/biz/ - Business & Finance

>activate it

Please dont rob me

lean in and beg him to blow my brains out

>>15264013
You better just shoot me partner because theres no way in hell I'll give up the keys Goddamn it.

>"No, Nigger I don't think I will"
>He fires
>the images passes harmlessly though me
>I disappear, It was only an afterimage
>The nigger is panicking,
>I teleport behind him
>With all my strength I force my hand into his body, ripping out his welfare check, the source of his powers
>he falls to the ground and harmlessly returns to his normal form, an african gorilla

Pussy ass crackers all talk til they looking down the barrel of a 45

Here it is! Can I also suck your cock, please?

>>15264229
i actually fall asleep dreaming of veiny BBC

>>15264013
>and don’t gimme dat burner wallet, I saws how much coin was in yo wallet when you bought dat weed, fool
Robber seems too smart to be an ordinary robber

>>15264013
P-please mr.coon... I have a family....
>bends over and offers asshole
Just go ahead and have yourself a treat instead

>>15264013

Have my lookout blow his brains out because I don't deal with niggers without insurance.

>>15264013
>my mistake using that wallet to pay you
>a recording of you threatening me with a gun with your face clearly visible has already been uploaded to a decentralized network where even I can't delete it
>if I'm found dead you will be hunted down and caught
>if you manage to rob me you will be hunted down and caught
>you work for me now
>teleport behind him

>>15264295
how do you communicate with him?

>>15264013
>Pull out my gun
No nigger you will give me all YOUR shit,or i pull the trigger,and guess what? my gun is Loaded
Gimme you wallet or i pull the fucking trigger nigger

>>15264034
Based

>>15264337
Monkey speak amulet.

detonate my suicide vest. Never leave home without it

>>15264462
10/10 lel

>>15264013
>Weed
I am not a degenerate so this will never happen. Never even drank alcohol and Don't even drink tea/coffee much less drugs. Fuck off degenerate.

>>15264211
>45
Based white boomer posing as a nigger

>>15264554
Have sex

>>15264554
>that post
>trackball mouse

Autismus maximus.

Gimme that chicken bucket tyrone

> “I don’t think so”
> teleport behind him
> kick him 10,000 ft into the air
> drops gun
> teleport next to him in the sky and float next to him as he hits the biggest point in the air
> punch him back into the earth
> go super Saiyan while nig rockers back to the earth
> his body makes a crater
> hit him with a kamehameha blast

>>15264034
This. But with a crazy joker-esque smole and wild eyes staring at him

>>15264773
< the girls that have all crowded by me stare in awe and make Ahegoa faces

>>15264013
>I saws how much coin was in yo wallet when you bought dat weed, fool
impossible, I use Monero ®
>tips hat and prances away

>>15264444
check'd

>>15264211
theyd call it a gat

>>15264013
sorry Tyrone, here are my private keys, wallet and credit cards

>>15264013
>>15264026

lol you are validating the negro and letting him walk over you.

If someone mugs you, stay silent and let them dig in your pockets.

>>15264081

>>15264773
this was so bad it made me laugh.

>>15264554
what's that?

>>15264462
Rofl

>>15264563
9mm kills the body
.45 kills the soul

9mm has never won a war,
.45 won two world wars

Why do I carry .45?
Because they don’t make a .46

>>15264081
Bravo

>>15264081
kek

>>15264081
absolutely based kek

>You don't know. I used Monero.

>>15264554
More onions

>>15264013
Use as many burner wallets as you want to buy the weed you fucking brainlet *click* there's the fucking wallet *click* there's another wallet, with no previous transaction history and no relation to your main wallet, fucking faggot, kill yourself

>>15266410
>these are the hoops you need to jump through to make bitcoin a cash-like medium of exchange
The absolute state

Invest in Grin.

>>15266361
yes, monero helps.

>>15264013
Niggers can't understand or use the Blockchain. It be racist n shit.

>>15264034
literally this

>not obfuscating your funds through an exchange
Shiggy

How will he ever carry 13 000oz of silver and the 200lb safe its in?

>>15264081
>>15264337
>>15264347
>>15264500
>>15264462
>>15264541
>>15264707
>>15264773
>>15264825
>>15264816
>>15265258
>>15265452
>>15265476
>>15266410
>>15266979
>He shows up

What now?

>>15264554
Wtf even is this you virgin?

>>15264331
Based

>>15267794
Give him my wife to fuck because that is how we do it in reddit.

XD

>>15267091
Only 200 lbs? You're in for a hard lesson anon. Mine is 1200 lbs.

>>15264081
based

>>15268004
> not having a 2 ton safe in your hidden underground bunker
Never gonna make it

>>15264337
He uses the decentralized oracle to feed real world data into the blockchain which is then relayed to the shooter, duh.

>>15264081
>The gorilla eats your face
What now

>>15264034

le random and crazy response to throw him off

>>15266410
>spend $100 on fees attempting to obfuscate your txs

>>15264081
Yeah dude. Totally. Faggot.

>>15268622
>this poor that he thinks $100 is a lot

>>15268634
>t. african gorilla

>>15264081
The intro was a bit stale but that ending! Bravo!!!

>>15264277
Omar up in this bitch.

>>15264034
Based

ok its 5..j..6..0..M..b..l..2..4..1..4..8..8..

>>15264013
Have fun m8, two hundred thousand dollars in ICX in this moffuggha.

>>15264081

>>15264013
Give him my wallet, shoot him in the back when he turns around and retrieve my empty wallet

NOU

>>15264277
user made the error of using the same address twice

>>15264034
The correct answer

If you were kidnapped by a deranged psycho who knew you had everything in your hardware wallet and was torturing you, how far would you go before you give up and let him take all your savings?

>>15264081
Based

>>15272046
keep a dummy wallet with a small portion of your holdings and tell him that's all you got

>teleport behind him
>not so fast my african american pal

>>15272046

That's easy. Just keep a small amount in a wallet you use regulary and have another wallet that uses two private keys that are both required to use the funds. Then deposit that other private key somewhere where you have to physically go get it.

>>15264211
That's a 9 milli oh jutted forehead one