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>oh hey anon, you're here for the interview for shekelbergs finance firm right?
>nice to meet you, I heard we're the only 2 left. Bit awkward isn't it!
>tell me, why should you get the job over me
>Oh because your legal? Shekelsberg doesn't mind about this, he actually thinks it's impressive I got here despite the disadvantage.
>I'll ask again. Why should he hire you over me?

>> No.15276241

>>15276036
I don't know do you want to be by girlfriend?

>> No.15276266

>>15276036
Illegal immigrants don't have the explicit permission from the government to work here. Shekelberg needs to be fined

>> No.15276274

>>15276036
This roastie has a shit body.

>> No.15276283

>>15276036
because the second he hires you I will have ICE on the phone. You have to go back.

>> No.15276295

>>15276036
Should i call ICE or you will start sucking?

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>>15276266
>>15276283
>BIG DADDY GOV HELP ME PLEASE! I CAN'T COMPETE IN THE FREE MARKET IT ISN'T FAIR I'LL THROW MY TOYS OUT THE PRAM!

>> No.15276341

>>15276316
This is your brain in transexualism people.

>> No.15276351

>>15276316
>pram

Oi m8 wheres your shitposting license

>> No.15276354
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>>15276316
>>15276283
>>15276266

She has Native American blood. Once the binge drinking hits in college, Becky and Stacey are going to turn Bonita here into an alcoholic. She may get an affirmative action job when she is 23, but by the time she is 33, the wall, by god the wall.

>> No.15276364

>>15276036
I thought GPA scale ended at 4.0, explain yourselves burgers

>> No.15276385

>>15276316
Open borders libertarians are the absolute worst. Get fucked

>> No.15276391
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>>15276295
>Uhhh you know I've got my phone recording? I think you should apologize right now unless you want to be all over national news ;). Repeat after me, I'm a bigotted idiot who can't compete in the free market

>>15276364
Advanced classes go to 5

>> No.15276406

>>15276316
I bet you also think FAANG has every right to censor what we read and write. You're a Jewish shill

>> No.15276431

>>15276036
Because I have a master's and experience and you only have a high school diploma and clearly no experience because you're still trying to brag about your gpa

>> No.15276440

>>15276391
>Advanced classes go to 5
I wouldn't brag on GPA from an American High school, it could mean something or it could be total garbage. I've met people with high school diplomas that didn't know how to calculate area or percentages.

>> No.15276457

>>15276440
You've got to remember it's still basically a competition with everyone else. Valedictorian means she likely beat at least 100 people, doesn't matter how easy or hard the tests you still did better than 100 others

>> No.15276460

>>15276391
You're mixing up AP courses with GPA. AP exams are graded on a 5 point scale, that's got nothing to do with your GPA.

>> No.15276468

>>15276457
You're right, but again, it may not matter. It's high school.

>> No.15276480

>>15276036
>all this plus affirmative action
>goes to the university of Texas
Why? Assuming her ACT/SAT scores weren't terrible she should've been able to go to an ivy league

>> No.15276498

>>15276480
>Why? Assuming her ACT/SAT scores weren't terrible she should've been able to go to an ivy league
Because she's illegal and colleges aren't charities

>> No.15276506

>>15276468
What are you on about?

Graduating valedictorian at a top college is obviously more impressive but valedictorian at hs is still ultra impressive. I'm not actually a mutt btw but have spent a bit of time there.

>> No.15276522

>>15276506
Is she graduating college or high school?

>> No.15276528

>>15276457
>tests
>American public high school
Rofl
I don't think tests were over 25% of the grade in any class I took, and that was in a mostly white high school. I'd imagine almost everything in one of these 99% Mexican high schools to be busy work.

>> No.15276538

>>15276522
Highschool this was ages ago though

>> No.15276545

I don't get it. How can illegal aliens do anything without social security numbers/documentation etc... It shouldn't even be possible to register for school... Are Democrats that fucking pozzed?

>> No.15276561

>>15276460
A lot of high schools also grade AP courses on a 5.0 scale.

Basically you have all these type A students obsessed with getting straight As/4.0. These people also want to take AP classes. Many of them struggle with AP classes, and get B-/B type grades. The school doesn't want them to feel bad, so they say a B in an AP class is actually a 4.0 and an A is a 5.0.

What gets me is it literally only exists to protect the student's ego. When they apply for college, the college sees they got a B in that class. Colleges also convert raw letter grades to their own internal scale. The whole "AP classes on a 5.0 scale" thing is literally a placebo mechanism to keep students feeling good about themselves.

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>>15276036
So instead of helping her own country by contributing with her intelligence, she comes to the melting pot U.S and demands citizenship yet she still has the audacity to use the Mexican flag to her power. How is this even patriotic?

>> No.15276654

>>15276036

I'd probably ask her if she knows about LINK, BTC, and or anything about Cryptocurrency.

When she inevitably says no, I"d tell her that that's the difference. Shekelsberg could train anyone to read graphs and draw historical parallels, but he's going to want someone who can also protect his money during economic downturns and has experience operating in a high volatility market.

I'd then ask her for her number and tell her straight up that I think Latina's are the most beautiful women in the world and that I'm impressed by her resume

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>>15276036
cocksleeves larping as career women
>here we go again

>> No.15276704

>>15276561
wrong. It is so you don’t get valedictorians who took basic classes over those who took AP/IB/CP classes or if you want another explanation it is to boost the GPA of the student body for funding purposes. You think that schools give a shit how students think? Funny thing is that at my school all classes were college preparation courses except for remedial classes. IB coursework received the extra GPA boost too.

>> No.15276731

>>15276480
Notice her test scores are conspicuously absent. I think she's a brainlet. Remember Anon, when you brag, people see what you DON'T brag about too.

>> No.15276750

>>15276506
>i'm not actually a mutt btw
I can tell. Let me tell you something about America's public school system.
See, America has a lot of spics and niggers. Spics and niggers are stupid. But we can't admit that, because thas raycis. So who do we blame when they do bad on tests? The schools. Now the people working in the schools, they see the clear difference in different students' aptitudes and more importantly willingness to do schoolwork, but they know if they try to tell the people they're under fire from that the students are stupid and lazy that nothing good will come from it. So they just dumb everything down, lower the standards. Someone who should've failed is now a B student because they use easier material and add grading curves. Now everyone is happy, and no one had to actually learn anything. There's no longer any way to distinguish actually intelligent children from the average just using these journalism friendly numbers like graduation rates and GPA, which is why most college admissions require ACT and/or SAT scores. You'll notice she wasn't bragging about those.
My high school class had 8 (eight) valedictorians, which was pretty much everyone with near perfect attendance who wasn't retarded.

>> No.15276809

>>15276545
They probably use stolen ones. Someone should ask her.

>> No.15276832

>>15276750
It isn't as simple as saying spics and niggers are stupid. They also have stupid parents, and besides obvious genetic influences there are development retardations such as not reading or speaking enough to your kids alwhen they're little. This has a huge influence on the brain of a child and black/hispanic kids adopted by white families at an early age tend to do fairly well in life. By the time they're like 10 and already way farther behind than where they should be it's too late for most of them

>> No.15276911

>>15276036
because I have a penis lmao.

>> No.15276942

There's an unweighted and a weighted GPA you brainlets. The weighted one considers advanced classes. Obviously she's using weighted here and 4.5 isn't that good.

>> No.15276998

>>15276036
>Nice legs

Pedro.jpg

The nerve of these girls...Jesus Christ.

>> No.15277009

>>15276036
>Hey, that's very impressive! I'm sure you will go far.
>As for me, I guess I'll just try the firm shake approach, haha.
>Oh, here's uncle Shekelsberg. Well, good luck!

>> No.15277027

>>15276354
are native americans predisposed to alcoholism?

>> No.15277039

>>15276036
back to /pol/ incel

>> No.15277044

>>15276460
honors courses are weighted meaning an A in a regular course counts as 4, but and A in honors/AP counts as 5, so multiple classes with all A's could be well over 4.0 GPA

>> No.15277090

>>15276036
because you don't actually have nice legs.

>> No.15277229

>>15277027
Yes, very much so. They have the highest rates of alcohol abuse and suicide in the country

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>>15276036

>> No.15277345

>>15276036
>I am not going for the interview tomorrow sheckelberg will always choose a illegal shitskin women over a whiteman.
>They hate us, they hate you to but use you against us and is why they favour your kind
>No matter how much more qualified I am, I wom’t Win for this reason.
>Have fun being a retarded career women. >Shecklberg is probably going to sodomize you and there won’t be anything you can do about it.
.You are an illegal and he’ll use that against you if you step out of line also his people are above the law.
>Your best bet is to go back to your shithole country as my kind are taking our lands back very shortly and anybody who opposes us is getting the rope

>> No.15277357

>>15277229
interesting. i'm white and alcoholic and my native american gf has a family history of alcoholism

>> No.15277381

>>15276506
Valedictorian was just a popularity contest at my school. I remember there were 3 really smart dudes but only one of them wasn’t a nerd so he got all the votes and won.

>> No.15277420

>>15276036
Imagine being so well off and still having your victim card.

>> No.15277558

>>15276316
what the fuck is a pram

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>>15276036
>Blow the whistle on her and shekelsberg
>Get $100k whistle blowers check

>> No.15277613

>>15277558
Stop making burgers look bad you fucktard

>> No.15277619

>>15276036
someone link her pornhub

>> No.15277719

>>15276274
Cope

>> No.15277750

>>15276316

> Pram

Holy fuck can you out yourself even more as a Brit?

> Let's go to the Tescos and push the pram around for some nappies and tomatoes then head down to the pub for some right chips to enjoy with our fags.

The absolute state of the English language.

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>>15277558

>> No.15277787

I had a 4.7 GPA and was only ranked 19th in my class. Which ghetto high school did this girl go to?