/biz/ - Business & Finance

3k hats

i dunno, how to I teach a gook hebrew?

any recommended short term capital growth stock where i can park my money for a good 6 months. Or do i all in gold?

>>14947956
>implying you know Hebrew
Nigga you’d never even pass your bar mitzvah exams.

>>14947961
Uhhh... “parking your money” is pretty much what index funds are for. They offset the individual stock risk, but can’t truly protect against a market downturn.

I still like MO at these levels, it’s more of a value stock though. It’s one I feel very comfortable holding for the long term, especially with compounding dividends (DRiP)

>>14947961
you'll probably lose if you park in gold, too many saudi's and other arabs bought tons of that shit, and any middle east crisis can see a dumping on that like a you wouldn't believe... for six months justs buy some shit that's got short interest against it, and isn't biotech. most crypto projects are going to get fudded, but you can grab something like UTL...

>>14948054
ok fuck you all see you in 6 months

>>14948125
I mean, I agree with your "fuck Iran" sentiment, but I fail to see how mideast crisis would be BAD for gold. People rush to gold in times of crisis.

>>14948054
mm tobacco aint bad, especially when people are screaming and jumping out of the building situation.

>>14948110
kind fear this as well with the recent gold price rally i feel like this is prepping a dump. I'll look into UTL

Ooooooh the FUD is getting to me... why is the FDA such assholes... the alternatives are NOT good.

BUZZ-FDA action on cigars, e-vapor products due soon - Citi
3:36 AM ET, 07/24/2019 - Reuters
** European tobacco companies under pressure after Citi analysts warn FDA action is due soon on cigars and e-vapor

** They expect cigar maker Swedish Match to be hit the most and downgrade the stock to "neutral"; shares off 3.4%

** "So far the FDA has done surprisingly little to regulate the tobacco industry. But that is about to change," Citi says

** It expects FDA also to issue final guidance on e-vapor flavours by October; British American Tobacco and Imperial could be hit short-term

** "We think the FDA may ban mint in October. If it does, that's bad news for e-vapor," Citi adds

** 9 out of 12 analysts covering Swedish Match have a "buy" rating on the stock versus 4 out of 13 same time last year (Thyagaraju Adinarayan)

Come on! Keep escalating!


https://www.reuters.com/article/us-turkey-eib-review/eib-to-halt-turkey-government-linked-lending-till-year-end-idUSKCN1UJ11H

https://www.washingtonpost.com/powerpost/trump-at-odds-with-senate-gop-over-sanctioning-turkey-for-purchase-of-russian-missiles/2019/07/24/6e71f0d4-adad-11e9-bc5c-e73b603e7f38_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.844b5e6a1af0

>>14947902
How is /smg/ doing today? I’m about to get off work and go home to my dog and some CK2

>>14947902
Is there a site or program that shows me the course of my portfolio over time? So that I can for example merge the different charts of my stocks into one single chart

>>14947902
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-07-24/deutsche-bank-tumbles-trading-revenues-plummet

T Baby earnings came today. Debt is Down, Profit is Up. is the theme. The Fat Divvy is Safe. He's right on track to deliver the low debt target by eoy.

>>14949579
R
O
R

>>14947902
Thanks for the glorious pic OP!

>>14947902
Shill me a piece of shit that will (could) go up a shit ton

>>14949330
I'm playing Europa right now and listening to spoopy youtube videos, very comfy!

Is it just me or is almost every company beating earnings? What happened to the earnings recession? I feel like this cut isn't going to be as big as everyone thinks and we might see a big tank in the market again.

>>14949330
Slept for 4 hours, checked my positions (big gains in NOC for me) and is now playing AoE2

>>14949682
Are you talking about last quarter?
This quarter is OK so far, but today is when it really begins. Until now it’s been mostly financial institutions getting the attention, and the results are in, finance is solid right now.

Got a feeling ANTM is about to get crushed...

>>14949719
This quarter is apparently suppose to be flat, the next quarter is the poopy one. But it seems like everyone is doing quite well, though this could just be because expectations have been lowered.

>>14949641
Not a piece of shit, but KBLB possibru. Shareholder meeting today, primarily voting on reverse split to get listed. Good stuff.

>>14949682
Last quarter was even worse, but this earnings season was again expected to be 'horrible'. Honestly it almost feels like an artificial manipulation designed to make stocks beat their earnings easier leading to rallies that pull the entire market up. People are already talking about how next quarter, that's when you'll really see the signs of weakness, ignoring that was supposed to be the last 2 quarters.

>>14948783
>my grandpappy got his shins blown off by some Chinaman in Korea in order to preserve my freedom to have mint flavoring banned by some bureaucrat

>>14949779
Oh ho ho Boeing, that’s incredible.

They really just want to crash everything with no survivors. Yesterday really was the day for SDOW.

He won’t stop shitposting... I think I should’ve shorted or went tvix yesterday.

Boeing reports $2.9 billion second quarter loss, its biggest quarterly loss ever

lfpfltlol

>>14949831
Honestly I'm not sure, for some reason it feels like they've at least stopped targetting individual investors and are instead focused on hurting China's growth, and even keeping the EU stagnant. There are a few massive companies like NFLX that are just retardedly overvalued. A streaming company who in the next year will lose the rights to all of their most popular content, who is going to face competition from some of the biggest content owners on the planet, valued at 120x earnings even after a 16% decline in share price? That shits a $60 stock, and it's no ones fault but retards thinking 'muh Netflix' that have inflated it to such an absurd valuation.

>>14949880
she could at least fix her nose...

>>14949937
She’s a qt tiny little financial fidget spinner that I want to put on the tippy tip and feel the centripidel force.

>>14949905
I think it’s more that investors doubt people will really cancel Netflix subscriptions when who knows how many don’t even watch it and just keep renewing it. While many others pretty much only use Netflix, and love the original programming, and generally turn to neflix rather than even bother with tv. And they’re the player to beat in this space, even Disney is unproven for now, though theyre my pick to win.

Outcome is uncertain, but people having many streaming service subscriptions seems very likely.

Is this relevant to my post or did you just know you could trick me into responding?

the president of the united states is in full meltdown mode

>>14950073
>he says, growing ever so nervous, in conjunction with CNN, for the 116th time this year, and 2,346th time since President Trump has taken office.

>>14950102
Are you getting the twitter notifications?

>>14950109
I don't use social media. Fuck. Let me go check.

G-guys I just bought tvix. It seemed like a good idea. Am I fucking up? CAT and BA had pretty big earning misses, that’s gonna freak people out right?

And of course, Trump is throwing an absolute FIT.

Shit, where do I set my stoploss/trailing stop?

>>14950150
He’s literally the reason I started a twitter feed, I only follow him and Cramer. I don’t think it’s enhanced my quality of life, but it might help with my trading. Maybe.

RUT ROH

Quick, time to bomb Iran!

Kamikaze the Iranian Navy with 737!

So LCI, Up or down today?

I can’t sleep...
Should i go back to the gym? I was just there like 8 hours ago... fugg :DDD

>>14950183
Should... should I be buying gold or SDOW instead of TViX?

>>14950205
>Should i go back to the gym? I was just there like 8 hours ago
Train harder.

>>14950218
But I need sleep for my muscles to heal... I guess i can climb more steps :(

>>14950205
You lack discipline.

Where is Baggie? We need someone to BTFD hard.

>>14950228
I meant that train harder so you dont have urge to go back 8 hours later.

>>14950179
>>14950109
Damn. You weren't kidding. He's spouting off.

MinChan on CNBC! Mueller in 12 minutes!

>>14950234
I don't think baggie does exercise? He also doesn't seem to have discipline, at least not enough to offset his alcoholism and pill habit...

>>14950228
>>14950218
Never seen the 5AM crowd, I am a tiny bit curious...

>>14950241
This is good point.
>>14950234
Time travelling Baggie, giving us all the wrong answers for the good of everyone here. If he gave us the right ones, nobody would believe him. So he gives us exactly what not to do in order to deter us from the wide and straight path to financial hell. He is a blessing. Cherish him.

> AMZN HAS DESTROYED RETAIL INDUSTRY IN U.S., MNUCHIN SAYS

Is 4chins broked again

THIS JUST IN:

Min-chan will NOT be investing in bitcoin, according to Stevey Mnuchin on CNBC

> MNUCHIN SAYS OBVIOUSLY THE MARKET EXPECTS THE FED TO CUT RATES AND A CUT WILL HELP THE ECONOMY OVER THE REST OF THE YEAR

obviously?

Hope everyone's had the opportunity to short deutschebag bank

LCI back to 8 today if blue ID

>>14950422
Checks out. LCI Back to 8.

>>14949969
>valued at 120x earnings

> SNSS fags all quiet?

>>14950474
Because we’re busy buying the dip

>>14950434
Fake news. That "Independence" blue is straight up medium gray.

>>14950501
Fake news. Everybody knows real gray is actually dark white.

This Mueller hearing is gonna be a bunch of showboating for hours while Mueller says "My answer is written in the report" over and over again and I just can't be asked to give a fuck.

Buy SNSS.

alright, twitter timeleine feed is unusable if you dont filter Mueller

good morning
I hope everyone has a great day

Oh god... good thing I only have CRM for my tech stocks right now, and they’re really a “cloud” company.

getting nervous about my tvix, should probably stop fucking with forces I don’t fully comprehend.

>>14950457
Again, they’re really the only streaming service that’s established themselves, so people have high hopes for them. There’s the ones to beat. And it’s believed that if they were concerned with profits they could just keep raising the fee. But they’re concerned with growth.

Seriously, I wish that Neti pot were my penis though. Been a while since my last nose job.

>>14950589
>twitter timeline
The what now? I’ve just got this app and like I said earlier only follow Cramer and trump.

>>14950517
I feel like I've been living a lie.

fucking nadler, i'm selling everything

>>14950672
your twitter feed whatever you call the thing where new tweets come.

>>14949969
how tiny are we talking

>>14950528
Mueller is like the Jerome Powell of the law
He just wants to do his job and serve his country but he is surrounded incessantly by screeching children

>>14950670
Thanks! You too anon!

>>14950699
Ror! Poor guy. Checking it out now

>"The investigation did not establish that members of the Trump campaign conspired with the Russian government in its election interference activities."
Well there we go, now move on and report actual stuff we care about pls.

The President committed obstruction and will be executed for treason because of his conspiracy with the Russians and the Jews are going to allow for this to occur so that they can let a bunch of Mexicans take our jobs. I'm selling it all at open.

>>14950733
Checkdd

>>14950699
No, Muller is an attention-seeking faggot who is trying to resurrect presumption of guilt to stretch out his fifteen minutes in the limelight.

>>14950744
how dare you

>>14950699
>Jerome Powell
He's more like a Lavrentiy Beria who don't have the skill to manage a purge
or the intestinal fortitude to abduct women.

>>14950754
Muller is closing in

Dropping 10K into SNAP wish me luck boys.

>>14950758
HOW DARE YOU
I'll have you know that Jerome has the skills to manage any purge, and has abducted many beautiful women to get familiar with their intestines in late night romps all over North America, Europe, and East Asia

what the hell is wrong with you dude, who do you think you are

>>14950733
yes but the president didn't co-operate with the investigation once it became known that he and members of his campaign were under investigation. this is clearly obstruction of justice and grounds for capital punishment.

>>14950744
This

>>14950777
Checked.

Rep. Doug Collins: "At any time during the investigation, was your investigation curtailed or stopped or hindered?"

Robert Mueller: "No"

Well, I think we're done here.

EVERYTHING IS ON FIIIIIREEE

BGS still dropping

So are UNH, HEXO,
GOOD GOD THAT DROP IN CXW?!

>>14950699
Not as tiny as I thought actually... I think she's a QT though!!

>>14950777
nice, checked.

>>14950770
No.
I wish you stopped posting degenerate traps though.

>>14950754
But I'm wrong. He spent most of his investigation going after random politicans for doing typical Washington stuff. He obviously doesn't care about the Law, or he would have targeted more people. He clearly wasn't doing his job, because then he wouls have concluded his investigation once he didn't find anything rather than going off on tangents that have nothing to do with his mandate.

He knows no one gives a shit about him, and he'll be forgotten the moment the investigation ends, so he's delaying that as long as he can to jerk off his own ego.

I motion to have the portion of Mueller's testimony from Ms. Jackson Lee to be stricken from the record on the grounds that she's a woman of colour.

>>14950813
>colour

>>14950813
No coloreds?

Sorry to bother you gentlemen (and ladies and other non-binary anons), but the market opens in 10 minutes and I was just wondering if we could all talk about how we're gonna make or lose money today instead of all this other bullshit that's happening.

>>14950810
>She is a trap
It's like you a virgin or something? Lol

>>14950778
>>14950809
negro he straight up told people to hinder the investigation and remove Mueller. The guy disobeyed him (paige maybe? I don't remember) and that saved his ass.

If you order an assassination and they rat you out, you still get charged with a crime. It just doesn't do any good when the individual is a sitting president.

>>14950699
From her insta comments:
>Can you imagine if shaq and Sara had sex ? >Sara would be rushed to hospital

>>14950825
based

>>14950845
I ALREADY TOLD YOU
I BOUGHT TVIX

>>14950845
What if there were a politics-finance thread?

>>14950845
Just fucking sell it. They're going to impeach Trump, undo his tax cuts, use their global warming conspiracy to reform the economy, and fundamentally fuck up EPS on everything that's good today. Walk away now and invest in what ever the government pours the money into tomorrow.

>>14950795
the trip sevens are a cruel mistress to me
I got them yesterday and it was an ill omen of the CMG earnings beat (I should have sold my put)

>>14950810
I'm just going to keep going in on HEXO and BGS until they bleed me dry
Cheapies or Death

as far as tiny, I'm looking for 5'1" or under

>>14950875
>implying they can defeat Trump
Ror! I just dont see it. Hes come this far. I'm sure his admins have some plan.

>>14950869
That's cool - as for this thread I was merely suggesting that if people wanna live blog or argue strictly about Muller's testimony this morning there's a cool app in the app store called Grindr they can download in order to do that.

Buy REKR or forever regret.
$5 EOM
I’d explain why if anyone cares but feel free to do your own research

>>14950895
>app(le) store
>grindr

>>14950869
This is the closest thing we got... We speculate on stocks, and then when there's major political goings on that effect stocks, we speculate on that.

Please don't invite... that other board. They are infested with schizophrenics and have gone to gang-stalking levels of paranoia.

I just wish we'd get some Apple and Microsoft cheapies instead of these other stupid companies.

The facebook users absolutely don't even care about privacy, but now the gov't has to come in to impose consequences.

>>14950878
That's pretty good, I'd love a <100 lb spinner like that.

>>14950928
Well I was thinking more of another thread here to try and revive the board.

Nisource Inc., Genpact Limited, General Electric, and Ryder is something everybody should own a few shares of.

>>14950901
what is this, some Scandinavian shit?

>>14950958
who?

>>14950953
Don't concern yourself too much with things WAY beyond your control. The whole site is in a quality recession.

>>14950895
lel

What's up with Heath care today? There are multiple ones climbing? Did they finally release the cure for cancer?

LCI is never going above 8 again boys. Sad but true

KOHHHHHHHHLSSSSSS

>>14951014
>he says, nervous about the rising share price as he realizes he is overleveraged on his short position, about to get a margin call, and Teva just keeps going down.

>>14951032
I have 100 shares at 7.23 average.
I couldnt tell you how to short a stock if my life depended on it.

>>14947902
Do any of you fagg- I means frens trade WKHS?

I keep seeing shit saying it has good setups. I've only lost money holding that fucking dog.

Maybe I'm too old for this game. I need to build an app....

>>14951030
Oh... well that was fun while it lasted

>>14951042
Oh.... ok.... why are you showing FUD then?

Also, short is easy. Need a margin account, gotta have some maintenance fund or assets, gotta pay that interest, and then you just *click* on the short sell. What that does is allow you to borrow a stock from your broker to sell right then. You do this because you dont owe them money on that stock, you just owe them stock. So, you buy back the stock when it goes down, and pocket the difference.

If long= buy low, sell high
Then short=sell high, buy low.

UNH ON SALE BIG TIME BOYS
Don't understand why. Is it just the dow dragging it down because of CAT and BA?

>>14950992
She seems very unremarkable.

I would expect Merck to be up and ABBV to be down, but both are down. Not sure what's happening here, lost of damage in the sector.

>>14951042
It literally doesn't understand realism, and has no ability to think for itself. It just parrots what trips say. Please avoid responding if possible.

>leave trading because of grad school
>had 150 shares of ENPH when they were worth ~$1.20
>they're now worth ~$20

AAAAAAHHHH WHY ISN'T TVIX GOING UP?!
GOD DAMN IT ORANGE MAN AND MUELLER DO THINGS!!!

>>14951139
Same but I had 1k

>OBLN
GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?

>>14951139
Man I just sold a bunch of SKIS for $5 a share a few months ago and now they're getting bought out by Vail for over $10/share

Also CMG and TUP are destroying me right now

Feel sorry for all you retards that listened to the SNSScuck and got stuck bagholding now

>>14951213
he was shilling that shit when it was 60 cents. the dumb fucks didn't listen and fomo'd in the 80s never change /biz/

>>14951213
t-transgenders look like THAT?!
Does he mean transpecies maybe?

>>14951198
Why bet against a company with a cultlike following like CMG...?

>>14951213
It's being forced down by a weird series of market sells and has been all week. All of the asks are over .80 still. They're trying to squeeze the smaller investors to free up shares, there's no other explanation.

>>14951303
thanks just bought 10 calls.

>Q3 of 2019
>Believing anything SNSS Anon says
>ISHIGGY

I'm shorting some T-Bills, clearly the government is going to release some new ones and the supply will be high while demand falls as our government continues to be fucking up.

>>14951309
When this thing goes back up it's gonna go back up FAST.

>>14947902
>Bought 50 shares of SNSS at 0.72 at Robinhood
>it charges me at 0.76 for each share
>Todays high is only 75

Fuck this jewfuckkikery of an app.

>>14951342
use a limit buy next time brainlet

>>14951342
Gotta use limit buys/sells or it will go 5% up or down on the purchase price.

>>14951303
That stock looks like it's going back to .25

>>14951342
lol he used a market buy and got charged an extra 5%

>>14951342
>market buy

>>14951371
It's not. This is a retail squeeze.

>>14950875
Naw 4 more years!
KKKAG! (Keep America Great!)

>CTST down AGAIN this morning on news that leadership knew about the fraud

Fug

>>14951385
Just telling you what I see, gl no position for me

Thoughts on NOK? Thinking about getting a put debit spread but I don't really know if the stock will move that much, even on an earnings miss.

>>14951414
All good. It just jumped back up 7%

Come on LCI, Turn that corner and squeeze some shorts!!

fucking put order for t-bills isn't filling, mother fuckers are trying to make me over pay for this shit again.

>>14951442
nice, hope it goes to $100 my man

>>14951213
>loaded up at 69 cents
>immediately shoots back above 73 cents

Now as I was saying earlier.
>OBLN
Holy shit those poor bastards

should i buy OBLN right now?

>>14951522
I have literally no idea. That shit is volatile as hell.

>>14951483
how are you today mark? everything going well?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>14951342
>doesn't use limits with ROBinhood

>>14951342
with an illegitimate scam brokerage like RH, you always need to limit buy. I can market buy on my platform without any worries because it tells me exactly what price I'll be paying at market. I also pay $4 per trade. you get what you pay for

>>14951551
>Mark

Oh, Hi Mark!
Seems like you are the EXPERT!

Seeing those virtual youtubers "in person" is super fucking weird.

lol gold is crashing, get fucked

QYLD dividend is 0.1711 per share, roughly 0.73% of share price, payable August 1st. Ahhhhh, gotta love those dividends.

Next exdiv day is Aug 21st, payable Aug 29th. Don‘t be late this time anons.

MY TIVX IS GETTING ABSOLUTELY FUUUUUCKED AND I WANT TO PANIC SELL BUT ALSO BUY MORE!!

>>14951621
Seriously? I;ve been waiting for a good buying opportunity!

>>14951636
cheapies are a coming, but not time to long yet, pick up some dust and trade it into gold later this week.

>>14951621
it looks up on the day to me?

>>14951665
nah it's getting fucked, you can long it here if you want to bag hold, but this shit's falling like a fucking small child on its first bike ride

>>14951662
really? you thing NOW is the time to bear on gold?

jesus fuck today really seemed like a good day to sell or short/bet on volatility. CAT and BA disasters combined with Mueller.

Is it over? Is he done?

what is happening to DF?? I love my land o lakes gal :(

>>14951729
betting against 2 dow components? in this economy? are you fucking insane? do you hate cheapies? NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION.

>>14951816
I’m not betting against them, I’m betting that people will be buying puts. I think?

Jesus man the results they posted were terrible. But cat didn’t cut expectations so I guess that’s keeping them afloat...

DCA'd my LCI stock to 7.94.
How does the future for LCI look?
Am I going to lose my American funbux?

>government contracts
>jobs openings
>greatest software to check loisenses which id bet will eventually become
Nationally used

For fuck's sake, AMD, why can't you go down, so I can buy back in?

>>14951972
Don’t forget I told y’all. And what did I tell y’all? And when did I tell yalll? Mmmmhhhmm

>>14951972
Lmao i own one share and its up 50%

just bought my first call today boys, lets hope i dont get fucked

>>14951873
No. Just wait til earnings

>>14951983
This but aapl

Who the fuck is buying it up here, with these expectations so fuckhigh?

I move to have Ms. Demings portion of the testimony to be stricken from the record.

Fuckin buy this its gonna go up because Lesnar is the current champ and the MMA normies love him and will buy his merch and watch summerslam and shit and WWEs stock will explode

THE SPY IS FALLING THE SPY IS FALLING!

>>14951442
You, sir, are absolutely clueless. You cannot even name one valid reason why your meme stock should go up

>>14951873
how do you feel about trading on OTC pink slips?

>>14952148
Stocks go up, stocks go down. You can’t explain that.

>>14952148
He's already explained it multiple times

So is the LCI meme dead? Should I buy dip?

>>14952088
You convinced me, just bought a thousand shares

>>14952126
"When chicken little told you that the SPY was falling, even if it wasn't would you still come crawling BAAAAACK AGAIN, I KNOW YOU WOOOOOULD MY FRIEND, again and again and again and again and again....Somethings right with the world today"

>>14952182
No. When everyone was celebrating was the signal to short. Now wait til people are very upset for the signal to... just buy a better company

What is the best way to short AMD?

Doubling my stake in AMRN now that the American Diabetes Association has backed Vascepa. Am I gonna finally make it?

>>14952148
I've explained it before but here we go again.
Vercrutinib is the drug being producted by SNSS, it is about to enter Phase 2 testing, and the results from Phase 1b testing for 200mg dosage will be released soon. At lower dosages, the drug was safe and reduced tumors by up to 47%. In the 10 clinical trials currently ongoing, (more than twice those ARQL is having for their BTK inhibitor), there are patients whose drug resistant leukimia should have already killed them, still alive MONTHS after their "deadlines". There were recently buys of over 15% interest in the company by 3 major investment firms, all of which have excellent reputations for being successful. The next news is scheduled for August 8th

>>14952245
yes

>>14952306
Pendulum 2.0

Snss is doomed

>>14952182
>>14952232
LCI to $60

>>14952306
Fuck I mean vecabrutinib , that name always gets me

>>14952237
You wait for it to reach 38.40-35 and press the short button with a tight stop loss

when is this mueller thing going to get to the part about hillary clinton's e-mails and how she acid washed her hard drives and took sledge hammers to black berries?

>>14951773
the psychic anguish of 1 billion burned udders has doomed them

>>14952354
Vayntrub?

>>14952349

Watching my LCI Aug $10 Calls

Anon, there's a call for you!

Who is it?

THE GAME

>>14952475
as long as doom is full of udders, milk, and milky udders, it's a doom I can live with ;)

>>14952546
damn

>>14952429
Right around when CRWD crashes when their executive team is indicted for supplying a falsified report to move FBI attention away from the murder of Seth Rich.

This LCI is becoming so predictable. I fucking hope this is shorts digging a deeper hole.

LCI to $60

im buying 100 F's. What's the safest strat to writing calls?

>>14952674
Clothed (covered)

the number of robinhood users holding LCI has increased and has been increasing on this dip... robinhood users is the type of people that short want to sell to create selling pressure that isn't artificial.. thing is.. robinhood users are big time dip buyers apparently lol

>>14952429
I always smash up and magnetize my old hard drives. And I don't even have much money to steal if people recover my shit.

Why are people still talking about hillary? she lost, we moved on.

>>14952693
>Acovered callis a financial market transaction in which the seller ofcalloptions owns the corresponding amount of the underlying
>im buying 100 F's
yes and then...?

>>14947902
Fuck guys, the stock I bought goes up.....What do I do now? This never happened before....Help, I need an adult.

>>14952717
robinhood users are big time semisuckers

CSCO is paying out its dividend today, i'll see it in my account tomorrow.

In the immortal words of Dave Chapelle...DRIP DRIP DRIP

>>14952744
The point is people are holding and buying more when shorts need people to be selling...

LCI to $60

>>14952719
well this whole russian witch hunt started with the dossier that her campaign funded and the fisa warrant that the nigger's administration signed off on.

>>14952088
a lot of fans have been unhappy with wwe... had to sell my wwe stocks off baka

>>14952739
keep holding until it goes back down to below where you bought it and then cut losses.

>>14952820
Eh, trumps campaign stunk anyways, he should be thankful for the way this all planned out. And having his hands tied by this has likely been good for the US as well, too much control by one party is dangerous.

>>14952779
Oh fug :DDDD
You lucky shit, those DRiP’s are even going to buy the dip. I wish I got in on Cisco.

I also really wish I bought more UNH this morning, this is a bargain.

>>14952867
>too much control by one party is dangerous
seems to be going well for the Chinese

>>14952733
Then you sell a call...

Anyone ever heard of STM?

>>14952733
That's it. Write call.

How many people in /smg/ actually know what they're talking about? Every time I talk about doing something you guys make fun of me and tell me not to do it, then I make money and then you guys call me an idiot. What's the deal?

>>14952925
I meant for the people
but also for the stock market somewhat, gridlock means things can't change quickly, means less uncertainty

>>14952975
This is a TurkoNipponese basket weaving forum. What do you expect? Do blue collar basket weavers understand neocolonial financial speculation?

>>14952975
You have to discern for yourself which posts are memes. which are shills to alleviate bagholding, and which are real/interesting/actionable information. There are definitely smart people that post here, but if you knew what you were doing, would you divulge every move you made? Give away information for free? Actually provide financial advice (which is not legal and nobody here should be claiming to provide said advice - it's just opinions). You should probably lower your expectations a bit if you think you're going to get high-quality insight from people posting on a Laotian silent pictures imageboard.

>>14952975
this is like a locker room, 50% shit talking, 40% off topic shit talking, and 10% real good advice

So do I buy Tesla now or not?

>>14952975
Over the 3 months since I started writing covered calls, I‘m up 43%. Nobody listens.

>>14953033
Those repeating arabic numerals affirm the accuracy of that statement.

>>14953033
I feel like that 10% number is a bit high.

>>14953085
9.75% good advice

>>14952975
people are stuck to their own strategies

I am a DEWIG strategist:

Dividends
Every
Week
Iron
Grip

However if someone wants to swing trade, puts, calls, strangles, earnings gamble, etc and they make money, good on them. odds are buying an holding long term will provide you with better results though

to each their own

Jack isnt red today
thats the power of the band

>>14953145
I'm more of a DEWM guy myself.

Dividends
Every
Week
(Mostly)

I'm about to switch by divvies over to another account because Robinhood's UI is awful when someone holds more than 10 stocks

>>14953145
>>14953293

Anyone here on stocktwits plus? Is it worth it

Thanks for shilling KTOS.
Bought in at $14, it’s at $24 now

Oh Fuck look at TUP

>>14953064
Yes you should get in pre earnings. Moon mission after hours (Disclaimer I got in at $188).

>>14953396
sounds like a buy opportunity, especially with Black Friday coming up. I doubt the Tupperware craze is over, someone call their mom and see

>>14953396
holy shit! anyone know how?

So glad i pulled out of my dudeweeds and went deeper into schd with the profits.

Schwab really is the best

>>14953466
China

>>14953400
How much do you think 188 will make you after the mooning? Or is it completely unpredictable?

>>14953480

lol doomers getting fucked gold and vix going to 0

>>14950770
>SNAP
Its gonna pump harder than Evan is pumping that womb. Considering that every instathot/part time gonewild babe has a private snapchat nowadays + anything that comes out of Zuckland is not to be trusted, the revenue will only go up.

>>14953482
Going to go up or down 5.5% after earnings based on options trading

>>14953526
I know nothing about gold and such, not interested by it, but what's your source about it dumping my man?

https://goldprice.org/ -- this boy says the contrary

What do you think my people, sell off my dudeweed stocks or hope for future gains?
I don’t see anything but stagnation for the next couple years... could be missing something though if anyone else is holding CRON

>>14953595
I have alternative facts that show a hard double rejection at $1430 and trend reversal formulating.

>>14953625
You should write covered calls.

>>14953629
pretty good idea
No one wants to pay 1400 for a yieldless rock lmao

>>14951048
im in at 3.65

KBLB up. What happened at the shareholder meeting?

What's for lunch today guys? Got an Italian sub from Mama Mia's

>>14953856
it's 6PM here

I’m eating a Philly cheesesteak sub with LEVO grindings sprinkled all over the top. In hopes someday LCI will stop telling me, “It’s not you, it’s me.”

>UPS 8% up
/biz/ shilling turned me into a bagholder, this is my chance to get out.

>>14953648
Thanks for the input Dobber, I have yet to try covered calls but don’t see much risk in it. I think I’ll try this out! I know I should aim for 30/45 days out but do you think I should look for 2% premium or go higher than that?
It’s my understanding the only downside would be the stock price falls and then I would buy back my call and either reposition or hodl

>>14953954
vroom vroom

>>14950204
up!
buy the dip!

>>14953549
>Knowing what the company does.
Lol. I could give two shits what they do. I'm all about those numbers.

>>14953969
Personally, I sell weeklies on margin, usually for about 3-5%. You should probably aim for a higher profit if you‘re going to 30 DoE, unless it‘s a low volatility stock. I can say with writing options, you should hold to expiry pretty much always, even if your stock starts tanking. Regrets are usually had when you roll down too early and it starts going back up again soon after.

>>14953625
If it ever goes legal federally or they work out the bank restriction issues the big agriculral and tobacco companies will jump in and drive every thing else out.

>>14954247
Drive everything else out? What do you mean by this?

>>14954247
Oh yeah, wasnt there a big tobacco company already preparing for legalization?

Why’s ASM going up?

>>14954339
Altria, I think. Or at least they took sizeable positions in canadian dudeweeds.

INSIDER HERE GET IN KTOS EARNINGS WILL BE MOON FUEL BIG CONTRACTS MANY SUCH CASES

QQQ keeping the Golden Bull dream alive

>>14954006
This is cute in a dystopian horror way.

>>14953856
my lunch today is your mother's hairy asshole, mark

i now have a meme account
whos going on my yacht with me?

>>14954062
I like the idea of higher turnover and guess I was being conservative there with premiums. Huh, f that aha, I’m here for the dosh.

>>14954247
If I understand you correctly that’s why I’m nervous about selling. I missed takeoff at $23. My guys MO have around 25% stake in CRON since last Dec. and there is nothing better than a spliff. Heck, that ratio is even prime.

I’m sorry dobber, for now I will take what you said and try it on my useless CERC stocks - since I have almost no other 100+ hodls

AMZN insider here. We're going to miss and send the whole market into chaos.

>>14954780
Wrong choice of ass, fren

>>14954782
Youre getting taken for a ride friend

does anyone have any experience with questrade? very new to this and trying to find a good broker as a canadian

Sold all my AMD stocks to put into bitcoin eventhough I know AMD will go to at least $50 and I bought in cheap.

Did I fuck up or am I a genius

MXR insider here, source of colombian alluvial gold has been found. Est. 350M MC

Holy fuck I got dunked on by OBLN. SNSSbro why did you forsake me?

>>14954894
I definitely did not tell anyone to buy OBLN.

Sell snap today or hold my gains? Plz /smg teach me

I told you fags about this in the morning

>>14954782
lol that account... needs more AMRS tbdesu

>>14954782
I'm down, but first you gotta sell you NBVR and swap your SNSS stocks for the $1 and $2 January calls, you'll get much more for your money that way. Plus if SNSS takes a hit at this point the stock will essentially go to zero anyway so what's to lose?

>>14954964
>>14954973
Oh yeah, and this as well. It's like buying Dupont chemicals in the 1930s. I'm planning on literally going to the moon with nothing but dividend payments.

>>14954961
I bought 20 shares and I'm up 4.75% on the day, thx bae

Thank God for AMD and T.

SNAP insider here holy fuck send help

Well Cresco, we gonna do an oversold bounce for real now or will it be another market dump fest in the final 15 like yesterday?

YOU GUYS TOLD ME SNAP WAS A MEME! THIS PREMIUM SNAP CHAT THOT THING IS MAKING SO MUCH MONEY AND I DIDN"T GET A FUCKING PIECE OF IT!!!!

>>14954686
Looks risky, serious potential though.

So did I miss the sprint tmo train?

Nasdaq 100 has officially hit 8000

Party time

Has anybody ever been as wrong as Baggie is about to be in 45 minutes

>nvidia partnership(google it)
>gov contracts
>advanced loiscense reader

>>14954954
Bump this

>>14951972
>>14952018
Its not just bagholders hoping to sell is it? It started selling higher when it appeared on the stock market before crashing heavily.

>>14955169
Baggie from last week was pretty wrong.

>>14954954
hold till 30

So will usa stock markets will become the bastion for all the world’s wealth?

>>14955270
I don’t think so, it’s the result of >>14955219

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT THE FUCCIES?!
WHY IS IT STILL GOING DOWN???

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPFFFFF!!!

>>14955372
The world runs on the petro dollar. Of course the U.S stock market is where the wealth is.

>>14955372
> become

>>14955372
The USA will be the only wealthy country left, everyone else degrades to 3rd world developmental poverty. Milkshake theory. Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp

>>14955372
>become

>>14955449
Do I take my losses now?
Fuck this was such a shitty stupid move. I am a stock market donor AGAIN.

>>14955457
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE

Short ANTM
Thank me later.

poorfag here, bought 3 amd calls today did i fuck up or is it good idea, i always heard to just bet on winners and its worked out so far

>>14955496
It's probably fine.

>>14955496
I think that‘s in regards to horse racing anon... but Su Bae is a tendie goddess and as long as you didn‘t do any gay weekly otm shit you‘ll be fine.

>>14954853
Fukd
>>14955219
Tfw I clucked myself into lci at 6.80 instead of getting this at 3.60...

>>14955528
desu i dont even know what that is, so i think were good

>>14953471
You’re literally the only person I’ve seen besides myself who talks about the Schwab ETF’s.

I took profits in SCHG yesterday, expecting a slaughter today. Slept through most of the trading today though. Meh.

Pretty happy with it though, love that there’s no transaction fees. I did have a 0.02 “exchange fee” though.

>>14954853
>bitcoin

>>14955456
>>14955467
>Come be?

>>14955551
I see the schwab etfs mentioned every now and then. If you have a schwab account they are literally free money. If you dont have a schwab account then its almost free money.

Can anyone explain to me how this wouldnt be free money?

I need to keep out of biotech stocks they never work out for me.

>ding ding
>slash wrist
Imagine if I’d have just bought UNH instead of being literally retard

>>14954835
yeah on my yacht to the moon

>>14955729
NBRV train leaves in August anon. Get in. Also LPTX. These are the only two things in my portfolio right now

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .22%, not good but not devastating, just another sub-par performance. Today is Pioneer day, so we get fireworks again. Half off pizza and lager, it's the "Pie n Beer day special"

>>14955774
Up 2.75% today. Dunno why RH put red theme on my chart but I ain‘t complaining. Should finally breach 9k mark by this friday.

>>14955219
I told the board about this yesterday how good I was doing with it how noting for them to buy but was ignored. Only I had more capital to throw at it. Bought in at upper 2’s

>>14955774
Down .37%. Not too bad.

>>14955774
Got the giga bull today
up 1%, and up 1% since July 1st, right on track

>>14955774
Another good day. Thank you BAC and AMAT.

>>14955551
Hi, ol chucky and me real good pals. Plz tell me, all about Schwab ETFs, cause I havent even considered

>>14955774
BIG DICK GANGSTA COMING THROUGH

>>14955853
>Your order to buy 5 shares of LCI was executed at $8.53 per share

>>14955774
I got fucked by biotech and crypto today but AMD and T did good so maybe tomorrow will be better. Thank you for always posting this btw.

>>14955883
Nice 16 cent gain. I follow DITID myself

Do
It
Til
I
Die

>>14955803
>tell /biz/ about shit p&d
>everyone buys
>tell /biz/ about good non scam stock
>ignored
Classic

>>14955774
Down 13% this week. I have been fucking up lately and clearly missed out on some potentially big moves the past few days. Any suggestions for the rest of the week? I need to make back some of what I have lost.

>>14955885
Yea it was yesterday got FOMO bad but only through in a little will see where it goes eh.

Lets see some LCI Green Tomorrow!

>>14955909
Desperate out of the money Amazon puts.

I’ hope LITE to goes up so I can get out for a new investment

>>14955921
Not till August I bet

>>14955774
Was down -2% but recovered to -.5% by the end.

Fully out of CTST finally. Only going down further now that it's basically confirmed the entire company knew they were committing fraud. It's better to reinvest in other cannabis stocks being pulled down by their horseshit than hoping for their problems to magically be fixed.

>>14955919
I‘m sorry. Butter luck next time.
>>14955909
Write covered calls. Or buy QYLD if you can‘t afford 100 lots.

why dont people just buy QLD and SSO and hold

its ideal

>>14955104

Alright cool. No market dumping. Maybe it can get something going off the bottom here.

>>14955853
>>14955885
LMAOOO
LCI to $60
Elon Musk keeping me afloat

>>14955449

vix chan is sleepy because the market is temporarily satisfied that the habbening is not coming just yet, options have chilled. Earnings turned out better than anticipated overall. Melt up shall resume until such time as it stops.

Holy fucking shit Robinhood...

making new thread hold your horses....

why did F just crash

>>14956103
SEE! I DIDNT INVEST IN BGFV IT WAS A HACKER

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU thread

>>14956151

>>14956151

>>14956151

>>14956151

>>14954772
>van
>dystopian horror
I know they're not as hip as crossover sport utility vehicles, but come on now.

>>14955774
Up 2% today! im up 15% in the month and im feeling great!