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come back in 1 year

also lol @ this nigger paying $300 in coinbase fees

>>15262770
Never it’s a scam. That Moab debacle today proves it

>>15262770
What is Coinbase Pro retard

>>15262770
Lol how does it feel I bought 6k links for about 850 dollars hahah I’m a neet

>>15262770
That's a lot of burgers worth of fees.
Just hold through, don't be stupid and sell low.

>>15262843
linklet

>>15263385
.t 200 link stack
Anything above 5k is of a decent size

>>15263414
t 5k link stack
Anything below 50k is not enough

>>15262770
hey late nigger we had to wait 2 years, u can wait atleast 1

>>15262770

Chainlink was always supposed to be worth one cup of coffee, in India, aka $0.17.

>>15262770
crash lol

Holy fuck you payed 20 grand for 6654 LINK

I payed less than 1500 for the same amount

what the fuck normies are actually fomoing in

>>15262825
Unironically how do i avoid this

>>15262770
>dopamine running low
>curtains closed
>vitamin d depleted
>feeling the depression coming on
>"w-we're going to be rich a-arent we??"
>breathe a sigh of relief
>other anons are reassuring you you're going to make it
>ten minutes pass
>the feeling has worn off
>time to make another thread
>"link price prediction thread"
>yeah that's nice... look at all those numbers
>put all the posted numbers and multiply them with your stack
>haha wow, thats a lot of money
>imagine what all you could do with that money
>maybe i'll finally have sex...
>sun peeks through the curtains
>you hear your parents waking up
>hehe, fucking wagies
>the depression comes back
>the dopamine rushes dont last as long as they used to
>time to make another thread
>"is 300 link enough to make it?"

>>15262770
We are gunna be lucky to see $3-3.50 again in the next year, just sell when we touch it

I'm in the same boat

>>15263540
Gay pasta

>>15262770
and yeah WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BUYING ON COINBASE YOU FUCKING NORMIE RETARD HOLY FUCK HOW DUMB ARE YOU

>>15263534
By depositing via coinbase pro for instance

>>15263532
>Holy fuck you payed 20 grand for 6654 ETH

>>15262770
>January 1st, 2021
>I wake up around noon and check coinmarketcap
>$1050
>I spent New Years Eve alone as usual
>I think about all the memes, all the threads spammed on the Chainlink board of 4channel last night
>All the fud about dropping back to $800
>We finally broke $1,000
>I walk outside and get an Uber to the airport
>I only have the 300 Link I managed to buy early 2020, but I started making enough off staking to quit my job
>I fly to the Cryonics center I've been in touch with
>In the waiting room I browse /link/ (a board made when some anon bought 4channel with his Link gains last August)
>half the threads are anons showing off their yachts, huge orgies, paying homeless people to let them beat the shit out of them, you get the idea
>I wish I'd had gotten in earlier - a few anons were living like literal kings now, complete with their own fledgling countries
>a couple more livestreams pop up - more nolinker suicides
>the jannies quickly take them down
>the doc takes my phone and we make small talk until I slip into the abyss
>Im declared dead
>This sets off my contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within oracles
>The first contract releases the payment to the Cryonics organization
>Immediately after my Link portfolio is reorganized by a series of contracts written to stake my Link automatically for safe profits
>years pass and an army of profit taking contracts are at work, diversifying my portfolio into various assets for another level of security
>100 years pass and the stop loss contracts still haven't kicked in
>As if no time had passed at all I'm awake, for a second I think I'm still waiting to be put into Cryogenic sleep

1/2

>>15263659
>A new doctor is explaining everything to me
>He hands me the shoebox I put some possessions in - a photo of my family, a photo of my cat, my first Ledger Nano
>I can tell this body isn't organic, but it looks completely natural
>The doctor shows me my portfolio
>Adjusted for inflation, I'm the equivalent of a 2021 billionaire
>I pay for an ego backup
>A sensor imbedded in my body serves as an oracle, if I die my consciousness will immediately be restored in a new body
>I spend some decades roaming Earth, talking to the other old Linkers
>Learn that ayys made first contact soon after our societal and technological development was spurred on by smart contracts
>Pay homage to the statue of Sergey Nazarov, standing in the center of what was once Israel
>Send 1 Link to the janitors wallet as he scrubs Sergey's giant stone feet
>He gets a notification and realizes he's suddenly a rich man
>Exclaims he can finally buy his freedom, breaks down crying tears of happiness
>Figure I've had enough of Earth, pay a ship building company to make me a vessel resembling the one I once flew in EVE Online
>Explore the stars and meet all sorts of interesting people and space niggers using worm holes rendered traversable by some alien technology
>Enter the infinite
What are you gonna do when you make it, anon?

>>15262770
Who cares about short term price action? Eyes on the prize boys.

>>15263583
you are thinking of gdax

>>15263659
>>15263676
Nice brah

>>15263676
You will have a compulsion to (((redistribute))) to chosen (((agencies))) upon completion, your off switch will be activated, your shadow will be erased, and the host module will be reconfigured for the next reincarnation

Just get in on a coin with a chance at higher % gains.

>>15263475
Fud time is over little one.

>>15262841
Coinbase now makes you wait about 2 weeks for deposits.

>>15263540
Fuck you delete this

>>15263791
there is no other coin, link is the only chance you have at making it

>>15262770
>$300 fee
Lmao

>>15263693
Coinbase Pro is the new version of GDAX

>>15263827
This is what link pajeets want to make you think.

he actually bought the scam lmao

Anyone else bugged that link seems to be forming a symmetrical triangle?

>>15263994
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