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I have recently sold over $750,000 Canadian worth of copper pipe thst I stole from numerous construction sites on the east coast. It took me 2 months to sell all of this pipe and I will not go into detail on how / where I sold it but what I am wondering Is how can I move this $750k into bitcoin without any government questioning where the proof of funds came from? I missed the 2017 bull run so think of this as my way of playing catch up.

>> No.15016325
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Lol nice LARP.

>> No.15016326

Localbitcoins

>> No.15016329

>>15016325
Law abiding citizen coping faggot

>> No.15016330

>>15016315
im calling the cops

>> No.15016341

>>15016315
Shop around for bitcoin ATMs. Many of them have no KYC still. It all depends on the city state etc.

You gonna get hit with a nice percentage of the ones that are anon, but better than meeting shady people IMPO.

>> No.15016348

Nice, just bought 100k and just tipped off every RCMP detachment in Newfoundland, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, PEI, Quebec and Ontario.

>> No.15016352

>>15016341
Okay so when I go to cash out how exactly will I explain my source of the money?

>> No.15016373

>>15016352
You're going to be hiding that money for the rest of your life

>> No.15016378

>>15016352
You asked how to get it into Bitcoin, there is no cashing out.
This is like a made it stack of money in most places of the world. Move to Thailand or the Philippines for the while and enjoy the money.
Many people there will take crypto directly or will pay you for a fee to buy it.

Be gradual, break it up, don't buy property just rent and trickle the money.

>> No.15016389

>>15016315
Lmao 150,000 kg of copper, where did you keep it. Im guessing on a shipping barge.

>> No.15016401
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https://www.canadiancrimestoppers.org/tips

Reminder to submit a tip about OP using the web tip form.

>> No.15016411

>>15016389
you underestimate what one guy and truck can do if they get cold hard cash directly for the tfruits of their labor

>> No.15016415

Just reported you to the RCMP. Good luck faggot for incriminating yourself online where everything is saved and recorded. Dumbass!

>> No.15016416

>>15016378
could he not just say he slowly built up a small portfolio of crypto and something 100x and then just pay taxes on it to make it clean money?

>> No.15016424

>>15016352
just fucking leave your country mate, its shit anyways

>> No.15016429

>>15016416
They know what a blockchain is , you would need to buy old addresses with shit in them and show you have control of them.

So no

>> No.15016434

>>15016352
You're better off just using it as a lifetime supply of gas/food money

>> No.15016439

>>15016415
bloo bloo bloo Mommy anon has more money then me!!!

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>>15016315
These larps get more and more grandiose everyday. What is in the air these days.

>> No.15016445

>>15016439
>defending thieving niggers
Post your hand to prove you are white.

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OP's telling the truth.

I'm quite certain that he's been taking a lot of pipe

>> No.15016459

>>15016315
timestamp of the stash faggot. unless you were dumb enough to take a cheque.

>> No.15016954

>>15016341
Honeybadger and bitnational atms

>> No.15017221

>>15016315
ive already notified the authorities.
enjoy prison faggot

>> No.15017234

$10 at a time

>> No.15017259

>>15016352
Crime never pays

>> No.15017262

>>15016315
>Won't share how he got away with stealing so much without getting caught or how he was able to sell it without raising any red flags
>Wants free advice from an anonymous Bird Watching forum on how to buy bitcorns with his ill gotten gains
Kys faggot

>> No.15017273

>>15016315

I just backtracked your IP. You have1 minutes

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>>15016445
I'm sure you intense feelings of canadian pride and solidarity with the commonwealth compelled you to report the man. You are a hero sir, a hero.

The world is a predatory beast, the insitutions are corrupt parody of a virtue that lives by feeding off its incubates. It's a dog eat dog world out there and 4chan is place full of like minded people. Especially in /biz/ we are all trying to make it so we escape from this malevolent beast and good goys like you.

>> No.15018391

>>15018136
>It's a doggy dog world

>> No.15019544

>>15016315
> I will not go into detail on how / where I
Not going with "scrap metal reclaiming facility"was a missed opportunity.
>>15018391
Have you ever considered that dogs can only do doggy? Really makes you think.

>> No.15019653

>>15017259
fuck off. crime is lit.

>> No.15020079

>>15016352
Swap for Monero without KYC, sell it on a different exchange with KYC, "the computer I mined it on years ago is fucked", pay tax on all of it.

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>>15016352
>stealing shit
>the term "cash out"
you're a fucking faggot degenerate and deserve to be in jail