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Okay biz I just had sex for the very first time and oh my God I think I'm in love. She's from tinder this girl. I paid $1000 for 3 hours of her time and yeah she wants to meet me AGAIN lmao holy fuck this woman is amazing. I'm 31 now and I can proudly say that I lost my virginity. The woman im seeing is 19 years of age and I think I'm going to make her my girlfriend. The funniest thing is that I was suicidal up until I met this woman. I really think she is the one. I'm thinking of buying her a diamond necklace to show my appreciation. Anyways guys yeah just wanted to give you an update. I made it from crypto by going all in ripple in 2015 and up until this point I was fucking miserable and suicidal. I just figured I'd come on here and post just incase any other anons were lonely and sad. The point of the story is just go out there and have sex like all of the other anons keep posting. Have sex and you will be suprised. You might even fall in love like I just did. Anyway I should get going I want to find a good diamond necklace for this woman. My second date with her is tomorrow. Take care guys.

>> No.15054264

if it were you real first time you would say something along, omg i wasnt even inside her and i came already, that was it

>> No.15054279

Paying for sex one time with the dollar equivalent of 20 dinner+movie dates

>> No.15054305

Lmfao guy you could have just been born a chad, text her "hmu for this dick" and she'd be over to fuck. In fact she would have paid YOU!

>> No.15055349

>>15054279
If it takes you 20 dates to get laid maybe the hooker route is your best option

>> No.15055650

>>15054233
Op bro, its to soon for giving presents. Act a bit broke to see how she really is. Don’t rush to fast. Be a man, be confident I wish you the best luck

>> No.15055788

>>15054233
>buying a diamond necklace for her on second date
even after getting lucky on the first date this is just going to make you look like stupid and creepy. she'll juice you a bit and leave you

>> No.15055810

>>15054233
I almost believed this until you said you went all in Ripple. No one is that stupid

>> No.15055857

>>15055349
that's only 3 dates for me, but i do like to enjoy my food instead of going to mcdonalds

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>>15054233
should we tell him?

>> No.15056187

No you didn't. Living out fantasies over the internet is the lamest thing ever.

>> No.15056264

>>15054233
>I'm 31 now an i can proudly say that I lost my virginity
b a i t - why would anyone give up their wizard powers?

>> No.15056613

>>15054233
Nice larp

Have sex

>> No.15056645

>>15054233
>I'm thinking of buying her a diamond necklace to show my appreciation.

That's interesting but... are you implying noone did ever show her some appreciation? Man - no pun intended - I recognized she's only 19, but I always thought girls were literally attention+validation addicts

>> No.15056958

>>15055810
in 2015 it was a good call
nowadays not so much

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>>15054233
You paid roughly $335 an hour.

Are you insane?

You could have invested that money in BTC for the coming 2020/2021 boom.

>> No.15057534

>>15054233
you could've literally flown to Brazil and had 100 hours with a hooker for $1000 USD. why would you spend $335/hour on some American whore?

>> No.15057676

>>15056958
you don't read enough