/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15067546
>scared money don't make no money
eh... you're young so you can afford to go bankrupt a few times I guess...

But survivorship bias + discounting the downside risk can fuck you up.

>>15067572
During a recession?
Earn and invest as much as possible while the stock market is down. Invest in the USA.

The best way to increase your investment returns is to increase your income...

>>15067595
>That gap up
this doesn't seem like the best time to get in... I'm looking more towards gaps down right now, hence RGR.

Dividend juicy as fuck tho. May "diversify" away from MO and towards BTI a bit if it takes any major pain before EX-date.

God I wish that ciggy were my bepis.

>>15067650
First for writing covered calls.

accumulating income streams

cash inflows every week
cash inflows every month
the money keeps coming to me

the crab can go where he will
I am growing stronger still

>>15067669
I can get 4 of them.

Daily reminder: SNSS will never moon. Sell meme stock now! And keep in mind: dividends are your frens.

Buy F

>>15067630
you should have bought before and
also they have the best cigs and most diversified e-cig portfolio

imma bout to go all in on AYX

I dont know what im doing

>>15067572
Probably short stock and then buy a protective call to limit loses in case of upside.

It's buying a put without theta dicking you. Unless I'm missing something its a good strat when you're down

>>15067710
DETAILS ON THEIR ECIGS PLZZZ?!

Seems like the brits totally approve of vapes.

>>15067710
I’ve had them on my watchlist for awhile and just freed up some cash. Is it still worth getting into or should I wait for a dip?

>>15067734
If I remember correctly they cornered the marketshare in Poland and some other countries
And the Vuse saves you money on Nic salt or something by half of the juul price

>>15067663
>discounting the downside risk can fuck you up.
100% too many around here will learn this lesson from the school of hard knocks

R8 my new folio bros

>>15067729
that's silly
if we crab sideways for the next decade you will just lose money
you want to secure yields
divvy stocks and selling calls

be the theta
be the one dicking

>>15067769
Not enough LCI

>>15067696
Holy shit baggie what a recovery

>>15067696
proud of u bagsy. may u get gainz amen

>>15067740
Im not going to tell you to fomo in on a 7% day man

>>15067734
Honestly at my college and most colleges in the south Vapes are hot topic and I know a few brands people fucking live if you want some names

>15067793
heh.

Frenly reminder!
>b-but I'm finally profitable
>l-long holds are tax effective, even though long-holding a profitable company would've made me exponentially richer if I had done the same dip-buying
don't @ me with your tired responses.

Jesus, imagine if you'd just gone with a safe name like PG.

>>15067809
lay it on me.

>>15067809
Like juul is popular but the fact they can only sell like 2 types of pods in stores is killing the amount of juuls I see now, however noveau is a great brand , eonsmoke is making juul compatible pods and capes that are basically juuls and actually have good flavors. Phyx isn’t popular at all in the south but I hear from some of my northern classmates that they’re all the rage on the Eastern seaboard

>>15067851
Sourins are hot too

>>15067851
Oh yeah, phyx, I have a friend who is using that and seems to really like it.

But I think FDA is requiring compliance soon and the names most likely to successfully do so are the big ones/

>>15067871
>Sourins
This is actually cool concept...
I wonder if juul can get a battery pack traveler thing going

>>15067851
why do only douchebags vape? Its always the same guys that wear sunglasses into stores...

Do girls ever vape? probably not.. because only lame guys vape....

Why is that?

>>15067879
I get all my shit from a vape shop, and little known fact about colleges. People have fake IDs, they’re gonna get their nicotine in some way so I don’t see the regulations really killing too much buisness. And most vape shops if you hand them a fake they’re not gonna care

>>15067669
you shouldn't tell them all the secrets...

>>15067895
You must’ve never gone to a bar, literally if people see you vaping they will come up and ask for a hit even if they don’t own one. Girls are usually the worst about vaping.

>>15067895
I know some girls that vape, and they suck. Most girls at my college juul though — they fucking name their juuls too and one time someone I knew lost theirs and they organized a school wide search for it.

Well, it's good to see AMD is already recovering again.

>KERN down 13% today

Fug

>>15067912
>You must’ve never gone to a bar
i play pool at a different bar almost every single night........

They ask for a hit but they'll never buy one.. it's like a fat girl.. or a moped.. it's fun to do... until your friends find out.....................

>Girls are usually the worst about vaping.
I only ever see girls vape their weed...... they may have a vape but only use it when some beta orbitor gives them juice

>>15067914
thats pretty cringe.....

i cant believe none of you asshats talk about AYX, blows my mind. keep gambling on your biopharmashits

>>15067914
I do the Juul, it's fucking great. I really wish they had these when I was in highschool. It would have been fucking awesome.

Fuck me... XLP was on sale yesterday too, despite having a large portion of PG.

TWLO this morning, MRVL yesterday...

I hate myself right now a little...

>>15067961
As someone who smokes ciggies I hate the Juul culture because ciggie culture is great and more of a community thing. Having said that though they are kinda cool when you’re really drunk.

>>15067948
But if they ask for a hit and never buy one then cringey Guys will buy even more to compensate for their lost juice, I’m not really here to argue I just have a little insight into what today’s college students are buying

TD Ameritrade's mobile app got an update.

It's overall an improvement.

>>15067984
>I just have a little insight into what today’s college students are buying
ok

>>15067700
Next SNSS news is Aug 7th.
We'll be breaking $1 within 3 days of that.
There is no volume right now because everyone is holding a bag and waiting
http://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2019/07/31/1894610/0/en/Sunesis-Pharmaceuticals-to-Host-Conference-Call-on-August-7th-to-Discuss-Second-Quarter-2019-Financial-Results-and-Recent-Highlights.html?ev=1

>>15067769
I like that 1000 shares of PES. Big talk after Stacey mentioned mergers on the CC yesterday that they might be merging with Crosby to gain the dual benefit of a stock price boost for PES and to let Crosby take public investments without filing their own IPO

So anybody got recommendations for banks or credit unions? Was thinking of opening one to store funds and keeping my us bank card open for the 5 percent cashback categories, then storing my funds elsewhere. Was thinking of Alliant CredIt Union, but then Greendot dropped that debit cashback which is pretty enticing.

Rest of this board is crypto children so I don't bother asking them.

Time to shill some $ATE
Canadian biotech developing anti inflammatory drug ( Naproxen +H2S donator).
Currently in phase 2b (results very soon) and they want to sell or cooperate with a biotech marketleader for phase 3.
NSAIDs like Naproxen are really fugly for GI tract but $ATE's drug does not only not have this problem but it seems to have an even stronger effect on inflammation and pain reduction.
Results and studies so far:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_3heP7ol0A

>>15068019
Please wait until the 19th so I can collect my premium on these $1 calls thx fren

>>15067984
>Guys will buy even more to compensate for their lost juice
Yep.

My hope is that juuls are becoming the new "buy a pack and let's go party this weekend!"

Buy a juul kit, hit the bars, lose it somewhere, don't care because lol I'm not an addict, repeat next weekend.

Remember that you should be overweight genetics companies
the next two or three decades will be about genetics

unfortunately, the really interesting genetics work won't happen in Western countries for ethical reasons
but there are still plenty of companies that you can invest in now to reap the profits

>>15068035
I figured the meme was worth throwing 200 dollars at.

>MNKD

>>15068118
Who will be the first to make CRISPR big PP treatment?

Have we mapped which parts of the human genome boost T production and make big PP gains?

>>15067936
STRENGTH BEYOND STRENGTH

>>15068163
what the fuck who was selling down there...

>>15068151
I don't think that you need CRSPR for that. You only need to reactivate those testo receptors in your dick and your body will do the rest. At max you have to smear testo gel on your pp.

>>15068163
I dont really trust this shit. Tradingview gets things wrong sometimes. When I look at the same chart on different platforms they look slightly different sometimes. On Tradingview it also happens that when you draw trendlines and then switch timeframe those exact same trendlines don't work anymore.

>>15068182
>At max you have to smear testo gel on your pp.
jej

>>15068151
I'm hoping that there will be girth enhancement and foreskin re-grow treatments on the market in the next decade

I don't think we will know where they will come from ahead of the pump though
the point is, buy any genetic company ticker you can find when they're cheap and just hold

there are plenty of good buying opportunities. the research companies (ex. SGMO) and the companies that make gene machines (IE thermo scientific)
there are a couple gene ETFs already as well

bigger penis through science
monstergirls
curing disease
foods that taste better and are healthier for you
burgers that grow on trees

the genetics are happening

Its the big day: BGS earnings afterhours.
Will they cut the dividend? Have the margins squandered? have Spice Island sales gone up or down? Find out in 2.5 hours

>>15068172
>what the fuck who was selling down there...

stop losses and panic sellers

Oh boy here we go.

Bought a SQ call spread. Lofty expectations from the street but who knows, maybe they'll beat top and bottom and a fat 0.20 EPS and it'll moon. Worst case I'm out a quarter

>>15067895
Ror! Yes girls vape. It's a trend amongst roasties atm, mostly college aged. They're really into juul, like the office, or their "furbabies" or "adventuring".

I just wrote a bull spread on amazon coz bored. Literally seconds later the thing fuckin tanked wtf. I could‘ve sold this spread for literally twice it‘s value. Fucking hell.

yay knew shorting was way to go

>>15068266
Thank agent orange.

DRUUUUUUUMPFFFF

I WAS LIKE 10 SECONDS TOO LATE TO GET TVIX OR SDOW!!!

CHRIST THAT VOLUME ON THAT TVIX PUMP...

>>15068266
I couldve literally doubled my fucking money if i inversed myself all in fucking hate this game wtf.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

>>15068288
Fuck I could've done good if I'd have just bought then too!

How bout now?!

Why is everything crashing

>>15068302
DONALD TWEETED - NO CHINA DEAL - MARKETS TANKING

>>15068163
>>15068207
Is that tradingview though? I can't see it

>>15068306
More tariffs on China

>>15068306
Agent Orange is putting a 10% tariff on Chinese goods starting September 1st.

>>15067981
As someone who smokes cigars, the vaping thing looks gay AF. And I dont understand why college girls are obsessed with juul.

>>15068313
Not sure. Looks a bit like it.

AAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDD WE ARE BAAAAAAAACK

>>15068311
Fuck. I just got into this shitty market and I'm already getting bogged

LMAO
Told you it was fake and gay

>>15068311
This fucking, orange cocksucker!

Hmm... Acreage Holdings is flirting with all time low support here. However, earnings are in two weeks. Hrmmm.... mmm. I dunno if I want to fiddle with this thing or no.

>>15067895
Some of the hottest broads hang out at the nicer vape shops.

>>15068052
>5% cashback
Holy what the fuck what bank?!

>>15068222
Checked.

Foregen.org

MY FUCKING SIDES

>can't think of what else to look for besides tvix and sdow

>suddenly RH hits me with a NUGT up 10%
fugggg... I'm always too slow...

MUH LONGEST EXPANSION ON RECORD LMAO BYE BULLS

>>15068340
USbank cash+ but only on like one or two categories I think, and then 3 percent on some others, 2 percent on everything else. No maintenance fees I believe.

Not a bad deal considering i don't have a lot of income, but I'm basically losing the benefits since I still have had a balance for over a year. Getting close to paying it off though.

TARIFF

MAN

STRIKES

AGAIN

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED OMG

WEW LADDIE. I timed my exit out of S&P longs perfectly today. Jesus... The Donald shitpost was not expected, I was just worried about the rally losing steam right at the previous support before the drop off yesterday.

Thanks Donald, I hate it.

>>15068341
some of the hottest broads don't smoke... period....................

POOL IS CLOSED KEK

>>15068306
we're entering the great global depression

HONK HONK

I really thought this was coming honestly, but I was too much of a pussy to hold vix...

>>15068222
>>15068364
Couldn't give a squat about foreskin, don't think that's where the money is either.

Heightening the eroticism, maximizing vaginal fill volume, maximizing the stroke length, maximizing the area that can be covered with tongues and fingers, etc.

>>15067650
Also I guess I’m an insider on AFG I have an immediate family member who works for a company that AFG owns and I get to know what’s really going on behind the closed doors. Trips and I’ll let out some inside info

I knew that SPX rebound was just a hallucination.

>>15068019
Why do we think this is going to be a positive outcome?

>>15068412
Honestly this , I’m gonna have to quit when the semester comes back in because the girl I wanna fug hates smoking and vaping but she does smoke weed so there’s that I guess

lol second bunny ear just showed up.

Buy more AMD?
Or are we gonna drop below thirty?

But I just bought ford DAHNALD

>>15068415
>we're entering the great global depression

It's possible it started last year and nobody noticed.

with trump tweets we should be buying agriculture stocks right??

>>15068451
Yeah most the dime pieces that are hard to get do not smoke.. but yeah.. they smoke weed.. which is way differen't.. also most girls that continue to smoke after the age 23 usually end up being straight trash

1000 YEAR RECESSION

>>15068450
I've explained it about a dozen times and really don't want to type out multiple paragraphs on it again.

Drug good. Better than ARQL. Testing bigger doses. Safety already confirmed. Releasing bigger dose test info at big conference in December. Stock could easily go half way to ARQL prices after that.

>>15068412
In the Northeast, yeah they do.

>>15068477
The signs are definitely there if you look at how global equities all peaked in Jan of 2018. The US market has been the only exception due to insulation from global slowdown and no other alternatives, but with the trade war ramping up, this is no longer the case. Down we go.

love watching our senile game show host send the market into a Bart Simpson pattern from his shitter

long that VIX and pop the popcorn!

real question: why doesn't twitter delay his tweets by a couple minutes and then automatically trade options on them? missed opportunity imo

CHK a big shit. SHITTT.

>>15068464
Might drop below 30 now.

That said, what is even affected by this? Semiconducters should already be taxed.

>Our representatives have just returned from China where they had constructive talks having to do with a future Trade Deal. We thought we had a deal with China three months ago, but sadly, China decided to re-negotiate the deal prior to signing. More recently, China agreed to buy agricultural product from the U.S. in large quantities, but did not do so. Additionally, my friend President Xi said that he would stop the sale of Fentanyl to the United States – this never happened, and many Americans continue to die! Trade talks are continuing, and during the talks the U.S. will start, on September 1st, putting a small additional Tariff of 10% on the remaining 300 Billion Dollars of goods and products coming from China into our Country. This does not include the 250 Billion Dollars already Tariffed at 25%. We look forward to continuing our positive dialogue with China on a comprehensive Trade Deal, and feel that the future between our two countries will be a very bright one!

So not even those consensus at G20 can actually result in any meaningful changes, how can the trade talk be expected to continue? No deal until 2024.

common one more leg down!!

>>15068523
oil crashed hard today ;_;
CHK am nothing with out high oil prices

>>15068510
b-but it's too late to buy vix, r-right?!

After the third time saying that, I just said fuck it and bought 10xTVIX

>>15068510
literal agent of chaos

I'm a two-thousandaire again!

Surely the small specs arent going to sell the tarriff fud again...

VIX displaying a clear example of the "untimely erection" pattern

Hey kneepad girl I will give you 500 dollars to choke yourself unconscious with a belt on webcam. How about it?

>>15068562
yay

I'M NOT EVEN IN ANYTHING THAT SHOULD BE AFFECTED BY THIS DAHNALLLDDDDD

I'M DOWN FUCKING 13 PERCENT WHY IS MY FUCKING BIOTECH DUMPING THIS IS FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU

DDDDRRRRRUUUUMMMPPPFFFF YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

I'm fucking so angry with myself for thinking I was to late for tvix after the 1:20 to 1:30PM 1.5Mil volume candle. Why didn't I just fucking buy it?

WHY DO I OVERESTIMATE THE TIME THIS NEWS TAKES TO BE PRICED IN, AND ONLY BUY WHEN IT'S WAYYYYY TOO LATE!?

I bought TVIX fucking 2% too high already.

And my KSS limits got hit...

And the silver I bought yesterday is still down...

OOOOOOORRRRRRRAAAAANGEEEEE

CCCCRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUSSSSHHHHHH

>tfw 40 shares into ACB at $6.67
Did I fuck up or is it time to DCA?

No acting, I want to see those eyes roll up into your skull while you drool and struggle.

stupid stupid jerome, give donald enough rope and he'll hang himself with it.

>TFW 80% of your portfolio is a drug being researched and an American oil driller, neither of which do anything with China

Fuck China and their shitbag economy I hope he collapses them and they return to Imperial rule.

Also, sorry for your loss.

>>15068609
me make more money than that today while watching horror movie and throwing up cheesecake o_o

>>15068421
Ror! You've put a lot of thought into this

>>15068640
You could do something more reasonable and buy JNJ while its under 130 again

Trump may also be doing this right after J Powell's disappointing rate cut to pressure Powell into cutting rates even more. 4D Chess.

TARIFF MAN KEKS MARKET AGAIN

THIS IS WHAT POWELL GETS FOR NOT BENDING THE KNEE

>>15068676
>Trump never does anything wrong, he's just playing X dimensional chess

If Dahnald keeps up with the Tariffs, Uncle Jerome will be forced to cut the rates to keep up!

Totally rational market you've got here.

What a fucking clown show.

AMRN is back to sub-$18. Time to buy more!! Thanks Trump!! Also, no AdCom for this golden bull.

>>15068671
That is tasty...
But I've already got a couple shares at 132.5 average...

Love that JNJ though, I guess it's time to consult the shopping list. Could we get MCD below 200? AAPL below 200? Can't forget about PEP...

What else on your list?

>>15068714
which is pointless because you're just depleting what little tools the fed has to soften the coming recession.

>>15068738
Which is why we're going to raise rates during the depression, and get a green new deal!

C L O W N M A R K E T

>>15068650
I would also be interested in paying you for a video of you throwing up cheesecake.

>>15068752
onions green new deal

>>15068752
raising rates during a recession? are you fucking mad?

>>15068676
>>15068705
It's a possible plan. Trump always tends to pretend to play extremely hard to get what he wants and then completely reverses what he says he will do once he gets what he wants.

If you guys were paying attention to international news that's what Trump did every time before he made a deal and normalized relations with a foreign nation.

>dropping MORE tariffs literally the day after the rate cut
to the idiot from 2 days ago I'm pointing to this as exhibit A in my "Trump is a retard" case

>>15068738
You say that like stagflation is a bad thing!

>miss me yet?

>>15068544

Beware of a Mexico-style bait-and-switch tactic from Orange Man. Notice the tariffs are being implemented on the 1st of September?

When is the next trade talk taking place? Early September.

The ball is in China's court.

NOOOO PPT STOP IT!!! STOP THIS CRAB SHIT!!!! I WANT TO SEE CIRCUIT BREAKERS!!!!

>>15068729
Mcd and Pep are in the parabola and will never go down again. JNJ is your only hope, get your average under 130 any means necessary before it does the same

>>15068777
nope

>>15068790
>any means necessary
>selling my losers to fund JNJ
hmmm... it could work...

But selling at a loss is... ugh...

VXX CALLS

>>15068816
you dont have to sell anything

>click robinhood Gold
>Get free money

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DRUUUUUMMMPPPFFFFFFF

>drumpf

>>15068778
I can't imagine they'd give any nice response. At best they'd only stay silent. And that most likely won't satisfy Trump

SPY CALLS ON SALE - DO I DO IT

NEVER AGAIN SHALL THE MARKET BE GREEN

WHY DONALD WHY

CAN YOU LET US FUCKING RECOVER FROM THE FED SHENANIGANS FIRST PLEASE? FUCKS SAKE

>>15068873
>WHY DONALD WHY
he's the stable genius

>>15068777
Obama basically put on blast what majority of black people do....

Sit on their ass and do nothing but get paid by the government for some on odd reason......

Over 2.5 more hours to dump

>>15068552
I'm getting JUST'd on CHK today, but all my food stocks are good and green. Who here /FOODCHAD/?

DRUMPF

>>15068891
What sort of food stocks?

>>15068861
If we get a red day again tomorrow we get the 3 red soldiers and start a bear trend for the new month with a black moon in Leo..... You could scalp them for some shekels but I mean I would rather hold volatility over night. Double dose of bad news in back to back days. Who the fuck knows what tomorrow will bring.

>>15068641
No spine though

>>15068891
Still up a percentile today thanks to /food/

Lol trump is such a fucking meme. I swear he’s actually trying to crash the market. His tweet timings are fucking priceless lmao. Not that I care, I’m in all puts

>>15068885

>inherits Bush's mess
>policies enable stable growth throughout lame duck term

You mean that?

The market's been a circus ever since Trump took over

>>15068899
KHC, CAG, CPB, and even that dogshit DF.

Thanks for the cheapies drumpf. Loading up on Vanguard funds tomorrow with my paycheck.

AMD FUCKING STOP

>AMD

>>15068916
The markets are fine.

>"aaaaaahhhhh sell everything"
>"aaaaaaahhhhhh buy everything"
repeat x50

if you get snibbed you get snibbed
but you can't say you weren't warned

Buy KNG
become the ruling class

>>15068917
based

>>15068917
also KFC

I went from +$1000 to -1000 today in the past few hours

what the FUCK

>>15068835
with my record?
My RH account is down 12% all time as of now...
Trading on margin seems like a good way to get into permanent underground yakuza debt prizon.

...I have WAYY too much money in dudeweed... My private prisons were soooo close to profitable...

MO staying solid today though.

>>15068893
Fucking Abe... my Japan ETFs were doing OK too until right about now.

>>15068926
Tomorrow may be too early, let's see how today pans out and if we hit the 50-200 day SMA

I thought you bulls were going to BTFD.
Doesn't that strategy work any more?

wew

shoulda bought sooner, and bought more than $175 of TVIX. 5% return like $9

Just fuck everything

AMD will go down under 27 then we buy
maybe even under 25 if we get lucky
patient for the cheapies

also fuck China
we should go >100% tariffs

>>15068963
patient, hold your green until you see the red in their eyes

LMAO

>>15068939
the cope

>>15068916
actually the mess was from clinton.. it just takes awhile to unravel.. Obama just encouraged degenracy and spread fear and depression amongst peoeple while letting an opiod epidemic run wild ...

Obama was a shit president.. so was bush.. so was clinton...

NUUUUU WHY DID NO HOLD TVIX LONGER NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU COULDA BEEN RICHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>15068765
-_-; you shoulda told me sooner think it all thrown up now

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST LUNCHTIME DIPPERS BUT IT WAS A LUNCHTIME CRASH

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>15068858

The Chinese aren't to be fucked with. Read up on the negotiations to end the Korean War in the 1950s. They are hard men.

What the Chinese are doing is playing Trump for time, because they have the benefit of time on their side. Trump knows this too.

Reading some things about the Cultural Revolution and the famines in China is enough to know that these people have experienced extreme hardship in the past and they are willing to withstand that again if it means keeping their sovereignty.

kek about to wipe out a year's worth of gains on one of my buy and hold ports, gg Donny

>sit down
>lets talk about the rates

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU NIGGERS DO?!?!

Making money on the market is easy. The only way to make money is to sell stuff every day. If you're not selling stuff you're not making any money. You also have to buy stuff so you can have stuff to sell later. So you just have to buy and sell stuff every day so you're constantly making money.

>missed the gold dip
Welp. Das it mane. I'm officially done with timing the market

>>15068999

You know, if you constant post retarded things even if you're joking, you're eventually going to attract actual retards.

I've noticed your posts aren't particularly informative or insightful.

>>15068642

Hmm. Well, the daily RSI is 25 and it's due for a bounce even staying inside the falling channel. Unfortunately there is not much support to prevent it slipping further down from here despite that.

I'd say hold or sell but don't average down yet if you decide to hold.

>>15068999
still down for the year baggie?

>>15068771
>to the idiot from 2 days ago I'm pointing to this as exhibit A in my "Trump is a retard" case
so much winning

>>15069012
I'm just stuck in holding hell because I'm all in biotechs and I don't have any spare money to buy dips because I am moving and my kike of a roommate robbed me so we have to get a lawyer.

Life is fuckin pain bros

>>15068986
Don't trade during that time fag. Only do mornings and evenings.

Just doubled down on MOS

You're not a true /foodchad/ unless you own agricultural chemicals.

>>15069029
yeah...

we should find support here... yes, right around here

>>15069040
>all in biotechs
Never give me (you) again. Ew.

>>15069040
lol
bad move on the biotechs
tell the story about the roommate so we can have a chuckle

>>15068769

You really believe Powell is acting on his own accord and isn't another one of Trump's puppets? He's canned everyone who hasn't been "loyal" to him

I'm going to sue the retard shill who lost me all this moneys.

>>15068790
>JNJ is your only hope, get your average under 130 any means necessary before it does the same
Wait... so JNJ is going to get their average below 130? Seems like I shouldn't be throwing more money in then.

Serious question for anyone who was long, did you really think that "trade talks were going well"? lmao

>>15069020
Ok genius, if you're not buying and selling every day how are you going to make money every day?

Elect me president please so that I can operate trillion dollar pump and dumps with the economy the same way some fly-by-night shithouse company does with their penny stock. I'll even work to eliminate the capital gains tax and pattern day trading rule to sweeten the pot.

>>15069060
Last time a president got cute with the fed, they put a bullet in him. Politicians are temporary. Petrodollar is forever.

>>15069072
MNUCHIN TOLD ME THE TALKS WHERE CONSTRUCTIVE AAAAAAAAA

What a fucking massacre though. The volatility is insane.

The percentage down isn't that huge for the day but this just reinforces that headlines are driving this market once again.

When the trade teams ended their meeting early and the US team immediately fucked off without even a press conference, it was bound to be a very cool meeting.

>>15069060
Powell can't be fired but that doesn't mean he's not playing to trumps tune. trump is really pushing the line on interfering with the fed by publicly stating how he wants the fed to act and than crafting policy that forces the feds to act in that direction. powell is an idiot by caving into trumps hand though. no cut should have been given since the economy, jobs, consumer sentiment and inflation are withing good parameters still.

>>15068835
Gotta have 2 grand before you can get the free money tho. I strongly believe quite a few people here have less than that.

>2021
>I am forgotten

Welp, this is it /biz/, think i'm just gonna end it here, I dont think I can take this shit anymore.
>just lost 4k in stocks
>family wants to stab and murder and kill me until im dead
>keep hearing niggers giggling 10 feet from my window every night
>get gang stalked every single day
>older brother has recently came out as a tranny and has admitted he has sexual feelings for me
Since you guys have always been my favorite board, and kept me entertained. I'll return the favor. I'll be streaming my suicide in about 10 minutes. In the mean time, I shall answer any questions, suggestions, etc

stream URL + quick rundown:
https://pastebin.com/NhTYXnAb

See you all soon, lads

-NH

>>15069097
Oh yeah? So why is Zuck still alive then?

>>15069081

You buy something that you think is historically cheap and you sell it when you think it is over valued.

This takes more than a day.

>>15069103
I have more... but I don't want to have a 25k port in RH, I feel like it'll lead to too many bad moves once I can freely daytrade with large sums

>>15069072
No, actually. I'm not sure why i didn't buy protection.

>>15069081
but you forgot about the "dividends every day" plan. many good tactics, but those divvies really help to buy and sell every day.

>>15069060
it's been a while since the fed chairman wasnt a goy

Looks like S&P is going to fill the gap between 2943 and 2952 here. Possibly some more downside to come today before another bounce if so.

>>15069106
>>older brother has recently came out as a tranny and has admitted he has sexual feelings for me
You're meming, right? Right? Pls tell me you're meming. SAY IT!

>tfw your only green is a shitty biotech you bought at rock bottom

>>15069116
he was never alive
the whole Libra Incident was orchestrated to prevent anyone else from trying to do the crypto thing unapproved

>>15069134
its a spam post dont replay to him just report it

>>15069116
Zuck isn't making "alternative" to dollar, it will be backed by a basket of currencies. Given that faceberg is American corporation fully expect the dollar to make up 70-80% of the basket.
Same case why ripple is a smart bet. It works with the bankers rather than against it.

>>15069070
>Wait... so JNJ is going to get their average below 130? Seems like I shouldn't be throwing more money in then.

I dont know what youre saying, they are going to be at all time highs soon enough. I said get Get YOUR average under 130 whenever the opportunity arises. mine is exactly 130 now

>>15068163
>>15067936
Here we go boys

>>15069106
Not joining your discord to ask questions. Just set up a YT livestream and share links like a minute before you do it cuck

>SNSS down 6%
This is what I get for acting like this wasn't gonna effect me. Still not sure what relation SNSS has to China for this to be happening... maybe people selling their positions to get cheapies on bigger stocks.

This is fucking gay lost 2.3 percent on my portfolio today. I can take it but I was getting ready to sell out of all my positions and now trump tweeted about this shit the day after this fed shit. Why the fuck would you do that.

Now I'm going to have to hold this shit for another fucking year, maybe not because I don't want to hold anything through the election.

Haven't lost anything but I've made around 12 percent over the course of trading for like 2 years a lot of stress to make hardly anything. So I guess I shouldn't worry that much.

>>15069161
algos, zoomers, and boomers panic selling everything, regardless of whether or not it has anything to do with China

>>15069149
>bought at 30.7
>sold at 30.2
dodged the bullet here

>>15069053
I sold my nonbiotechs because I'm so knuckle deep in the ones I'm holding right now that I'd rather lose them since they all reach their logical conclusion soon.

>>15069055
Honestly it's a shitty story.
>guy wasn't on the lease, but renting from us
>owed two of us money for rent and utilities but let him slide because he was a good roommate
>get him on the lease and our renewal offer finally after some headaches
>turns into a fucking nightmare of a human being
>leasing office fucks up
>decide to break the renewal offer because fuck this guy
>keyed my roommates car and slashed tires
>apparently tried to convince another roommate that we were trying to frame him and did it ourselves
>cant prove it was him
>moved out without warning
>trashed room
>robbed us of a bunch of shit
>now have to deal with the fact that the leasing office is probably gonna give him back part of the security deposit even though he didn't pay any of it
All said in told, if they give it back to him, he's gotten away with 1500-1600 bucks of cash alone and that isn't counting damages. So, lot of valuable lessons but I think the most valuable lesson I learned is don't trust anybody older than you ever. I hope my sorrows bring some joy to you, smg.

>>15068777
Digits checked. But no, I do not miss you at all.

WE BROKE THE 1%

>>15069167

Actually my etf's haven't reported so I probably lost like 4 percent. Might just wait for the bounce tomorrow and then sell then. Remember lads NEVER sell on the initial crash there will always be some level of bounce.

>>15069131

Yep here it goes...

>>15069147
you said "before they do the same"
I was trying to figure out what you were saying.

But yeah... I wish I were deeper in JNJ. Bought too soon.

JACK chads Riserpad up

>everyone's cheapies from Fed horseshit immediately go red because of Trump horseshit

>>15069149
i bought 20 shares today, averaging to 30.38/share. i hope i dont have to hold it that long to profit. anyone have any idea when theyll see revenue from sony and microsoft for the next-gen consoles?

I go out to lunch and come back to a crash? Wtf?

*ting ting ting*
*AHEM*

Bottom.

>>15069207
Debating buying right now but not sure if $29 is gonna hold or we're gonna keep dropping.

>>15069106
Don't kill yourself you fucking wuss. That won't gain you shit. You already have the tool you need to solve every problem you listed.
>Just lost 4k
You have a gun. Rob someone.
>Family wants to stab and murder me
You have a gun. Take the initiative.
>Keep hearing giggling niggers
You have a gun. Turn the giggles into gargles.
>get gang stalked
Ok well this isn't even actually a thing so see a fucking therapist.
>older brother came out as a tranny and wants to fuck you
Either fuck him or tell him to fuck off. Shit ain't hard.

If you pussy out and kill yourself, the ride ends and none of the people who fucked you do anything but profit.

Alternatively you could just cheer the fuck up by remembering that life is long and you don't have to associate with anyone, even your family, if you don't want to.

>>15069195
"before it does the same"
as in Go parabolic like Pep PG, mcd whatever did

GDX up 4.8% on the daily. Just

>>15069149
Trump nuking the market was uncalled for.

>>15069207
>anyone have any idea when theyll see revenue from sony and microsoft for the next-gen consoles?

Not before next year, considering consoles only release in Q4 2020.

>>15069218
We're about to hit sour hour.

he didn't even have the decency to do this after hours or on the weekend. fuck.

the absolute state of this retard whipping market

ok you can stop crash now

>>15068052
DCU has a saving account with 6.17% interest on the first $1000. there are other that have 2.5% interest on an unlimited amount. i use DCU and Vio

>>15069225
AH ok that makes sense righto

THREE THOUSANDAIRE!!!!! Thank you Mr. Trump!

Shut up bitches

SHADES OF MAY 2019

>>15069237

It's a total fuck you to Powell.

>Do the rate cuts as I order you, or else

He deliberately waited to see the outcome of the Fed meeting too AND waited for the market to be up 300 points or whatever it was on the Dow.

>>15069218

S&P headed to the 50 day SMA at 2925 before this dump trend stops. Maybe not today but possibly tomorrow or Monday. If there's weakness there it's going to 2800.

>>15068777
nigger (but sorta)

>>15069260
show holdings

>>15069273
The timing does seem well orchestrated, that Mnuchin's talks finished and he briefed trump the day after we got the cut and the day after dem debates finished.

>>15069260
I usually think you are a massive faggot, but congrats on this.

>>15069285
it's all VXX calls, this shit is all going to be gone tomorrow.

>>15069249
Jesus six percent? What are the fees like? That's insane.

>>15069285
NOOOO MY HOPES AND DREAMS!!!!

>>15069260
based

>>15069247
Im going to tear you apart tonight pig

I'm out of day trades!!!! Stop buying the dip!!!!!

>>15069318
unles you qualify some other way, the way i had to qualify to be part of the credit union is a $10 donation to some charity. no fees otherwise

>>15069220
Bought more at $29.30, Mommy Su gonna make me proud.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED I WAS GREEN THIS MORNING NOW I'M FUCKED AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>15069185
Bro the bounce happened this morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Xx0k_TVY0

Oops. Just got stopped out of TVIX.

Wasted a daytrade to make $3.60

BTC mooning on trade war news, and we are due for a correction to about 11k, buy bitcoin my friends.

>>15069290

Trump must have a team in the White House that are picking price points in the market for trade-related tweets to happen.

These are all ex-investment bankers that he is working with and propagandists, so it is completely within their toolset and ability to do that kind of thing.

Notice that when the market is at ATH he will get tough on China, but when the market is at pivotal points he will go soft.

>>15069318
Read the fine print
>** A dividend rate of 6.00% will be paid on your daily balance up to $1,000.00. The Annual Percentage Yield (APY) for this tier will be 6.17%. A dividend rate of .25% will be paid on any daily balance over $1,000.00. The APY will then range from 6.17% to .25% depending on the total account balance. Requires a $5.00 minimum balance to open the account and earn the APY.

>>15068999
Digits checked.
Moolah checked.
Recovery checked.
Baggie, uhhh, checked.

>>15069349
bad move, should've waited for the list of exemptions or those not exempted from the tax.

lmaoing at all the scared children in this thread

>>15069349
good choice, fren. i fucked myself up. was going to buy last night after hours, but thought itd drop a little in the morning, so i waited. then i bought around todays high thinking itd continue up. then i bought a bit as it came down, luckily i got a lot of shares at 29.24

>>15069396
lmoaing at this guy for thinking there is a single serious person in /smg/

>>15069396

Market action is always nice, either way. I hate crab markets. Can't make money in a crab.

>>15069418
You can make money in a crab
Dummy

>calling other children
>never had a job or a relationship and lives with his parents
At least you've reached the milestone of "talking down to others"

>>15069378
I'm sure they have people scheduling events and preparing plans for all sorts of contingencies.

But the tariff increase was telegraphed a long while ago. I don't know why I bought yesterday's dip... I guess it's because I had set those limit buys a while ago.

>>15069337
nuuuuuuuuuu
me helped stop crash today by selling TTVIX and SPXU
am savior no hurt nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>15069418
You've never heard of swing trading?

will the market open lower or higher tomorrow? headlines of tariffs and so on can't be good for the market right?!

>>15067766
>Price per 30ml if you buy for refilling is $15
How long can these companies keep this pricing up?

I'm calling it. This here is the bottom. Set your portfolios to SPY calls..

>>15069438

crab market is sideways action, right?

>>15069463
Need to change your name to Baggie the unJUSTED if you manage to stay over $2,000

>>15069411

Buckle in frens
He's crashing the market
with no exemptions

Let's see how sour we can get.

>>15069463
oops

Trump promised no more tariffs on China while negotiations were underway, obviously China didn't care enough to buy US basedbeans.

Watch China for their reaction.

>>15069306
im trying to learn options, but im dumb. where is the profit in being a seller of a call? if the price goes below the strike price, then no ones going to exercise that option, but if it goes above the strike price, then the seller missed out on additional profit

>>15069180
That suuuuckkks
I've only ever rented to people that I work with
My upstairs of my house is currently empty (3 br one full bath) but renting to some one I don't know could end poorly

Plus, livinn alone I get to be a slob and walk around the house drunk and naked which is nice

Jesus christ, I have bought full and Moscow exchange is closed now, I don't even want to look at the graph tomorrow

President Tulsi and Janet Yellen would never have allowed this to happen.

>>15069510
if you are selling a call you get paid up front when someone buys it

NEW THREAD

>>15069515

>>15069515

>>15069515

>>15069515

Burger frens should be worried about realstreet not wallst right now. The tariffs plus the rate cuts will mean massive inflation in the coming months..

>>15069470
It's not a flat line it's like a motion up and down in a range
But you can just focus on yield and be a chad

>>15069523
how is the price of a call set?

>>15069538
YIELD CHADS WW@

>>15069530
inflation is a good thing actually
all our money is in stocks dude
cash cucks suffer

You can run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Sooner or later bears'll cut you down
Sooner or later bears'll cut you down

Go tell that long tongue banker
Go and tell that novice trader
Tell the rambler
The gambler
The back biter
Tell 'em that bears gonna cut 'em down
Tell 'em that bears gonna cut 'em down

>>15068431
Insider info is bad and immoral. Also check em.

>>15069588
checked and regulationpilled

>>15068431
Rollan

>>15068431

>>15069550
every contract has a bid and ask just like a stock would

so if we are talking about like, for example, MCD call option with $220 strike price and 1/17/20 expiration date, it has an asking price of about $5.55 right now, meaning it would cost $555 to buy this option.
If you sold this call you would receive $555 immediately but you will have to provide the 100 shares of MCD at $220 if the option gets executed by the buyer

go watch some youtube videos about options

>>15069637
thanks brah, i had to do some additional reading but ive pretty much got it now

>>15069588

>>15068987
The chance of Chinese war on Taiwan by 2022 just increased an order of magnitude.

META. TRADER. 5.
TRADER.
5.

Pretty legit tbqhfamalams