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15206636 No.15206636[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Guys what does it feel like?

>> No.15206673

>>15206636
feels good
my sister allowed me to touch her butt because I wanted to feel it

>> No.15206683

Business and finance

>> No.15206739

>>15206636
I've made millions from crypto, none of it was worth it in the end because I still don't know what it's like to feel a woman's brapper.

>> No.15206745

>>15206636
That's a male

>> No.15206762

heh well ive had many . trust me. kind of like cold sand.

>> No.15206771

Like bags of sand

>> No.15206875

>>15206636
I just want to smell a woman's brapper. I'm so lonely.

>> No.15206923

>>15206636
Salty sand and milky coins

>> No.15207460

>>15206636
Like hot lasagna

>> No.15207473

>>15206636
it's just warm

>> No.15207489

>>15206636
vagoo is like a warm wet bag of sand. bhole is like a tight warm ring of bagged sand.

>> No.15207851

gravel and razor blades

>> No.15207858

>>15206673

kek

>> No.15208347

>>15206683
If that pussy ain’t business, I don’t know what is.

>> No.15208499

>>15206636
unironically similar to a fleshlight

>> No.15208600

A dry desert

>> No.15208612

>>15206762
kek

>> No.15208628

It's actually pretty disgusting overall. It's fun when you are pumping your nut but immediately after you look down at a disgusting stinky sweaty mess of a pile of flesh and a part of you inside feels complete and utter disgust.

>> No.15208791

>>15206636
My fav thread

>> No.15208802
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15208802

>>15208628

More accurate than these incels will ever know. Being born a corporeal being is a cruel joke.

I strive daily to be more than I am, think of myself as an intelligent, enlightened individual, can contemplate scenarios and prognosticate on outcomes an average man would never begin to even think about, much less attempt to solve. I do it out of nature,I find thought experiments and debates riveting, I could talk all day about any number of topics, physics, sociology, philosophy, religion and would relish the opportunity to do so.

And yet... I will ogle every set of tits or decent ass that strays in front of me like a fucking chimp hanging out of a tree. If I don’t relieve myself with my wife or alone for more than 72 hours I will slowly devolve into some sort of cromagnon ape man literally fantasizing about overpowering women I meet on the street because they smiled at me.

What the real horror, you will learn, gentlemen, is this. The truth if life is however woeful you are of the filthy beast inside, realize women are worse.

There is no good Dr. Jekyl driving them some fraction of the time, they are all slim figured voluptuous Hydes, beauty and beast in one. Every vile thing your other craven half has ever desires to do to a woman they want you to do, and even more still. There is no depths to their depravity for they simply are as they are, lustful carnal creatures.

A woman will never, ever love you unless you fulfill her disgusting carnal desires, and do things that your enlightened self will find abhorrent, and she will love you more for it.

When you finally realize that dear friends you will wizened, sad, and just a little bit lonelier than you were before.

>> No.15208847

>>15208802
fag

>> No.15208881

>>15208628
what? no!
a womans ass feels wonderful, the soft skin, the jiggle when you touch it
and even their farts smell good.
I only touch my sisters ass but it feel good so I imagine other womans ass also feels good to touch.

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15208889

I had some casual sex during my early twenties. Fucked 5 or 6 different girls as far as I can remember.
It didn't change anything. My life still sucked shit.

>> No.15208900

>>15206673
Tell us more.

>> No.15208921

>>15206636

this doesn't belong on /biz/ you /r9k/ reject

just have sex incels

>> No.15208931

>>15206636
Imagine buying and the price going up.
Imagine selling and the price going down.

You roll in, price goes up.
You roll out, price goes down.

So you keep rolling..

In and out and IN and OUT..
Faster and FASTER..
More and MORE..

UNTIL YOU CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
UNTIL YOU HAVE TO GO ALL IN.
NO HEDGE. NO FEAR.

AND IT ALL MOONS!

Then.. In that small, quiet moment..
You just..

hodl..
And then..
9 months later..
You declare bankruptcy..

>> No.15208973

Feels crazy good the first time, second and third time. But as soon as you get it regularly it's getting boring somewhat and you are getting used to it.
Back when I had a GF it sometimes even felt like a chore...
Sex is great but overrated af

>> No.15209112

>>15208900
>sister walks around in new pants
>looks really good on her qt ass and I always stare at it
>she catches me looking at her ass and starts shaking her hips a bit
>compliment her on her ass and ask if I can touch it
>she walks over and holds her ass close to my face (was sitting at the moment)
>grab her ass and fondle it for a couple minutes

>> No.15209129

>>15208973
okay wait there is actually one thing that I have always enjoyed no matter how often I did it.
When your gf has big tits and you do this titfuck + blowjob thing. There is nothing better on this planet and if you haven't experienced this you haven't lived yet lol