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>>15282902
Please don't tell me thats posted above the damn toilet

>>15282902
Based and managerpilled

>>15282902
How do people unironically work in such environments? Are they psychopathic? Lacking in cognitive function? That kind of insane pressure would make me nope the fuck out as soon as I saw that stupid sign.

>>15282912
why would you be doing work in the bathroom?

>>15282912
It was posted in a storage room. Still creeped me out though.

>>15282902
>S-sir you don't understand. My clash of clans base was getting raised. I'm so close to leveling up

>>15282916
>nope the fuck out
GO BACK

>>15282902
>Be boss
>working 70 hour weeks to get this business off the ground
>awake at night because you took a second mortgage to start this shit
>they just raised minimum wage to $15 an hour
>the last 4 people i fucking hired to work the counter hide in the storage room at every opportunity to browse fucking facebook on their phone
>make sign, feel a little better
>go home and rope

>>15282974

>>15282980
Not screening for loyal, hardworking employees before you take out the loan. You’re a smart man.

>>15282990
>Can't even into greenspeak
You're the lowest form of life on this planet.

>>15282980
the guillo-teens are gonna get you

I used to wagecuck at a place like this. I'd load up on milk and cheese and drink beer in my car during break and unleash my lactose intolerant and undiagnosed bowel disease farts up and down the hallways.

You push me? I go chem warfare.

>>15283068
>dropped my guts near a bunch of people at work
>tfw cleared the room
>someone else got blamed for it
>one of the girls asked me if it still smelled bad in the room i was working
>she said that the same smell was coming from the admin office

and at that point i realised im gonna buy another spray bottle of liquid ass and piss everyone off at work. spray all of the hallways all day every day

>>15282918
>oh wagie, don't think you can just poop on company time without getting any work done

>>15282916
>you mean I actually have to work at work? nooo wayyy

>>15283114
Still opressive. That shit is garbage. A couple minutes a day won't kill anyone.

>>15283289
Can always quit a shit workplace and find a better one. Employers have to compete for workers too.

>>15282990
I post how i want, faggot. want to die? Keep it up.

>>15282944
kekkedy kekd

>>15282944
Well, Andrew, now you can play your little IPhone game from home!

Security!

>>15282916
Are you retarded? There are jobs that forbid all cellphone use on the clock or in certain areas. Some of these are for safety reasons. Don’t want people getting ran over by a forklift etc. Also, some people use thier phones like 20% - 60% of thier shift. Obviously you would want to fire that person.

High end restaurants usually forbid all staff from using phones while on the clock. Give family and friends the managers number to get in touch with someone in case of an emergency. I’ve had jobs like this.

>>15283414
Obviously I'm not talking about jobs like that, am I, genius. Stupid weeb. Besides, the type of job where you're moving around and actually being productive by nature will disable you from using your phone out of necessity. Those jobs are fine.

I'm talking office bullshit, retail bullshit.

>>15282916
Also, I had a job that they would fire you immediately if you got caught holding your phone. It was a high risk food packing area. And they would literally fire anyone who got caught. The idea was that the phone was an outside containment and not even supposed to be allowed in your pocket

>>15283429
I guess. If you are talking about Starbucks or McDonald’s? Yeah I’d say it’s a bit excessive, but some people will spend hours in thier phone at work. So there are two sides to every issue

>>15283414
All of those jobs are shitty wagecuck jobs that require maybe a high school diploma. If you have an actual career at a company, benefits, etc you don't have to deal with this trivial bullshit. Only the peasant class gets treated like children as adults.

>>15283457
Obviously, and like there are two sides to every issue, there are two sides to every relationship. That's some harsh slave-master type bullshit right there in the OP. Barring that site where the poster is posted being an actually hazardous zone, it needlessly puts pressure on the employee and every single time they will perform worse for it, or even worse, leave quickly making the turnover rate of the company very high.

Yes, I understand a policy and standards need to set up and understood, but putting shit like that up is counterproductive and whoever that manager is is very likely a poor one with an ego way too big for his own shoes. Inflated fathead with skills far below what he believes.

>>15283482
Employers expect the high turnover in these kinds of shitty jobs. There's no shortage of stupid 20 year olds that live at home that can do these jobs.

>>15283482
High end restaurants will not let you have your phone on you while clocked in. They usually give you lockers. They want the employees to completely attend to the customers (who are paying $200 bucks or more a plate). We are so addicted to our cellphones that in order to get people to concentrate, you need to take their phone away from them.

It’s ok though. Some of these people make $200 - $500 a shift.

>>15283522
Doesn't matter what they expect. Their literal jobs as managers is to make that turnover rate come DOWN, not up. Even stupid pothead retards can tell when a policy is stupid and counterproductive.

>>15283525
And that's absolutely fine. Restaurant work, with the exception of nearly dead restaurants, have you working constantly out of necessity, not even choice. So that's a context where it makes sense, and most people would even do it voluntarily with an implicit understanding.

I make $400 a day and browse my phone 4/5ths of the shift.

Phones are "banned" but management cant do shit because if they fired people for using them nobody would work for them.

stay mad, plebs

>>15282944
based

Do people really work the full 8+ hours a day?
I spent most of my time shitposting

>>15283015
he's kind of right. he should have hired someone with a master's degree to browse facebook on their phone

>>15283584
what kind of glorious dev job is this?

>>15283414
this is fine. i don't want people who touch my food to touch their phones on their shift. and i think there is something mentally beneficial in the "flow" state of work where time passes fast. looking at and away and back again at pointless notifications is bad for sanity, bad for attention, and bad for any hope of mindfulness or flow.

>>15282902
This was definitely a woman that posted this. I work as a site manager over mostly low wage workers (and a couple of well paid department heads), and you'd be amazed how loyal my staff is just because I'm easygoing compared to their neurotic prior managers at other jobs.

>>15283637
>If you're good to your employees, they will actually want to work for you and want to actually do their jobs.
Holy shit. Never would have thought.

>>15283414
CIA keeps a database of japanese cartoon girl faces.

anime posters are all glownigs

>>15283397
please just one more chance boss

lmao at all the soft cunts complaining about this. No wonder the west is fucked when you kids can't even work half a day without looking at your stupid phones

>mfw I work the night shift, so I can look at my phone during any downtime without consequence