/biz/ - Business & Finance

I just want link to fucking do something. Go up so i can see my net worth grow, or go down so i can scoop up cheaper linkies. This crab market is the bane of my existence

Oh yeah look at those green dildos it's definitely different this time

Fucking idiot

This rally will fail like all the others.

Fucking morons.

If you paid any attention to timo, you'd know we have to retest $0.35 before anything can really happen.

Fucking dumbass

>>15206588
>>15206603
>>15206616
rent free

>>15206547
link is mooning? Sounds like time for another dev dump!

>>15206547
>Never below 2
LINK hit 1.96, the 61.8 fib retracement like a charm

>>15206616
>>15206603
>>15206588
One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

>>15206603
You called it

>>15206547
>nonstop moon
>a wild 700k appears

>>15206653
He comes

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood.

The important thing to realize about this sentence is that it presupposes that the reader is familiar with the Toy Story films from the same era. In these movies, Andy is a human child and Woody is the name of his favorite toy, a stuffed cowboy doll. In the setting of the film, all toys are animate, but merely pretend to be inanimate while humans are around. It is in this fantasy world that our story also takes place. In the first sentence alone, Woody's got Wood gives the reader all of the information they need to understand the setting. Both protagonists of the work, Andy and Woody are named, and the fact that Andy is masturbating implies that Woody's got Wood takes place some time between the second and third films, after Andy has started puberty but before he has given the toys away. The sentence also lets the reader know that they toys have biological functions akin to their anatomy, so Woody has the ability to get "wood" or, an erection. This use of slang is a common literary trope for informal settings, seen to the extreme in works such as The Clockwork Orange, and shows the audience that the characters are distanced from mainstream society. The sentence also functions as a hook to get the reader further into the work.

>>15206547
ehem

>>15206547
>$10
nice fud nigger

>>15206603
“This is a suckers rally”

>>15206547
Didn't Sirgay just drop 700k on us, my good sirs ? Where the pump at lmao ?

>>15207171
That only happens long after the main pump has ended and the price dropped back to normal levels, we arent even close to that point yet

>>15206581

Sell them. Go your own way. Link isn't about quick little gains.

>>15206603

Rally? lol

>>15207269
but do we buy now or do we wait for this mythical plunge to $1

>it makes no difference when you buy man

It's literally a 100% difference

>>15207311

Are you seriously asking me what you should do? I am not a trustworthy person. Please decide on your own.

>>15206829

based and redpilled

>>15206547
Sergey will get an alert on his blockfolio any moment now. Guess what he will do next.

the only way is up, $3 by end of tues

it pumps a bit, then dumps more than the last time until the coin is bled out like all the other alt coins.

>>15207423
>Guess what he will do next.

Until Sir Gay is done dumping you may as well wait and buy it under $1

>>15207693

He can fucking dump for a long time. As he should be. He does all the work, has all the responsibility. What is to you, pleb?

>>15206547
NOOOOOO I STILL NEED TO ACCUMULATE

wait for it, if LINK rockets, then HOT will too, because LINK runs on HOT now.

And HOT has more growth potential because lower price.

>>15207679
>>15207075
>>15206653
Link fud memes have become extremely low quality these days