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Hello Julian Assange here. We got pointed up 3 dead man switches for me in case of incoming death due to new leaks regarding the queen and jeffrey epstein. We will provide 3 eth adresses for validation in the next 12h.

>> No.15199978

>>15199969
Hello Julian -- how did they take away your razor, do you think? Before your capture I mean.

>> No.15199996

Please keep this thread alive for the next 6h. That would help us. Have an eye on alex jones tomorrow also Q-Anon fake news.

>> No.15200009
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i don't trust like that

>> No.15200069

Assange is fake news
Bsv is bitcoin

>> No.15201312

>>15199969
You still here ?

>> No.15201399

Hello Julian please tell me more about the cult you were in as a child. I hear it was just outside of Melbourne going towards the yarra valley

>> No.15201407
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>>15199969

>> No.15201568

>>15199969
Julian why don't you post on /pol/?

>> No.15201601
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>>15201568
pol is compromised, this is the last bastion

>> No.15201600

>>15201568
Probly get removed desu

>> No.15201618

>>15201568
Assange is better than /pol. Don't waste a small timid question on that.

>> No.15201694
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>>15199969
Julian, will you use Chainlink to inform your smart contract about your death?

>> No.15201702

Epstein here. I'm not dead and that's not Assange. Real info will be released on Ripple. Also I was framed.

>> No.15201711

>>15201694
Yes, this.
I know my linkies are stinky, but will they be corpse in sun-baked tarp stinky?

>> No.15201732

>>15201702
based Epton

>> No.15201741

Goys, Im the real Julian. The following statement will be proof of my claim.
>Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Buy KEK coin.

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>>15201694
Would be bullish if he did

>> No.15201822

>>15199969

what do you know about the queen?

>> No.15201837

>>15199969
Julian's dog here, this is fake and gay.

>> No.15201862

>>15201822
She's been giving dressing down to sexualy perverted clan of leeches

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>>15199969
post legit proof or get out, if this is as important as you say it is post fucking proof u memelord

>> No.15201937

>>15199969

bump for the white wizard

>> No.15202374
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meow meow meow meow purrr purr meow meow meow meow purr purrrrr meow meow meow

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>>15201822

>> No.15202406

Bamp for habnening

>> No.15202489

I guess he ded. Rip Julie

>> No.15202741

F

>> No.15202877

>>15201822
You could watch David Icke's interview of Arizona Wilder to get an idea what they all get up too

>> No.15203171

>>15199969
keeping it alive for the wizard

>> No.15203181

bump

>> No.15203845

>>15203181
Bimp

>> No.15203872

Is this real or what? The fuck.

>> No.15203918

>>15199996
>alex jones

This sounds like a slide thread more than anything

>> No.15203930
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anyway this shit is straight up depressing. its fun to have some bantz here with all our frens, shilling lambos and fudding the entire bretton woods economic system.

but i do not doubt that what is happening with poor assange is a facet of the modernist Kafkaesque hell, and that dark actors, the real whales, are marshaling their forces and putting into play schemes of a magnitude we small fish can barely comprehend, let alone combat. i try not to think about it.

>honk

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>>15203930
they're beatable.

>> No.15204553

0x23ba4a5f65ce5fbb744237ab461cd3fec0738a56f0fcd3d8ed60bb10bdf1c3af

>> No.15204620

>>15204553
incoming? how can a brainlet like i validate the identity of the owner of either of these wallets?

if only there were a blockchain dapp for that, it wolud surely make the investors in such a project very wealthy men.

>> No.15204622

>>15199969
Julian Assange here. Pls buy vidt sirs, and i will give you the leaks ok mister thank you

>> No.15204679

Assange is in prison. You aren't him. He's not dead, his dad visited him in prison. You people are stupid.

>> No.15204739

>>15203872
Lol, no it isn't real. Assange doesn't type like that.

>> No.15204742

>>15204679
>You aren't him

its easier to get a phone in britbong prisons than outside of them

>> No.15204776

>>15204742

I know people can get phones but there are cameras everywhere, especially on him I'm sure.

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>>15199969
Is WL really a front for pic related?

Good luck destroying the moon, fren.

>> No.15204975

>>15204906
What's that?

>> No.15204986

>>15199969
>regarding the queen
Which queen?

>> No.15205078

> Hello Julian
you're in prison faggot

>> No.15205131

>>15205078
I'm going to play along.

>>15199969
I love you Julian.

>> No.15205141

Bumping in honour of the best irl shitposter

>> No.15205206

>>15199969
Julian FTW

>> No.15205213

>>15199969
Julian, gotta admit you are pretty based. That bitch claiming you raped her is wrong, roasties are biologically programmed to enjoy being raped. She likely came so hard from your shrivelled 4 inches being gently thrust inside her, that she probably made the rest up to assuage her conscience. Say hi to Tommy if you see him

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15205671

Has he always been a wizard?

>> No.15205891

>>15205671
Lmfao @ this pic

Nice pose.

>> No.15205899

>>15205213
Just fuck off. Thanks.

>> No.15206834
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15206834

So what's everybody's favorite MIA song

>> No.15207388

>>15206834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7SvtikTkrM

>> No.15207499

>>15207388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkk9gvTmCXY

>> No.15207511

>>15199969
STRAIGHT OUTTA LARPTON

>> No.15207584

>>15207511
What? Of course it's Assange! He gets a phone in prison and then decides to post here. It's just logical.

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>>15207584
He’s Australian. The siren song of shitposting is far too powerful to resist.

>> No.15208633

>>15207971
Weird pic, is that supposed to be Julian?

I must be missing something.

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>>15207388

fuckin based and checked.

death or glory /biz/ bros

https://youtu.be/YcOpZhQ7MEM

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>> No.15209561

>>15202387

jesus fucking christ you're right

>> No.15209699

>>15202387
https://twitter.com/DefendAssange/status/952036089015033856

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When are they coming back to end the Globohomo?

>> No.15210208

>>15209699
What the fuck does this mean ?

>> No.15210274

>>15210208
>https://twitter.com/DefendAssange/status/952036089015033856

It looks like the white king is in checkmate. The black queen and bishop have him.

>> No.15210299

>>15208633

you have not been here for very long. i'm not saying thats bad, or good, but its true.

>> No.15210311

>>15210274
Implying the bishop and queen are who exactly?

>> No.15210331

>>15210274

wihte king could surely move 1r (one up and one to the right)?

>> No.15210341

>>15210311
I'm not Julian, I don't know what his intention was but I would guess the queen and pope.

I think there might be a move that I can't see.

>> No.15210350

>>15210341
So what's the deal this some sort of puzzle ? Thanks for the guidance

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15210362

This is the gayest larp thread ever

>> No.15210373

>>15210362


>>15210362
Fk you

>> No.15210380

>>15210299
I'm pretty new here.
>>15210331
Yeah, I guess it's not checkmate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=5&v=eaUHECHqcWs

>> No.15210396

>>15210350
I don't know anything about chess. Sorry I led you astray.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=5&v=eaUHECHqcWs

>> No.15210447

>>15202741
Fuck!

>> No.15210485

A song for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JaeBxYCI9k

>> No.15210684

>>15201694
link is vaporware faggot kys

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>>15199969

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>>15199969
>>15199978

>> No.15211489
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15211489

Assange works for the CIA

He was recruited officially late 90s after growing up in a commune connected to the CIA

Everything he does is performance

He was not holed up in an embassy for years

Wikileaks is a limited hangout style info collection honey pot. duurrrr.

He is a "thought leader" and he's leading some of the biggest idiot I've ever seen up the garden path

>> No.15211494

>>15207971
Fuck that image is absolutely amazing. Keking my pants.

>> No.15211582

>>15211489
How do we know you aren't CIA?

I was warned about anime posters on here.

>> No.15211619

>>15211582
Exactly

>> No.15211633

>>15211489
Autism

Schitzo

Adderall

>> No.15211690

>>15211633
Sounds about right.

>> No.15211806

>>15211690
Nowadays we are all time travelers and have insider information

> pathetic

>> No.15211865

>>15211489
You're half right anon
He grew up in a cult
He did the CIA's bidding
But he didnt realize it
He really was holed up in the embassy once he figured out that he was to be thrown under the bus

The intelligence agencies have no problem using assets then disposing of them as scapegoats to further their interests

>> No.15212104

>>15199969
literally looks like the titan that eats erens mom, are jews even human or just mutants?

>> No.15212208

>>15211865
How do you know this anon?

I mean, I know he was in a cult. I was also raised in a cult, by the way, but I won't go into the details here as I don't want to dox myself. How do you know it was CIA?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEb5gNsmGJ8

>> No.15212213

Wut