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>>15212400
I would like a big boobie gf pls.

>>15212400
>implying anyone on this board has either of these

>>15212400
Not a chance. The only reason I care to make it anyway is to be free to spend all the time I want with my beautiful aryan wife and children.

>>15212400
I just got married with a cutie and no way, that's not enough. Would consider for 10 millions, and maybe regret it later...

I'd do it for free

yes, for me I am doing all I can to get out of a toxic home. This is the only justification for me right now.

>>15212400
Checked and I'd dump her for a tenner

>>15212400
>Dump her
>get million
>get back together with prenup if marriage and never tell her about the million
How hard is this to understand

>>15212400
>your current gf/wife

>>15212425
>>15212437
It'a funnt because they would abandon you in a heartbeat for half of that. But ok, tell yourselves that they're worth more than $1 million, bros.

Help me bros

>>15212458
t. Dicklet

>>15212400
Fuck yes and my gf is doctor that buys me tons of shit and let's me do anything I want in bed. Anyone who wouldn't take that deal is a faggot. Also checked

>>15212458
Money isn't very important for my wife, she's a rich girl from a rich family and definitely wouldn't drop me for money. If she wanted even more money she would have married a super rich guy, not me

>>15212440
Underrated

>>15212400
I only want to make it to be able to marry my beautiful gf. So no.

>>15212440

Same. Women are a liability not an asset

>>15212400
I don’t have a gf

>>15212440
legit

>>15212400
Yes

>>15212425
Was about to say the same
However for 1 billion I would not hesitate lol

>>15212400
Lol no. Jews get the gas btw OP.

>>15212400
Holy shit, yes of course. I'm already waiting for a good reason to dump because I'm not man enough to pull it through :(

Yes

>Getting married blah blah I'd never take it!

Dude your woman is a whore. Get over yourself. I fucking KNOW I could bang your bitch

>>15212400
honestly, yes. I have no trouble dating girls and everything up to 8/10 is achievable for me. So getting a new girl is not that difficult. Also, some variation is nice.

>>15212405
spbp

>>15212400
>divorce wife explaining about the deal
>remarry her extravagantly

fucking retards in this thread I swear to god

>>15212400
No, because other bitches have worse faults.

>>15212400
Yes and I have a wife with a kid. I already have about $400,000 to my name too. Hell you could probably get me to do it for like $50,000.... in fact I might pay to do it in a year or two.

>>15212400
Yes I can get another imaginary gf anytime

Of course not. I know it's bait and 99% troll here.

But why wouldn't I? Because my wife and I are already in the top 1%. 1 million is not that much.

She's so hot but all her scenes are boring af

There is literally hundreds of millions of women out there that will be as attractive, as sweet or whatever it is that you like about her and more.

They are replaceable.

>>15212400
Pic related fucks niggers.

>>15212400
yes

>>15212400
Yes

>>15212440
I came here to make money not to feel

>>15212400
>Would you dump/divorce your current gf/wife for $1,000,000?
that's tough... i owe her a lot and don't want to hurt her. but $1M is my goal i could cut straight to finish line.

>>15212453
what if you have to pay back the million if you ever spend more than 5 minutes with her?

>>15212440
You my friend are a champ! You made me laugh in one of my darkest days in recent years.

>>15214439
that wasn't stipulated in the contract.

but:
but 1 mill of crypto,
claim bankruptcy
cash out

ez pz pudding and pie.
But for real, I'd never leave my hunny bun, love her too damn much.

Yes

>>15212440
But you can. Wait, you didn't actually get married did you ? Fucking lmaoing@yourlife

>>15212440
I kek'ed so hard my side have left the orbit

>>15212400
Nah me and my girl make it together or we don’t make it at all

>>15212440
>First I laughed
>Then I felt that feel
>Then I laughed again

>>15212440

>>15212400
no, she is the only reason why i need money

>>15212400
yeah, and if i get a green ID, i'll dump her ANYWAY