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15150870 No.15150870 [Reply] [Original]

US boomers BTFO HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

MUH STOCKS

>> No.15151235

>>15150870
B-but warren buffet told me...

>> No.15151250

Its totally over this time

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>>15150870
This would be a buy signal
Options trading will always have the biggest chance to net you 10x more

>> No.15151477

>>15150870
Buy the dip. Volatility is how you make money in this boomer shit. Point your Robinhood app to SPXL and get the fuck in. Buy some right now. Wait until tomorrow. It bounced? Sell some. It dipped some more, buy some more. Wait till the next day. It dipped more after your sold some? Rebuy. It dipped more after dipping more? Buy even more. Hopefully this thing drops 75% at which point you mortgage your house and max out your credit cards. Bitcoin is not the only way to get rich in this world. Fucking zoomers.

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>>15151477
There's 2 lucky number dubs in a row and a green ID

Fucking checked for patrician options traders

Zoomers will never make it

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>>15151844
Ha there's the holy third trip
Anyways,if you weren't retarded from your mother drinking so heavily during pregnancy and getting fisted by Tyrone, indirectly damaging your softspot in the process causing you to only invest with emotion,which is gambling,you would also know that you can short stocks with puts if you think America will do bad,which it won't.