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Anonymous Wed Aug 14 10:17:46 2019 No.15245283 [Reply] [Original]

>/biz/ adopts flags
>the source of all pnd shitcoins is finally exposed
>shills are split up into regional /pol/-esque groups (ie US muttjeets and EU achmejeets) from the master pajeet group
>pajeets become in demand for manipulation
>private discord shills seeking total dominance of /biz/ hire fiverr pajeets to flood spam of a particular coin that they're not fond of
>in turn, a 2nd group of private discord shills going for the crown return fire by buying an entire days worth of atrocious shilling off Fiverr for $7.20
>warring groups of pajeets are encouraged to break away from shilling to fight each other
>just as the FUCK YOU!!s and the poo flinging is reaching its climax, some Australian hires a 3rd group of pajeets for only $1.75 to unify the other pajeets and shill every coin that's on /biz/ because it was funny
>some mix of chaos and terrible mistakes leads to the pajeet shills banding together and forming sharepoo (like shareblue but with curry)
>sharepoo rises from dependency on random autists and sociopaths, gradually expanding until it is the size of a mumbai telemarketing office
>completely outnumbered, every thread on /biz/ becomes a mobius thread with the microsot tegnical support scam idea
This is exactly what's gonna happen and I'm down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 10:19:03 2019 No.15245300 It's already habbening, there just aren't any flags yet

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 10:24:28 2019 No.15245347 >>15245300 It's all a guessing game - for now Bring out the flags

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 10:25:23 2019 No.15245362 >>15245283 This is already happening in the form of anti-biz meta-fud being posted ON BIZ.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 10:54:13 2019 No.15245656 >>15245362 Interesting. Do go on

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 11:04:36 2019 No.15245800 File: 132 KB, 396x385, 1543816865242.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This would be ebic I'm down for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 11:09:59 2019 No.15245864 FLAGS WILL MAKE IT EVEB MORE BORING YOU MORONS

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 11:14:18 2019 No.15245907 >>15245800 checked. you wouldn't happen to be australian would you? >>15245864 this stuff writes itself

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 11:23:24 2019 No.15246030 Flags would prove there aren't as many pajeets on this board as people claim. Pajeet is a joke on /biz/ like how the nigerian prince scam is a joke outside /biz/

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 11:26:44 2019 No.15246063 File: 54 KB, 600x527, 8386E81A-D5B3-412B-A4C6-7147CA3ABF80.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15245283 Mfw it’s been us all along. Please to buy chainlink sirs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 11:31:59 2019 No.15246113 >>15245907 Nope not an australian, friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 11:39:10 2019 No.15246200 File: 237 KB, 1280x720, 1280x720-Classic-Model.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15246063 Your day will come, Leaf. The raking will be swift and brutal. >>15246113 No worries man. Let's do this

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 11:41:02 2019 No.15246226 >>15246063 >Canadian >Pajeet What's the difference, if it ain't a jeet it's probably a chink. Scammers either way rake boy

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 11:41:08 2019 No.15246227 >>15246200 My angus is peppered sir. Has anyone told you about Matic?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 11:45:42 2019 No.15246301 >>15245283 The final solution is to range ban the entire country of India from this site.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 11:49:04 2019 No.15246357 We need flags, accounts and voting. We will be able to see what country the person is from, about how often they post, what they post about, and then we can vote whether that information is good. Voting is important too. Step 1 flags, Step 2 voting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 11:51:06 2019 No.15246396 >>15246357 >Muh slippery slope Posting it in every thread won't change how silly you're being anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 11:52:21 2019 No.15246424 >>15246396 So you want more indians shitting up the thread? Flags, accounts and voting is the final solution to the poo problem.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 11:53:03 2019 No.15246436 >>15245283 Mass hysteria and summerfaggotry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 11:54:32 2019 No.15246461 File: 108 KB, 1252x1252, e9525edb4dfc770de389ac16b809fd76.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15246424 Sure why not, April fool's was pretty fun last time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 11:57:47 2019 No.15246509 >>15246301 If you wait long enough Pakistan might try and do that

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Anonymous Wed Aug 14 12:00:27 2019 No.15246567

>>15246227
This redpilled me pretty good on MATIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l20Pac9YWM
>>15246357
>We will be able to see what country the person is from
ok
>about how often they post
uhh
>what they post about
something like this already exists
>and then we can vote whether that information is good
it's called r eddit
>heh, i was almost forced to admit i was wrong but your post history shows you posted in [unapproved subreddit] tough luck fascist. downboated [+200]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 12:04:41 2019 No.15246632 File: 6 KB, 331x167, 1564683045801.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15246567 This. It will turn biz into a shittier hole than it already is. The manipulation game behind the curtains will become worse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 12:11:37 2019 No.15246734 >>15246567 pajeet detected

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 12:28:10 2019 No.15247003 >>15245283 thread theme : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll0GCPFpNQs 2020 !

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 12:36:54 2019 No.15247143 >>15246734 >anyone who doesn't want to turn biz into redd it is a pajeet ok ranjesh, whatever you say

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 12:39:12 2019 No.15247178 >>15246357 >proposed that the site literally becomes r*ddit Get the fuck out

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 12:40:11 2019 No.15247199 >>15247143 sanjay is getting nervous

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 12:45:45 2019 No.15247308 File: 23 KB, 480x392, nooooo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15247143 HENLO THIS IS MIGKROSOFT HELPER YES HENLO YES THIS IS MIGKRUSUFT HELPER DAVE CHANMPEL HAVE YU GIT TEAMVIEWER ? mumbles something in indian YES I MAKE TRANSACTION NOW

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Anonymous Wed Aug 14 13:16:17 2019 No.15247817
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>>15247199
>t. rasiq
>>15247308
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>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 14 13:18:22 2019 No.15247859 File: 16 KB, 228x221, s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15247817 Y-YOU BENCHOD ! COW MILK JUST ARRIVE ! I OPEN BOB YOUR MOTHER !