/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15294840
Pic is actually genius, if you are constipated just look down and you’ll shit asap

>>15294845
Shit time is unironically one of my favorite and relaxing times and I wish they lasted longer. You think your best ideas while you sit on the toilet. You can even watch those short but sweet videos from your Youtube subscription feed.

Shit time should be longer.

>>15294881
like just eat more

>1M RSR
>100K SENT
>53M BRAP

>>15294916
fuck man..

>>15294881
Also to add, shit time is one of the rare moments in your life where you have a clear mission and purpose: defecate, clean up and get out.

You don't get a sense of clarity like that anywhere else. It's the most purposeful moment of the day and you feel for a few minutes a sense of fulfillment and purpose.

Yeah I like to shit.

>>15294972
if that's the most purposeful moment of your day you have a sad fucking life my friend

>>15294983
No I am doing decently financially and in life.

What I'm trying to say is that sitting down on the toilet to get rid of shit from your body is such a basic yet very important activity you must do; there is no room for debate or thinking why you do it- you just do it. Just like eating, breathing and pumping your heart.

While life in general feel absurd and existentially questioning, your brief time on the toilet has no existential crisis: you must shit and you will do it. It is meditative in how clear your life is for the few minutes on the toilet.

>>15294881
unironically agree

shitting is where my absolute best thinking gets done

bonus points if I've had my morning coffee and my caffeinated brain works with my coffee-shits to create the clearest thoughts and intentions for the day

>>15294840
Imagine taking a grumper whilst staring into the abyss

>>15295068
the FUCK. is a grumper

>>15295034
thanks for sharing your story, fellow shit fan

It doesn't take me more than 15 seconds to take a shit, never understood the whole "toilet-time meditation" thing.

>>15295068
Based

>>15295090
A big, fat fucking shite.

>>15295191
All I get in image results for grumper is a type of Jeep mods.

What region do you live in? Never heard grumper before

>>15295020
>bottle containing liquid
>Butter
>Flavored butter
>Contains no butter
America is peak degeneracy.

>>15295168
It depends on your diet.

>>15294972
>Yeah I like to shit.
Dude I like to shit, too

>>15294845

kek