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I'm honestly quite sad rn desu, hardly anyone knows its my birthday tomorrow, i wont be doing anything for it and ill also no longer be young. I'll literally be spending my last day as a teen on fucking 4chan shouting about crypto.

>> No.15259993

Who gives a fuck

>> No.15259997

>>15259985
blyat vova

>> No.15260000

>>15259993
Fuck off if you arent going to be nice

>> No.15260012
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>>15260000
cheer up you've got nice digits so happy birthday fren

>> No.15260024

>>15260012
kek seems to be an advocate of the nicepill

>> No.15260054

>>15260000
Okay can't reason with those digits. Listen youngling I am practically 30 now but still only do what I want. Life is yours, you will be young until you don't want to be young anymore.

>> No.15260060

>>15260054
That was me, phoneposting...

>> No.15260081

>>15260060
ye keep crying for my digits and trying to claim them as your own. I told you to fuck off as you arent being nice so do it

>>15260054
also my parents say the same thing so i suppose i should try and think in that way and make sure things dont get the better of me. Thanks :)

>> No.15260144
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15260144

Fuck I'm 26 next year and still a kissless virgin.

>> No.15260154

>>15260144
normal 26yo virgin here
the kiss wasn't worth it

>> No.15260161

>>15260144
>>15260154
its alright bros, none of its worth it

>> No.15260165

>>15260161
christ shut up you retard
you don't know anything you're fucking 17
your posts fucking STINK
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.15260179

>>15260161
happy birthday zoom zoom

>>15260165
you're still a teenager at 19 friend
if you got nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all, getting your anger out is a temporary solution, work on what's causing it.

>> No.15260180
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>>15260144
turning 20 and im still a kissless hugless handholdless virgin, i dont have a single girls number saved on my phone outside of family

>> No.15260181

>>15259985
hahahahaha wait til you're staring 40 in the face and your life is exactly the same

>> No.15260200

>>15260179
according to science you're a teenager until 38 anyway
that's when your brain stops growing and you gotta start adulting

>> No.15260201

>>15260165
tfw the years 18 and 19 dont exist in this peanut brains life dude wut i litearlly said im turning 20. so that means im??????

19. see it wasnt difficult

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>>15260180
I'm not even ugly. I had one friend say I look Brad Pitt and another say I'm a Chad. I'm just wagie trapped in his cagie with no women in my life. I even had girls sending me nudes regularly at one point. That and I'm literally autistic.

>> No.15260261
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>>15259985

Cheer up OP, you're no longer a kid anymore but you are still young. Make your 20s count. Don't waste them. Live life to the fullest. Don't get trapped into thinking you are "running out of time". Do stupid shit, travel the world. Take risks. Build relationships<--- this one is up to you, make friends get out in the world.

One thing i wish i learnt earlier; simple is often better. Good luck bro.

>> No.15260264

>>15260212
can't say the same for myself, im not very good looking, shy, autistic when it comes to girls i guess im your typical incel. tough luck.

>> No.15260269

>>15260201
dam look like your even more retarded then i though

>> No.15260293

>>15260212
Just talk to some girls homie. Don't pressure yourself into the stupid 4chan narrative of women only go for chads and chad is some perfect alpha male. 'Chads' are just people like the rest of us who generally have high self esteem and practise socialising with women regularly.

>> No.15260318

>>15259985
Look on the bright side faggot. You could be a 35 year old boomer like me, who made his first major investment in the stock market right before the China trade war. My life is half over, yours is only 25%.

>> No.15260327

>>15259985
Happy birthday anon, I've been in a constant state of existential crisis since I graduated highschool a couple years ago. Just take some acid and keep looking forward. It does you no favors to feverishly analyze your past, unless you find ways to avoid the same mistakes in the future. Just know that there are always new opportunities you can jump for, and never stop trying to be a better person, however that fits your personal criteria.

>> No.15260338

>>15259985
I remember my 20th, spent it alone on 4chan

I'm almost 30 now, got a nice girlfriend and good job though

>> No.15260498

I worked my 20th bday. Sucked. But then I went home and my buddies were there and we did a lot of coke, dabs, and acid. A coworker that I hung out with decided she wanted to trip and we ended up fucking like 3 hours and I got her pregnant. My gf was so pissed off at me because she was already pregnant. None of them kept my seed, and I was saddened. Now I'm 27 and have no kids and no gf and an even worse job. The point is, have fun and enjoy yourself.

>> No.15260512

>>15260144
women are a meme

>> No.15260538

>>15259985
what do you want
you're still young don't piss it away like you're doing now

>> No.15260673

>>15260161
life itself isn't worth it. but you gotta do it anyway

>> No.15260680

>>15259985
20-24 were the best years of my life. 27 now and want to KMS every day kek

>> No.15260709

It's all good OP, work towards self-improvement and your time will come

>> No.15260719
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Happy birthday Op. You're here forever.

>> No.15260913

are you holding any bags?

>> No.15260939

Im 45 and feel young still....so fuck off. Get back to us at 40.

>> No.15261283

>>15260144
I'm unironically in the same boat...fuck.

>> No.15261296

>>15259985
kys boomer

>> No.15261488

you zoomer incels need to learn to stop putting cunny on a damn pedestal and learn that women tell you they want to fuck you without ever saying it because they're illogical and disingenuous. touch your arm? she'll fuck you. sends nudes? will definitely fuck you. laughs at your terrible jokes? will fuck you. sits next to you willingly? guess what, chances are she'll fuck you.

women like to fuck, too, and until you can stop being so goddamn scared of what she'll think if you make a move, she'll only fuck Chad who isn't scared (or maybe is but does it anyways).

never show your hand or express anything more than passing interest until she's asking to be exclusive.

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>>15260939
40 year old fag here
I literally want to kill myself
Why could I not be a teenie now with all the fucking information available online.

>> No.15261656

>>15261283
hi beir

>> No.15261659

>>15260144
I'm 23 and virgin, but i kissed one girl, in the moment i barely leave my home and i don't have any friends irl

>> No.15261691

Still plenty to achieve and do OP

>> No.15261755

it just gets worse man
fuck you i wish i was 19-20 again

>> No.15262019

>>15260338
Birthdays and new year was often shameful and painful during my late teen, early 20s. Now i don't even give a fuck.
My last birthday i almost forgot it was my birthday.
BTW i turned into a small time chad, doing combat sports, fucking HB4-5-6 here and there, having a few FWB, but still no social life, because normies are boring and mostly ignorant of vanguard ideas.

>> No.15262422

>>15259985
It's going downhill from here, jsut so you know.

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>>15260000
Kek has blessed your birthday. Very nice, anon.

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>>15260939
Same
I'll be 46 in September, still feel 17

>> No.15262619

>>15259985
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>IT'S ONE DAY OUT OF 365 DAYS AND NO ONE KNOWS OR CARES WHY IT'S "SPECIAL"
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>WHY AM I SUCH A LOSER????
>MAYBE TELLING PEOPLE ON AN ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARD WILL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER???

>> No.15262631

>>15259985
happy birthday fren!

>> No.15262930
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Wow, I can't believe you all had shitty parenting. I mean, I kinda did too but still made friends and pulled tail easily.
Idk maybe because everyone in my town were sloots. Then college habbened and it was just a free for all.
Anywayz, don't worry fren. Exiting teenage years are gay because you now "know better". People will be less patient with you. Be a man, OP. Take life by the balls and be confident. People will listen whether not you truly know anything. People want leadership and boldness. Be that. Life will be kinda OK if you can do that.

>> No.15262960

>>15262619
Yes

>> No.15263628

>>15259985
>he wants to spend it any other way

>> No.15263648

>>15259985
You sound like a faggot