/biz/ - Business & Finance

>we met online on a site where you shop for a spouse in the same way you shop for a blender on Amazon

modernity is fucking AWESOME

Unironically end times.

Don't blame it on modernity, blame it on zoomers.

T. Met my wife in college.

This works out for me. I'm an introvert and run a business out of my house, I never meet new people. My only friend passed away who used to take me out drinking. So now with this app, I can chat up thicc asians from home, just gotta trick them into sitting on my face.

We met in school but she was my teacher. Can I still be wholesome?

>>15327536
>family

>>15327629
you only meet golddigging thots and degenerate hoes bathing in sperm on internet. Sure it may be fine if you wanna fuck for free (only if you are a Chad tho) but awful to meet long term partner.
It's all lost, the luciferian kikes won.

cool.

also much easier now to get foreign bride and hookers.

also drugs and stuff

but also new ideas, new friends, and better job opportunities too

so maybe it's sometimes good and sometimes bad

i dunno

:^)

>>15327536
/met in college/ master race reporting in

>tfw you're too ugly to be successful on any online dating site
boy this new sexual market paradigm sure is great. can't wait to be a step daddy when these hordes of women hit 30 and decide that they're ready to settle down.

>>15327536
there is no
> met at a swinger party
so this list is not the future

>>15327628
>Don't blame it on modernity, blame it on zoomers.
But the trend was clear since millennials became of dating age, give zoomers another decade to be represented in the statistics

>>15327639
this is troublesome
>>15327536
bar and online correlate because they date online to meet in a bar.
this survey wasn't done properly

>tfw only 6'2

bros what the fuck...... 6'4 is minimum to make it with roasties in 2019...... how do i cope?

>>15327711
feels good man

>>15327737
>met online at a VR swinger party
Get off the internet grandpa

I want to go back to 2009.

>>15327536
Some people may think this is a good thing because they are introverted but fail to realize that even though 40% people meet online now, it’s still a minority’s of people pairbonding because of female hypergamey. Most people are single in modern Jew clown world. Dating sites most likely won’t work out for you.

>>15327828
meeting in person is the only reason average looking people ever had a chance. People tend to look better in person for whatever reason plus you can be charming/funny/etc. In online dating clown world it's 8/10+ or bust

>>15327788
VR is lame, and the past

anyways
statistically, dating sites/apps are against your odds, if you're a man. Better thru social group activities, like local canoeing society, dancing class, or swinging why not. Most marriage are sexless, better if yours is not and you are on the same page. But please, be grossed out, baby zoomer

>>15327676
Youre right. Im not chad so I have to buy them coffee, desserts, drinks just to meet and chat in the hopes for a second date, while they spent years going over to netflix and chill with chads who put no effort in. They have an inbox full of other guys offering them to go out so any wrong move they just ghost onto the next. I try not to think about it.

>>15327828
Yeah I used to think it was good, then I spent years trying to succeed on online dating.
Got one coffee date and she unmatched me after we left.
Those females sure have it easy on the dating scene nowadays.

too bad online dating created you incels, how ironic the medium geeks created to connect to the outside world was taken over by chads turning geeks into incels fucking them in the ass with their own dick

>>15327536
Interesting that coworkers started to go up, but went back down again, probably due to the #metoo bullshit and fears over sexual harassment

>>15327869
holy shit, are you a real life CHAD? Post pics bro, I want to suck your cock. I too am a CHAD unlike all these INCELS. We can suck each others dicks before we hit the club, bro.

>>15327853
>mfw

Incest was popular in the 30s-40s?

>>15327869
>nerds even got bullied off the internet
It would be funny if it didn't hurt, but I guess that's why it's funny at all

>Meeting people online for people for similar interests and sexual compatibility is bad

Jesus will you nutjobs get a life already? People who want sex get sex and people who jive together can form a relationship. It's not the end of the world.

>tfw you will never, ever feel a girls love
Who the fuck cares about making it? At the end of Paris Je T'aime there's a scene where a tourist says "I often wanted to turn to someone and say 'that's pretty, no? But there was nobody there.". That's the ugly creepy uninteresting incel future. So what you make it. Nobody will ever feel true love towards you simply cos we are too ugly, and even if you make it, enjoy dealing with gold diggers. Fuck all the people here who freely admit they have sex, I hope you get fucking AIDS

>>15327950

You're mad because you're not getting any

>>15327950

Fuck i just realized people are actually having sex, now my blood is boiling and im raging, luckily society will collapse in a few years

i unironically don't care about this data trend and i'm sort of confused why anyone does lol

>>15327946
hey jew

actually this graph makes no sense, it goes above 100% of people

>>15327946
yep. y'all are just pissed that you can't trap some desperate or vulnerable woman in a situation where they're unable to find someone better lmao

>>15327536
Fuck the 1940s cucks had it good
>28% family
>28% through friends
>27% primary or secondary school
>14% neighbors
Hoooooly shit

>>15327981
Some can overlap. Like you can meet a girl in college and you were introduced by a friend etc.

>>15327536
>1940s had almost 30% incest
What the fuck

>>15327977

Hey white nationalist incel mad at the world because women won't give him attention. lmfao you'll never get ahead with your attitude.

pic related: something you'll never have

>>15328036

unironically kill yourself and then go back to plebbit

>>15328036
I already have a butt

>>15328025
They met through family. They weren't actually related. Grandma set them up or something.

>>15328080

How original.

>>15327903
>love cigarette juice!

>>15328025
>>15328100
cousins are technically incest but actually aren't

>>15327950
hit the gym every day at the evening for 3 years, 6 days a week
build up shoulders, pectorals, abs, biceps
run at least 10 minutes as last exercise
start slow and small, add weight and speed

do a matching diet, like in a day
- 200gr chicken meat (best proteins) and/or 200gr red meat (for iron) every few days,
- california almods for magnesium and vitamins, about 15-20
- a carrot, fresh, for vitamin A
- a kiwi or 120gr broccoli or 2 oranges for vitamin C
- 100 gr maasdam/leerdammer or other cheese with equivalent calcium
- 50gr rice, better half-brown rice
- olive oil, much better if top quality, 2 spoons a day
- a bit of fish (tuna, anchovies, sardines) every few days

it's ok if you start with more food, or eat a pizza once a week or when you feel down or during festivities, it's a long walk

thank yourself later

>>15328161
>thinking a woman will LOVE you for your muscles

>>15328161
this is some gay shit
Women will date any fat ugly loser if they at least are funny. Work on your comedic timing before becoming a health freak

>>15328182
it's the positive attitude, and determination. And the body influences the mind.

>>15328207
sure it's not the other way around?

>>15328194
women have shit comedic taste and they tend to not laugh at the joke itself as much as men but rather laugh with the person making the joke if they already like them - in other words: being able to make them laugh often boils down to them already liking you in the first place and using the laughter as a signal.

>>15328096
>tfw ywn start a band with your butt-less buddies called "The Ass-less Chaps"

>>15328218
redpilled and based and redpilled again

>>15328182
everything in moderation. often unheard of for 4chin dwellers. taking 2 hours a week doing literally any kind of body activity will show results already

>>15328036
>goblin feet
keep your trashes for yourself, nigger tranny

>>15328271

If a woman like this even farted in your direction it would be a blessing for genetic trash like you.

>>15327536
Online dating is literally game over if you don't have an attractive face.
Also most of these couples are much weaker than the one in the past, there's less and less incentive for men to marry and women to not divorce at the first hiccup.

>>15327536
Women are whores nowadays, and whores make shit relationship material, so most of these "couples" are looking at a few years tops before the divorce or breakup, with maximum one kid (if any). This society is over, and other cultures are taking over. We let greed and pleasure and good intentions (*cough"women's rights*cough") take over without thinking things through. RIP us.

>>15328161
>dude lifting cures depression and makes women love you
I unironically fell for the gymcel meme for ~5 years
guess how many dates it got me.
guess how much better I felt by the end of it.
Being /fit/ is a hobby, not a panacea.
Also /fit/ is shit nowadays

>people make friends online
woah
no way
I mean
what is 4chan

>>15327713
I bought an upgrade to see who likes me, over half had kids or were pregnant. 1/4th were minoritys who implied or actually wrote they want to swirl with white guys. The other 1/4 were average, of which 1% might actually meet up.

>>15328243
huhu

>>15327851
What is your native language pajeet? From the word salad you vomit it clearly isn’t English.

I met my gf on a christian dating site. Dont act like you HAVE to use grindr or whatever degenerate website is cool to find a girl.

>>15328161

Top kek, lurk more, most of true /biz/ness oldfags are /fit/izens who fell for the gymcel meme before realizing what it's truly about, you don't know shit kid, but keep minmaxing your body meanwhile us oldfags get the same results with shit diets because we know how to train and get muscle just lifting twice or one time a week

>>15327536

>>15328304
>what is 4chan

>>15328284
ideally, the act of overcoming the negative sensations experienced by lifting and the strict dietary requirements are supposed to spark a sort of enlightenment about the mind v. body/flesh/animal connection, getting you to consciously develop healthy habits of overcoming your negative traits.
you're not supposed to just get bigger, you're supposed to make a habit out of overcoming itself and getting used to it like you (hopefully) got used to daily showers and so on, ultimately giving you all the tools you need to make it.

>>15328243
kek

>>15328374
Look, the reasoning sounds good to someone who's only had meme depression or temporary reasons for their loneliness. Don't get me wrong, I genuinely like lifting, it's fun and being healthy is a great thing, but it doesn't fix the problems it's purported to fix. It doesn't give any of these tools. To assume that every lonely or depressed man is an unshaven slob who can't overcome obstacles is very delusional. The truth is that the world is getting worse. People who were once normal are becoming "losers" in the eyes of our highly connected egotistical society. The problems stem from the fact that you are no longer being compared to just your local community, but rather the entire world. Lifting weights doesn't undo the damage that the normie internet has done to expectations.

>>15327576
this isnt modernity baby, its post-modernity

>>15328353
Why do no realistic assumptions produce that outcome

>>15328284
its because gymcels all started as depressed male loosers that were either skinny twig arms or just fat. then from one second they get a spark in their dark existences by visting /fit/ for the first time or watching a zyzz video on youtube. for the first time in life you have a plan. you say to yourself that you stick to it with no excuses etc. and they hope that when they reach their goal all their problems will magically disappear. this kind of mentality will lead to not much.

its unironically easier for them it seems to go through 3 year detailed diet and workout regimen that needs complete focus of your life on it, than just going outside the house and talking to a female

>>15327828
This

>>15327536
What's happening with college?

>>15327536
>met wife online
>engaged in five days
>married in three months
Worked for me

>>15327628
I met your wife in college if you know what i mean when i say i got her drunk and fucked her stupid in the club toilets.

>>15327536
This doesnt even add up to 100%.
Fuck you OP

>>15328284
to increase appeal
- you probably forgot to groom face/body/hair/beard. if you have little hair, go captain Picard style.
- dress well, color coordination is key. blue in-ear headphones and a matching shade of blue shirt might sound gay, but ask any lady
- search perfumes on fragrantica like you research altcoins.
- quality body milk lotion during spring summer, it's cheap on amazon


anyway, don't do if you have an ugly/lame personality, no real opinion one way or the other, or taking photos of gym ladies, creepy, or treat them like you own them, manchildlike.

I know you think they should treat you as you see yourself inside, but that level of a woman, or human being anyhow, is rare. The rock has muscles yes, but he's also got positive attitude.

Bad bitches go to batshit crazy criminals and assholes, let them, it's a problem that will fix itself, they cannot improve and forever doomed.

>>15327536
>met online
>1980
wut!?

>>15327764
First of all, just put 6'4 on your profile. They can't tell anyway. You're just "tall."

Second, be rich and fit.

>>15327950
People don't love another to begin with, only what they provide. Get rid of romanticism and learn how the world actually works.

Watch Mad Men, it'll give you a good idea of how some of this shit actually works. And then ask yourself if you really want that.

>>15328351
it's also to live longer with less health related problems
it's actually the first day I've read "gymcel", I'm a gymrat but many are

>>15327628
zoomers who started a business and capitalized off thots.

>>15328036
would probably consider desultory acts committed upon my person by the owner of that brapper.

>>15328454
i never said everyone was going to make it and i am aware that more and more are being filtered out. that does not in any way change the necessity to try, though. the answer to increased difficulty is not resignation, but increased effort.
>To assume that every lonely or depressed man is an unshaven slob who can't overcome obstacles is very delusional
and i didn't make that assumption, you are inflating my words here. i merely stated that lifting can, in the right individual, be a catalyst to realize the importance of (the abstract act of) overcoming, to reinforce the idea that it is possible and to make one try to overcome in situations one wouldn't have tried beforehand by association ("i succeeded before, i can do this, too").
the person taking it seriously will have perfected his diet in favor of enjoying more tasteful things, will have accepted disgusting bodily sensations in favor of wasting away time playing video games and so on - in other words: the basic idea of listening to your mind and to veto your inner animal is already there, it only needs to be applied to every other area of life aswell.
the end goal itself that gets people to start out (attracting women, looking better/vanity) is very basic, but it can lead to the ultimately infinitely more worthy realization that if a skinnyfat average dude can make himself attractive by vetoing his instincts, he can vastly improve himself in completely different areas of life by vetoing other instincts aswell.
the fear of speaking to a woman, for instance, can suddenly be interpreted similarly to the feeling of not wanting to lift again to the absolute max for the third time the week, to not eat the same bland meal again and again, and suddenly a strength can be found that only huge trauma/pain could otherwise teach that person.

>>15327688
The internet brought new opportunities to all aspects of live
The sexual revolution already happened decades ago but none of these doomers here been around then to know

>>15328454
it's true, doesn't fix depression
fewer but better friends helps
a positive attitude due to attention from the ladies helps
feeling fit helps
reading good books and watching well made movies helps
every little bit helps

>>15327576
there is a lot more too it than that. a partner might not actually be attracted enough to the other partner to engage in enough activity to woo them in the real world because of their disinterest; but online, it takes no effort. you look good, send a few packaged messages, get the partner over, have sex, and wrap them around your finger. so you have more couples where one doesn't like the other. high rate of failed relationships, higher rate of divorce.

>>15328455
post modernism is dead
it's now time for the "new sincerity" art

>>15328632
the islamisation of europe is part of the new sincerity

As an adult, every girl I've fucked or dated I've met online

The TeleCoin Trend-Setter Platform is designed to create
innovative marketing campaigns that will ultimately have a bigger impact on your
business or ideals, as the incentives are decentralized and rewarded to your most
loyal subscribers instead of going to one centralized entity

>>15328642
>Islam
>sincere
shitskin pretending to be straight fucking male children detected

>>15328527
Haha I can assure you I spent lots of time working on my "personality" and various other factors. The amount of money I spent on clothes, for example, was absolutely obscene. Hey, I'll tell you what, you can project whatever deal breakers you want on me if it helps you sleep at night. Wouldn't wanna upset your precious worldview.
>>15328599
>bro it's all about overcoming obstacles
and I'm telling you that you're assuming than these guys haven't ever overcome obstacles. You see what I'm saying? Look, same deal as the other guy. You can project whatever you want on me as long as it helps you sleep tonight.
>>15328613
I love how when I point out snake oil fitness salesmen, everyone comes out of the woodwork to back peddle and add shit you need to do. notice how there's always another thing you need to do? That's on purpose, happy consumers consume less. You need to keep them in perpetual want. None of this dating degradation shit is accidental, always remember that kids.

>>15328527
why is 4chan getting so many of these faggot reddit tier posts lately

>>15328698
>and I'm telling you that you're assuming than these guys haven't ever overcome obstacles
there is an astronomical difference between overcoming a few times and making a conscious habit out of it.

>>15328690
cope accepted

>>15328698
you have worked on your personality
I won't call you surely (sherly)

>>15328698
>I can assure you I spent lots of time working on my "personality" and various other factors. The amount of money I spent on clothes, for example
yeah you're clearly getting what it is all about. at least you're putting your personality in air quotes, so there seems to be some tiny spark of retrospection here.
fucking lmao

>>15327536
Note that the later years are biased in favor of couples that aren't together for very long.

>>15328709
>why is 4chan getting so many of these faggot reddit tier posts lately
It's the government trying to stem the tide of shooters

>>15328722
>cope
wut? The most insincere animals on this planet, even worse than jews are only mudslims, and that is extremely true for (((western mudslim)))

>>15327536

You incels honestly disgust me

>>15328713
See, there you go assuming again. Not all of us were dejected through our complacency. Some of us got dealt really shitty hands. You can fight god your entire life, but he's always gonna win, so telling the losers that they didn't fight for all those years neglects everything they've gone through.
>>15328709
The powers that be realize that some of us mice are leaving their wheels and it fucking terrifies them, so they hire armies of pseudo-normies to come keep us down. That's part of the whole "have sex" thing as well.
>>15328772
I'm 30 years old dude, I'm non the young bright eyed zoomer you think I am. Once you break your mid 20's with no progress, you kind of get perpetually angry.

>>15328812
adding to this, anybody who ever had to do with mudslim from the Arab peninsula knows, the only thing muslim hate more than jews are (((western muslim))). They see them literally as traitors and cowards

>>15327995
This guy gets it lol
There's a reason why the catholic church used to be so adamant against divorce

>>15328827
I know the feeling, trust me, you are not alone

W Buffet has lost a lot of weath when he was 32, if I remember well (he owned few gas stations or something)
they gave Einstein a *pro forma* phd (not a *honoris causa* one), they couldn't give the Nobel to someone without one.
read the early life of Akira Kurosawa

>>15329059
Thanks m8. These threads honestly help, because there's always at least a few guys who are in the same situation and get it. The legion of "have sex, incel" trolls used to be pretty annoying, but they really don't phase me anymore thankfully.

>>15328827
>You can fight god your entire life, but he's always gonna win
you're not fighting god, you're desperately trying to align WITH him (his creation) and therefore feeling miserable. the rewards he's dangling in front of your head like a carrot on a stick are empty and fake, and the higher mind that you possess, as you will come to realize, almost always is opposed to what he created.
look at the greatest, most inspiring people out there and you will come to realize that they share the property of going against virtually everything the animals of this planet (almost all humans) instinctively, in their unquestioned obedience to their flesh, flock towards.
the greatest people are the ones creating (with their MIND) own goals and ideals and putting them over gods given urges.

you can choose to attempt to be a comfortable, content animal (seeking sex, wealth, power, tasty food and so on) like them, reducing yourself to someone elses (gods) ideal, or you can come to realize that even potentially fulfilling these urges completely will not bring any lasting satisfaction.

ultimately it's a battle between mind and animal, and you are not getting that fact at all, with every single one of your responses boiling down to "but why am i not getting the rewards that successful animals get" - because that is not what it ultimately is about.
you're not a fucking dog, your life goal shouldn't just be to have enough food and holes to penetrate. you being lost is due to you seeking out nothing but the same goals that lower animals have.
there is a lot to explore about what you are if you just have the balls to take up the fight, but as long as you are only doing it for the sake of worldly rewards, you'll feel as lost and dumbfounded as you are right now.

>you kind of get perpetually angry.
so at least there is the realization that your current strategy doesn't seem to be working, leaving you frustrated and wanting.

>>15328161
>A kiwi
Those are endangered over here bro

>>15327576
i met my gf of 11 years online too

>>15329217
i mean we met 11 years ago she is a grown woman chill out

>>15329232
>She is a grown woman
You mean now, fucking pedo scum. at least I hope you married the poor girl child molester

>>15329232
>>15329217
You said it correctly the first post. The second post was unnecessary and brought attention to something that wasn't there. Expect cringy replies

>>15328161

>band-aid solution

Eh, i hate it but i met my model waifu slav gf off tinder while she was visiting the states

Has anyone else gone from being sympathetic to incels to fucking hating them and wishing they'd die and stop turning everywhere they go into their own personal toilet?

>>15329792
They're the fastest growing male demographic. Sooner or later you're going to join them.

>>15327795
To buy like a million bitcoin? Yes same

>>15327777
Checked
It certainly does

I'm pretty awkward at approaching girls or breaking the ice IRL, but can put together a great profile with my job, body, etc. so I approve of this.

It might make our society a little fucky though. Another day another step towards Teddy K's nightmare.

>>15329792

>I finally landed a 4/10 gf now I think I'm lord over the incels

>>15328036
is that OC, what is up with the rocking chair?

>>15327536
You're telling me that at one point, in like 1940, the most common way to meet your lover was through your family? I know in many other countries that is still normal but that's adorable.

>>15327536
nice spelling retard. go back to /pol/

>>15327536
I met my wife at a restaurant open meet-up thing I showed up to alone. Got myself a beer and walked over to her table where she and her friend were and started talking to her. This was only 3 years ago and I'm 24.

>>15329418
not based

>>15327536
>family

>>15327629
>thicc asians sitting on my face
patrician taste anon

>tfw you've already accepted that you will die alone.

At least I'm relatively comfortable for the time being, maybe that's how their keeping this whole charade from falling apart.

>>15328348

I hope you are joking, seems like some truman show shit

>>15330325
>24
>married a girl you met 3 years ago
This will not end well for you

>>15327536
I met my women throught street pick up. It's not in the graph but i guess it's in the neighbors or met at bar or restraurant statistic.
Of course you incels will discredit this, because you know you will never ever have the balls to do this kind of shit. So you'll say it don't work.

>>15327713
>can't wait to be a step daddy when
Guys need to be educated that kids form personalisties in the first 3-4 years and cannot be changed in meaningful ways after that. Don't fall for the stepdad meme thinking you can make a difference, YOU CAN'T. Pretty sure you are being ironic but it needs to be said.

>>15327576
the end-game for capitalism the commodification of EVERYTHING. it is happening slowly before our eyes. yuck.

>>15327777
>>15327711
had a great relationship all of college and then got dumped after graduating - now she's a fat lying hoe so i mean bullet dodged, but damn, i should have kept my female social circle way bigger...

>>15328161
>california almods
AKA Jew almonds. The oranges are suspect as well. A Jew free lifestyle is the healthiest, anon.

https://twitter.com/cursedsalad/status/1119887111300108291?s=19

>>15328698
Based

>>15329150
I just started fucking fat chicks because I could not take it anymore but the dating scene is broken and I will never get married. I will have 5-10 white babies to spite the jews tho

>>15331981
>I will have 5-10 white babies to spite the jews tho
this but unironically

>>15328348
Which christian dating websites do you recommend?

>>15328539
Zoomer.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulletin_board_system

>>15329059
>Einstein
read the life of Jules Henri Poincaré

>met my current gf online
Shit

I met my wife online and we even have children together now. I moved to a new city for a job where I had no friends or family, so was good way to meet people. Had to go through a lot before I found a good one. If you want to get into a serious longterm relationship it's a good way to do it, better than trying to find a wife from the roasties at the nightclub.

>>15327576
Met online could mean in a video game, on 4chan, etc
Met my fiance via a 4chan general

>>15328304
>what is 4chan

A place where people simulate the illusion of friends but don't actually make any

>>15328182

She will... Shut the fuck up b-bro...

>>15330783
It's alright so far. We have a kid now. I've always known I wanted to start a family though. Anyway we'll see.

>>15332162
Don’t listen to him. Build a strong family and the rest will follow.

>>15328632
>>15328632

You’re looking for ecological postmodernism.
There are A’s, B’s, and C’s out there and most of you are C’s.
This is for the A’s and the B’s.

met virgin cutie girl through family.

been with her 3 years can go another 3 im sure

have 25k link

have a dog

no kids

im happy

>>15327950
i lost my virginity at 14, and had several girlfriends throughout my teens and early 20's, but now, at 25, it's been 3 years since i've had a gf and i'm literally going full blown volcel for the rest of my life. i have no desire for women whatsoever. fuck women. if you think having sex or a relationship will fulfill you permanently you're just delusional because you've never experienced it yourself. if you can be perfectly happy on your own you won't desire women. if you desire women it's because you feel like you're in some way incomplete or even empty inside. not worth it brah.

>>15328218
Women do laugh at jokes from people they like more men or women but what they really find funny is swear words and sex jokes. Most of them have a fourth grader's sense of humor.

>>15327628
Zoomers are too young for this to apply to them

>>15332500


You won't be with that link son, just watch.

>>15327737
polyamory is intrinsically unstable arrangement. every try to get two people to agree on anything? why would it become easier with 3 or more? only a tiny minority ever try it and for all but vanishingly small percent its a one time experience. it serves no other purpose to sow your wild oats and find out what you like.

>>15327613
This

>>15333148
polyamory is not swinging. facepalm

>>15328243
The British Assless

>>15327536
I'm a circumcel, so it was over for me before it ever began.
Maybe the singularity will come and fix everything for us, before we die.

>>15327903

T-this is fake, right

>>15327903
kek

>>15327536
if you’re not going to let a rapacious corporate executive into your home, why would you let them tell you who to fuck?