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>https://blogs.gartner.com/avivah-litan/2019/07/23/google-in-blockchain/

written by Avivah Litan
>Avivah Litan is a Vice President and Distinguished Analyst in >Gartner Research. Ms. Litan's areas of expertise include >endpoint security, security analytics for cybersecurity and fraud, >user and entity behavioral analytics, and insider threat detection.

suck my dick nolinkers

>> No.14949483

Who?

>> No.14949503
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>>14949483
here is who retard

>> No.14949505

>>14949473
Gartner is litteraly vaporwear its reviews do nothing for organisations.

>t. Half the sales people in my office raved about it for 2 minites at the start of the day then went back to crying on the phones.

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>>14949483

>> No.14949514

>>14949505
they are a fucking consulting company you retard.
they literally influence the business

>> No.14949520

>Thread number 8
Spammers...

>> No.14949524

Isn't this a fucking hair shampoo brand?

>> No.14949534

>>14949524
no the hair shampoo is garnier, not gartner

>> No.14949537

>>14949483

You don't know who Gartner is? Seriously?

>> No.14949557

>>14949473
Literally who working for literal who about a big search company. Kek
>Blog

>> No.14949990

>>14949557
gartner you nigger, gartner is liek the fucking jewish headquarters of banks

>> No.14950008
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>>14949473
Link $1k eoy !
Cheque these !

>> No.14950022

i used to work at the hilton and gartner who arent even majorly in this country would book out all 4 event floors, and about 10 floors of accommodation for their twice yearly company conference things.

they'd leave half the rooms empty order tripple the food they could eat and basically had an unlimited tab on a larger then average variety of alcohol.

as a company theyre massive

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>>14949473
Everyone working in Finance and fortune 500 knows that Gartner decides which tool or solution is the best in a toolset.

>> No.14950203

>>14950095
yes, they are a big influencial consulting firm, they will literally make everybody bend the knee to chainlink

>> No.14950210
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Link on suicide watch. Partnering with a literal who to try to stay relevant. Cope harder faggots

>> No.14950215

>>14949473
If this is such a big deal then why is the price still below $3?

>> No.14950278

>>14950215
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Don't tell them

>> No.14950308
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>>14949473
>>14949483
>>14949520
>>14949537
>>14950008
>>14950022
>>14950210
>>14950215
HIS NAME WAS CU MEATER

>> No.14950311

>>14949534
They're apparently based in Stamford, which of course is the low budget version of Stanford

>> No.14950312

heard of moon3d? 10x or 100x your crypto. ez money

>> No.14950338

>>14950215
This literally the reason we stayed above $2 you ungrateful nigger.

>> No.14950403

>>14950308
fucking LMAO

>> No.14950440

>>14949512
>>14949503
literally who

>> No.14950688
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kek

>> No.14950701

>Brapp S. Niffer

>> No.14950703

>>14950688
LMFAO

>> No.14950718
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>>14950688
>Jason Parserton

>> No.14950756

>>14950308
HIS NAME WAS CU MEATER

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KEK

>> No.14950899

>>14949473
This cups my balls and strokes my shaft to be honest.

>> No.14950948

>>14950701
Heh. This is the one that got me. I was peeing at the time I read this and laughed so hard I peed all over myself.

>> No.14950966

>>14949473
>https://blogs.gartner.com/avivah-litan/2019/07/23/google-in-blockchain/
>blog post

flushhh

>> No.14950991

>>14949473
J Fudded this on reddit. The shills seem to be winning recently on Chainlink posts over there can we start down voting and fudding again please anons?

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>CRINGE

>> No.14951245

>>14951101
fkin kek

>> No.14951390

>>14949473
Lmao who fucking cares about boomer consultants, fuck those nigger brainlets

>> No.14951432

>>14950764
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I LITERALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD

>> No.14951462

>>14950764
OMFGGG HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.14951548

>>14950756
Thats actually that fat fuck Fernando Ribeiro.

>> No.14951582

you fucking idiots making me laugh at stupid shit

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>>14949473
no offense stinkies

>> No.14952147

His name was Cu Meater

>> No.14952569

Who?

>> No.14952583
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>the company that literally invented that bubble chart is partnered with chainlink

Reality is stranger than fiction

>> No.14952822

thx based jews

>> No.14952958
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>>14952583

And according to this blockchain bubble already popped for good and is still propably going downhill until plateau.

Also look at where "blockchain for data security" is. According to this it has peaked and is coming down to the plateau also.

Just sold all my links.

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>>14949473
Mike Hunt is riding the wave of enterprise adoption HARD

>> No.14952979

>>14949503
>>14949512
Yeah my LLC is listed on wiki also, doesn't make me a somebody. Just a way to avoid liability for me

>> No.14953057

>>14950966
Blog posts are how major tech companies announce their major shit nowadays.
They won't fax you anymore, grampa. Get with the times.

Here's Google Cloud for instance announcing their flagship "Anthos" project through a blog post: https://cloud.google.com/blog/topics/hybrid-cloud/new-platform-for-managing-applications-in-todays-multi-cloud-world

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>>14952967
>>14953057

>> No.14953100

>>14949503
Based and who pilled

>> No.14953261

>>14949473
>Avivah Litan
Some breadcrumbs for the needy:
>Before working at Gartner, worked at the World Bank Group
>https://www.worldbank.org/en/news/press-release/2018/08/23/world-bank-prices-first-global-blockchain-bond-raising-a110-million
>https://www.worldbank.org/en/news/press-release/2019/05/15/world-bank-and-cba-partner-to-enable-secondary-bond-trading-recorded-on-blockchain
>https://cointelegraph.com/news/world-bank-leads-secondary-market-phase-of-bond-i-blockchain-bond

And:
>https://www.computerworld.com/article/3324359/blockchain-what-s-it-good-for-absolutely-nothing-report-finds.html
>https://blogs.gartner.com/avivah-litan/2018/09/24/the-shortsightedness-of-blockchain-disillusionment/

LINKies are all gonna make it. There's no fucking denying it.

>> No.14953325

>>14953261
>World Bank Vice President and Treasurer Jingdong Hua

What fucking timeline is this

>> No.14953447

Do you linkers even realize, that the total amount of the link token is HUGE and that there is NO MAIN NET and link is USELESS. How you can even belive, that it will break 3 USD again. It is a PUMP and DUMP. Wake up and kys.

>> No.14953502

>>14953447
How does it feel to be left in the dust fudding after the fud party has ended? You had two years, have fun lurking our celebration threads you absolute moron

>> No.14953517

At a quarterly all hands meeting listening to Tara Westover(fucking kill me) and literally having to contain all my keks. We are all gonna make it Marines

>> No.14953528

lmfao "who?" kys if so

>> No.14953537

>>14949557
I hope all you fucking fudding assholes lose every fucking dime you have invested for dismissing and pissing all over a project you likely have invested in, serves you right.

>> No.14953548

>>14953325
>>14953325
10k$ timeline

>> No.14953557

>>14950210
Profile of a clueless fucking moron next to this anons photo.

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>>14950764
fucking kek

>> No.14953694

>>14953502
Dont worry I am here since 2006

>> No.14953831

bump

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>>14953261
based

>> No.14954110

Anyone seen Micheal Littoris around anywhere?

>> No.14954140

>>14954110
yeah he was hangin with cu meater

>> No.14954176

>>14952958
>4D Printing
What the fuck

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>>14952979
>15000 employees
>Who

>> No.14954259

>>14949473
>security analytics for cybersecurity and fraud
So how comes he doesn't know that chainlink is a 2 men-team scam? Hehe checkmate

>> No.14954444

>>14949505
>vaporwear
>organisations
>minites
>to crying
Don't leave your designed shitting street ever again

>> No.14954643

I am asking again:
Do you linkers even realize, that the total amount of the link token is HUGE and that there is NO MAIN NET and link is USELESS?
How you can even belive, that it will break 3 USD again? It is a PUMP and DUMP. Wake up and kys.

>> No.14954668

>>14954643
> hurr durr attention plz

>> No.14954694

>>14954643
(you)

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>>14950308
>>14950688
>>14950764
>>14951101
>>14952967
>>14953083

Just imagine this gartner employee thinking how great his blogpost is because this is the first time in three years he gets that amount of comments.

>> No.14954873

>>14952958
dont lie, nigger. blockchain for data security isnt close to the top yet.

>> No.14954922

>>14953447
Youre Right Man. Poor Fagots.
Greed Eats Brain since generations

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>>14949473
Kek, kikebook is truly not being used by innovative people, and shitposter. Sell facebook shares if you still hold any, unironically

>> No.14954991

>>14949483
He's right you know.

>> No.14955054

>>14949473
>blog post
>redundant phrasing for the SEO
>fake comments with keyword stuffing for the SEO
Why is everything about this shittoken so forced and manipulated?
tldr;
>throw the shills down down the hill

>> No.14955137

>>14954668
>>14954694
Oh wow. Shy don't you shill cow shit? It has a use at least.

>> No.14955218

>>14950311
Ive got family near that area. Stamford has old $$$$$$$$$$$$$
$10Mil mansion mansions are the norm.
Perhaps even wealthier then Palo Alto(Stanford)

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holy fucking shit this is too funny, guys, keep em coming, think up a funny name and post a serious comment lmao the mods moderating that blogpost are retarded as fuck hahahhahahahhahahaha

common keep eem coming guys, this is fucking gold

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top fkin kek

>> No.14955504

>>14949473
brainlet here, does this have anything to do with Link? says API?

https://medium.com/@brianhausmann/api-abstraction-building-processes-in-the-saas-landscape-to-scale-c5b79735cb99

>> No.14955529

>>14955488
checked

>> No.14955552

>>14954200
>15000 employees
>all of which would say "who" if you brought up the name "chainlink"

>> No.14955559

>>14955555

>> No.14955590

>>14955488
>Your comment is awaiting moderation.

imagine being you.

>> No.14955598

>>14955559
bluepilled and cringed

>> No.14955601

>>14955504
Do you understand what link does?

>> No.14955619

>>14950311
Reddit McRedditson

>> No.14955656

>>14955504
has nothing whatsoever to do with link

>> No.14955747

>>14949473
>https://www.instapay.today/article/swift-competes-with-ripple-with-successful-instant-cross-border-trials-between-asia-and-europe/


someone explain this post to me like i have a learning disability

>> No.14955766

>>14955747
Just remove the word "like" from this post and it will make more sense when you reread it

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Let's see how Rory goes.

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>> No.14956468

>>14955488
Y‘all gonna get that blogpost pulled

>> No.14956512

This thread is the most perfect example I've ever seen of why this board is the worst place you could possibly come for chainlink information and even crypto in general.

>> No.14956527

>>14956468
Let's make sure of it

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>> No.14956533

>>14955773
>>14956353
>awaiting moderation
No one is ever going to see these posts except for the people in this thread and the person who clicks deny.

>> No.14956605

>>14956512
What exactly are you talking about? This thread is filled with people who hate chain link for some reason. Its really odd that there is so much fucking fud around this.

>> No.14956690

>>14956605
>he doesnt know

>> No.14956946
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14956946

Big read flag is that this Avivah is some israeli bitch. Who talks about organic food but is obviously talking about Kosher certified food.

>> No.14957076

>>14953935
Love you kate bush anon

>> No.14957120

>>14949483
YOU ARE A MANIAC

>> No.14957552

My gf just started at Gartner and they’re just a middle man scam. They collect data from everyone who signs as clients and sells the data back to all the clients

>> No.14957584

>>14956946
Invest in the jews or stay poor anon. You can be with the other based and redpilled /pol/acks living in project 8 housing.

>> No.14958182

>>14957584
This.

You need to play ball with them to get in, there's just no way around it. At SOME point, on SOME level even as your own boss as a business owner, you WILL need to play ball. Accept it.

>> No.14958232

>>14956353
I was thinking about asking Sean to write my letter of recommendation for Mumbai Municipal Potty Training Academy application.

>> No.14958329

>>14957584
Based, always good to know some sleazy jews and armenians who know where you can get shit for half price or trick the system.

>> No.14958485

>>14957584
The true final redpill is to become the jew.