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stop hyping up this nothingburger event tranny

>>15259960
How do you know it's going to be a nothing burger? What event isn't a nothing burger for Chainlink?

>>15259960
IT'S THE SAME PRESENTATION UNTIL IT'S NOT ANYMORE

>>15259949
sergey nazarov

>>15259949
> Sergey steps out with members of the MOAB team
> talks about this exciting deflationary token
> if you buy now using the code 'LINK' you get a free 100 MOAB

>>15260035
Has serg ever spoken to an audience that big? All his speeches so far have been smaller venues. Big if true

>>15260110
It is cute how shitcoin shills and literal ponzis think throwing money at Sirgay for a partnerhsip tweet will pump their bags. soooooooo cute

>>15260133
true if big

>>15260138
I doubt that they do paid promotions, someone on the marketing time is an uber retard thats about it.

>>15260146
Of big true

>>15260151
>>15260138
Maybe it's one of the new hires on his first day?

>>15259949
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Chainlink, is in fact, bigMac/Chainlink, or as I've recently taken to calling it, bigMac plus Chainlink. Chainlink is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning bigMac system made useful by the bigMac corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the bigMac system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of bigMac which is widely used today is often called Chainlink, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the bigMac system, developed by the bigMac Project.

There really is a Chainlink, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Chainlink is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Chainlink is normally used in combination with the bigMac operating system: the whole system is basically bigMac with Chainlink added, or bigMac/Chainlink. All the so-called Chainlink distributions are really distributions of bigMac/Chainlink

>>15259949
My body is ready.

>>15260133
If biggest, then big

>>15260245
For you

they wouldnt invite him back to just give the same speech as last year would they?

>>15260344
Checked and good point.

>>15259949
holy shit nice.

Bump

*partners with MOAB*

>>15260166
fucks sake sergey just throw a dart at the /biz/ catalog and hire whoever you hit
they will 100% have a better handle on it than THIS, because this is just something else

>>15260445
Don't pretend Frogs wouldn't be all over their twitter feed if /biz/ got a hold of it.

>>15260445
they probs fell for the diversity meme and hired some 40 iq tranny to manage the twitter page

>>15260464
They haven't shown any indication of bowing to that sjw shit so far, but this is a total fuckup.

Unless it's deliberate, but that's crazy

>>15260445
>just throw a dart at the /biz/ catalog
>80% chance it is a pajeet
>15% reddit
>4.5% an ironic or unironic LINK fudder
>0.4% a Boomer rock shill
>0.1% it is someone from /lit/
Just lets keep it how it is

>>15260110
kek

>>15260133
Yes he has, at fluidity, and it was bigger. Stupid fucking nulinker faggot.

>>15260491

So 80% chance it's shilling StainStink.

>>15259960
Chainlink Enterprise Alliance CEA

>>15260110
Next week we will partner with MMOAB, a token that goes deflationary at the speed of double the nucular fusion.
>ChinkLink! You just hodl !

>>15260170
good but I'd replace full OS with full JSON parser

This conference is gonna blow up

>>15261049
careful with your wording.

>>15261054
It's gonna be the mother of all conferences

We're going to $1k as soon as Sergey walks on stage like this

>>15261049
>>15261054
i'm calling to get it shut down now, we can't risk it.... someone alert cnn.

>>15261049
omg stacy he's going to blow up the conference

Somebody pls call a bomb threat at the place 5 min before Sergey talk.

>>15261090

>>15261090
and spend next couple of years in jail with tyrones or mohammads, great idea

>>15259949
Who are wood and stallman and why do their names sound like porn names?

Daily reminder they have never announced a partnership at an event before

This will be a nothing burger

>>15261090
Lmao this. Say there's the mother of all bombs in the crowd.

>>15261991
You have to go back.

>>15260166
Whoever's responsible needs to swing from a rope

>>15260035
is areboy going to wear a suit, or will he rock his usual attire?

>>15261090
>tweet deleted
now they are really asking for this

>>15259989
muh truffles

>>15261049
W-what did you say?

WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT LIKE THIS MONTH

Imagine if sergey walks out in a Link cube plaid suit and just announces derivatives and swift

>>15262450
with a mccafe see-through cup full of big mac sauce, and big mac in his other hand, opening his presentation with "LET'S GET STINKY"