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Anonymous Mon Aug 12 19:41:26 2019 No.15223498 [Reply] [Original]

Why don't office jobs allow you to drink on the job if it isn't against the law?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 19:42:46 2019 No.15223513 File: 1.40 MB, 400x400, 1550274896867.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15223498 Because people like me have absolutely no self control.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 19:43:35 2019 No.15223521 >>15223498 imagine being this zoomer. because alcohol decreases mental accuity, decreases sexual inhibition (hello sexual harrasment lawsuit) and even violence.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 19:44:29 2019 No.15223538 File: 684 KB, 1080x1234, 1565653286000.jpg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15223498 because id be drunk throughout the workday

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 19:45:04 2019 No.15223541 File: 31 KB, 470x470, 1532425661890.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15223498 i keep whisky in my fridge in my private office. suck it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 19:45:19 2019 No.15223545 I mean, you can if you want, just don't expect to have a job afterwards

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 19:56:02 2019 No.15223666 >>15223498 depends upon where you work journalism used to be the professional alcoholics trade of choice https://youtu.be/48kBgFtHs7o?t=8

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 19:57:33 2019 No.15223682 File: 110 KB, 1024x1024, 1564447253632m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15223498 Oh no looks like someone needs to get with the program. Here during office hours son we only worship the caffeinated jew

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 20:34:19 2019 No.15223984 >>15223498 a lot of office jobs do let you drink on the job. can't tell you who took pride in the fact that they always have local brews on tap

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 20:35:22 2019 No.15223997 >>15223984 yikes, not a pajeet, I just suck at writing english. *I can't tell you how many startups ive interviewed at who took pride in the fact that they always have local brews on tap

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 20:37:30 2019 No.15224018 File: 3.95 MB, 358x188, 1548129927221.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] just go full alcoholic and shove vodka soaked tampons up your ass before work