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15102955 No.15102955 [Reply] [Original]

Speaking of good investments, why haven't you invested in a clean anus? You can get one of these for 10 LINK.

I mean, you don't think you can clean yourself with wadded up paper and think you're going to make it, right?

>> No.15102966

Seems like it would just spray your ass-cheeks and make a nasty mess more often than not

>> No.15102975

Already have 2, friend.

>> No.15102977

>>15102966
Incorrect. It shoots the water straight at your hole and cleans it so completely you could eat off of it.

>> No.15102981

>>15102955
Is the water pressure in these things strong enough to get into your anus? I don't see the point of investing in a bidet when a disposable water bottle, that I have anyway and would just be trash otherwise, works much better at cleaning my sphincter and colon.

>> No.15102986

>>15102955
>why do my balls stink

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>>15102955

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>>15102955
.

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>>15102955
,

>> No.15103108

>>15102977
How does it not fling shit everywhere?

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>>15102955
Baby wipes and leave them straight in the office bin next to the water cooler. Problem wagies?

>> No.15103221

>>15103108
it just doesn't. I have one and it works fine for a noticeably better clean that is always consistent no matter what you ate. Combine with toilet paper.

>> No.15103533

>>15102955
got one of these about a year ago (a little fancier with a hot water nozzle)
best investment of my life

>>15102981
you can properly clean out your insides with those, they got plenty of pressure

>> No.15103562

>>15102955
Washlets are based. It’s barbaric people still only use paper.

>> No.15103674

>not timing his once daily morning shit immediately before getting in the shower
not gonna make it