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>10 years from now
>neet chilling in mansion bought by a single Link
>sentry guns constantly gunning down crowds trying to storm across the 20 acre front lawn trying to get my Linkies
>stroll naked across my mansion to the built in McDonald's
>wagies strapped into chains while constantly making big macs
>order big Mac with extra sauce
>start wacking off while maintaining eye contact with cashier wagie
>at this point, wagie is used to it
>shoot load onto floor
>"wagie clean up this spill at once before someone falls"
>laugh as wagie shuffles over on chains to get down on knees to start cleaning
>"one Big Mac with extra sauce for Mr. Stinky"
>"thank you wagie, I'll see you all again in a bit. Keep those big Macs coming"
>kick over shackled wagie while scrubbing out my load
>stroll back to computer listening to the thundering sound of sentries
Oh yeah I think we made it

>> No.15315269

Sounds about right, only linkers are making the burgers

>> No.15315312

Man where can I grab a shirt like that

>> No.15315333

>>15315231
Delusional sucker you are

>> No.15315362
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15315362

>>15315231
*southern drawl*
You've gotta have a plan when you make it
*back to my glasgow accent*
> give the first 10 willing girls i see free breast enlargement minimum G cup
> cut a deal with surgeon to secretly insert remote controlled nicotine release implant
> drop by my girls to see how they're doing
> hit the nicotine every time they see me
> soon they're obsessed
> arrange a group gang bang
> in the middle of it deploy the secret DMT release function
> they all see me as my true divine being and the reflected solipsism deletes their minds from existence
> rule over my G cup p-zombie harem

>> No.15315371

>>15315231
Pure fantasy

>> No.15315811

>10 years
Nice FUD

>> No.15316009

>>15315362
You mad genius you

>> No.15316060

>>15315362
>*back to my glasgow accent*
Amen brother

>> No.15316070

>>15315362
DMT release should be up your ass and the rececptor should be put in their noses and mouths.

Just a hint.