/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15121513
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>15121513
kek why are you boomers not jumping on the bitcoin ship? do you enjoy losing money?

going all in on crypto, trump and xi will crash the economy to zero

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>15121513
I feel nothing, for I have become one with the JUST.

>all these bulls getting crushed because they couldn't predict China using the same move they've used for decades

>>15121513
BUY YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
BUY
BUY
BUY
BUY

>>15121513
I HAVE NO PUTS I MUST SCREAM

>>15121556
>>15121513
>>15121522
>>15121549
Shut up bitchtits

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

cheapies edition. remember, when you get paid every week, dips just mean you get more for what you pay.

LPTX

AAAAHHHHHHH

FUCK YPU FAGS AND FUCK WALL STREET KIKES IM NEVER PUTTING MONEY IN THE STOCK MARKET AGAIN FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YPU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

UNCLE POWELL WHERE ARE YOU??!?!?

I'm really trying not to sell anything and hodl. I sold last time this happened and regretted it.

>>15121581
Do you actually think you're funny Pendy?

YES YES YES

here we goooooooooooooooooooooo

WHY IS GOLD CRASHING IT WAS SAFE HAVEN

>>15121585
dividends are a scam paid out to investors instead of re-investing profits

>>15121631
Where is God of Calls now ahaha

>>15121618
I think I am, and that's what matters

>>15121585
Fuck you dividick Bitch

>>15121637
>reinvesting profits automatically means the business will grow faster and better

you sound like the type of person who will just spend money if its in your pocket. dividends help prevent companies from making bad decisions with their capital. moreover, when interest rates are this cheap, its actually better for a company to borrow money as they can write of the debt while also giving shareholders money.

is this babby's first introduction to dividend investing?

>buys VIX puts

HE POSTED
https://www.hussmanfunds.com/comment/mc190805/

>>15121649
go cry on your daddy's dick if you can't understand that buying opportunities are abound

REMINDER THAT A CRASH IS THE BEST THING THAT COULD EVER HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOU ARE UNDER 50

REMINDER THAT CHINA WILL GET RAPED IN A TRADE WAR AND XI IS BANKING 100% ON TRUMP LOSING REELECTION OR ELSE HIS COUNTRY WILL BE FINANCIALLY RUINED

FUCK BOOMERS
HAIL TRUMP
GOD BLESS THE USA

>>15121513
I just lost 80k. Hoping itll go back it is just a dip right???

Bottom.

>>15121687
Dividends are not my friend and neither are you, cumbrained virgin loser

How long should I wait before buying? I want to buy as close to the bottom as possible and it looks like this might last a few weeks.

>>15121689
You are a god damned fucking retard if you can’t see that China is seriously going to wait out another 5 years. They have fucking nothing, they started with nothing and don’t mind losing it. We on the other hand have everything to lose because we are on the god damned top.

>>15121595
Yeah that kind of sucks, but it could just be a shakeout.

Then again, I said last week I'd be selling today so I don't have to play the "how'd the trial and quarter go?' game. Maybe everyone else thought the same thing.

>>15121617
Same, but I didn't sell in December. When did you sell?

>>15121618
We're the closest thing he has to friends... You already know he has social problems.

>>15121703
Already happened, cheapies over.

I should've bought more NRZ, but I really don't understand what's happening to the REITs.

>>15121699
It’s just a dip until Powell comes in and gives us a 50bip cut and another scut scheduled in December. Then trump will inevitably realize the stakes with the trade war and wipe out those gains. Snip snip motherfuckers.

>>15121657
businesses are buying back their shares through more debt because they know what happens when currency hyperinflates. Look up what happened to factories and goods producers during the Weimar Republic. It’s less about growth and more about ownership when shit hits the fan

>>15121703
feels good knowing the stock market will never ever drop lower. Thank you bought one hundred milliard.

Why didn't you believe?

>>15121732
And they will collapse

THE INTEREST RATES ARE TOO LOW DANALD

>>15121723
>years
oh honey I don’t think you understand just yet how long bear markets can last

Buy Bitcoins. It's all over!!!!

>>15121741
Back in like October I think? I don't know the past is a blur.

>>15121779
this isn't a bear market
it's just a big long crab
they changed the rules

>>15121741
Still hope on good results.

>>15121768
Not short of a god damned land invasion. Why? Because trump made it personal against China. You think they’ll blame their cult of personality god? Or do you think the propaganda machine isn’t going overtime blaming the big bad Americans for shitting on them?

I really think these protests in HK are going to be a catalyst for China buckling to Trump

Wonder how my portfolio is go-OHHHHH OH GOD!!! OH FUCK!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGG!!!!!!

>>15121825
>china
Dependent country
>united states
Independent country

Hmmm...

>>15121839
Reminder if you don't look at your portfolio you don't have any losses this is the true chad way

we need pink boomer wojacks for stock market crashes

>>15121555
That’s cute, your down $500

>>15121825
doesn't matter who or what they blame when their growth stops and their banks fall apart and there is no food on the table
HK protests either get put down or they could spread mainland

If you've never studied Chinese history you should
but you might not have to, you'll see it all play out in real time
some things about China never change

>>15121839
if you were all in on TUP you'd be fine :^)

>>15121850
Not going to lie i was on vasction once and saw i lost $600 and got it back and I never knew till later. Sometimes its best to not look especially on days like today. But if yoursmart you’ll move positions around to your biggest losses so when the rebound comes you even better off than before

I'm holding on to 5 dollars of in the green right now.

Hold on LPTX, please

>>15121637
>The people who own the company should never get a cut of the profits.

>>15121857
cant wait to buy when the HK markets crash

>>15121842
Neither is dependant on either. They could both stop trading wth each other right now and the world would still turn. Except the global economy would be taking a huge fucking shit. You’re getting into a scrap with a fucking bum. Who has more to lose in a fight? The nice looking lad in good clothes and smooth skin or a fucking haggard lad?

Just sold at a 5% loss on my BABA stock.

Now I can go on vacation next week and just fucking relax

>>15121555
Checked. At least you have Flipkart, anon.

>>15121865
>But if yoursmart you’ll move positions around to your biggest losses so when the rebound comes you even better off than before

I'm not buying anymore GE

>>15121895
That’s funny anon. I wonder why china has all those t-bills

>>15121857

Holy fuck dude. The occupy movements didn’t even spread to the mainland and the demands are the exact same. China is still 6.2% growth over 2.1% USA. Even with tariffs. Keep putting your head in the sand and say everything will be okay. It’s almost impossible to deny the fact that we are getting dragged into recession and I actually have money to lose.

>>15121907
You will enter FOMO-mode watching the market recover big-time and panic because you can't buy in

>>15121921
Because they need the forex reserves. With them buying less American goods guess what? They’ve drastically cut down on the purchases.

>>15121850
>mens curling
um wtf
we only watch womens curling around these parts

>>15121895
if we stopped trading with China right now their economy goes up in smoke
it would be a big problem for both sides, but in the US it would be "damn, now stuff costs more" and in China it would be "lots of people starving and huge infighting/political revolution"
If you think they'd be fine or pull through it it's just because you have no idea how their economy is structured. trade with the US is like half of it, you can't just rip out such a large portion of your economy and re-tool overnight.

>>15121928
>China is still 6.2% growth
you keep posting this and still no one takes you seriously

>>15121947
Keep thinking about it anon

Keep a close eye on weed stocks here. They're down from Friday but setting higher lows. Many look like they're in early stages of setting up for bullish reversal.

>>15121928
There is not one data point that looks like the US is in a recession, also the Chinese data is literally just made up nobody knows what is going on over there and never has

>Cramer standing 6 feet away from IPOing company
>Yeah there's a big Chinese company, very happy... what's interesting is, that'll be cut off too. People in the administration want that cut off now.
kekk love that raining on their parade

>>15121963
GANGWEEDGANGWEEDGANGWEED

BLOOD EVERYWHERE

BUY NOW

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>15121928
Last I checked China only considered 300 million people in their country "economically viable". They need lots of growth just to get their people out of poverty. US doesn't. Matter of fact US growth is unprecedented for a fully developed country.

>>15121513

>>15121850
>remember if you put your head in the sand you can’t get hurt
t. ostrich

>>15121986
4chan blood, I need to hear the entire world scream.

>>15121950
Don’t shoot the messenger, those are IMF numbers.

USA accounts for 20% of China’s exports, while exports account for 40% of their gdp. It’s a chunk but not big enough to make their economy ‘go up in smoke’. China is a nation of net savers, they are used to hard times. US is a nation of consumers and spenders, taking in debt to buy. A nominal shock in the price of goods or the lack of credit liquidity can have a serious effect on the economy.

>>15121969
Inverted yield curve. I think the 2-10 year bonds will flip within two weeks if the fed does not step in.

Discover Financial Services is literally the best buy in the market.

PEPSICO DOWN DOWN DOWN, BASICALLY FLAT FOR THE PAST 3 MONTHS?! Had a great quarter, damn.

>>15122039
I don't know man, I like MA and V, I own MA

>>15121917
Lol im in the negative by a lot with GE and REKR.

>>15122021
Not sure why you think 20% isn't a lot especially given the industrial capacity of China. Think of it this way. Imagine 20% of China out of work.

>>15121944
I fomo'd into a stock once. Im ashamed.

Also i keep buying stocks I should really stop and ease into it rather than all at once and getting screwed over.

>>15121995
That is the thing with poverty. They are already poor and don’t fucking have anything to lose. Meanwhile we do have money. Nice clothes, expensive cars, vacations to take. The loss for us is greater because we have more things we can lose. This is like picking a fight with a fucking bum, why the fuck would you do that? I’m have more shit then him to lose because I actually have a good life.

>>15121944
Fomo where? We are at year 10 in a bullmarket man. I can only see us going down from here.

>>15122041
BOBO & BOG RAMPAGE

SMNMEMINEM, SAVE US!!

I bought 170sh's of etsy.
Between the earnings over reaction and this China over reaction it is at a hell of a discount.

Buy REFR.

>>15121723
Sept 4th. Once the tarrifs are official

>>15122075
It’s 20% of 40% which is 8% of the total economy. 8 is large, but not unmanageable especially in a command economy where they can divert labour into infrastructure.

>he didn't buy puts @ 270

cmon guys, it's like you want to stay AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>15122062
Yeah but those are trading at multiples of like 30x. Discover has a P/E of 8.

Discover gets bashed because they are a bank first and a payment processor second. But their processing network is growing extremely fast and will continue to grow imo. A lot of loyalty for them among millennials due to them taking on younger customers without a credit history.

Just a fantastically managed company that's growing at a phenomenal rate. I don't understand why it's so cheap. I guess people are afraid of the laon aspect of the business, where V and MC just take a percent of the sale discover is on the hook for collecting the money as well.

>>15122120
seems a little inflated atm, shill me on it

>>15122139

Last monday's gain. Make your own decisions, but you would be a fool not to get in this. I was talking about it in 2s

>>15122152
yeah i remember you, been watching it ever since your mysterious-blurred post was revealed. why the sudden insane surge of buys a few days ago?

>>15122110
This. I keep buying stocks since im new to it and trying to stockpile some but man am I paranoid Im putting to much in and getting wrecked by buying near all time high.

Lmao at the idea that Drump can make the Chinese say uncle. We are talking about a country where the boomers can remember a time when cannibalism was an actual thing.

Speaking of stocks in the 2s. RIOT block chain is going to go up during this crash. Blockchain is the new gold and will be great during this whole currency war.

>>15122136
Is that P/E typical for the industry?
For example insurance stocks almost always have low P/E ratios.

>>15122183

No clue

Someone knows something

January was forever ago god

https://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=32065069

>>15122184
Same here, I'm thinking I'm gonna get burned soon.

>>15122213
>>15122184

I just sold everything but my IRA.

>tfw sitting on 100k cash. feels naughty.

>>15122041
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DIDN'T WE LISTEN
ROCK MARKET GO KABOOMBOOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5O6U2Gus_o

>>15121928
> China is still 6.2% growth
Look at Liaoning and decide whether you're still going to trust these official figures. Even their former PM have said openly that he would rather look at the electricity generation instead

>>15122239
Grug such a chad

I fucked up by not buying any shiny rocks.

Better get some more sips.

REEEEEEEE
NOW ME NEVER RETIRE!!!!

BGS
BGS
BGS
Someone get me some green wojaks!

Well the market is about 5% off all time highs so we are officially in correction territory. Its probably going to go back to business as usual now.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I took my profits for gold on this bounce. Hopefully it goes back down again so I can rebuy lower.
Shiney rocks may be a boomer tier meme but I won't be caught dead not holding any when the market REALLY crashes

>>15122209
I'm looking at a 09/20 12/20 $5 call calendar spread what say ye

>>15122312
BGS just feels so right
I almost gave up on it, but food is life

>>15122320
look at that cute little gap up there at ~2900

>>15122213
I even started attempting to day trade a stock I've been watching. Bought it Friday. Can't even sell it cause im in the negative now.

Well I did win this from last thread after trading my "nerd" gf.

Oh lol your the guy I traded with.

How many more points to drop until circruit breakers trigger?

Just farted at my standing desk at work, bros.

>>15122320
Keep going. I want some MSFT cheapies.

YUGE 3bar play setting up
BTC next target 19500 EOM
Checkem niggers

Don't mind me, just 100% BTC and enjoying the destruction in the stock market.

>>15122375
did anyone get hit with the fumes or did you get away clean?

Bought 1 share of NRZ at 14.90 because that's where my buy order has been sitting for months. I was too much of a pussy to add to it, and now I feel like a dummy.

>>15122348
Tomboy > Dumpy > Classrep > Everyone else

>>15122358
REMINDER: Do not count on circuit breakers to save you. They have failed in past crashed. Circuit breaker system did not stop the flash crash.

It's good that they're there, but don't let them make you think you're safe.

>>15122391
REEEEEE
FUCK ETHHHHHHH

This is so dumb, the markets are completely over reacting to these mass shootings.

>>15122358
like another 130 on SPX

>>15121895
>babby's first post about geopolitics

Anyone playing DIS earnings? I mean Tyson this morning proved you can have a nice beat and get a pop in this environment.

Why yes I do invest in the stock market how could you tell?

>>15122391
This is the time to buy, silly man. Thanks for the c-cheapies.

>>15121555
>mfw crypto
>mfw your entire portfolio worth is my weekly fluctuation
>mfw my portfolio isn't even worth much

MAKE TVIX GREAT AGAIN
TRUMP DELIVERED!!

;_;

Sup /biz/illionaires who else getting fucked

Don't listen to the other tripfags who shill garbage biotech stocks. Buy MERC. BUY MERC.

Hmmmm...
>inb4 criticism for ugly chart

What's everybody having for lunch? I'm thinking that after shit really starts to hit the fan I can start up a dog meat farm and sell food while still being able to feed my self.

why oh why did I have to sell my put last week for a measley 300% fuck me

>>15121542
might be a good idea, i remember crypto raised when stocks fell in december. i still dont trust crypto enough to go anywhere near "all-in", though

>>15122436
Use a tripcode so I can filter you

>>15122481
Are you talking about Merck?
Because that is exactly the type of stock you want to be in if we go into a recession, or if we don’t go into a recession.

No one is beating Keytruda, no one is stopping Ebola, and no one is going to put tariffs on these life savers.

>>15121637
kek what are stagnant business sectors with oligopolys

>>15122481
BOOMERS OUT

>>15122493
Will you have gluten free options.

And what about a beyond dog meat burger you should really consider alternative meats.

Who else only come to /biz/ when there's a big drop just to post seething wojacks / laugh at the red ones / smug bear posters?

>>15122502
it's tough to know when you'll get a big pullback like this

>>15121531
I went all in on silver and gold, and this crash did nothing to me

>set up bot that reads Trump tweets
>"china"
>buys TVIX
whats bad is I think someone has already done this shitty idea and is making more money than me

>>15122481
>merc
>wood pulp company
poor outlook
farewell paper
farewell boxes
hello plastic

>>15122516
>no one is stopping Ebola
I hope someone stops Ebola before it gets to me
fuck off I have enough problems we have to quarantine that shit

what do you call it when you fall from the moon?

>>15122559
I knew and I convinced myself to take profit anyways... I had til the end of august. I don't care it's my first ever options trade so I'm happy to take the profit.

>>15122562
that's pretty much what happens 80% of the daily volume is just bots im sure a vast majority are quant funds

I've been eating way more than usual today. Wonder if this market is getting to me

>>15122574
as with most things, you can stop ebola with bullets

>>15121513
i only lost about 2% this morning. but i sold a few things at a loss to buy more AMD

>>15122516
Absolutely not. I’m talking about the ticker MERC. Mercer International. Small cap divvy stock.

>>15122574
Merck has a vaccine that’s been very successful, JNJ has a secondary vaccine for use in addition to Merck’s, but it’s controversial because people thing it’ll just confuse people.

A lot of the Congolese people at risk think the health workers are scamming them. Because basically some politicians claim that they are.

>>15122583
That's a massive win don't think it is always that ez, good job man

options are pretty risky so just know what you are getting into

>>15121585
Thanks for the help fren,I took your advice w my own twist and now I'm getting a 3.5% div yield paid out almost every week. I like monthly divs mainly but weekly is patrician as fuck

You are a retard if your not investing in some dividends fren

>moved my portfolio to Crypto, crypto miners, gold, and grocery stores last week

>>15122393
Bet a coworker next to me heard it. It's all over, I'm gonna get reported to HR and fired.

IT
NO
STOP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>15121513
Fuck Trump, seriously

>>15122602
africans in general think that white man wants to genocide them, it's not just a congolese thing. Have you heard of just how hard it is to get these guys to use condoms so they don't spread HIV?
and so you really only have two options if you want to improve the african condition
1. leave them alone
2. actually genocide them

>>15121869
Update: I am now holding onto 2 dollars green.

Pls no

>>15122554
I come here to cope with my substantial (unrealized) losses whenever the market shits the bed.

>>15122662
Calm down faggot
This is an inevitable part of holding

>>15122628
>tfw 100% BTC AND opened spy puts Friday afternoon
Is this what it feels like to be based?

I’m back from the December crash, here we go again

fuck its over

>>15121585
which high div stocks got hit the hardest today? pretty much all my high div stocks are etfs and didnt get hit that hard, at least not enough to justify pulling more funds out of my bank account

>>15122605
Yeah I'm still working on it. I've been investing for a little while and am really gingerly getting into options. I still haven't figured out how best to dial in what dates to pick and which strikes are the best but I understand the basic strategies and how the deltas work. It's just another thing working with it all in action.

I'm only planning to play off oil and spy so it should be pretty easy to work with. We should have expected a statement from china after friday but I didn't realize it would be this much pain plus 300% is 300%

>>15122637
that sucks
this is a terrible time to be fired, and I think farts go on your permanent record
that's the risk of standing desks right there

>>15121585
417 for the basic plan, 645 for the premium edition.

There is zero reason you can't buy one of these this week

>>15122400
Nice choices

Dumpy > Career girl > Class rep

>>15122708
what the fuck deltas I mean greeks ugh

>>15122400
Nice choices

Mine are
Dumpy > Career girl > Class rep

Thought I already posted this

>>15121513
BOBO NO MAS

NO MAS, BOBO

AAYYY

>>15122662
i'm down 10k today lol

You winning dad?

>>15122705
https://www.tradingview.com/screener

screen for day and/or month and/or year performance and divvy yield

>>15121513
I cashed out of the markets about 16 months ago but still had 7$ in my account. Not doing to bad with it so far. The money I took out I put into my stacks of physical metals.

Shut up NERDS

>>15122569
>He bases his investment decisions on company summaries
Your portfolio must consist of only shitstocks in ‘promising’ industries. Do yourself a favor and buy MERC.

>>15121631
Bitcoin is better

>>15121771
Do your job and cut 150 basis points now.

>>15122783
Hey man, congrats

>>15122783
>the chad exponential

you need to decide what you're going to call your yacht, and soon

>>15121555
>He thinks losing 500 is being justed.

>>15122763
That's a lot. Im conflicted between buying or waiting as its to short of a time to tell if this is juat a small dip or the start if big dump.

>90% of the market dumps
>My largest div hold AQN going strong
I'm just gonna stretch my arms a little, aaaaaaaaaaah.. nice.

At least this Trump guy isn't making things boring

bought to short SPY inverse me

>>15122657
There are a lot of weird things like this from cultural differences.

I remember there being a problem with vasectomy in India, lots of men said they wanted them but wouldn’t get them. They found out it was because they don’t want to go to hospitals, and set up a clinic at a train station, tons of men went and got it done.

But it’s not crazy to fear outsider vaccines genociding you.

Have you ever heard the story of Napoleon Chagnon?

>>15122729
>>15122741
Bretty good, though I don’t want a gf who doesn’t care about me. Though... I did the breakup at graduation thing. Seemed insane to go to college with a long distance since I’m not the type to cheat. Still, career girl is bretty good.

>>15121686
Who? Can I get a QRD on this article?

>>15122774
Quake 3 was a good game

>>15121719
u upset fren?

its down 670 LOOK AT ALL THESE CHEAPIES!!!

>>15122705
if TXN, SBUX or MSFT fall any further, I'll be looking at those. Maybe CSCO as well.

anybody holding allakos? up 124% today

>VFF still green on a day like today

Love it. Why didn't I put all of my weedstock money in it instead of just 20%?

>>15122865
Ooooo I like Cisco

>>15122843
WHY WONT PEPSI OR MCD DROP MORE?!?!

Is it too late to short? Trump is too busy condoning racism and xenophobia to notice what he's doing to the markets.

>>15122839
Some boomer hedge fund guy makes monthly shitposts

>>15122815
yeah that's the hard part. i'm nibbling.

>>15122821
Market is 6% off ATH and people are crying

these are normal corrections that you need. Market can't go straight up

>>15122783
please don't invest a substantial amount of your money into PMs keep it single digit percentage of your net worth at most, this is coming from a silver bug. what are you putting it into anyways? I prefer ASEs and junk but mostly junk because it's really easy to sell

>>15122839
I like career girl cause she melts from just regular ol' touch. Massive turn on, she's so touch deprived that mere touch does that. Although I really like the unshakeable defender trait of dumpy and class rep, sticking by my side like that is also a massive turn on.

>>15121513
I am down nearly 15%. What is the best way to make this back quickly?

>>15122881
>economy crashes
>millions of people lose their jobs
>millions of people now stuck at home, depressed, self-loathing
>millions of new people eating their feelings away with pepsi and nuggies
>profits boom for pepsi, MCD, or any company targeting self-hating poors

This is not hard anon.

Dow is down over 700. The algos are kicking in. We are in for a ride.

>>15121631
What gold stocks are you even in? They're all up today.

Those shitcoins ain't looking too bad huh smg...

>>15122924
DOMSCUMM

>>15122926
I eat McNuggies even when the economy is doing good and I have a job...

Has any S&P 500 price level ever been crossed more times than 2775 in the history of the index?

>>15122924
Literally hodl it until tomorrow.

>>15122865
how strong do we think hipster coffee really is?
sure, it's impressive
but is it a long fad, and will people be able to afford it?

>>15122898
>everything's fine

>>15122898
> these are normal corrections
Right on the money
trade and invest accordingly
manage your risk
don't blow your life savings gambling on the market.
Ignore 99.9% of what you read on SMG

what the fuck was that!

>>15123001
Good thing my pull-out game is on-cue

USO puts gonna pay big fampai

>>15122941
GDX baby

>>15122487
>phone poster

>>15122976
show the 5 year chart bud

Is this the big one lads?

incoming live meow jump!

POST YOUR CRASH MUSIC

>>15122973
coffee is addictive as crack. SBUX is the white poeple's crack. its been on such a big run that if I double my position in it, it'll still be a ways before I'm down.

WHERE IS THE BOTTOM!!!!!

>>15123050
this is probably the washout, i'd be very surprised if s&p goes below 2800

>>15122782
i think ill go in on a few hundred of CNXM

THE END IS NIGH

>>15123073
im hoping for a flash crash and my bids to get hit tbqh

>>15121732
Both China and the USA are fucked.

>>15123084
yeah, with algos and limited liquidity you might get something like that

>no recession in over a decade so people get complacent and ignore every warning sign like slowing manufacturing output and an inverting yield curve
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH

Why aren't you buying $NVFY? $1 of cash for each 25¢ you put in.

>>15122898
Corrections are okay if they are spread over a moderate period to reduce volatility. This is a 737Max tier correction which is scaring the piss out of everyone.

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>>15121513
Looking forward to the two biggest threats to the world, USA and China to collapse.

Seems like part of the reason why HSBC have to change their CEO was because of China and Huawei
Chinese government was angry that HSBC reported Huawei's dealing with Iran to American government, HSBC tried to told Huawei they're demanded by American government to do so, but Chinese government refuse to accept the explanation and as such HSBC's business in China have hit roadblocks

>somewhere a boomer is freaking out that his retirement money just vanished

Went short at open today hoping to profit from the crash. Would have bought some tvix but it just seemed too high and now I’m regretting it. Now I just gotta figure out if I have the balls to hold this to try and double dip or take my profits and run

>>15123115
that's how you get bottoms man, weakness gets purged

>>15123136
We're going to close at the low and then gap down tomorrow. Screen cap this.

>>15121732
The Chinese government don't want to lose China, aka the land and the people they're governing

>>15123071
Short term or long term?

>>15123154

>>15122554
Yeah, I’m thinking you’re based

Peter Schiff was right, so I have nothing to fear. Any last words bulls?

Gonna buy some cheapies and go for the dead cat bounce

>>15123060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FywSzjRq0e4

>>15122657
2 happens if you succesfully accomplish 1.

>>15122704
Gonna need sauce buddy

>>15123185
It's not genocide if they do it to themselves.

>>15121689
lol at this delusion, dumbass forgot Trump is a real estate developer, not an industrialist. And you never trust a real estate developer until he's finished the job, and even then, you send inspectors.

Trump can't deliver and he never could. You bought the oldest trick in the book, you dunce.

>>15123154
nigger fuck off stop attentionfagging

>>15121621
lmao. is this a hisoka wojak?

>>15123168
I think I just sold the bottom...

>>15121513
Who didn't see this coming? The stock market is clearly a massive bubble.

guys I took 10 mg of Hydrocodone, is that too much?

>>15123231
Millennials too young to remember a pre-2007 market

>>15122795
What's that?

>>15121513
>buy FANG at $98.00
>gonna hit $135.00 again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>15123207
Sometimes I wonder if Trump was put in power on purpose to take the blame for the bubble Obama created.

>>15123154
ok retard

>>15123232
does it feel good?
how much do you weigh?

>>15123232
If you don't puke you are fine

Stocks and gold freefalling while BTC pumpiing for 9 days straight.

Boomers eternally BTFO. Peter Shit can suck my ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-GsZij7aGo

>>15123199
Potato potato

>been sitting on my money the past few days

>>15123231
>massive bubble

sure its a bubble, but its a small one, not massive. as soon as the p/e drops below 15 its time to pump as much extra income into the market as possible.

>>15123280
210

>>15123281
You sure?

>>15123232
What dose did your doctor recommend?

>>15123304
5mg I just had my gallbladder out but the pain got pretty bad so I felt like I needed to take more.

>>15123232
o_o no
hydro not really get too dangerous until around 100mg

me step away from painkillers on days like this or might accidentally killer self X_X

>>15123303
then 10mg is nothing, you need to take more if you're a big boy

>>15122922
I like defender, but it's not exactly sexy... I think you just want the career girl for the anal.

>>15122950
>cute
>fantasy sluts who do everything they can to look like hoores.
>Japanese redheads -> dye hair flashy colors for more attention

>I eat McNuggies even when the economy is doing good and I have a job...
Exactly... that's why we may never see MCD below 200 ever again.

>>15123232
Too Much for what?

>>15123181
>>15123174
These go really well together kekkies

>>15122926
But those are the stonks I want most!
How low can pepsi go, are they heavily exposed to China or something? I know they invested/bought a china snack company, but it sounds like its a company for the chinese, so shouldn;t be exposed to tariffs?

>>15123060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVekJTmtwqM

>>15123325
http://www.med.umich.edu/1libr/Surgery/MPOPeducation-ManagingPainWithoutOpioids.pdf

why is China manipulating its currency bad for the US?

>high taxes on Chinese goods = Chinese goods are expensive in the US
>trade slows down because "muh US consumers are paying higher prices for Chinese goods"
>China devalues its currency
>Chinese goods are cheaper in the US even though there's high tariffs

doesnt this mean free taxes?

>>15123335
okay, i have no real experience with drugs, I was worried I might have fucked up.

>>15123112
>deficient

>>15123325
>gallbladder removed
Jeez did you try fasting first?

>>15121850
Shoot, I need to take some money out. time to check my accou-
>All companies went bankrupt. $0 in account
“Oh, guess I’d better tell my wife and kids we-“
>note left from wife, I’ve taken the kids.
“Oh right, I lost them due to neglect. Guess I’ll just go back to be-”
>”Sorry Mr. Anon, outside time lasts another 2 hours. Here are your hourly meds.”
“Oh right I was committed. Oh well.”

>>15123261
I was in college when shit hit the fan 08/09. I remember walking in to the business building and seeing the red on the tickers every day, all the talking heads flipping shit. I started tracking indices and stocks in Google Sheets. If only I'd had some money back then.

>>15123284
this, based zoomer

Can this shit fucking crash already, I wanna but my zoomie coins into cheap boomer stocks already jesus fucking christ. Not selling until dow is below 10k though, hurry the fuck up you inconsiderate smelly old people and fucking capitulate already

>>15123360
gallbladder doesnt come out for weight loss senpai.

It was a 4 month long ordeal with side pain but no stones. We couldn't really pin down what was going on . Hell we still arent sure if this will actually help my pain in the end but I hope it does.

>>15123284
FUCKING ETH REEEEEEEEE

Thanks robinhood for JUSTing me with shitcoins BSV and ETH, and making up for it with BTC gains...

>>15123357
if you don't know what you're doing, just google "Hydrocodone dosage" and start with the max recommended number that you see
if that feels alright, then stay at that dosage or increase
your doctor gets paid the same even if they prescribe you less so they tend to be pretty stingy because they're hateful people

also lose weight and you'll fell better all the time you fat

>>15123344
I feel like you're implying something rude about characters in a manga

>>15123382
I wasn't talking about weightloss, but nvm.
hope it works but get well soon~

imagine being on this board and you buy fucking STONKS. how many times have you guys topped now? quadriple? quintuple times?

look at this bulltrap setting up

>>15123348
>>15123060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>15123356
But then americans can’t make money cause other americans buy cheap chinese garbage and not american stuff

>>15123404
i know faggot.

This was part of that process, I was trying to run but I could only make it a mile into a workout before my gallbladder hurt so bad that I couldnt finish the run.

>>15123412
ty anon

meme lines confirm bottom

>>15123231
Who here has been seeing this coming every month for the past five years? The stock market is clearly a massive bubble

>>15123374
Back then I remember my dad being stressed out beyond belief about getting laid off from his long time IT gig. There were waves after waves of layoffs but he made it through. I'm the financial services now and can see being terminated in a second if shit really hits the fan again.

>>15123374
Student loans you moron

I wonder if that guy who was shilling GLYC last year sold already or what.

Anyone remember him?

Oh yea I‘m feelin‘ it now Mr. Krabs.

>>15123479
Lol filtered

>>15122918
I spread my money between 50%silver, 3%gold, 30%ammo/guns, 17% prepper supplies.

>新华社北京8月5日电 记者从国家发展改革委、商务部相关方面获悉,由于日前美方宣称拟对3000亿美元中国输美商品加征10%关税,严重违背中美两国元首大阪会晤共识,国务院关税税则委员会对8月3日后新成交的美国农产品采购暂不排除进口加征关税,中国相关企业已暂停采购美国农产品。中方有关部门表示,中国市场容量大,进口美国优质农产品前景光明,但希望美方认真落实中美两国元首大阪会晤达成的共识,言而有信,落实承诺,为两国农业领域合作创造必要条件。
Chinese enterprise have halted buying American agricultural products because of the proposed tariff violated understanding that was being made at Osaka according to official Chinese media from an hour ago

>>15123479
Lou Dobbs, my boy!
Did you go all in on equities with no cash positions?

>>15123284
>gold
>free falling

>>15123502
I have seen my port perform things nobody should ever see.

Tyson pulling back... seems like China is a big factor here

>>15123499
Any word on pork, chicken, and beef?

here we go again

new O_O

>>15123552

>>15123552

>>15123552

>>15123552

>>15123538
>Any word on pork, chicken, and beef?
Nothing specific on those

>>15123274
No, people are just that stupid. Why do you think scams are so successful?

>>15123498
Also me. I bought a lot of ASE and then a lot of random gove mints and 30% is probably in random mints like OPM or Prospector. I also have a substantial amount of junk silver at this point. I've been studying economics for 11 years now and I just don't see anyway put of a complete collapse eventually. I am betting that roughly 85%of the current population will die off when it really happens.

>>15123538
LEAN HOGS ARE UP, BUY IN WHILE YOU STILL CAN

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/HOGS.MI/

>>15122591
Thanks for leading me into financial failure

>>15123590
I don't have a commodity trading account, but LH is down today.

Are you saying buy Tyson?

>>15123619
idk, i just like saying lean hogs. lean hogs.

>>15123435
A classic, fine choice sir

>>15123060
>>15123348
>>15123435
works especially well if you bought a bunch of calls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgTZAYgHuGg

>>15123479
Lol, still nothing. Post something when you're -8k total, otherwise, shut the fuck up.

This is not looking good.

>>15123557

>>15123557
>>15123557

>>15123071

>>15123465
A broken clock is right once every five years.