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>ITT: we work at /biz/ inc., a hedge fund and asset management firm

>> No.15021342
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Fuck jews. As CEO and majority share holder I'll dump this entire company if i see one single kike or mischling enter these doors.

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pee pee poo poo

>> No.15021373

>>15021335
As the CFO, I'm telling every employee that we have to cut costs. This means that all niggers, Jannies, Jews and Muslims will lose their jobs this week.
Sorry.

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>>15021342
Randy you anti-semitic fuck remember what happened last time Bergelstein heard you say that?
How's your wife after all that?

>> No.15021406

Let’s go all in on link

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>>15021389
Berglestein is a pellet huffer and won't grace these doors ever again. My wife is great, i just bought her even bigger tits. We're up to 30J now and you'll all get to see them at the office EASTER celebration after lent.

>> No.15021417

>>15021335
Our portfolio is 50% LINK 50% RLC for maximum gains.

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>>15021368
Great work Charles you're a real ace, keep it up. Get that LINK to storage ASAP.

>>15021373
No. Not cutting the diversity quota this time. Everytime you and Randy fuck with the Yudens we get FUCKED. Our profits go down AT LEAST 40%. You might enjoy flipping Shekelburgers at HeinSteins(tm) but poor Charles isn't even qualified for that. You are not dragging this company's dick through the dirt again.

>>15021406
Get that to Charles STAT. He's on the way to the Fridge.

>>15021417
Great. Now what's the ROI projection for the next quarter?

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>>15021416
Berglestein will be here TODAY Randy I swear you better not fuck this up. Don't fuck with the Yudes Randy. Don''t fuck with the Yudes!

Charles where's that LINK?

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>>15021488
Well send him to my office soon as possible and I'll take the problem off your hands. I promise you he won't come to any harm as it is semantically impossible for the removal of jews to be considered harmful. I'll expect a good bonus this krystalnacht in return though.

>> No.15021602

>>15021335
>welcome to /biz/ inc.
>sorry the place is a mess, but FUCK JANNIES
>pretty much all we do here is wait for 1KEOY
>that and look at braps all day
>have a seat in the conference room and wojak will be with you shortly

sounds comfy mein nig nogs

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>>15021536
Dammit Randy. GRRRAAAGGH fine. But if ((those)) guys come sniffin' around that's your ass Randy, YOUR ASS. Not mine.

CHARLES WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT LINK?

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>>15021673
Now safely stored and priced locked across multiple wallets. We'd be in the Top 10 on Etherscan if we kept it on a single address.

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>>15021742
Absofuckinlutely based Charles. Grab a Big Mac voucher when you clock out today.

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>>15021742
Spent half of it buying the
Olympiastadion for the office sports day. So we're not a top wallet anymore but we've got some great games coming up like the wheelbarrow full of ash race.

>> No.15021947

Who the FUCK put this memo on my desk suggesting we sell our link holdings? I want this man fired right now, listen to me, we here at biz inc DO. NOT. SELL. Do you understand? We're never fucking selling, fuck your monthly withdrawal I'm not allowing it. Never selling. Go fucking die boomer its our money now godamn nigger.

>> No.15021964

>>15021867
DAMMIT RANDY I FUCKIN KNEW IT
YOU WERE AN GNATZEE ALL ALONG
This company was on its last legs anyways. It was pleasure serving with you gentleman.

Charles make sure you grab that Big Mac and severance package from Stacy up front. Good luck in your future endeavors.

>> No.15022007

>>15021947
One way or another we are eventually gonna have to sell if we want to buy back higher. It's company policy.

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>>15021335
Anyone else hedging their bets on this bad boy?
Absolutely insane gains!!

>https://1milperday.com/price

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>>15022007
Good point pepe jr. I suggest we sell 50% now to move more into our Deutsche Bank position.

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>>15022063
Scratch that, we're shorting Deutsche Bank.

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>>15021947
Mike here, Link is dead. we need to sell all of it and invest half in Silver and the other half in SENT.

>> No.15022207

>>15021335
Shitters clogged

>> No.15022226

>>15022207
Goddammit Michael how many times do I have to tell you: NO MORE THAN THREE MCCHICKENS

Charles what’s the status on our SENT holdings. Did we dump our bags on FOMOing idiots yet?