/biz/ - Business & Finance

First post for bonds, bitcoin, and bulletd

I went all in on SPY puts on Monday how fucked am I?

nth+1 for SNSS mooning in the morning

>>15160823
when do the puts expire?

(∫x dx)th post for we’re winning the trade war
V-Day when?

>>15160846
September 20th.

Bought 1000 shares of SUMR today. Can't wait until the earnings call tomorrow!

>>15160852
You just gotta rub it in that I dont remember how and never properly learned integrals? Right on the day when I’m the poorest I’ve been in a long time?

Valentines Day is feb 14th.

James K. Polk is the best US president

When does the great depression hit!!!! I want cheap stocks so I never have to wagecuck again!!!!!

>>15160890
Pathetic child
Childish individual

>>15160823
I went in on SPY puts today. I've got a feeling fren.

>>15160890
Same brother. I finally have a few thousand laying around that I can invest but I feel like the market will shit itself any moment given USA v China, South Korea vs Japan, and db going to go insolvent

>>15160890
>rooting for America to falter
You proud of that?
I hope you suffer.

>>15160890
Spooky ID

FyEDwHtF

Federal
YiElD
Will
Hit
The
Fan

Hehe jk my id means nothing.

First for the JACK smack

>>15160880
most people don't need to know how to do complex integrals analytically, for as much as it is taught in calc 3 and diff eq.
but everyone should know how to evaluate simple integrals, and ideas and topics related to integration.

>>15160925
hehe

Buy NAK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQKP6pVJTHc

>>15160864
probably be ok, might need to average down into it by the end of august though, because theta decay is a bitch

>>15160880
integrals are easy, they are just anti-derivatives

>>15160904
VIX based calls are easier

>>15160925
FEdeixz
Fed ix ez?
Fedex iz?
theres a good Fed pun in there somewhere

soon

>>15161046
The last time I took a class involving derivatives or integrals, it was Spring 2008. I haven't had a reason to use them since, and so have completely forgotten how they work.

However, I may need to relearn them for the more in-depth classes on physics of radiation.

>>15161081
>>However, I may need to relearn them for the more in-depth classes on physics of radiation.
>something that is easily described with a fourth order equation
you absolutely will if it involves any energy (heat) exchanges of any kind

or is it modern physics (aka non-newtonian)? because youll need more than just calc for that shit (Lorentz transforms uses matrices, especially if you deal with 4-space or 4-momentum)

Who else here DIS?

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=TyDQs0ajxEc

Long NTDOY. They seem to know what they're doing.

Can't wait to see cosplays of this at AX next year...

>>15161148
Don't know, probably will have to relearn a lot.

>>15160904
Based. I have a sort of an equities crash analog with USO puts and GDX calls. Paid fucking huge today but I decided to hold at least until tomorrow, for better or worse. USO puts were up almost 300% but the greed is too strong, I want more.

>>15161155
I got DIS'd

what is the naked apron of the stock market?
is it an ETF or stock, even?

>>15161365
Visa. It's been around but it's sexy and it keeps on giving.

>>15161296
o no
at least you did't get GDOT'd
>>15161365
In a literal sense probably APRN, but I like to think AMRS would fit it better. Lewd behavior, cooking something mysterious, faint yeasty scent if you get too close...

>>15161420
>>15161365
I couldn't think of an answer but Visa is a damn good choice

did df shill suicide

>>15161449
which one?

>>15161449
wasn't that comfy that was shilling it?

>>15161426
You gotta rub it in and root against me... SunSan is rude

>>15161365
MNST been getting rekt lately, not sure what that's about. Did people stop sippin?

>>15161426
truuuuu

>>15161536
DIS is one I feel comfortable DCAing down in.

New rule:
Don't buy a company you wouldn't feel comfortable buying more of if it went down 50%?

>>15161549
Same, but I'm going to let it run down for a bit. I think we have a bit more to lose in the coming weeks.

>>15161522
I'm not bearish, I just wish the market would BE bearish
I'm being very nice today no rudeness

>>15161560
We do... and yet I keep buying.

>>15161569
No you bringing up GDOT one of my biggest failures to date =[

VTWAX or VTSAX for 30 years?

>>15160890
It wont because everyone is waiting for it.

Ive been watching the indexes for the US, Europe, Australia, ect and every single time there is a massive drop (2 to 4%) people immediately buy everything up a day later. The problem is that interest globally is at an all time low, which means many of the key forms of investing (bonds, cash accounts, term deposits) are literally worthless or even worse, losing money to inflation. That means that even a miserly 2% dividend SP500 index tracker with its low growth is better than nearly every other investment vehicle, and everyone knows it.

In my opinion we have entered a new era of slow economic growth. There is no reason for a crash, no major outlying issue which is going to cause the type of domino effect people expect. There is also no major pull back or push forward for the global economy. No one is really innovating anything, or anything which is being developed isnt near completion yet. We dont have the massive technology and society changing events of the last few eras. We are on the cusp of some major developments like lab grown meat, CRISPR, quantum computing, ect but none of that is actually commercialized yet. Until something gets major investment and momentum the whole world is going to stay in this maintenance mode, where growth is determined not by innovation but just by population and efficiency.

This isnt necessary a bad thing, but its not great either, basically the massive gains of the 70/80/90s are over and 00/10s/20s will be slow but steady growth for a while. Go put your money in indexes and just hold.

>>15161155
wats a good entry price.

>>15161591
It'll be okay fren, their finances weren't bad at all! Maybe they'll raise guidance back up and people will buy? Crashing so hard AH today might attract boomer buyers, there's any number of things that can happen

>>15161477
all of them since the average price paid by the 3200 people on robinhood is 2.83

>>15161593
Honestly, I'd want less global exposure, not more. As fucked up as the US is right now, I don't see a better place for money.
>>15161634
I like this theory. The Australia theory. But I don't think the US wants it. We want to slash rates, QE the fuck out of everything, and rocket up to SPY 500. People love the chaos of the boom and bust for whatever reason.

>>15161645
It's the second ER in a row where they did this. They blew away the numbers, major upside surprise, and then guided down, and the stock price got obliterated. 2 quarters in a row.

The new unlimited 3% cash back accounts sound promising, but they have a lot of business that comes from giftcards like the shit you see at the cash register for last minute gifts. I think that business might be fading, people probably just venmoing cash for gifts now.

Then again, 3% interest is pretty insane compared to the collapsing bond yield, but that's only for like 10,000 I think. But combine that with 3% cash back debit... pretty good.

Honestly I'm kind of interested, I don't have $1000 worth of monthly payments to make via debit though, so I'd get hit with a fee, so that's less attractive.

In summation, I'm a retard and my shit's all fucked up and my life is a failure.

>>15161573
I last bought at 132. So it it hits that or any lower I'll definitely buy. I'd have to pull more cash into my account though. I like having a comfy stack of cash.

>>15161634

That isn't how mob psychology works m8.

Show me a time in peace-time history when the stock market increased at a very low amount per annum, and I'll show you the asset class that beat the market heavily.

I hope the Rate Cut Santa comes again tonight with some gibs. That India Central Bank 35 bps cut was nice, let's see more of that.

>>15161775
>Foreign interest rates plummet
>foreign money floods into the US bond market
>10 year treasury gets crushed
>stocks get sold off
Fuck bears.

>>15161800
>foreign money floods into the US bond market

A trickle at most
India is doing a good job growing their GDP, good for them, but they don't have that much weight to throw around yet to "crush" the 10y t-bills

>LCIguy bad

>Anonymous FUD posters good

>>15161844
>GOOG buying epyc 2s
Remember to buy AMD tomorrow while its still below 40

Still cant decide if its worth buying anything or not. Feels like we're on the cusp of something big.

>>15161844
Maybe, but the rate cuts keep coming worldwide.
Seems like they're having an effect.
>>15161814
based
>>15161901

>GOOG buying epyc 2s
Remember to stock up on amd tomorrow while its still below 40
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-amd-alphabet/amd-lands-google-twitter-as-customers-with-newest-server-chip-idUSKCN1UX2KL
https://www.anandtech.com/show/14694/amd-rome-epyc-2nd-gen

>>15161814
nice touch editing big5 in there

I might restart that old meme where i ask who big5guy is in every single thread

Is now a good time to invest in stocks or is it better to hold off for the time being?

>>15162006
Buy now. Market is manipulated to shit and sell your SPY calls at 300. If this market wasn't so propped up we would be at 260

Another question. How much is too much to keep on robinhood in cash? Realized they aren't fdic insured.

>>15162006
>Is now a good time to invest in stocks or is it better to hold off for the time being?

it depends on the stock :^)
Ideally, you want to try and find the finest of stocks to buy. There is always a good stock out there to buy, you just have to find and identify it.
What you want is a stock that gives you the same type of feeling as an anime girl with large breasts. Once you find a stock that you can't pull yourself away from, you'll know. The more you look at this stock, the better it gets. The more you find out about this stock, the better it gets. You just keep reading about it and thinking about it until you can't help yourself
then you smash that buy button

>>15161980
>>15161985
>>15161919
>>15161814
thanks for helping getting all the weak hands out.. i usually just don't post in the thread for awhile until i feel like weak hands have let go.. but you kids have been doing a great job

Anyone that listens to baseless FUD deserves to lose money.. if they think the only reason to get out is because some anonymous posters don't like some tripfag instead of actually talking about the company.. again.. they should lose money

LCI to $60

>anonymous poster bad
>shilling tripfig good

>>15162035
Wish I had a wife with big breasts. Sadly I've never had a gf and am in my mid 20s so how the heck am I gonna get a big breasted gf to marry?

>>15162084
learn2code
learn2cook

>>15162084
>not wanting flat chested

>>15162094
Learn to code what? Seems like an easily outsourced skill.

Heard they’re having a tech boom in Tijuana because they are close enough to Silicon Valley but have a fraction of the cost of living.

Anyhow, what coding skills to convert into money?

I could really use a new revenue stream.

>>15162084
Maybe get one you want to have kids with, get her pregnant, and enjoy expanding breasts? Then raise a nice family?

>>15162115
B cup gf tha best. Cute BEE CUP

Hows the real estate market?

>>15162154
Get paid pupper

>>15161634
>it's just stagnation bro chill out bro
>debt everywhere at ATHs
>critical banks on verge of collapse
>manufacturing growth collapsing
>central banks have no tools left to reinflate economy
It's the largest bubble in human history, if you think it can sustain itself you're in for a rude awakening.

>>15162154
If I ever do get a wife I intend to make her breasts bigger by getting her pregnant and keeping that milk flowing.

I suspect I will never have a wife.

>>15162196
So you saying I shouldnt transfer 20k onto my robinhood account for trading? Will houses get so cheap I can get a nice one in a safe neighborhoid for 75k tops (40k in a flyover state)?

>>15162154
get paid pupper

whatever coding skills allow you to sell a product or service. Facebook literally just sells ad space. But cooking is arguably more important - $30 worth of potatoes, beans, flour, and rice can last you a long time.

>>15162222
You should absolutely not transfer 20k into robinhood regardless of the situation.

If you plan on investing with it, you should use a real broker that supports DRiP and offers IRAs.

However, if you're hoping on houses getting really cheap, then your best bet is crossing your fingers and waiting for a natural disaster.

>>15162222
Use margin and buy 40k worth of AMD then sell calls like a mad bitch.

Visa just became the best possible stock to own.

>There's never been a time when rates went down and it wasn't good

>>15162222
>Will houses get so cheap I can get a nice one in a safe neighborhood for 75k tops

oh jesus dude I don't know about that
not even those quads can help you
I had to pay $250k for my house, the best you're looking at is like $120k for a livable house in a nice neighborhood
I guess everyone has different ideas about nice houses and safe neighborhoods though

I'm on the same wavelength with you in terms of "tfw no qt girl to get pregnant over and over again until her body just gives up and stops getting pregnant". it's a very real and very dangerous feel. but the feel is mine

>>15162342

Ah ha! Adding to watch list.

>>15162342
Ooooh I already loved V but that's great

>>15162254
>save so much money learning to cook
If you can’t eat it raw, just throw it on the grill? I mean... lacks elegance, but as long as it’s edible...

What am I supposed to do with Facebook ad space? You’re not suggesting I pay an internet company for ad space, are you? Or are you saying... I could code Facebook ads for someone's something?

>>15162342
Alright but what’s mastercard’s stance?

If I go all in on a stock with good potential for day trading on robinhood, what are the legal risks of buying mass quantities and selling mass quantities at the drop of a hat? Say the company is doing so bad that even with $10,000 you could own 0.25% of the entire stocks. Any legal ramifications from trading something like that without any paperwork?

>>15162485
you need an account minimum to avoid PDT also wash sale rules will apply

>>15162468
If he wants to find a wife knowing how to cook for himself is going to be critical huh? If you don't know how to cook you look like a manchild. Some of my favorite easy recipes are to just stir fry cubed chicken in a lil coconut oil til browned, add sliced onions, green/red bell peppers, water chestnuts, and cashews. Either buy sauce at the store or make your own with onions sauce, sesame oil, szechuan chili oil, microplaned garlic n ginger, and a splash of rice wine vinegar. Top with sliced green onion and sesame seeds and serve with ricies.
Sexual date night food cook shrimp on the grill and put them on linguine, nummy nummy

>>15162485
If someone is waiting to sell you that much stock, right on the edge of the order book, and your broker lets you buy it, then cool.
It is unlikely (in general) that a substantial portion of total outstanding shares are just waiting, nicely packed on the near edge of an order book waiting to be bought.
Even if you buy the "ask" half of the order book all up, you won't necessarily have an easy time offloading so many shares on the same day for a profit. you're basically penetrating yourself with the spread on both sides of the order (hot).

check https://www.sec.gov/fast-answers for any regulatory questions. If nothing on that page answers your question, then feel free to contact the SEC or your broker: it is their job to answer your questions, that is what they get paid (with your money) to do. If you don't take advantage of their service, you are wasting your tax/fee money, if that makes sense.
:^)

>>15162557
>>15162485
Also, re-reading your post, what stock are you looking at on RH with a $4 million market cap (lol)

>>15162526
Reviewed both of those. So besides that no other issues with daytrading a stock like this at all? By my calculations I can neet it up if I can succesfully pull this off.

>>15162557
Lol im using robinhood. This seems a little too easy even using pessimistic assumptions on buying and selling the stock for decent profits.

>>15162538
While it would help to know how to make a nice dish or two, I don’t think it’s all that necessary. If he wants a wife who knows how to cook, she’s probably going to be cool with some division of labor.

People who are really into cooking can be really territorial about their kitchens, and may feel good about preparing food food for others.

>>15162590
make sure to record your trades when you use this strategy (and think up a name for it) -> then post your results at the end of the day so that your good friends in /smg/ can congratulate you :)

>>15162593
>People who are really into cooking can be really territorial about their kitchens
this is true
I had to live with people for about a year who kept making a mess in my kitchen
was not fun
it was like a constant simmering anger in my life
now I am free and my kitchen is 100% mine . feels so ultra good

I could stand sharing a kitchen with someone who cleans up after themselves and has some sense of professionalism. but the people who were renting from me were basically 30 year old children, they were the type of people who will rent and live like they are in college into their 80s. Didn't invest any money, spent every last dollar of each paycheck on videogames lol.

>>15162593
There‘s only 2 rice dishes you have to know: short grain and long grained white rice.

Long grain is your simple 1 parts rinsed rice to 2 parts water, bring to boil, simmer 15-20 minutes. Done.

Short grain rice is 1 parts rinsed rice to 1 parts water, add sugar and salt while boiling to brine it, simmer with a splash of rice wine vinegar for 10-15 minutes. Turn it to onigiri for leftovers.

Never bother with brown rice, that shit is nasty and nobody likes it.

>>15162115
When it works, it works. But I think you’ve got to go on a case by case basis.

>>15162654
>you need to know how to cook rice
I just get my carbs from greens and other stuff... I guess if you want to go full week then rice is essential.

Been a long time since I’ve made one of those rolled weeb omelets, those are kinda neat but mostly just more time consuming.

>>15162154
Get paid puuper

>>15162154
get paid pupper

>>15162154
Get paid pupper

Also REEEEE MARKETS OPEN NOW I WOKE UP TO EARLY I DON'T WANT TO WAIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>15162999
I still need to go to bed but will likely not get 8 hours sleep even though im a neet at the moment.

>>15162999 checked
>>15163138
I started going to bed at around 6 or 7pm and waking up around 12-2am nowadays, feels very refreshing and grocery shopping is much easier without traffic. Chicken noodle soup at 4am is probably the best tasting breakfast possible, next to omelettes or scrambled eggs.

Feeling bullish today

Bobo, check yoself before you rekk yoself

>>15162154
Get paid pupper
SNSS to the moon

AMDChads, Ryzen the fuck up!

>>15162154
get paid pupper

WHY'D YA DO IT STAYVUN? *CREEEEEEAAAAAAK* WHY'D YOU HURT THAT GURL? YOU HURT HER STAYVUN

>>15164393
YOU'LL NEVER HAVE POSITIVE RETURNS ABOVE SPY BENCHMARK STEVEN!

>>15161649
how do you find out how many robinhood buyers bought something and the average price of that? do you need level 2 on robinhood?

>>15162154
Get paid pupper

>>15162154
Get payed pupper.

Ban assault rifles now

Press F for KHC. All of their cheese is shit. Some of it isn't even actual cheese like Kraft Singles. Their real cheese like Sharp cheddar tastes way worse than Kroger or Publix brand. This company is getting justed every year and it serves them right for being a conglomerate with terrible products that aren't even the cheapest compared to store brands. This company is example of "Race to the bottom" and I hope they go under for the good of consumers.

>>15164562
Please keep spamming this in public places so my gun stocks pump when the panic buys start.

Oh my God, AMD is still pumping.

I still regret not selling before earnings to scoop up more cheapies. Should have seen it coming.

>>15164582
And Easy Mac is garbage. Way better and also cheaper to boil actual pasta and mix in real shredded cheese not Kkkraft brand.

Can't believe you guys still had money in DIS after Last Jedi

>>15164582
>I hope they go under for the good of consumers.
I think the same thing of EA yet I still swing trade them. I will never long them tho.

Feelin' good about this port. AMD pumping gonna be some easy roll ups next week. MSFT straight closing the gap back up to $140 too.

KHC

>>15164582
I think their pasta and cheese products are pretty good. They also make the worlds greatest catsup.

>>15164805
>>15164818
18,900 food chads on suicide watch. they deserve it too for inventing the blight that is ketchup on this god forsaken earth. It's only good on fries, burgers, and dogs. I can't believe I have to live with people who prefer that garbage on eggs. Fucking distasteful.

AMD
M
D

why is snss so volatile

LUNA will live up to its name and go to the moon after that massive earnings beat yesterday.

>>15164835
it's good in bbq sauce

sloppy joes too

>>15164835
You can mix the heinz catsup with the horseradish and it goes good on shrimps and clams.

>>15164835
>It's only good on fries, burgers, and dogs
I'm sorry, but if you're under 10 years old and putting ketchup on your hotdog you should be sent to a re-education camp.

>>15160880
How the FUCK am I supposed to define my (single) post number as function with no defined x?

This Hong Kong shit is great

THIS
MARKET
WANTS
LOWER

>>15165018
isn't like pepe super big in asia?

>>15165063
Apparently, yes.

Apparently ARQL's recent news (SNSS main competitor) was pretty weak so after strong news from SNSS...

SLV and GLD will crash this morning, so load up on those as a hedge for the next crash.

>>15164943
Sounds numnums.

>>15165099
There's no reason to even load up now. Load up when we start testing 300 again

>>15160890
>implying they'll ever recover like they used to
Boomers blew it by electing Trump, get ready for the lost decade

>>15165115
Good point.

Kraftbros... I'm not feeling so good...

>>15165140
Yeah, if we fail 300 then we're heading down and if we surpass 300 just average down. I doubt we'll pass 310
>>15165149
lmfao

>>15164984
Sorry I should clarify:
Ketchup on cheap grocery store hotdogs is fine
Bratwursts and the like, absolutely not.

>>15165158
Ok, cool, thanks for clarifying.

>>15165149
Khc has been on a downtrend most of its stock market life even at this price I don't feel safe buying it.

Crash it

>>15165157
leftypol creeps me the fuck out, they love playing the victim but it's blatantly obvious that they'd skin rich people alive if they had the chance, and yet they still wonder why rich people aren't nice to them. It's an entire ideology built upon thinly veiled envy and hatred

Let's not trade up or down
but forward.

>>15164984
>Where's your 11 year old son Billy?
>We had to send him to reeducation camp, caught him putting catsup on his hotdog.
>Oh dear

someone overconfidently say what the markets gonna do so I can laugh at you

>>15165237
In all honesty they're probably worse than pol

>>15165266
>>15165237
Is neoliberalism truly the most based of out looks then?

>>15165237
That‘s what happens when effeminate manchildren develop power fantasies. Really, the only cure is a bullet.

Most of my stocks are going flat...is robinhood acting weird or is the market crabbing?

>>15165285
Nothing about the free market is based lol. Its literally the cause of almost all social issues in america and they have "no control", in our government

>>15165252
I don't have to guess. J.G. Wentworth is my uncle. He sent me a single text last night that said "something big is happening on the market tomorrow." I went to his house out of concern and found him hanging in the garage with music blasting from the stereos. IF YOU HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT

>>15165305
the market isn't open you ape

>>15165252
Continue to recover and return to ATH levels unless we get more trade war headlines

>>15165252
MSFT to $200 per share end of month.

>>15165324
That doesn't sound confident at all lol

>>15165329
If only...

>>15162637
both of my renters are like that it sucks donkey balls but I just get over my kitchen being a mess. one of them ran up a gamestop credit card to $1000 and then ignored it and the creditors let him pay it off with like $430 he was so proud what a sack of shit

>>15165307
>Nothing about the free market is based lol. Its literally the cause of almost all social issues in america

>>15165323
This made me crack up

>>15165333
I don't care about the "overconfidently" part of his post

>>15165307
America is in no way a free market tho, arguably no country that uses fiat currency can be considered a truly free market

AMD MOON MISSION LIFT OFF!

>>15165237
Leftypol got fucking killed with the rest of 9-1chan after their twitter commie fellows jumped on every single hosting service 2x4chan was trying to migrate too and guilted them to pulling the plug.

They died an ironic death being dildo-ed on a free speech hill next to fascist /pol/tards by their own commie peers. It would be hilarious if I wasn't certain we're next on the chopping block.

>>15165252
SPY is going back to $300 by the end of next week.

>>15165305
I'm already up over half a percent

>>15164420
NO MORE DAYTRADE FOR YOU STVEN

tfw 40k in AMD

AMD chads rise up

>>15165416
> KO down half a percentage point because reatards were only using it as a hedge

>>15165401
what is better a spx 3000 t-shirt or hat

Just saw a stock with 0 volume. Does that mean someone can crash it if theyre the only buy order?

COME ON ACB. YOU CAN DO IT.

Neat

AMD 60 EoY

>>15164279
WHAT THE FUCK MAN

>>15165511
What's the matter?

>>15165447
what is the bid/ask? there might not be volume but there could be shitty spread and orders sitting on the book

>>15165447
No. If you set a very low bid it does nothing unless some fool sells to you at that price.

>>15165388
I assume 4chan must be extremely difficult to shut down, especially since it's owned by a Jap who doesn't give a fuck about gaijin laws, otherwise it would have already been shut down years ago

>>15165453
Holy shit sell while you can that ain't lasting very long.

>>15165387
34 dollars by tomorrow pls i need to break even on calls

>>15165549
There were no buyers @ that price. It'll have to break $1 before it'll even be viable to sell. It's a Jan 2020 call so I'm not too worried right now.

>>15165539
Its hosted by the same people who kiked otherchan hopefully Top Jap can find a Japanese hosting site that gives no fucks when cloudflare inevitably caves to social media pressure.

>>15165539
the law didn't shut us down, our DDoS service provider did

Holy shit GDOT... did I find the next HMNY? Or... the next DRYS?

>>15164393
>>15164420
Wew no one even stayvun posting yet...

>>15165572
Isn't the price for options trading determined solely by bid offers? Why would it ever bump unless someones was bidding at that level.

>>15165568
I've almost recovered all loses since the plunge last week. Feels good, man.

We'll see how high it goes because current situation is still FUBAR due to the trade war, but the Rome launch was the power play AMD has planned since the inception of the Zen architecture, so this comes at no surprise.

>>15165517
Just mirin that it's up 10%, dayum

Spiders got their factory built. Time to spin to the moon

SNSS is having literally no volume for some reason. I find this to be inexplicable.

Any one got into that play ags dip?

>>15165577
>>15165586
Idk why so many sites still depend on American servers and cloudfare, there are lots of cheaper, safer and more private servers outside of the USA that aren't cucked by SJW or the NSA

>>15165623
>Spiders

Just call them KBLB you nerd

>>15165614
Tech press is currently too busy cumming into their pants and is already calling it a historic shake-up.

The server market/data center is the biggest money maker, and they've just released chips that don't have Intel's countless vulnerabilities, consume less power, cost 40-50% less and have up to 100% more performance.

Imagine a car company that releases a sports car with double the horse power for half the price that also chugs less gas. People would go fucking nuts. And this is what happens in the server market right now.

REFR earnings after hours

hey guys

fuck you guys

>>15165673
nah fuck u buddy

>>15165666
Intel will come back eventually probably but not for a year at minimum. AMD chads ryzen up.

Finally got to sell those AMD bags for profit I don't even care if the fucks go to 40 anymore

>>15165649
>American servers
no
>cloudflare
because the usual suspects will ddos your site to death if you don't have some level of protection. It's cyberwarfare

>>15165452
bullieve, we should be above 9 in october if the spx doesn't crash.

>stock price went up 5 percent
>call price is down 5 percent

alright that's fine I didn't want to make money anyways

>>15165689
>implying cloudfare is the only way of protecting yourself from ddos

Oof, Burger King blowing it, more power flows to MCD, Jack, and Wendy’s.

AND more business closures, downsizes, and firings, add Walgreens, Sears, Kmart, Pizza Hut all onto the list with capital one, Lowe’s, a bunch of names I forgot, and the closing recycling facilities.

>>15165586
I really really like something about veruca, I have no idea what it is about her. She’s probably pretty plain looking, but something about her, just really appeals to me.

She says she used to be an accountant but it got to be too boring for her kekkies

>>15165688
>but not for a year at minimum

Probably rather several years. Intel's 10nm is merely catching up to AMD at this point, and AMD has already Zen3 in the pipe and Zen 4 design is on schedule.

>>15165727
I'm not, but it's just as probable other service providers will do the same eventually. Anonymity on the clearnet has an expiry date now

>>15165743
By a year at minimum I mean if the stars align for Intel more realistic has it on the good side they'll catch up by 2021 but probably will take longer assuming their current trajectory.

>>15165738
What self righteous vegan was going to go to Burger King anyway for these fake meat burgers anyway? It's like they're still killing animals for profit so through purchasing a fake meat burger you're still giving money to a company that's killing the animals...

>>15165738
QSR seems like a good dividend though

>>15165769
At 2021, they might have a new architecture that could help them out - maybe.

>>15165753
god i hope kikeflares IPO crashes and burns

>>15165753
>Anonymity on the clearnet has an expiry date now

I feel as if you're assuming Western world internet=the entire clearnet, there's lots of servers in non-western countries that still have excellent privacy, as in CP-tier privacy

>>15165798
>have a seat over there anon. do you know how this looks?

>>15165753
Eh... I never had faith that existed in the first place. Heard a recent podcast talking about how sites like Facebook can collect information on its users pornhub activities, that’s fun.

>>15165781
As I’ve said before, the growth in meat substitutes is mostly from meat eaters, so it’s not that big of a deal.

why did mark lie to me guys? i'm down 400$ on SNSS right now. should i neck myself?

>>15165808
>the growth in meat substitutes is mostly from meat eaters
How sustainable do you think this growth is? Sounds like a fad to me. People will try it because of the novelty then just go back to normal meat. Your returning consumers are going to be the yahoo vegetarian faggots.

First for fuck GALT

where my CBM niggas at!?!?

>>15164835
>>15164818
Ketchup is like the juice that runs out of a garbage bag. Literally rotten corn syrup and half of it's weight is red food coloring. Low IQ food, if you can even call it that.

>>15162154

Get paid pupper

>>15165883
That's not true, it's got tomatoes, sugar, vinegar, salt, and spices. The red color comes from the tomatoes.

GALT is such a pos lmao

Who here /KHC'd/?

>>15164835
The only thing i use ketchup on is hashbrowns and sometimes fries. It(along with mayonaise) ruins burgers, hot dogs, etc.

I want some PZZA. If they want to bolster sales they need to make a pie that can survive getting cold though

>>15165977
Stayed away from that, but I got DIS'd. Thankfully made some of it back today and sold my calls. Still hurt a lil bit.

>>15165977
I had an alarm set at 33.2 where i would consider watching the stock more carefully. never came. but hey you caught a knife congrats. just hodl

>>15165631
>SNSS
Why’d it go down man whyyyyy

is this a good entry point to KHC

>>15165977
Dividend cuts aren’t major red flags in my eye, like stay away for years red flag.

Not sure about irregular dividend pages, those are weird. Nintendo and amazon don’t have a regular dividend, I haven’t figure them out yet.

Are employee stock plans worth it? I have a 5% discount on IBM.

Something doesn't feel right, like there is going to be big news today

>>15165952
I mean if the kids parents were caught drunk driving or in possession of 50 bags of heroin the kid would be separated too. I mean sorry, but they've got to go back.

>>15166086
What are you thinking?

Bought 23 8/16 SPY 299 calls. This market is rigged to shit and i'm not worried at all. If SPY dips today i'll just average down on my calls

>>15162393
>Cheap housing
>safe housing
Sorry anon you can only pick one

>>15165418

>>15166107
That the price is being allowed to pump up because "Wednesday is over" and big money is going to load up on shorts due to coming trade war news

>>15166056
ARE major red flags

>Hes not in SPY or MSFT calls

>>15166172
>tfw comfy target retirement fund

>>15166030
I thought $32 was supposed to be "cheapies", but at least I didn't buy khc near $90. Heh.

>tfw rode AMD puts from 33 to 28
>tfw bought shares at 28 and its now 33 again
Is the IRS going to investigate me for insider trading?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

LMT hitting 52 week highs, what’s uo with that?

Oh look Trump tweet! Pumping BA and CAT! Let’s see if it works...

>>15166012
That's a nice sketch.

>>15166180
At least it DOES pay a dividend, and once they get their accounting bullshit straightened out, it could pop back up.

GDOT just breaking my bank and my spirit.

Congrats to my AMD frens you guys are going to make it wish I had bought the dip

>>15166178
I'm the 18 year old target cart attendee and i don't think i'm gonna continue working here in the next few months. Probably quit before thanksgiving time and just get a job at doordash even though the base pay is a downgrade.

Oh weird, no news so the market melts up

>>15164622
Don’t remind me..
>>15164623
Why do retards still give them money? Is it just ignorant parents? Gamers hate that company...
>>15161549
I love seeing red because it’s a buying opportunity. If you have faith in company and it goes red you should be excited. If you aren’t excited you have no faith in the company.

>>15166181
AMD going down as much as did was retarded in the first place.

Nobody could have foreseen Orange Man's fuckery beforehand. Aside from that, everything looks rock-solid - Ryzen 3000 is selling like hotcakes, and Rome is probably going to follow that trend. Next year also has the new console generation coming up.

>>15166284
Its even better than I ever imagined though. They announced a deal with google cloud and twitter. I thought intel had an iron grip over cloud providers, but it seems like finally thats changing. The only thing I regret was not buying long term puts on intel when it was 50$.

>>15166211
Would you be satisfied with a different position? The 5% 401K match is reallll fucking nice...

I left to go to school, would consider going back for that $15 minimum wage + 401k match, but I’m old enough where it’s not the best option.

I won’t say that they care about their employees, but I think those techy contractor or startup or even amazon positions are probably hellish. Uber/lyft are basically conning their drivers, wouldn’t be surprised if doordash were similar.

>>15166284
Didn’t the dip correspond with the rumors of Lisa Su leaving? Just goes to show how much of the value of the company is tied up in investor faith in the CEO.

Get on that Twitter Tariff Man, stat!!!

>>15161634
What you are getting at is something some have theorized. The market has become so efficient now that crashes and even recessions are a thing of the past. Of course there will be ups and downs but they will be extremely minor. Not sure I buy into this since human panic can always happen and for little reason. Eg a nigger murder beat up by cops make everyone crazy while extreme events hardly affect people. No matter how efficient the system humans will fuck it up, and humans arent getting any better, even millenia ago our ancestors were genetically and culturally superior to us. People are becoming increasingly weak and unstable.

>>15166369
The US economy is in a recession right now the numbers are being fabricated

Friendly reminder. Invest in CERC before liftoff.

>>15166348
I don't really think so and i even asked and the girl told me she hired me for that reason. I actually only work like 2 hours of my 6 hour shift and the rest is just me hiding looking at my phone. But the job is kinda a bitch + i burn about 1,200 calories at least per shift walking around so i have to eat all that back and another thing is they never told me about any of the other duties i'd have to do which is scummy. If i could get a job at a bank that'd be real nice but if not which is more than likely i'll just go with doordash because i can pick my own doors, i like driving around and i can do whatever i want in my car and not have to worry about some manager and the base pay is just 12 and more often than not from the research i've done you almost always make more than that. 12 is a MW for DD so i will never make less like if i was a pizza delivery guy. And me starting school is another thing. They have me closing most shifts so its hard for me to get good sleep. Idk, its not the worst job i've ever had and having girls mire me and say i'm cute all day isn't bad but i just want something different.

>>15165845
>transgender

You mean transspecies right anon?

>>15166348
>Uber/lyft are basically conning their drivers
How do you mean? Legitimately want to know.

>>15166348
>Didn’t the dip correspond with the rumors of Lisa Su leaving?

There was no real dip due to rumors of Lisa Su leaving, it was just general market fuckery in the wake of new tariffs (AMD as a semiconductor company is already paying tariffs, so it's unaffected by it - for now) and AMD slightly lowering expectations because current consoles are selling worse than initially expected. The Zen 2 line-up is strong as fuck.

>>15161634
> it's different this time

>>15166076
Can you elaborate? How does that work?

>>15165688
>Intel will come back eventually
I acutally doubt that. I think AMD will tie up to them and possibly surpass them and remain like that. That is until ARM architectures blow them both out of the water in the CPU market.

>>15166542
https://www.google.com/search?q=employee+stock+plans

>>15166391
>The US economy is in a recession right now the numbers are being fabricated
Leftists actually believe this.

>>15166180
I bought at $45. Went straight rollercoaster at that point. On its way up and then straight fucking down. I listened to earnings too. It was complete garbage.

REEEEEEEE I PICKED ANOTHER LOSERRRRRR!!!!

>>15166445
I don’t have the figures, but basically the drivers do the math as if it’s a simple $/hr equation, that you can compare how much you make driving to how much you make in any other job. But they’re sacrificing the value of their car as well. The more mileage the car gets, the less valuable it becomes, and the more repairs and maintenance costs will add up.

And to add in some of my own thoughts, the danger of being on the road is also not factored in. The more you drive the more risk there is that you or someone else will make a mistake and put you in danger or mess up your car. I dunno there’s a mess of factors I don’t want to spend too much time laying out because they’re obvious and I don’t know the details like how mileage and being a rideshare driver effects your insurance premiums, and the possibility of injury, medical bills, accident related increases in insurance premiums, whatever.

I hope that makes sense.

>>15166402
WHo? They make Korean snack food?>>15166269
Agreed but that only works if you have a lot of cash on hand or a good income where you can divert a lot of it to investing.

All my DRiP payments lately have been happening at the highs... when I buy dips, it usually dips lower, and when I don’t, it usually comes back up. I dunno, I need to get my shit together and make more money, that’s the real issue.

>>15166566
Which “leftists”
I can’t imagine Tulsi saying such a thing...

Curious though, anyone have the link to that shadow statistics or whatever site? Any reasons to think it’s not idiotic pol-tier conspiracy theories?

>>15166163
God, I hope you're right because I'm neck deep in puts right now. I bought and sold puts last week for a profit and then made the mistake of chasing again on Monday.

You know I think next time we dip (prolly october) I‘m just gonna buy monthlies these gains are too slow.

>>15166583
>And to add in some of my own thoughts, the danger of being on the road is also not factored in. The more you drive the more risk there is that you or someone else will make a mistake and put you in danger or mess up your car
I understand your point and agree but i've almost been hit by cars and killed kids running around not knowing what they're doing and their parents don't give a shit. If i do a safe amount of carts then they bitch at me. And yes it does make sense but at a point with regular maintenance the car will basically fall apart around the engine and being or not being a deliver for DD doesn't change the fact everyone should treat their car like that.

Oh God, AMD is still mooning.

>>15166562
thank fren

>>15166636
Don‘t you ever doubt mommy Su.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68qOuQ7kzu8

who /silverjew/ here

>>15166610
>shadow statistics
I would like to know as well.
Also, Yang/Tulsi 2020.

>>15166662
I don't, I'm all in on AMD and made me already 5k € today.

some of these stocks man

>>15166686
based

>>15166692
stocks and options man
and like bonds man
what are we even doing here

>>15166583
Snack food is irrelevant deliciousness.

CERC is Cerecor. FDA just approved application for a drug that treats MPI-CDG (only if it’s kind). They have 5 current drugs in the market, 8 in the pipeline addressing populations with unmet needs! Most notably novel approaches to Epilepsy and Parkinson’s

>>15166630
Oh yeah, I forgot you’re running around in a parking lot.

Just don’t take it too seriously when you get criticized and let it add to your stress. You want to be a good employee because it’s good to be good at things and to do well and just practice being the type of person you want to be. But eventually you’ll leave and look back and realize, if you’re like me, you were fretting too much to think straight and enjoy life, and make connections with your coworkers, bosses, and “guests”. Your supervisors are basically, mostly, just trying to appease their supervisors and so on.

>>15166740
Oh. Neat. But I’ve got enough pharma exposure already and am spread too thin. LPTX been a wild ride...

>>15166636
shiiiiiiiiiieeeeetttttt

i still find the stock highly overvalued with a p/e of 188 but nice gains fren

explain to me like I'm retard
why should I not buy BGFV at $2
it showed up on one of my screens, it seems like they're making money and don't have very much debt

>>15166740
Lemme just grab my profits from TTPN and LPTX and I'll put them right...wait

mr. snss i dont feel so good

vol and such dying out nao quickly after peak level trading and first drop etc so be careful from now on gonna be wild ride

>>15166636
boomers are just catching on to how huge AMD's Rome launch is. The amount of FUD flying around the past few days has been amazing.

>good news released
>price goes down
That’s it I’m out.
I don’t know why I had any faith in this dogshit company. I don’t care if it goes to $50 right as I sell, I’m never buying back in.
@SNSS Anon Good luck

>>15166776
Those were poor choices my fren. CERC has nowhere to go but up

>>15166866
You don’t know shit about muh leap therapeutics.

>>15166859
Sorry man I don't get it either

downloaded robinhood a year ago and im down 1k all time

time to uninstall, later boys..

>>15161901
Can someone explain this name faggotry to me?
Are all the -guy and -fag retards the same guy?

>>15166903
Who exactly is this LCI Guy?

>>15162049
>helping getting all the weak hands out
Back to stocktwits fucking boomer.

>>15166892
Don’t give up anon if you YOLO gamble enough you too can make it back to even

>>15166903
I wouldn't say they're all the same, but they should all be treated with EXTREME suspicion.

>>15166935
I get why MEW was upset... she's so pretty... looks much better with clothes on, unfortunately.

>>15166892
Could be worse. You could be stuck at 8.3k for the entire month of june, escape it all the way to 9.5k, then get Trump Tweeted back down to 8.3k

Since we will be back to ath’s in no time what cheapies are still out there? At least +80% chance of recovering short term. Besides snss obviously. I know soxl is still cheap but i already bought enough this week. GALT still a good buy in price right now i bought more

>>15166686
Fuck yeah. I thought I was screwed after earnings.

Never bet against AMD

Bioshit?
Fucked me.
Energy stocks?
Fucked me.
SPY calls?
Turned -2.5% to +3%, absolutely based

when do we sell AMD? very, very tempted to right now. almost feels like a good idea just to pull out of the market completely right now and wait until Trump leaves office to reenter

Are AMD chads #ryzing tha fuk up?

>>15167007
You‘re 2 hours and 20 minutes too late to buy cheapies. Everything went up today. Might as well just buy more msft though we all know it‘ll hit 140.

>>15167024
AMD is a HODL company. There is no reason for it to drop in a long time aside from a recession.

>>15166566
I think they meant to say China instead of US, china bending the knee because their HSBC secret is out

>>15167024

shit, maybe ill reconsider due to >>15161919

>>15167062
>aside from a recession.
exactly what im worried about

>>15167040
>Might as well just buy more msft though we all know it‘ll hit 140.
yup

Next red day when?

>>15167065
Huh? I wasn't talking about AMD?

>>15166935
Why am I getting the urge to long cosmetics companies?

>>15167086
tomorrow or next week guarenteed

>>15167093
shit, fuck. this guy >>15161948
>>15167065

>>15167086
now

>>15166573
>>15166200
I'll HODL. If it's good enough for Warren Buffett, it's good enough for me.

>>15167024
Did you not hear me? Never bet against AMD. If you still it's to buy it cheaper.

>>15167126
not even sour hour yet...

>>15167010
>Fuck yeah. I thought I was screwed after earnings.

I knew it would recover eventually on back of Rome sales. I didn't expect it to recover within one week, though.

>>15167141
It'll be start after lunch. 0% before sour hour, -10% at close.

I am really worried about holding my calls overnight, besides my 8/16 140 mfst call.
The time decay and risk of getting fucked by aftermarket pussies and bad news seems too great to me.
Convince me to hold them so I can still have a day trade slot open for tomorrow/Monday.

>>15167165
Convert to a spread jackass

Holy shit how much higher is LMT going? I'm up 33%on my call

>>15160783
mutt

Up 12k lets hope it holds lads.

Current US folio
AMD
CDNS
SBUX
MELI
SNPS

>>15167250
whats teh value of your port?

>>15167263
Around 400k aud

SPY 279p 8/16 exp

Should I just yolo my last $500 on it?

picking up 10 more shares of MO today. near 7% dividend and cashflow still rolling in, plus Juul and Cronos looks like it will pay off long term

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>>15167313

>>15167313

>>15167313

>>15167300
i think im going to be afraid of the stock market if i work my way up to that amount, how much were you down monday?

idk how the housing market is in Australia, but my long-term plan is to own rental properties in the US. do you already have a house and/or rental properties?

>>15167363
I’m not sure if it was on Monday but I was down about 20k.

I don’t have any houses ATM, but the near future I will like to own 1 rental and a PPOR. Property market crashed recently here but I want to have more funds before doing anything.