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14973920 No.14973920[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

boss found out i'm a virgin and won't give me my check until i have sex. wtf do i do, bros?

>> No.14973933

>>14973920
looks like you're never getting paid ya PUNK BITCH.

>> No.14973948

>>14973920
sue him and use the settlement to buy a hooker, then collect your paycheck

>> No.14973958

>>14973948
virgins are not a protected class goy

>> No.14973970

>>14973958
yes, he doesn't have a civil rights claim but he certainly can sue for backpay you dingus. you can't withhold pay for work performed

but it's larp anyway

>> No.14973977

The obvious solution is have sex

>> No.14973989

>>14973970
oh I didn't read that part
OP if your boss is a woman just rape her

>> No.14973992

>>14973920
likely story, faggot

>> No.14974001
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14974001

I've had the same problem, OP
Your best move is to fly to Bangkok or Hanoi and go to their red light district ASAP
Once you get back home the checks should start rolling in

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14974007

>>14973920
just fuck his ass dummy

>> No.14974014

boss found i've never sucked cock before and is threatening my job unless i do it. wtf do i do bros?

>> No.14974022

>>14973920
based boss

>> No.14975024

>>14973920
>Send him pic of cock in peanutbutter.
>ask for check following day.

>> No.14975033

suck his dick and call him a fag

>> No.14975066

>>14973920
larpers are just newfags from reddit that have ruined biz with their shit threads.

>> No.14975231

>>14973920
Pull his pants down and fuck him in the ass, then you won't be a virgin any more and will assert your dominance.

>> No.14975271

Book a hooker for him

>> No.14975291

>>14973920
did you tell your mom? id tell my mom.

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14975326

>>14973920
prostitution should be legal so that women can't make as much money just for doing stupid videos like this

>> No.14975705

>>14975231
best and based post

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14975888

>>14975066
>the larping on biz just started recently

>> No.14975910

>>14973920
have sex

>> No.14976820

>>14973920
I would give my life to smell that thing.

>> No.14977751

>>14976820
https://youtu.be/OkKMjd0XRZ8?t=8899 2:28:19

>> No.14977780

>>14973920
source on that womin

>> No.14978213

Fuck his mom

>> No.14978344

>>14974007
Based and redpilled

Also fuck his mom while you're at it

>> No.14978858

>>14973920
just have sex

>> No.14979043

>>14973920
you need to earn your check. when you see your boss the next time, wink him in the eye. then get down on your knees and open your mouth. your boss will get the message. he will come up to you and put his cock in your moth. it is going to feel good, so keep sucking it. you have to earn your paycheck, you wont get paid just because. your boss knows this and now you do too. when you have sucked him for 5 minutes then stand up and take off your pants and your undies. you are not done yet! in this stage, your boss is going to claim your ass. it might feel good, so prepare yourself for that good feeling. now when your boss is done with your ass, it is your job to lick his penis once more to show your appreciation and thank him for the good thrusting.

and whatever you do, or whatever he does, NEVER touch your dick, unless your boss explicitly allows you to! very important, keep this in mind!

when you do finally receive your paycheck that you have now earned, please be mindful to give some back to your boss to show appreciation for receiving your paycheck (30-40% should suffice for start). If your boss wants more, then you have to comply!

come back here when you have properly followed the instructions and I will provide you my ETH address where you can send your appreciation for my help (about 30% of your paycheck would do).

now get to work!

>> No.14979116

Have sex with your boss. Then they can't accuse you of lying