/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15196566
>wasting money on the water Jew
Once a week

>>15196566
every 2-3 days

once a day, cold

>>15196566
I shower your mom in cum every night

>>15196574
Rookie
>only if I’m caught in the rain

>>15196566
once a day except saturday

>>15196566
Every morning

>>15196566
2 times, sometimes 3 times a day.

>>15196566
My gf has germ issues (fear) so I shower up to 30 times a week.

>>15196566
Usually I shower once every two weeks. But my mom and I had an argument...so now it's been three weeks

>>15196813

kek

showering every day is extremely unhealthy for your skin.

>>15196566
1-2 a day

>>15196566
Got it down from once a year to once a month.

i shower when i wake up, shower after working out, shower after sex.

>>15196844
>showering every day is extremely unhealthy for your skin.
no, it's actually good for your skin.. assuming you are only using water

Every day, cold.

Havent used any kind of soap or Shampoo in 7 years

>>15196566
every day, ice cold. i'm unsure of whether or not shampooing every day is good so on days i don't work out, i just rinse it with water instead of shampoo.

>>15196718
RIP to your skin bacteria biome
2-3 days, sometimes hot sometimes cold, depends on how I feel

>>15196795
Control your woman, idiot. Imagine taking baths on command like a dog because your pussy has brain problems. Fuck you.

>>15196935
I don't use shampoo or any other cleaning agents, I only soap my hands and asshole. The rest is just being rinsed with water.

I don't shower, I have a bubble bath every day, showering is for wagies that don't have the time to properly cleanse their bodies with a nice long relaxing bubble bath.

>>15196890
I also shower once a day

Anyone here not washing their genitalia, asshole, feet and pits daily is a subhuman basement dweller.

on a related note. I was showering the other day and I had my shaving tools nearby as I just finished shaving my face, and I though I should try shaving my dick and balls.
Best fucking decision of my life.
Dick looks nicer, bigger, cleaner, and the gf fucking jumped on it and slurped that fucker like it was a lollipop in the desert.

I advise you all to try it once. If you dont like the sensation it will just regrow, but chances are high that you will start shaving with every shower.

>>15196901
>no, it's actually good for your skin.. assuming you are only using water
explain

>>15197018
did you shave your asshole too?

>>15196972
based & bubblepilled

>>15197039
Am not a fag. So no.

>>15197018
Don't do this lads. You will have a itchy prickly cock and balls for about a week afterwards until your pubes grow out enough again.

Literally the worst sensation. If you have too, trim it, never shave it fully.

>>15196972
Honestly I kinda feel guilty about using loads of eater for my baths, but then I remember tham paying good money for this shit. Yes you end up paying way more on utlities than what a shower would cost, but only wagies should worry about bills and water costs.
Yes, now water costs more because its in limited supplies, but if we pay for that luxury we have every right to use it.

>>15197058
you should try stimulating the prostete while jerking, you will have the best orgasm ever

>>15197018
Shaving balls fully=a no go. Nicked them and shit my pants one too many times. Trimming is great though. Also wtf were you just walking around with the Amazon rainforest around your sack?

>>15197094
>trying to encourage baby-steps towards homosexuality
jew detected

>>15197039
i do, does this mean im gay. i dont like feeling the hair when i wipe.

Every day before I go to bed. I can't sleep good if I'm not clean.

>All these people saying that shaving your pubes is gay
I bet that you thought that showering was gay in a past lifetime.

>>15197119
I also shave it. Feels cleaner, use less toilet paper.

>>15197119
you can also just use your hands to wipe and then wash your hands, no toilet paper at all

>>15196918
your skin must be literally coated in half a centimeter of sebum

Lately it's been quite hot around here and I also go to the gym (it has a pool also) so in average I'm showering about 2.5 times per day. My hair looks awful, it's dried up, and my sweat smells kinda bad.
I hope it gets cooler soon.

>>15197205
yeah exactly.
>>15197429
yucky.youre going to give yourself aids.

>>15196718
>>15196966
Based

3-4 times per 7 day week is sufficient for me because I'm NEET and don't have to go outside every day like an animal

>>15196566
Whenever I start to smell like cum basically

>>15196574
>Once a week
This.

>>15196566
i've only showered twice since june. only use conditioner. deodorant whenever i need it, usually once every 2-4 days.

>>15196586
t. virgin

>>15196566
once a day, i also wash my ass with soap.

never

>>15196586
You're a big guy

>>15196844
>showering every day is extremely unhealthy for your skin.
this is what autistic stinking retards actually think
i remember a guy with stinky and awful greesy hair.. when we asked if he washed his hair he said only with water because he didnt want shampoo to mess with his oil scalp. absolutely disgusting. he didnt understand what was wrong with his beliefs and we had to basically teach him basic corporal hygiene

>>15196918
You are most assuredly accustomed to your filthy, garlic smelling body. Others are not.

I shower when the smell is so pungent it becomes unbearable when I go to take a pee pee. It usually takes 10 days if I nofap, or 4 days if fap

>>15196566
depends
as soon as i get sweaty, but if i don't then once every 2-3 days

i also never use shampoo, it fucks up your hair and makes your pores overproduce oil, leading to a never ending cycle of having to use shampoo to avoid greasy hair
i just rinse them with water (not scrub) and they have never been any healthier and cleaner

Depends on my mood, activities, weather. Sometimes in the winter I feel so depressed I won't even shower for 3 or 4 days like a stinky neet. Other times like in the summer I'll shower when I wake up just to feel fresh, I'll shower again after I fap or simply go in the sun for 5 minutes which is enough to make me feel sweaty and uncomfortable. If I work out I'll shower afterwards too, and maybe even a last one before I go to sleep, again to just feel fresh.

If I run/work out I shower after. Usually every other day.

5 days a week as I shower before work.

>>15196566
Everytime I take a shit, you filthy ass. So 1-2 times per day. I'd recommend once every 2 days to avoid vitamin D loss since showering with soap washes it tho. Doesn't help with depression.

>>15196566
Once every few days. I have no real need to shower daily and i don't smell bad either.

>>15196574

>paying for water

It falls outta the sky bro. You’re not a burger are you?

>>15197040
Washing your skin every day with soap is bad for your skin. Just getting wet is not bad at all.

>>15196566
If I'm wagecucking maybe 2-4 times a week.

If I'm not wagecucking maybe 2-3 times (3-4 if I workout) a week.

>>15199915
>fines for collecting rain water in the U.S.

t. U.S. citizen

>>15196972
>Stewing in your own filth for 30 mins
I’ll stick to showering thanks

>>15196972
not only do I do this but I also run the water constantly in my apartment while I’m in my bath so that I can maintain a hot temperature and keep getting fresh water. Water included in rent so ragie owner can take care of it :^)

What’s the easiest way to wash your penis?

>>15196566
Every morning the second I wake up obviously. How can people even go a day without showering?

>>15196566
Daily

>>15196957
This

>>15196918
>>15196935
>>15196574
>>15196581
>>15196583
>>15196586
>>15196583

For those that don't use soap or wash infrequently, doesn't your ass crack smell? Isn't it disgusting to have particles of shit?

Also to those retards who only wash with water: when you wash your hands do you not use soap either?

>>15200136
i only use soap for armpits, hands and butt and nuts

only use soap for hands, near BUTT HOLE, NuTs, ARMPITS, fEeT

>>15196566
Every day, sometimes every second day especially in winter or when I'm hungover and can't move

>>15196566
Every morning. A second time in the afternoon if it's super hot or if I went running.

>>15200118
>>15196957
It's better to seek love than control, and there's nothing wrong with having a few extra showers.

>>15196566
I shower every morning and sometimes at night to keep my bed sheets clean but I don't always feel like showering before bed.

Every day or other day, like a normal person

>>15200582
tfw no asian scene gf

>>15198975
Based. Showering is for faggots

>>15200582
>>15196935
Also this retarded bacteria biome pseudoscience bullshit is just wrong.

We started washing in the first place to kill bacteria which causes diseases like dysentery. We have been safely washing our skin with soaps for hundreds/thousands of years and we have less disease outbreaks because of it.

>>15196795
I hope you're joking. If she has mental issues, drop her. You're not married.

>>15196566
2-3 times per day but that's considered normal where I live because the climate is tropical as fuck and everyone sweats like pigs.

>>15200704
Yeah I shower 2-3 times a day whenever I'm in central america. Muggy af there god damn.

>>15196972
>smoke a joint
>run the bath
>throw some alex jones on the radio
maximum comfy

>>15201123
>gf barges the door open
>sorry babe I cant hold it
>massive stinking snickers log curls outta her cheeks
>the smell hits you
>you gag and vomit in the bath water
>she degrades you for not being manly enough to handle it
>she wipes
>flushes
>sprays
>teehee enjoy your bath sweetie

Depends. I can go a week and be fine but since I've started bjj and crossfit i at least run water over myself after every class. Without those, once a week to keep my mid back length hair from matting and looking like shit.

>>15196972
thats right

This is a little of an American/European thing.

>Americans shower every day and use toilet paper to wipe their ass

>Europeans don't shower daily, but they use water to wipe their ass

>Indians don't shower daily and don't wipe their ass good

>>15198988
>'we'
you sound like a retarded sheep that can't think for himself. You fell for the shampoo meme and that guy was right. I suggest you go ask for his opinion on other things because you obviously can't figure out the most basic shit on your own.

Imagine eating carbs and showering in 2019

>>15199919
This is the stupidest shit, I've always looked extremely young for my age to the point where nurses actually break out into laughter when I tell them my actual because they're like, wtf?! And I take a hot shower with soap and scrub my face and body with a wash cloth every day.

>>15201697
Did you have a lot of pimples as a kid or really greasy skin?

Apparently a youthful face is connected to this. Basically if you have less greasy skin as a kid by the time you are an adult your skin has even less of a protective layer and uv damage accelerates.

>>15200502
As long as you understand you can't call yourself a man is fine

>>15196918
You are retarded

>>15196566
Once every 2-3 months

>>15201753
You don't decide what others call themselves, anon.
And if you think seeking love or keeping clean disqualifies you from being a man, I suggest you go to >>>/r9k/ ...because it's about time they realised they're not the most pathetic ones out there!

>>15196574


anons my hair greases the fuck up at the roots less than 24 hours after showering. What the fuck should I do? I use gentle shampoo and conditioner at my ends. I have no idea why it gets greasy so quickly.

>>15201875

Stop eating tendies, potato chips and other disgusting fat people food you fucking retard.

>>15201875
Is greasy because you're washing it. Your skin needs oils to stop it drying out so if you strip it away, your body produces more. Stop washing it and in two weeks it will be balanced.

>>15201836
So you seek love not control. And in turn let yourself be the one controlled which in the end is the logical progression in life. As you can never be a man and be a pacifist since you do not choose what being a man is. You are given the part to play and if you don't then others do anyway and either use or abuse you.
>You could be a man and teach her not to be insane

>>15201875
prolly genetics
my hair always get real fatty real fast
plus i'm balding, maybe the grease accelerates the baldening process
my mom's hair are always dry as hay
my pop's hair was like mine
a friend's hair always gets fatty fast, too

>>15196566
Every morning
Sometimes also after work if it’s an hot day and I smell like shit

>>15201950
If you find the love you seek, you will not be controlled unless you desire to be controlled.

Being a pacifist does not disqualify anyone from being a man, though its only relevance to this discussion is the recommendation to make love not war.

Cold shower every day
Anyone showering less than 5 times a week are fucking disgusting

Every 2-3 days, shampooing my ass, dick, armpits, feet, and hair. Not sure if that's the correct way to do it or if you're supposed to shampoo your whole body, but that'd be a pain in the ass.

>>15196583
This is the only right answer.

Once a day when I get home from work, blasting hot.

My work involves physical labor so I come home sweaty as fuck and tired, post work shit with /biz/ then fucking blast a day of grime off with elephant shower head steamy hot water.

When I’ve had a day off or whatever I’ve skipped a day, but couldn’t see myself going more than 2.

I honestly can't imagine people not showing before bed every day.

Like, how fucking filthy are you - your bed is supposed to be clean. You're probably the kinds of people who lay on your bed wearing outdoor clothes or with your shoes on.

Morning shower shouldn't be needed unless you're a sweaty fucker. Laying in a clean bed won't make you dirty.

This thread - absolute PEAK disgust

Between 4-6 times per week.

>>15203895
Im not sweating or get dirty during the day. Why should i in this case take a shower before going to bed?

>>15201875
My hair usually looks best a few days after i've washed it. i shower daily but wash my hair like once a week. you dont need to wash your hair everyday, in fact that is excess.

Most people take a shit in the morning. Not showering after that is fucking disgusting. Even for those that shit at night and take a shower afterwards, taking a shower in the morning should still be preferable. You're not clean after being in bed for 8 hours. But as long as you don't shit the next the morning, it wouldnt be the worst thing in the world

>>15204665
Most people take a shit in the morning. Not showering after that is fucking disgusting. Even for those that shit at night and take a shower afterwards, taking a shower in the morning should still be preferable. You're not clean after being in bed for 8 hours. But as long as you don't shit the next the morning, it wouldnt be the worst thing in the world

>>15204665
>being this scared of poop

>>15204665
>he shits once a day
You're not active enough

>>15198981
FOR YOUR MUM

>>15203895

>>15200136
>doesn't your ass crack smell
what is a bidet, mutt?

>>15204675
>>15204692

>>15204676
imagine being so disgusting you're happy to walk around all day among other human beings with a shitty stinky ass. absolute untermensch behaviour.

>>15200502
feeding your gfs mental health issues has nothing to do with love lmao

twice a day cuz i'm brazilian

>>15200136
Ok here's the fucking redpill on asswiping:
>start with toilet paper, wiping regularly front to back.
>then begin wiping back to front (you need to physically stand up in a crouched position to do this)
>bring out the wet wipes (this is a must unless you're a sub saharan subhuman) and alternate between both front-to-back wiping and then back-to-front.
>Repeat until the wet wipes are clean after wiping both ways.
>If leaving the house for the day then shower afterwards as part of your morning routine, and make sure to wash your ass crack with shower gel and water (best to bend over with your ass cheeks spread under the shower and wash & rinse to achieve maximum results)
You're welcome

>>15204746
here is another tip for you to make wiping faster and easier: stop being a fatty

>>15196566
How often do I shower? LOL My mom says im lucky if I even WIPE!!!

three times a week during the colder parts of the year

heat and humidity is rough so maybe 4-5 times per week in the summer