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15043253 No.15043253 [Reply] [Original]

Fuck I just realized
All Chainlink does is connect smart contracts. It's a fucking ethernet cable.

>> No.15043262
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15043262

AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK DID I BUY

>> No.15043302

>>15043253
Then why don’t you make one and profit from it?

>> No.15043330

>>15043253
>fuck i just realize "insert low IQ thought here"

>> No.15043364

Fuck i just realized
theres like zero customers for link
literally nobody needs link yet

>> No.15043389

>>15043253
not only that! it's an ethernet cable that you need to pay to use for every data package you want to receive!

>> No.15043430

> Global Ethernet cable market is 6566 Mil
6.5BN marketcap when?

>> No.15043436

Why can't I just make a bot that checks api stuff and set up an if/then command in excel and synch that to a database

>> No.15043475

you finally understood what a json parser does

>> No.15043482

>>15043253
More like TCP/IP

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>>15043389
This
Imagine buying a new ethernet cable everytime you wanted to use the internet.
Link is a complex “solution” already met by existing enterprise API aggregation services. Link is worse than an ethernet cable, it’s like a cable that needs to be replaced after one use.

>> No.15043594

OMG A VLOOKUP STOLE ALL MY LINKS I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED

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>>15043253
>Ethernet cables were required for every home modem setup between 1990 and 2011 in order to function properly. They still get used and come with every broadband setup to this date. Literally the most essential but underrated part of the process to connect to the plethora of knowledge that is the internet.

What are you trying to say? That my link will mature in value and stay that was for more than a two decades because everyone will use it? That sounds about right.

>> No.15043922

>>15043436
because it's cheaper to make a smart contract than running a shitbox/vps 24/7

>> No.15043934

>>15043253
Just wait until you figure out that the Chainlink token serves no purpose at all and is totally worthless

>> No.15043956

>all the internet does is connect computers to each other

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15043979

All the internet does is connect computers , what a worthless piece of shit.

>> No.15044114

>>15043253
when you put it like that it makes me want to buy more

>> No.15044216

>>15043805
>>15043956
>>15043979
>>15044114
Ethernet cables already exist. You don't need funny internet tokens to use them

>> No.15044285

>>15043364
i do

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>>15044216

>> No.15044390

Nobody ever spent $1000 on a 12 foot cat5e.
Looks like we're fucked.