/biz/ - Business & Finance

Shilling stinky linkies on /biz/

>>15119369
> add - witz to end of surname
> collect profit

Make em 0.5 mg per blotter and be honest about your product. People will still buy at 10 dollers/yuros

testing kit btfo

>>15119369
It's okay as long as you boof your nBOMEs

or simply snort some Kratom beforehand

You'll never be able to sell all 10k

>>15119369
That is fucked up but like >>15119482
Said make the dose lower and be honest cause otherwise you'll actually kill people and psychedellics dont need that shit in the air it's already bad as it is.
Also >>15119623
Yeah you ain't selling that unless you selling to resellers for like 1 or 2 dollars a tab

>>15119792
You could pay the darknet long game to sell, but it carries risks. Namely the markets fucking you over like Wall st earlier in the year.

>>15119369
Person you sell to ODs and dies. 60 Minutes does story on The War On Drugs and all of the niggers (I.e. you) selling Fentanyl as heroin, nbome as LSD, and spice as weed. Cut to shot of you in handcuffs

>Anon here was arrested after the Goodson family’s son overdosed on the dangerous substance
>Anon was charged with first degree murder but managed to take a plea for voluntary manslaughter and will spend the next 25 years staring at walls and devising ways to spend his drug proceeds on commissary.

Nbome is a shit drug. Just sell fentanyl if you’re trying to make money. You’ll make $1M in less than a year with the right supplier.

Oh, also, this thread is now evidence against you btw. You are using a VPN and burner device, aren’t you?

(Protip, you’re not)

>>15119369
brainlet here

redpill me on 25i-NBOMe
I only take opiods from time to time for a mild euphoria.

>>15121121
don't fuck with that shit
i worked a juggalo festival a few years ago, a whole bunch of people went to the ER after doing nbome.
stick with MDMA, maybe 2c-b if you want to really get adventurous.

>>15121220
thx

>>15119369
Gonna let you boys in on a real SCHEME.
>Develop connections to rich folks who want to get richer (or be rich yourself)
>Find starving, semi-talented young artist with dreams of grandeur, but little in the way of morals
>Could even cut out the middle man and make your own art
>Through rich friends, borrow $10 million and drop it on a piece of art in extremely public way
>Art world now believes your chosen artist's work to be worth millions
>Art world spends millions on their art in attempt to stay "hip"
>Collect commission, or profit if you were smart and made the art yourself
>Enjoy being a prick to everyone because you're now a famous artist

>>15119369
Why arent you posting with your trip raskolnikov

>>15121309
surely this is how every single ¨famous¨ new hip and modern c00l so deep 4u trash artist actually gets their work sold

>>15121309
unironically this is how soundcloud rappers get famous
t. used to be in the music industry

Flaw 1) i don't have any friends let alone friends who would buy acid

Flaw 2) I cannot afford merchant fees on darknet markets

>>15121721
I make music and wanna be a industry plant
https://soundcloud.com/idkmel/lullabyforwanderingeyes
Msg me I wanna know more
Melgvrth@protonmail.com

>>15121803
Good acid sells itself
>currently sell acid

>>15121867
saved your email anon i'll check out the link later and give some advice

>>15119369
create catfishing tinder and/or snapchat premium and use fake pics to sell to desperate omegas
have a friend who does this and you would be surprised how many guys dont even think twice that it could be fake, and just pay the money

pros: free money with minimal effort
cons: really cringey pretending to be a girl who cares about a beta

>>15121867
>>15121896
Remember me anon when you're rich and famous
and include me in the screencap

>>15121946
Sell what exactly? Pls dont hurt me i am a noob on the internet

>>15121982
you post risque pics but non-nudes on the tinder, make a dumb thot profile
and then at the end something like "venmo me $5 and see what happens"

then you match with guys and offer to sell nude pics for money.
the pics youre "selling" them you just find on the internet, maybe you make them all the same girl
maybe just a girl who looks similar and pick ones that dont show face

>>15121889
>tfw
Literally dream girl material. Where can I cop some of your pic related anon?

>>15119369
Why not just sell legit LSD blotters at a margin like any respectable drug dealer? You don't kill people, maintain trust and customer satisfaction, and still make money. Play the long game anon, it always turns out better

you realize that nbomes have a sour taste and different high and can be instantly recognized by any non first time user right? Once word gets around after the first batch of sales your rep will be ruined permanently.

>>15121121
it can be really intense. its like acid and an adderal together. Lots of people get sent to the ER on it but I've done it like a dozen times and have had no problems. It drops your blood pressure quite a bit though.

>>15122245
>>15122258
25i is all you can find in my shithole city on shithole country. But being a burger and taking 25i instead of lsd is completely retarded

OP is a faggot scammer. Fuck NBOME i hope you accidentally spill your whole supply on your skin and have a hell trip for 24 hours before expiring.

>>15119369
If you sell Nbome please consider mailing some to your father with "only 1% think it's bitter, try it out" written on it

>>15121867
based starving artist. Good luck anon-kun

>>15119369
You are the scum of the earth.

>>15123092
>killing druggie degenerates
Sounds pretty based to me

>>15119369
Selling shit instead of lsd is fucking disgusting, I hope your kid will die for a similar case
You are not a man, you are a filthy cockroach

>>15123149
If there's any karmic justice in the world you and OP will get stabbed with a dirty needle and contact full blownsies.

>empty a pack of 10 cigs
>refill pack with moist tissue
>go into shop
>ask for 10 smokes, pocket them
>immediately say you changed your mind and want 20
>hand back the tampaxpack
>20 free cigs

>open a coffee shop next to a coffee shop
>order all of your customers' orders from there, then serve in a nicer cup and charge more
>save on staff costs
>become trillionaire with plenty of cigarettes

>>15123266
cringe junkie

>>15119451

>>15119369
that doesn't sound unethical at all, illegal maybe, but not unethical.

>>15119369

What a dick.

Getting hired to do an online job then paying a 3rd worlder to do the work for me via vpn. Is this illegal?

>>15123674
hey mongoloid, cigarette packs are sealed, you know?

>>15125274
razorblade and superglue. macguyverlette.

>>15125494
that's a lot of work just to get 1 pack of cigarettes my dude

>>15119369
stealing this

https://beta.forkdelta.app/#!/trade/0xb108c02a74e525ab0a59ccd3d208d2de4699a055-ETH

>not buying TRUE for 61% cheaper than other exchanges
>Doesn't know how to use real decentralized IDEXs
> Not shorting OKeX
No wonder you're poor..

>>15121309
>doesnt know that there isnt a single "good" artist left
>all paintings made after 2000 are just to launder money fast and anonymously

>>15125615
He def is a methhead.

>>15125649
Any guidance on learning how to spot good arbitrage opportunities? Any good tutorials / guides on this stuff you suggest?

>>15119369
>give a loan with interest
>give a loan to both warring sides

>>15121867
"Body Bag" may as well be the /biz/ national anthem

>>15125649
>>15125697
kek, never change.

Been a while since I've seen this, have grown to love it.

>>15125654
Keep believing that, anon. You're a real intellectual and art connoisseur.

>>15125729
based

>>15125649
dropped a hard eth thanks

>>15122015
Won't that get you banned

>>15119369
And thank me later

*Insert scammy imgur link here*

>>15125649
This is one of the first pages I open every single day just to remind myself there are mongoloids that actually fall for this and buy it. Instantly makes me feel better watching some absolute numbskull make a trade for half an ETH

>>15125697
This is also the bot/pajeet replying to itself

>>15126085
The people that buy it don't deserve to make it to be honest

>>15126085
not a scam boomer.

>>15125649
based