly day trade limit if <$25,000 in your account

4. Low trade cost.

Thanks Guys!

>>1535181
Actually 69%? Doesn't it depend on volume, market cap, and share price?

Could be wrong about volume.

>>1535185

You know all of the points you listed are impossible to accomplish with your given constraints because those restrictions are law, right?

>>1535188
People in the robinhood generals have said they aren't limited on day trades using certain brokerages.

> tfw everyone is getting uber rich off of pimple and I'm just glad I got a bike for $75

Update, lads. The rigors of med school combined with work might start to take a toll on the efficacy of the calendar. I apologize in advance if it comes to that. Keep on making money lads. I expect epic biopics about all of you in the future.

>>1535185

robinhood does 1 and 2 for amounts less than $1000 if you opt in for rh instant and 4 is free

3 is literally against US law

I keep missing the memes cause I'm in lecture. Should I just sit in the last row and wait for pimple's advice?

>>1535172
Trace amount Playa

>>1535191

Yeah, but they wouldn't be able to accomplish that unless they had a margin account.

I tried warning you guys.
1/3

>>1535216
It didn't have to come to this.

>>1535218
What's it like taking baby dick?

>>1535218
I just wanted to help.

>>1535218
1 Share
Puny ~3% gains
Not memes
Go be poor somewhere else

>>1535224
FUUUUUUUUUK I cannot belief I missed those sweet _almost_ 3% gains from a random anonymous tip
FUK
brb hanging myself
if I survive I'll never doubt another random tip again

Well, as I said, all green I was right.

Now you're going to want to screencap this,

Monday
>NEON
>AUMN
>KTOS

I have spoken. You poorfags should've listened.
>inb4 baby gains XDDDDDDDD
Im selling all my stuff for... something ;)

>>1535000
>>1535009
I mean you can day trade them. It's too risky to hold overnight? But what about a leveraged one like TQQQ & SQQQ make consistant gains and if TQQQ dips you are saved. That seems a bit modest stable.
Not trying to be an idiot just trying to make gains until I die.

>>1535230
AMDA still?

>>1535246
timing is everything phamily.
dont short.unlimited downside.
buy low sell high family.
when ur right u know ur right go in. buy short bonds on credit for higher rate than you are borrowing for.
see u on the other side.

>>1535200
I want to be able to put in 50000 without waiting 5-7 days and id like to be able to use funds immediately after selling without waiting 3 days and without incurring good faith violations.

Does robinhood issue good faith violations?

>>1535258
Gonna try fellow moonman.
I just want the lazy-river moon mission. Ill my take the dividend check and work until I'm 65. I search everynight.

>>1535194

The calendar is awesome and I check it almost every day. Whatever you can do is helpful sb

>>1535252
Yes, always good to keep, its at a steady $0.02-$0.09 gain rate, it can pick up easily and isn't really volatile. Go all in if you can

You guys think AMRS is gonna keep going up like this?

>http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-10-01/virnetx-wins-302-4-million-trial-against-apple-in-texas

I wonder if Noko is still holding, going to be a huge jump Monday.

>>1535282
I said so, and it did. I told you guys to get INTC - SWHC - SLV - AMRS - AA yesterday and was called a shill and a fag.

All green. All closed with postitive green gains, 0 tanks/dips.

now for my next move,

>NEON
>AUMN
>KTOS
>AMRS

>>1535289
Alright then? I got in at $0.38. My question was about what AMRS will do in the future.

>>1535291
I got out. But don't listen to me please

>>1535291
it'll hit $2.40+ in the future, give it a year or two
Maybe even $6.

>>1535270
What's your reason for it going up?

>>1535299
Good dubs, also past graphs, new company founded in 2003, (this is a good time to buy, just like apple was $0.51 in 1980. You gotta get in early, I personally think it has a great future, it has a new CEO which has good past business experience. Also
>https://www.google.com/search?q=amrs&oq=amrs&aqs=chrome..69i57l2j69i59j69i65j69i61l2.371j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

>>1535309
I've been in Amrs since .42. Referring to AMDA

how do i stop being a fucking jobber at calling stocks?

At least give me a push to the midcard

>>1535309
>Comparing apple to AMDA

>>1535312
oh my baderino, desu i just think AMDA will hit $1.00+ above soon, it keeps teasing a few cents up and down, not very volatile and could go up at any moment.
it'll moon when trump is elected

>>1535317
Im in on AMDA a few shares, and its been basically at 92 cents all week.

>TWTR

>lurk robinhood
>use other brokerage
>short anything that gets shilled unless pimple posts it
>???
>profit!

>EAC

THANK YOU BASED PIMPLE

>>1534758
>In other news, who is bagholding EAC and AUPH over the weekend?

Holding EAC. Of course I was busy when it spiked to the .90's. Would have sold then.

FML

NSPR Looks primed for a rally next week keep on this one lads

Live course next week, RS 1-25 (announcement) on 9/28 with stroke live course 10/3-5 could be a runner with good news 52 low NSPR

>>1534764
Nah mate you're fucked. RIP your cash.

>this thread

after SFXE, i learned my lesson and never buy /rgt/ pump and dump meme stocks. literally only newfags do this

>>1534764
There's literally only a two rules to trading that every good trader should know.
Buy low, sell high
And
Cut your losses, run your profits.

>>1534790
I like all the shit in your fingernails. Top notch gains bro.

Great gains life is good gawd I love being white. If we can't cut out the butt mad nigger cancer, should /biz/raelites from the Robinhood tribe resettle in a far dark corner? 4 +4 could be the final solution

Who's this nigger that keeps coming up in this thread?

>>1534579
Is EAC just a meme? Got spare 2300 dollars what's the best company to spend it on?

>>1535679
EAC is over, wait til pimple comes back or if he doesn't then research

>>1535188
UStockTrade will let you do unlimited day trades on <25000

>>1535283
Haha, I thought about throwing some cash in on Friday to play the verdict. He'll probably come here on Monday to gloat, no doubt.

Is it risky to ride the TQQQ train for easy gains for a few month? Or because it's 3x it's too volatile

>>1535684

pimple is still in EAC

>>1535503
Some nigger who lost /rgt/ money and has dirty finger nails. Envious of Based Frog Lord King and trolled him enough to cause some stir. Said coon is a rare type of coon since he has a father. Regardless, still a nigger and he seems to be comfortable with queers so he's also a gay nigger. He's also a redditor, the cancer of the internet

>>1535349
would've invested if i had any day trades left

>>1534610
actually i think you can on here. if you find a low floater i think /biz/ has enough buying power and if they stick together they can do it. But they never stick together.

If a float is 1,000,000 shares and instutional ownership is at 75% that means there are only 250,000 shares in the float in all reality. Then on top of that if 10% is short then /biz/ can really do some damage. They would have to accumulate some stocks then when the time is given everyone slaps the ask (Market buy) then that would start clearing up the level 2 and the shorts would have to cover at what ever the lowest price shares for sell is.

/biz/ DOES have power to do things like this except that everytime someone points something out everyone drowns their post out with NO FAGGOT.. PUT IT ALL IN THLD. or HUURR DURR NOT BUYING CERU it's like you want to be poor.. blah blah blah

>>1535752
Because he said for why not. He also said not to follow his lead on staying in.

>>1535804

$EAC is NOT a low floater at all. They have never had a reverse split. It's legitimately at an all time low and not over a dollar to comply with NASDAQ's listing requirements (it went under a buck a share around May). I suspect Pimple believes it will be "pushed" to over a dollar this upcoming week (again, I could be wrong)

>>1535809
I didn't know nasdaq had that requirement, but if that's true then then might be a decent trade.

>>1535798
Wonder if /biz/ has the buying power around 250k USD, and then those on biz tip off their bros and then some shill it on stocktwats, enough to cause a short squeeze, we basically doing a /biz/ raid (PnD) that results in profit. Sounds illegal kek

>>1535755
how can i lose u money when i recommend buy and hold equities and commodities?

while ur pump and dump operation trys 2 get ppl 2 put large amounts of capital into near bankrupt penny stocks?

ur logic is baffling.

ur responses, all racist ...


why would anyone trust you with there capital, your ilk is a joke

>>1535755
Man, it's hard not to want you to go away too.
Actually I just want you to go away.

>>1535804

i interpreted it more as, he's staying it, but it would be wise for most to ride the spike and get out, which is true. it's obviously a much riskier play not cashing out on the moon mission.

i bought back in at a lower position before close

>>1535752
I am.

>>1535809
Winrar. This is why I said I'm holding until their ER.

>>1535834
It would only seem illegal if I was telling everyone to buy. I'm not. I'm literally saying watch. Keyword is SEEM. StockTwits, which I don't use, does way more pumping than this place ever will.

>>1535906
Right. I told everyone in the previous thread not to follow my lead.

>>1535930
Pimple i'm curious, what platform(s) do you use, i'd like to be able to use screens like volume flagging, low float calc's etc. I use trading view currently to tech analysis with RSI's/CCI/MACD, but it seems your methods are way more efficient than mine. I know you use algo's and go through SEC Filings, which i cant even begin to do, but I know you also watch for volume spikes etc. what could I use to get into this sort of thing? Any tips? Fellow learning autist here.

>>1535946
The program I wrote does all the screening as well, but I just watch them via thinkorswim.

>>1535952
I see, as far as EAC goes, how did you get keyed onto it for the ER, do you just search through lists of stocks hovering at the dollar mark and find one now and then trying to keep within NASDAQ listing requirements?

>>1535955
That's part of it. Also, they said they're releasing their based revenue in the Q3 ER.

>>1535930
So how much time do you usually have to check after your algorithm alerts you about a possible pump? For EAC it looked like you had hours but for SMIT you may have only had a few minutes. Or did it just take you a while to find the catalyst for SMIT

>>1535970
I check everything it spits out. The thing is that it literally does most of the leg work. The third module aside from the AI and scanner is what brings it all together.

I'm trying to have it be as self-sufficient as possible so I can get to the point of not having to check. It does a ton of mathematics regarding the entire "situation." That's why it seems like I can predict them before they happen.

>>1535981
Does it key you onto stuff like EAC where the situation is based upon NASDAQ listing req's?

>>1535981
That's super cool! Were you able to devealop some part of the mathematics behind it by yourself or did you you piece together things you read on investopedia and other public accessible files off of the Internet? If you discovered mathematics that wasn't already proven that's some Quant shit.

>>1535983
Yep. It was a bitch working this out, but if you look closely, most of the documents seem like a template of standard format. They aren't too hard to parse out.

>>1535993
I only used Investopedia to learn the basics. I pieced together some of the mathematics I found from graduate studies, but most of it I did myself.

I firmly believe that the traditionalist approach to the market is broken. Too many retailers are in the game now thanks to RobbingGoy. A lot of models don't factor in the variability of their market sentiment which, as one can see, has a huge perturbative effect when doing a discreet analysis on trends over an interval of time coupled with news releases.

>>1536007
could i have any success searching through these myself? i too have no life. or is creating a semantic parsing algo the only real option?

link algo on git hub , scammers...

>>1535930
What is your opinion on bagholding AUPH?

And if EAC is set to take back off should volume matter or is it just going to go up after the ER on good news?

Still learning, so please be gentle.

>>1536019
hold it until your funds wouldve settled

im stuck holding this pile of shit too and missed EAC because of it. It'll go up with some time and more and more outlets start writing shit about the new drug, especially now that its super undervalued because everyone dumped all their shares at the end of friday because they didnt want to hold over the weekend.

It'll go up with some time, its not worth selling right now or monday or whatever because it'll continue to go back up. I only need something like a 15% gain over 2 days to break even or make some cash on my shit trade which is very doable considering the price of the stock, the amount of volume, and the news propelling it.

just relax, maybe jerk off to some cam girl, go on a run, just do whatever to take your mind off of it until monday/tuesday

>>1536007
im gunna do some research in how to run a hedge fund famalam

bought some books, found some articles, got some men wearing suits' phone numbers, gunna figure out what it takes to structure and one of these fuckers

>>1536027
I'm stuck in AUPH as well. Ive been out of day trades and will be until Wednesday probably. I'm completely straight and I'll probably be jacking off to an image of pimple's glistening bisepts.

>>1536014
You can do it yourself. If you're as autistic as I am, you'll see what's happening.

>>1536034
I need to learn on this myself. Best of luck, family.

>>1534758
>AUPH
Me but I might go long and wait until the next phase

>>1536007

According to EarningsWhispers $EAC's earning date is a bit over a month from now on Nov. 3. Based on all I read on them they're severely undervalued ... last October they were legitimately a 13+ dollar stock (again, no r/s to screw with the numbers). Buying in at .72 cents a share is probably a steal

https://www.earningswhispers.com/stocks/eac

>>1536044
Exactly. That's why I don't mind holding longer for this one.

>>1536050
Is there anyway /biz/ can repay you, sensei? Maybe a shrine or a meme or some shit.

>>1536042
Luck to you as well. If you need help or ever start a hedge fund I will work for you!

>>1536050
Hey what do you think of long-term gains. I'm very happy that everyone is doing great. What are your ideas for long-term growth stocks? Been doing a Lot of DD. I'd rather get a dividend or sure bet rather than instability. No disrespect you the man, just want enlightenment

>>1536042
no i mean as in "please hire me im trying to find something to value myself by learning how hedge funds are managed because i dont want to miss this opportunity of a lifetime"
>>1536063
i see long term investments as a span of 8-10 years and right now we're kind of at the peak value of assets within that range. If youre set on long term investments, i'd play with leveraged index funds like TQQQ, UDOW, SSO, UWM, and so on. When the market starts to tank again which it will within the next 2 years, dump the leveraged indexes and go for leveraged bear market ETFs and funds that should be strong holds for easily 6-12 months in the event of another large recession. At the bottom of that recession, rebuy all the leveraged indexes at fire sale discounts and hold for the next 8-10 years with easily 500% returns within that time period from leveraged indexes

indexes are super stables provided there isnt a nuclear shoah tier market crash and are good long term investments

>>1536069
continued.

>UDOW
up 250% since 2010

>SSO
up 325% since 2009

>TQQQ
up 350% since 2010

>UWM
up 325% since 2009

The bear market ETFs and leveraged funds averaged about 50% gains from 2008 to 2009 like SH and EFZ.

>>1536069
Thank you fellow moon man. Much appreciated

>>1536063
None taken.

I'm getting to the point where I'll be actively looking for long gains. At the moment, I haven't done too much research on anything since these small pops have been occupying my time (along with work, life, etc.)

>>1536069
We could work together family. You seem to know a lot about these longs.

>>1536108
that would make my heart flutter

macro economics is my strength when it comes to finance. I was planning on enacting the leveraged index strategy after you made me $1,000,000 from meme stocks but its probably more efficient and realistic to work as a team and use specialization.

if you ever want to get into contact my email is lmntaudio@gmail.com

>>1536123
>>1536108
y-you two will come back for us, right?

>>1536147
remember, youre here forever.

>>1536123
>>1536108
Yes I love these pops don't get me wrong. But I'd trade a million pops for a few nice checks a month. I was looking at SJR monthly dividends and they look nice. But no one likes just stable. I have been looking at TQQQ and that may be my next buy.

>>1536158
one of the dividend funds ive been looking at for a long time is PDT

they cash out i think every month with a ~7% yield with a share price of 16.40

their momentum is stable and upward but i think it was previously being used as a hedge from brexit and rate hike fears so the price as slipped a bit in the last month by around 6-7%. Despite the slip PDT is still up ~21% YTD and cashed out 12 times in that period with an average dividend price of $0.09

i havent looked at SJR's dividends before so i dont know how it competes

take whatever money you have and firmly lodge it into AUPH
if they get bought out it could be TBRA all over again

>>1536171
SJR has a dividend yield of 4.45% and a share price of ~$20

SJR's next declared dividend is 10 cents compared to PDT's last dividend price of 9.7 cents


SJR is also dead even on YTD and is a higher price per share meaning you have less shares to collect dividends per month


John Hancock Insurance is also likely a more stable company than Shaw Communications


>SJR
$20.46 per share
YTD share price gains of ~4%
4.45% yield
$0.10 last declared dividend
12 dividends per year

>PDT
$16.40
YTD share price gains of ~21%
7.13% yield
$0.097 or $0.10 last declared dividend depending on source, the latter likely rounded up
12 dividends per year


hope that helps if youre looking for dividend stocks

>>1536176
what evidence do you have of a buyout?

>>1536198
No evidence yet to be honest, but considering AUPH is the only company with the particular Lupus treatment, I'd be surprised if the don't get bought out

>>1536200
wait the drug they created treats Lupus?

how am i bag holding this shit? i should be in space right now

>>1536200
>no evidence
>be surprised

that's some hardcore information m8

I'm bagholding 350 shares at 3.41 right now anyway so bring on the 1000%

>>1536203
Yeah, you SHOULD definitely be in another dimension. Although, people are fucking stupid. I was saying awhile back that most people don't understand the science enough for it to rocket. A lot of shorts know this so they effectively strangled it down.

>>1536219
i was looking at their short interest percentage yesterday and it was only like 7% or some shit

they all got pushed out from the pre market jump

theres just not enough volume for whatever reason

Lupus is some serious shit

>>1536219
so why are you forecasting a 1000% increase like TBRA? how long would it even take for them to be bought out, and who was it that bought out TBRA?

>>1536191
Thank you anon!
We are all gonna make it brah

>>1536200
If there is a buyout coming how will that affect the share price of AUPH?

>>1536250
depends who buys it i suppose

>>1536252
In what case would it rise or fall from a buyout?

>>1536256
it'll rise, but how much you wont really know
its whatever the market says its worth

Is the dirty black animal mad? Have no pity for these animals in real life. I love spitting on homeless blacks, fucking them over at my job, and I love seeing them get murdered on TV and then laugh when Dems actually poison their water top kek I'm glad mstx failed because it would of helped a bunch of nigs. Remember this you dumb nigger everyone hates you here just like in the real world. Live with that until the day a white cop puts a bullet in the back of your money brain

>>1536259
So you're saying a buyout would be positive on AUPH's share pricr reguardless of who buy it out?

>>1536265
>>/b/

>>1536266
yes

it also depends on how much they are bought out for

getting bought for a million will basically do nothing

getting bought out for 10 billion, now your price is through the roof

>>1536266
it supposedly has the potential to be this part 2

https://www.google.com/search?q=tbra+bought+out&spell=1&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiVxvi6xbrPAhWD6yYKHco-D6UQBQgXKAA&biw=360&bih=532

I don't know how a company being bought out could drop the price of a stock but what do I know

>>1536269
we're talking about treating lupus though.

if they sold that for anything less than hundreds of millions or even billions they'd be insane

Almost feel bad for the poor shitposting faggot. I can't imagine being too ignorant to make ez money on stocks then hating on anyone who does. The worst part about being a low iq primitive brained moron is he is too stupid to comprehend how dumb he really is. Reading pure ignorance is hard then I smile because I'm not him and life is gravy baby hahaha haha stay mad

>>1536275
that is if it gets bought out

we have no idea what's in the works right now

if AUPH gets bought out similar to TBRA for 1000% which its probably not since this is ALL speculation, im in for a cool 7.8 million dollar pay day

>>1536288
nevermind im an idiot

its 768k not 7.8 million

feels bad man

>>1536288
If only they had options. Id drop a large sum while I shuffle my money in other stocks. Pic related from AUPH only.

>>1536321
you have much more money than i do

i dont have the capital to diversify

i think i'm just going to let AUPH go on tuesday

Is watching a stock and dd a meme
>dindu duffin

>>1536331
I dony have "that" much its a sifficult decision because most of it is in AUPH. Do I sell for profit and jump to my other picks or hold for potential buyout, because the conditions are there. But do I lose more money waiting for an event that may or may not come for weeks or months? That is what I am debating right now coming towards monday.

>>1536343
Sorry for typing errors, on mobile.

>>1536343
i keep telling people if they have AUPH right now just hold it until your funds clear and from there you can dump it and buy something else on the same day if it seems good

no use dumping now when it still has upward potential

>>1536348
I agree, just hold until you see a better, more profitable, opportunity. Theres no problem holding AUPH even if it dips Monday. The uptrend is there for the whole week.

>>1536348
any insight into stocks mentioned earlier such as UWTI?

There's no chance it goes back to the thousands because of the stock splits in the past correct?

So a decent strat with AUPH is to try and buy on any dips since it has such potential.

However on that note, doesn't their drug still have a ways to go before it's complete?
http://biopharmcatalyst.com/company/auph

Is there still not a chance the drug could fail despite the positive outlook from the last bit of news?

>>1536355
There is always the chance, a data play is still a data play. But at least you can "ride the hype"

>>1536354
price of oil is continuing to drop as time goes on

the US now has new ways of extracting oil and synthetics are just around the corner. Oil will likely never get up to the prices it once was during the heat of the wars in iraq, libya, kuwait, and where ever else

I won't quit until I have proof everyone who browses the RGT general has at least 1 share of SWHC
I've taken down pimple, infiltrated his illegal program, reported to the FBI as insider trading with proof. I'm in power here, no insults will bring me down, I've come too far.

-M.S

>>1536389
i dont want a share of smith and wesson

its too high of a share price to make it worth the purchase

>>1536389
Also, SWHC - INTC - SLV - AA - AMDA
Thank me later.

>>1536389
Fuck off Xeo.

>>1534592
SWHC - INTC - SLV - AA - AMDA - AMRS
:)
:^)
;^)

I have 4 shares of AMDA. Why you guys keep shilling it? its gone nowhere in either up or down.

Should I put money on indexes and shit now or wait until november?

>>1536389
>infiltrated his """illegal""" program
>insider trading
Contradiction/10.

>>1536477
Apparently good news supposed to be coming through that's gonna raise the stock price

>1531841
>1531850
>1531859

>1526007

>1519367
>1519376
>1519387

>>1536501
lol

>>1531841
>>1531850
>>1531859

>>1526007

>>1519367
>>1519376
>>1519387

>>1536497

by that i mean i reported the fact that he has an illegal software, He made his software public for us to know about, its illegal and I reported him

i have become the superior poster

>>1536509
Explain to us why this is illegal, please

>>1536509
you sound like a mad gay faggot whose mom didn't let him eat from the cookie jar

>>1536389
I'll kill u

>>1536529
I just reported you for Illegal content.

>>1536509
>analysis is illegal
Gave me a chuckle.

>>1536477
>i have 4 shares of a stock worth 90 cents

who cares what you think


>>1536489
short term interest rate goes up in December

you can buy and hold for about 2 months but mid December you should sell


i could be wrong and the indexes might just meander around a bit until December

If AUPH does get bought out, wouldn't that happen AFTER phase 3? Or is there a precedent for buying these ground-breaking drugs ahead of time?
The drug is worth over 1.3 billion but only if it gets approved.

>>1536354
UWTI isn't a stock, it's a fund. Leveraged ETFs decay in the long term and tend to be red over many years, often "down" thousands of dollars because of reverse splits.
Don't waste any time thinking about the past prices.

>>1536582
Correction: UWTI is an ETN.
I actually don't know how those work. Do they decay like ETFs?

where can I find archived robinhood threads?

>tfwspend all day look back in the archives at pimple's posts for clues
>tfw finally figure out his strategy
>tfw too stupid to write a program though

How long does it take to learn to code? I don't want to hire someone and have them run off with it.

>>1536601
no

it tracks other stocks or indexes or commodities

>>1536604

seach: "4chan biz archive" and a few sites will come up

>>1536607
Tell us the secret

>>1536607
Learning to code? Probably a couple months
Learning algorithms and data structure? Enroll in a 4 year.

>>1536607
Trust me, I can program it for you

>>1536621

I don't want to rob pimple of his discovery, he's been to kind to us.


>>1536622
>enroll in a 4 year

Too late for that again. fml

>>1536607
It'll take you as long as it takes someone you'd hire to write it, to learn how to code.

I'm warning you though, there is one component that I'm not informing people about as far as the code goes. It's mathematical in nature though.

>>1536621
There is no secret. You have all the information you need.

>>1536622
I dropped out of high school in 9th gradel, so this isn't true.

>>1536633
Share it. Pimple said it's not a secret.

we should get a new thread

but im not making it

somebody else do it

>>1536647
I've made the last 4 threads and I suppose I'll do it again. I didn't plan on doing it for the weekend, but I'm riding in a car so I have nothing better to do.

WHO ELSE /WEEKEND BLUES/ HERE

COUNTING THE HOURS TILL THE MARKETS ARE OPEEENNNNN

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>>1536653
Me. So bored.

>>1536653
i cant fucking sleep at night anymore, i just want to trade trade trade trade trade

every time i close my eyes or try to relax there are numbers flying through my head and horrendous anxiety. I understand the part from Wolf of Wallstreet where theyre in the rooftop restaurant talking about how they stress themselves the fuck out over fucking numbers on a screen and why they end up using tranquilizers to calm down after the market closes at 4pm.

i just want to make some damn money boys and i have nothing else to do and nobody to talk to.

>>1536634
> there is one component that I'm not informing people about as far as the code goes. It's mathematical in nature though.
>You have all the information you need.

Your program allows you to collect and analyze data very quickly which is key, but if I have not mistaken, there is another fundamental variable involved that is critical and you haven't revealed, directly, yet?

>>1536653
Went all in on AUPH so I'll kill myself if it doesn't go back up to my average ($3.25)

>>1536672
Three variables, but yes. You're understanding it. It creates a probability by establishing a topological manifold describing the discrete movements of a stock per candle. I choose the intraday interval it calculates over. There's a strong correlation between the variables which is why I appear to be ""magic"".

It works. People have killed themselves trying to solve this but I think I beat the stock market.

Can you imagine how everyone would feel if they knew some Velcro shoe wearing faggot on 4chan beat the stock market?

>>1536708
>It works. People have killed themselves trying to solve this but I think I beat the stock market.
Gotta be careful, senpai. You've solved microcap penny stocks but this probably won't scale.

>>1536713
I agree with you 100%. Most retailers play penny stock though. This model works here and I'm happy to help out you guys. I won't be 100%, but so far so good.

>>1536708
>Can you imagine how everyone would feel if they knew some Velcro shoe wearing faggot on 4chan beat the stock market?

I can see the look on their faces now.

>>1536708
>creates a probability
What I meant is that it utilizes a probability THEN establishes a topological manifold to be clear.

>>1536731

How important is the interval choice to the outcome? If you are slightly off does it create a variance in your results?

>>1536781
When I say wait a week or two, I've closed the interval. I keep it on a 3mo chart if you were to plot it.

>>1536781
I didn't even answer the question. Drunk.

It's actually incredibly important to when it will pop. Not if.

>>1536802
Anything cooking atm? Is it possible to have as good a week as like week consistently or was that kind of a peak?

>>1536810
I'm at a bar trying to get succ my guy. I would let you know if I was at home.

>>1536810
He said AHPI is ready and just needs a catalyst.

>>1536822
Correct. I have a position in there already.

>>1536814
God speed my dude. Six figures in your bank account = women salivating like Pavlov's dogs. DDing AHPI

>>1536664
I feel the same as you.tranquilizers are starting to spund l8ke a good idea. Nobody I know is as interested in the stock market or knows as much as I do. My whole family is against stocks of any kind and it makes me so anxious that I might lose money and they'll tell me I was stupid for even trying.

>>1536822

Volume was practically dead on Friday tho....

>>1536799
What do you mean "I've closed the interval" sorry about the stupid question.

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So uh...where are we gunna go if this board gets axed?

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