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>driving
>haven't kissed a girl in 5 years
>katy perry "i kissed a girl" song comes on

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.15299928

>>15299919
>listening to music

>> No.15299929

>>15299919
>yfw kissing a guy or a girl will feel the same

>> No.15299937

Go to a hooker you looser

>> No.15299942
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>>15299929

bullish af

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>>15299937
who the hell would want to kiss a hooker

>> No.15300094

Just go to a bar a kiss a girl dude what's the problem

>> No.15300096

>>15300090
have sex

>> No.15300109

>>15299919
OP don’t lie. You’ve never even talked to a girl before. Did you kiss some chick while she was sleeping? Creepy

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>> No.15300298

>>15300094

I hate bars

>> No.15300334

>>15300096
no u

>> No.15300336

>>15300109
No but I did pull her pants down and take pics

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15300349

Tfw dogs and women have a better chance of making out with a hetero girl in 2019 than you

JUST

>> No.15300359

>>15299928
Yes!! Finally I meet someone who does not like music, i have felt so alone

>> No.15300584

>i kissed a girl just to try it
>i kissed a girl and i liked it

Get a hooker that lets you kiss

>> No.15300633

>>15300000

>> No.15300634

Life is suffering, bros. Love, or the lack of it, hurts so much...

>> No.15300637

>>15300584

>implying hookers even qualify as "women"

>> No.15301028

>>15300637
This. Fucking hookers means ur basically gay

>> No.15301038

>>15299929
disgusting and untrue

>> No.15301406

Only kiss I have was a fat chick at the bar who attacked my face with her fat mouth. I don't know how much longer I can continue with this pathetic life.

>> No.15301430

>>15299919
>has kissed a girl
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.15301434

>>15299928
>>15300359
classical and electronic is ok, the odd golden oldie that isnt too degenerate. The Bee Gees "Staying Alive" for example.

>> No.15301720

>>15299928
based mohist

>> No.15301726

>>15300298
Of course you do
You have autism.

>> No.15301730

>>15299919
>>15299919
Tfw when the closest thing to kissing a girl was hearing, "I kissed a girl" Katy perry song

>> No.15301773

>>15300094
No one goes to bars alone

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>>15299919

Grow a backbone.

MAGA

>> No.15302742

Bump

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>>15301434
>Bee Gees Staying Alive
>Not degenerate

The song is literally about how a guy is trying his best to maintain an erection while looking at photos of his family

>> No.15302895

You saved a lot of herpes.