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Once upon a time in a village a man appeared who announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10. The villagers knew that the jungle held countless monkeys, easily caught. The man bought 2 thousand.

As the supply diminished, they become difficult to catch, and villagers returned to their farms. The man announced that he would pay $20. The villagers renewed their efforts and caught 1,000 more monkeys.

The supply quickly diminished, but before they returned to their farms the man increased his offer to $40 each. Monkeys became so rare that it was difficult to even see a monkey let alone catch it. But they caught 500.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $100! However, since he had to go to the city on some business his assistant would now buy for the man. The man departed.

Then the assistant told the villagers, “Look at all these monkeys the man has in that big cage. I will sell them to you at $50 each. When the man comes back you can sell the monkey’s back to him for $100.” The villagers queued up with all their saving to buy the monkeys. The assistant took their money. They never saw either the man or his assistant again.

They now owned 3,500 monkeys. They were paid $60,000 to catch them, and bought them back for $175,000.

>> No.15148218

>>15148204

Who the fuck cares? Buy Chainlink faggot

>> No.15148234

Good thing its not one guy who decides the prices in crypto then.

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>>15148204
The morale of this story is never trust a kike

>> No.15148270

>>15148204
Yeah, I get it, he's a two-faced faggot for dumping all his coins and wearing that shirt.

>> No.15148307

so sorry y'all have to buy my bags later when it's 2.2 * now's price.

>> No.15148316

I need a ticket to Urubamba immediately.