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Post portfolio and the mommygf you'll get once we make it.

7 BTC
20 ETH

>> No.15017197

Nice humble brag, faggot.

>> No.15017218
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>>15017188

Those are some absolutely EXQUISITE milkers, my fren!

>> No.15017233
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>>15017188

Big milkers are a god given right. I am oppressed for not having a big tit cow in my bed next to me so I can have suckies

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>>15017197
How am I humble bragging? Alot of anons here have portfolios worth over 10 BTC

>> No.15017271

>>15017188
>>15017239
She should go back to having shorter hair, it looked really good on her.

>> No.15017581
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>"Boy do I wish I had a mommy gf"

>> No.15017603
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My /madeit/ gf can beat up your /madeit/ gf.

>> No.15017915

>>15017188
vera farmiga or kate beckinsale

>> No.15018014

>>15017271
>>15017271
Hate short hair on girls. Makes them look like lesbians.

>> No.15018128
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Last night I had a dream I met a tall tattooed goth mummy gf at a soccer game my friend took me to and we immediately clicked and became lovers and she invited me around to her house to peg me and before we could do it I woke up coughing because I have a cold at the moment and I was so hard and horny I immediately jerked off and then cried because I'm so god damned lonely and I'm too ugly and socially undesirable to ever have this dream become a reality.
I'm convinced my only hope is virtual reality on the level of the matrix at this point no amount of money or status will ever solve my problem, not that I will ever even have both because I'm a dumb loser with no willpower anyway.

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>>15018014
How short do you mean? Because I also hate actual short hair, as in boy length hair. But hair that would be called long for a guy is still short for a girl. A girls hair that goes halfway down her neck, or maybe just stops at her shoulders like pic related looks great and I'd still consider both short.

>> No.15018275

>>15018128
>pornstar
>6'3"

wew, i gotta watch this just outta curiosity

>> No.15018293

>>15018275
She's my pornfu man, I love tall women so fucking much, I want them to choke me and spit in my mouth.

>> No.15018306

>>15017581
baste

>> No.15018811

>>15018152
Speaking of hair
Look at those pits man... Damn

>> No.15018861

>>15018293
>>15018275
>>15018128
Good taste, I love tall women too. What's her name and I hope she only does softcore.

>>15018811
Hairy pits are patrician taste.

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>>15018811
Imagine the smell after she's been working in the garden all day, holy fucking unghhh.
>>15018861
Rocky Emerson, unfortunately she's done blacked and other shit.

>> No.15018909

>>15018871
Based taste my friend
>she's done blacked
RIP

Fucking hell.

>> No.15018936

>>15017188
The dirt, the debris, the thought of the earth quivering under me as I slowly stick my dick into its gaping wide entrance. I keep looking at news stories and getting the firmest erections of my life seeing those beautiful cracks. She’s so open and so wanting. Each earthquake is like another whimper just begging for me to take her. The amount of cum I’ve lost just thinking about thrusting my rod into our beloved planet. Talk about getting my rocks off. Fuck I’m hard.

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>>15017603
Ew, we like boys that look like girls, not girls that look like boys, take that shit to /fit/ anon

>> No.15019065

>>15017603
what is this monstrosity, some sort of manlet with tits?

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>>15019038
>>15019065
You guys are fags, she looks great. Nothing beats a spartan wife.