/biz/ - Business & Finance

ya, no shit, find yourself first then go for money.

>>15091607
Doesn't look like there's much else to do in this shitty pic.

>>15091607
>facebook meme made him think
hello npc

Damn nigga that's deep

>>15091727
One final sex trip to Thailand, no condoms, and an exit bag.

>>15091607
Powerful

>>15091607
do some soul searching monk hippie bullshit while your investments make you rich
win win

>>15091607
I know a lot of cartoons are shit/memes, but this one is actually true.
You have no idea how many people end up on their death bed and think "So that was my life... man that went-by so fast"

>>15091749
>You have no idea how many people end up on their death bed and think "So that was my life... man that went-by so fast"
I'm in my late 30s and I think that

>>15091607
I'm from a poor background and all my relatives ever did was chase money. The next paycheck, that is. Why? So they could pay the bills and buy groceries. That's what they did their entire lives. So... I could do that or I could devote all my time to crypto so I won't have to.

That comic is extremely shallow and doesn't say much of anything. You can either be the old man holding a whole bunch of money or an old man holding nothing.

This is deeo i have never heard about someone on their deathbed saying:

Damn i wish i worked more and made more money

>>15091773
and yet here we are, chasing money instead of life. You know that pic is bs, because without money there is no way to chase life.

Bitch that’s why I bought chainlink, you think I want to work to stay alive? Fuck no but I have no other choice

What are you 12?
You must be 12 because that's when most people realize this. Or you are an autist which means you will always chase your own tail

>>15091607
damn...

>>15091821
Maybe the real life was the chase we made along the way?

you kids have to high expectations
the media sold you an idea of how life is supposed to be

you can be happy that you're alive right now.

for 99.999% of the bio-mass on this planet life is an horrible experience. be content that its not worse

the less entitlement, expectations or idiotic visions the more easy you will have peace

>>15091842
fucking kek

>>15091736

This is deep

only if you're reddit. he's actually passing it onto his children and grandchildren before falling off

>>15091807
remind us how you're gonna eat and sleep without mommy unless you chase money?

>implying this picture isn't based

Yeah keep collecting your federal reserve notes goyim, bitcoins going to 0 eoy dont worrryyyy about it

>>15091858
>look at this guy chasing money
>let's ignore the fact that food, rent/mortgage payments, electricity, water, gas, clothing, appliances, etc etc all cost money and pretend like he has a choice

I was watching Comedians in cars getting coffee. A show about Jerry Seinfeld (a Jew, if you don't know) riding around in cars with his friends. In one of the episodes, he makes a joke about homeless people. "You ever see homeless people talking? One of those homeless guys is giving the other one advice". That's the entire joke, by the way. That's what poor people are to the Jews. Just a joke. They find gross inequality to be amusing. I wouldn't be surprised if a Jew drew that comic.

>>15091607
damn thanks op. Just quit my job and bought 100k linkies

>>15091607
What the fuck else are you going to do? Not all of us can become artists who live off our passions

>>15091923
>"You ever see homeless people talking? One of those homeless guys is giving the other one advice".
this is funny as fuck and if you don't think so, you probably deserve to be in the situation you are in

>>15091967
>deserve to be in the situation you are in
unless you're in finance, then you should get a trillion dollar bailout.

>>15091807
Money is only good if you "make it" and don't have to work anymore, otherwise it doesn't change anything. You'll be driving a Porsche instead of a Civic, and go to a 5-star Bahamas beach resort for vacation instead of cheap hotel in Myrtle Beach SC

>>15091923
if you're poor and you live in america in 2019, you're a fucking idiot who deserves to be poor

Time is money

>>15091980
>Money is only good if you "make it"

>>15091842
10/10 post, would randomly scroll down and read again.

>>15091855
All that riches just to look like a total homo

>>15092000
Checked, totally based schizo

>>15092000
dont get this part, someone please explain. Seem random

>>15091855
>Cazes, from Trois-Rivières, Que., was arrested July 5 in Thailand
>Cazes's assets seized by the U.S. government included $6.6 million Cdn in bitcoin, $2.4 million in Etherium, $622,000 in Monero, and $980,512 in Zcash

Jesus Christ BTC was still at 3k in july 2017

>>15092091
nvm i got it

>>15092095
>$622,000 in Monero
So much for "an unknown amount". Everyone keeps repeating the unknown amount of monero meme but the authorities just hadn't downloaded the monero blockchain yet so weren't able to see how much was in the wallet. What a joke.

>>15091845
Shut the fuck up boomer you sold your kids down the river so you could have more Mexicans in the country. We are going to be rich off of "fake internet money" and we aren't going to work the shit jobs you think we should compete with Mexicans for ever again.

>>15092130
Kys

>>15092125
Well he was arrested while his laptop was on, logged in as admin on alphabay. He's a beta so he probably gave em access to everything

>>15092499
Dilate

>>15091808
My uncle did. In his last few days he was bitter that he was going to die early before he broke 100m

>>15091607
Thanks just bought 100k

>>15091742
this desu, you become wealthy in ways that people sense and possess the wealth to match it
A life well spent is a life prepared for death

>>15093423
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>>15092125
>>15092095
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>>15091607
That's not really how it works for most of the normies kek.

>>15091607
just want financial freedom and dont spend my best years in life wagecucking for some faggot nigger boss who is getting rich off of me.

>>15091607
Grass field with nothing but money....
The fuck is he suppose to do but chase useless obscenities in a world like his?

>>15091607
Except if you buy PNK and stake until 2020 you'll have youth AND money. Don't blow it.

>>15091607
What if chasing after money is a genuine hobby?

>>15091980
There has been studieds about the concept. At 70k USD per year you will have the maximal potential to be happy. More money than that won't increase your happiness. The thing is most people won't ever be able to achieve that. Most people don't really have a choice but to chase money. Most people with high incomes enjoy their work, otherwise why would they do it?

>>15091980
Money is way too relevant if you live in US, any serious sickness affecting you or a close family member can ruin your family if you don't have enough money. You're not really free in America if you don't have money

>>15091607
It is about the journey, not the finish line. It is about hardship and loving hardship, not about pleasure.

>>15091607
meh took 10 months of and did fuck all, no work, not study just bummed around I loved it. (also have crypto so $$$ not issue)

>>15093407
my grandfather said to some people making a noise outside

"will you lot shut up out there I'm trying to die in here"

and he died.

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>>15093818
America has the most hilarious medical system in the world, it's literally the biggest scam in existence.

>>15091607
Look how happy he is

>>15093967
Test

>>15093929
KEK

>no matter how much money you get you will never restore your hairline

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>>15091607
If he didnt catch some dollars the entire cartoon would be about him sucking dicks in an alley instead

>>15094093
See Musk

>>15091607
It doesn't matter what I spend my life doing. because I will never die. This world all exists inside my head, I do not know if I am the only real person here. It is possible there are many others who are like me, but this world is filled with NPCs.

I have never suffered any broken bones, and I have had my fair share of near-death experiences, yet fate has always been on my side and I came out alive in fine. I can only assume that within my lifespan that anti-aging development will become mainstream and I will live on forever, or at the very least I will live out my life to it's fullest. If I die, who knows what will happen to this world?

>>15091980
Can someone edit this?
Thought bubbles, clockwise starting at top left:
1.(stays the same)
2.Huge dick
3.Sexy kids
4.Drugs

>>15091607

>>15094391
Cringe

>>15091821
>and yet here we are, chasing money instead of life
7 hours later I'm still here, chasing memes instead of life

>>15091749
Hi!

So when you hit 20 you have a lot of these ideas and then you try to change yourself.

Then you hit 30 and realize that the only thing you were doing in your 20s was trying to change yourself.

If you're an idiot, you continue trying to change yourself till you're dead.

>>15094732
7hrs chasing gain, but losing instead. What do?

>>15091807
Well at least they had something to do so they don't wonder about existential bullshit and sitting on your ass shitposting all day.

>>15093450
I imagine aliens coming to earth and this being first contact.

>>15095026
Just enjoy your time here and the memes. Thats what I do. I'm not even here to make money. The memes are my life.

>>15093739

>tfw I make 70K USD per year

Y-you mean this is as good as it gets?

yeah work 40hr+/week, more than cavemen did, putting your money buying stocks that the generationally wealthy sell to fund their extravagant lifestyle. when you finally retire a few years before you die you'll be given just enough after inflation to live good enough to keep encouraging the next generation of workers to keep grinding on.

>>15095049
>Zorg, fire the..
>Already firing the planet destroying death ray.
>Thank fuck for that.

>>15094093
Just become the chad bald guy.
Oh wait.

>>15095218
>when you finally retire a few years before you die you'll be given just enough after inflation to live good enough to keep encouraging the next generation of workers to keep grinding on.

Remember to donate your inheritance to a charity. Leaving your kids to make their own money is the right thing to do.

>>15095174
I got a raise to 81k and it felt pretty good but after that it capped. My raise to 88k I didnt even care

>>15093929
this, kek

>>15092125
Point is they had to use the private key to find out how much monero while they just looked at the public blockchain for the rest.

>>15091607
The picture is trying to trick you. At the end of you're life you pass the torch to your children who in turn will pass it to their children and so on. Don't get zogged into being childless and penniless.

>>15093739
I make significantly more than 75k a year and hate my job, AMA.

>>15091735
Lmao

>>15091607
there are about 10 missing panels where the man uses the fruit of his labor to have an amazing and fulfilling life

the final panel is actually his children enjoying generational wealth and continuing their father's legacy with a massive advantage over their peer group

>>15095380
I make north of 75 and fucking hate my job. I wish I was loaded so I can live my life and not waste my years listening to shity people.

People who win lottery and lose all their funds are fools.

>>15091980
If you are not financially secured why would you ever have kids in the first place ? Probably the dumbest thing you can ever do. Sad part is that people are like this. You make your life more miserable and on top of that make your kid's life a living hell sometimes.

>>15092000
if time is money then go and buy some time

>>15091749
The shortness of life - Seneca

>>15094318
maybe you are just a script for a npc in my reality and when you die, you wake up in the equivalent of the windows recycle bin of my meta reality

>>15094318
Holdings?

>>15095433
People who devote their time to jobs they hate are fools.

>>15095694
No, they are paying Bill's, not everyone can do what they dream of. Ex. Movie stars, athletes, youtube stars lol.

People have to work jobs they hate to pay for shit like housing and food.

Jesus, live in the real world, and yes crypto will not rescue EVERY basement dweller, only the lucky few

>>15095694
i actually like my job i just hate work if that makes any sense. i hate that i have to do anything. that i have duties i can't just say fuck it whenever i like it. i do enjoy coding tho and solving problems troubleshooting figuring out shit designing architecture and stuff.

>>15095450
>would you ever have kids in the first place ?
Because niggers a and Mexicans lol

>>15091607
>three panel comic displaying the same thing every second of your life has already shown you
>"made me really think"

>>15093450
based chad

>>15091842
Nice one

>>15094159
Delete this

>>15095956
Haha i love when pathetic dogs die

>>15091742
i've been doing this since 2014...next alt season, i'll be set for life

>>15092000
>trips of truth
time is the only true asset. spend it how you want

>>15091607
>Get $3,000 a month in dividends.
>Quit job and reinvest what you don’t need or save.

50% of Americans don’t own any stock. They’re fucking stupid. Invest and you’ll be fine. Keep investing.

>>15091742
Hold link in cold wallet and go meditate. Come back in 5 years and realize you have been millionaire while you were seeking wisdom.

>>15093450

live the dream like a boss

>>15094159
Fuck OFF YOU FUCKING MONKEY RAPER

itt: biz becoming reddit

>>15095114
based as fuck

>>15091842
Or maybe the real chase was the way we made the life all along

>>15091607

>>15096137
Yup. Great job anon. I'm at 1k per month in dividends and working my way to 4k.

Crypto people are missing out on common sense investing and dividend income

Money can not buy you happiness and inner peace.

But money can be used as a leverage to buy your more time off other peoples efforts so that you are free to choose how to spend that time.

In other words, money gives you more freedom. And freedom is the essential aspect of being happy.

Hence
money != happiness
But
money ~ happiness

Hence proved LHS = RHS

imagine being a nolinker

>>15095824
right here with you bro

Yeah I've spent the last 30 years finding myself and being poor. Once you fear not death it's time to make it.

>>15091607
>life - get money
>life - get money
>get brappers

>>15091607
>saving for retirement is a bad thing

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>>15095981
What's your top 4 holds fren?

>>15094159
wtf i came here to ponder deep philosophical ideas about life, not to ponder deep philosophical ideas about life.

>>15092091
>>15092100

>>15095813
Bullshit. I have a job I hate but I'm sticking it out only because it gives me time to come here and read up on crypto and I make chump change. I have friends who have crappy jobs and high paying jobs but dislike their careers but don't put any effort into bettering their lives and achieving financial freedom. They use the same excuses, "anon, you live with your parents, I have a kid/bills/etc etc". But you seriously can't take an hour to read up on tech? You seriously can't take the same $10 you would spend on booze to test out in buying a stinky linky at 30 cents? THIRTY (30) FUCKING CENTS IS TOO MUCH FOR YOU?

I feel nothing but contempt for people who complain about others having more money for them. They don't fucking try and will make every excuse to justify why and refuse to acknowledge what they do have and will never acknowledge the glaring sacrifices others make to get what they have. I'm a blasted basement dweller who gave up a chance to be in a relationship (cold feet) and had to move back home with my parents and killed my future in that tech world since I disliked the career I had a chance to go due to a shitty boss; in contrast to my friends who decide to be in relationships, have kids that come with the stereotypical baby daddy issues, or are moving into their own apartments.

I'm venting yes, but the point I'm making is that you to have to try if you want to better your life. You can't keep making excuses for yourself. No one is going to save you. It's your own mindset that saves you and propels you to where you want to be. Now I understand why Jack Ma said what he said about if you're 35 and not rich, it's your own fault. It's cold hearted and poorly worded, but people have more power than they realize. They just need to reach out, seek knowledge, and TRY.

>>15092000
Women are evil.

If you date a woman it will cost you time and money

Time is money.

Therefore women = money x money

Money is the root of all evil.

Substituting gives us women = evil

>>15098140
Crypto will not save you, inflating the second bubble will not save you.

If you are a die hard HODL r..you will be fucked.

The smart money got out.

>>15091607
Look at how happy he is while chasing the money.

>>15092095
Good old Alpha Bay. Those were the days (although agorahooawayyfoe.onion was and always will be the GOAT).

Man, what a dipshit having all that money and being such a stupid fucktard about it. He was in Thailand living in mansions driving lambos and shit, not under the radar at all for someone attracting the attention of multiple government agencies.

>>15098193
Dude, the DLT industry is only going to grow from here. It's the future. Smart money got out, but people who believe in the vision are staying to the end.

>>15098184
You have to go back

>>15098354
Nope, it's all pump and dump.

Keep buying and hodl .

Check back with me in 5-10 years.

I'm a working class guy that invests in real things, and am about 7 years away from financial independence with great business investments


What your doing, thousands of other basement dwellers are doing. They are pumping the coins up and getting a wealth effect. At the end, the volume drops and it will be a reverse auction. Lowest bidder of btc and the floor is zero lol

>>15098355
Why no gold, kind stranger?

>>15091736
I saw so many old white retired guys with trannies in Thai land that it's not even funny.
Why is this?

>>15099168
Military bases there turned the country into one massive brothel for boomers

>>15095265
this is why poor families will always be poor while families in the rich boys club will be rich forever
rich families always look out for each other and keep their families on the path to increasing wealth
poor people piss away their money as soon as they get theirs and then they have the gall to complain about the jews and the government keeping them down
no motherfucker, you are keeping yourselves down

>>15091980
>the rich guy can't have kids

>>15094342
>3.Sexy kids

>>15093929
based

>>15091607
Powerful. Moving. Inspiring. Really made me think.

>>15095965
Time to kill yourself

>>15095450
This

Shame on parents nowadays for not using condoms because they are stupid fucks and being born in a world that will soon look like Doom

>>15102703
doom and gloomy, not my fault it is the world fault. Lets go to a garlic festival.

>>15093929
I don't get it...so he is getting richer and richer just by holding link?

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>>15091607
op


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>>15100000
>>15100000

Christ and His Church are the answer to this.

>>15091736
What's with incels and Thailand? The women there have absolutely no curves and the hygiene is probably awful.

>>15091607
I'm ok with this, means I could leave something for my kids.

>>15095824
same desu i wanna sleep

>>15091855

seriously what's going on in this pic. the guy obviously has money but he's such a herb. and we can all see it. like just dress better bro, stand more confidently, but he can't even do that. what a fucking loser.

>>15091607
thanks for the 1k upvotes bro

>>15103342
It’s just cheap fuck meat

I prefer good steak- but I’ll happily take that $10 and buy 10 meals worth of blade steak

>>15105369
*and there’s high supply

>>15105378
*and there's no niggers

>>15091749
But that would be true no matter what

>>15104503
nobody cares you fucking faggot go back to plebbit

>>15093739

Is it net or gross? If net in a midwestern cost of life city I can believe that.

>>15106444
Kys