/biz/ - Business & Finance

>yes i'll do that for you right away
>anon, it's not done
>but i really tried!
>never get fired

suck on it, boomers

>>15248345
>Government employees report in.
Hello, fellow xir

>>15248389
>go in to sign paperwork
>only options are male and female
Maybe my department is based

>>15248410
>Look at GENDER options
>blank space so i can fill whatever my mentally ill mind can conceive
pretty cool and forward thinking pilled desu

>>15248345
hey guys i live in ottawa, how do I start into this line of work? school, internships? how to start pls

wen will I receive my neetbux

>>15248528
just apply and say youre gay

>>15248528
>Ottawa
Sorry you’re fucked buddy I hear it’s a frenzy out there with everyone applying. Move west and apply for government positions there maybe?

I had two chances to interview with the fed government this month doing admin shit. First was with immigration and second was with pension services. Did I fuck up not calling them back? I think one of them was contractual so fuck that.

>>15248599
>not subverting the institutions and keeping them out

fuck you

>>15248599
You fucked up big time. It’s a long ass process but it’s worth it. You get to see privies seethe because you become elite.

>>15248595
any stories of the govt being useless? I think local govt does a good job with the roads.. prov govt does important stuff cause they manage the healthcare system but I don't think I've seen a single good federally backed program.

>cousin was in the military, says they were just a bunch of bums sitting around inawoods
>my old job, industry canada subsidizing my boss' business even though the purpose of the grant was for something completely different
>been to many govt funded networking events, honestly all that info they put out is just available online and yes the networking is all right, but I wouldn't want these shitheads getting my tax money
>red couch media social campaign that was in the news, literally 42 views per video on youtube

the feds can't track what they spend because they don't care. absolute failures and stupid metrics, i hope mad max or somebody else with some sense axes the lot of you

>>15248345
>public (((((servants))))) serving themselves hahaha

>>15248658
>elite
I left a government job and make 50% more money. Cope harder loser.

>>15248705
Not to worry though, a lot of your jobs will be automated within the next decade
>thank God for that

>>15248710
>>15248658
Yeah thing is I make more money but retiring at 55 and having a DB pension sounds comfy as fuck...

>>15248729
I worked long enough as a tax sponge that I get both. That said, I expect the pension system to shit the bed hard between now and then.

>>15248345
>while they pay for our pension
>he thinks pensions will exist when he retires

feels fucking good contributing nothing to this country.

ITT traitors who get the rope no matter what

>>15249584
Kek keep dreaming privies

>>15249637
Spitting on and biting the hand that feeds is a mistake that even the most basic of domesticated animals understand.
You’ll be broken in properly in due course

>>15249637
>Kek keep dreaming privies
>>15250430
>Spitting on and biting the hand that feeds is a mistake that even the most basic of domesticated animals understand.
>You’ll be broken in properly in due course

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Comes to reclaim everything
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Pretty pets, once were wild
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