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>haven't had sex in 2 years
Kinos for this feel

>> No.14997967

>>14997956
Oops wrong board

>> No.14997976

>>14997956
/hm/ is over there

>> No.14997979

>>14997956
It's been about a week for me. I miss it so much

>> No.14997985
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14997985

try 20 years

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>>14997956
>>14997985
seriously im 26 and still a virgin

what do I do lads

>> No.14999037

>>14997976
beat me to it

>>14997985
>>14998217
go to the gym and join an active church

>> No.14999045

>>14998217
it's literally over at this point for you (probably never even began). sorry mate.

>> No.14999052
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14999052

TRY NEVER

WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE

>> No.14999067

how long does it take to consider gay sex?

>> No.14999076

>>14997956
lmao 2 years try 7

>> No.14999078

>>14999052
A warm fleshlight that moves, along with audio, visual stimulation.

>> No.14999080

>>14999037
>dude just lift heavy objects & hangout with the braindead lmao

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>>14997956
13 years

>> No.14999091

>>14997985
>>14998217
>>14999052
you guys have it good, the worst part is knowing how it feels and not getting any for years.

>> No.14999102

>>14998217
go pay a visit to an escort

>> No.14999103

>>14999052
Its not really all that great. Its a bit like a massage, but with more exercise. Not worth the effort to get a roastie in my opinion.

>> No.14999110

>>14999037
>church
THIS, church is the place to search for hidden gems

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>>14999110
>sunday morning nightclub

>> No.14999403

>>14998217
stay a virgin. i wish i was still one. its not worth the stds. make money, lift and lean. sex is overrated, nothing like repping 225 or running a 5 minute mile

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>>14999403
This
Based and reppilled

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>>14999080
>dude just displace matter and decay entropy near other autonomous beings, male sibling

>> No.14999612

>>14997956
I lost my virginity to a whore. It was nice. Whores are great to boost your confidence with girls.

>> No.14999738

I have sex all the time but always with the same people. Would like some novelty of fucking someone new

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>>14999080
>dude just look like a sludge with no strength so no girls will want you
>dude just reject The Almighty and eternal salvation for nihilism and degeneracy lol :)

>> No.14999784

>tfw you have so much sex with your wife you no longer cum in minutes but can actually her her orgasm first

Feels good man

Honestly, sex does feel amazing

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>>14997967

Don't worry, you're safe here from the enormous faggot /tv/ jannie

>> No.15000219

>>14997956
Bladerunner 2049 is lonely amd hornypilled

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>>14999501
>reppilled
based and kekpilled

>> No.15000439

>>14999052
Preserve your curiosity forever!
Best thing with sex is the ANTICIPATION!
You're one lucky incel!

>> No.15000450

im still a virgin because i would go to prison if i went after the girls that i like

>> No.15000457

>>14998217
improve yourself and go out there to show yourself. you will attract girls naturally, but you still have to make the moves to get them, unless they are REALLY into you.

girls lust for powerful guys, so you need to have powerful traits, know what you want, be strong, be confident, have a reputable job, have productive hobbies.

and this might sound dumb but imagine you're a girl and ask yourself if you'd like to get fucked by a virgin 26 chubby guy who mostly plays vidya and is antisocial? probably not unless your selfworth is low as fuck and you don't get any dick. and even ugly/fat/crazy chicks get hot guys easy cause there's always some horny motherfucker, so you have to bring something else to the table.

like another anon said, sex is nice but overrated. but yet it's something you should do from time to time to keep yourself from falling into a mental hole. fuck with condom, if its your gf and you can trust her fuck without, but even then it's risky. girls will present themselves as another person to you when you meet them, then they fall into their shitty habits and show their real face, it's up to you if that's good enough for you and you wanna stay.