/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15069710
This. Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth. Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons. Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story. The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes. In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team

>>15069713
kek

>>15069710
YEAH DUDE INSERT A LINK LOGO, SURELY THE PRICE WILL GO UP ON THE DOWNSIDE OF A MISERABLE BOTCHED GOOGLE BLOG LMFAOOOO

EAT SHIT NEET FAGGOT YOUR BAGS ARE WORTHLESS AND NO ONE IS PAYING YOU TO DO THIS SHIT, I ACTUALLY GET PAID FROM VARIOUS CLIENTS TO WORK, THAT WORK IS DONE FROM MY LAPPY, IM GETTING PAID RIGHT NOW TO SHIT ON ALL LINKIES RIGHT NOW AND IT FEELS REALLY FUCKING GOOD LMAOOOOOOO

>>15069710
This better be at least 5 layers of irony deep, otherwise cringe as fuck

>>15069710
YOU ARE A MANIAC!!!

>>15069730
>he works for money instead of his money working for him
Lmao what a cuck

>>15069710
1000$ EOY

>>15070435
Low lwvel fud

lol lmao

imagine getting investment advices from far right ethno nationalist far-east asian organ black market BBS

really, only maniacs are lurking this board. we are super lucky to have each other here.

Banana crate

>>15069713
This.That's fucking funny because I also I had a similar experience with this asshole. I saw Sergey at a McDonald’s restaurant in San Francisco yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Cyka blyat, pisjezs?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my lunch, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like eleven big macs and two milkshakes in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter although he managed to unnoticeably stuff few big macs in his pants.

When she scanned one of the big macs and told the total sum, he stopped her and angrily told her to agree on a smart insurance contract, in case the hamburgers messes up Sergey’s belly. He said he had a few sensors up in his belly, which were giving highly reliable real-time data of his stomach’s condition and bringing that information reliably to the smart contract, which will automatically trigger the insurance payment when needed. He then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think Chainlink’s oracle network is working anyway.
After she agreed on the contract's service agreement and demanded the payment for the hamburgers, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly and said “I find Burger King better anyway”.

>tfw missed the boat on link
it just isn't fair

Who the fuck holds a cigar like that

>>15069710
>Oh yes of course, we meet up annually
you dont know the real story behind the sinking of the Titanic and who was aboard it

NEVER SELLING

NEVER GOING TO NO GODDAMN COCKYAUGHT PARTY ON A BOAT THAT CAN SINK

>>15070680
is that how you felt when you could have bought BTC at 2 dollrs?

>>15069710

>>15071859
honestly still impressive

>>15069730
>LAPPY
>his income is directly proportional to his time invested
Not gonna make it, narwhal bacon person

No one ever posts the pool cleaner vacuum pasta anymore. It was my favorite.

>>15069730
You’re getting paid to shitpost about link? Has your south paw maw coughed up a hair ball while dilating recently?

>>15070680
You’re an idiot. Listen to this advice faggot >>15070858.