/biz/ - Business & Finance

take out as much debt as possible and stick banks with the bill

Without islam you have nothing convert to islam because when you are dead the only thing that will matter is your belief in allah and his messenger muhammad

>>14945207
You should probably ball out now. My friend got diagnosed with brain cancer, early 30s, died months later.

use my millions to finance my murder spree. if i'm going to die, i'm gonna take as many as i can with me

give some to me papa, i'll swag out in your name.

>>14945207
hookers, blow, and thailand

Distribute your stack to bizlets in increments of lets say 10k so it doesnt take too long, in exchange for them completing random tasks i.e sharpie in pooper.

It depends on whether you have kids or want to leave a loved one with an inheritance. If not I'd travel and see everything I'd wanted to see and do everything I wanted to do. With the amount you have saved you can manage a lot. Live it up while you can.

>>14945207
Do whatever the fuck you want until you die, the world is your oyster. Place it all on roulette, watch movies and eat whatever the fuck you want, give me the money.

>>14945207
Give me half and let me carry on your memory with cocaine and whores.

>>14945207
Travel, spend time with family/ friends, seek peace with your situation. Make it a point to know that I'm leaving something good in the world, even if it's memories or for only a few people, knowing that it matters

buy a boat and join McAfee on the high seas

>>14945243
True. Don't give me the money give it to your kids.

>>14945207
It’s provably nothing.

>>14945218
Unfortunately, its not that easy. Banks will just take whatever from your estate when you die.

>>14945207
Smoke a lot of weed to kill the cancer.
We're talking like 2 or 3 dab carts a day.
Also eat a variety of vegetables.
Guarantee you will be cure.

>>14945207
also he's fudding so you'll sell your positions

>>14945230
Either do this or go to South America and proceed to bareback as many thiccc Venezuelan hookers as possible before dying.

>>14945207
>what would you do in my totally not made up situation
make it known that i have millions, breed with multiple women, give them all a share of said wealth when i die, hope that at least one of my future offspring turns out worthy of my memory.

that or use the money to take as many of Them with me as possible

if you are not trolling

I'm sorry OP

enjoy the time you have left and spend your money like never before

Two chicks at the same time.

Get fukt Boomer should have lifted

>>14945322

Fuckin' A man. I always wanted to do that.

>>14945207
Godspeed anon. Also, death is nothing to fear. So be easy.

>>14945322
OP you could probably swing this if you go on tinder and say it's your dying wish

>>14945207
Go to church. There's is still time friend. Jesus loves you.

I would make a charitable donation, throw a party and invite all my friends, and put the real homies in my will. I would also buy a motorcycle and take a pound of blow with me on a west coast road trip. Bonus points if you pay a friend to do it with you

>>14945276
So blow it all before you die?
When you've got less than a month left just throw all your assets into your mansion and fucking burn it down

>>14945207
Go hardcore vegan to kill the cancer, start fasting to starve the cancer out.

>>14945351
Charities are scams

>>14945364

Yeah, sick people are faking it. ಠ_ಠ

>>14945207
Go full hedonistic travel mode. I would be shooting up so much dope, doing so many lines, and going so many places. Most people die broke and don't get this opportunity

I also just want to say there's a bunch of retards peddling their vegan bong smoking cures. Don't cling to that hippie bullshit dude. You have brain cancer and you're going to die. Accept it and make the most of it. We will all be a few years behind you

>>14945207
F

Honestly?

Live life to the fullest while being kind to people. Go take that sky dive, boat expedition, and camping trip. Go see the pyramids, walk the Great Wall, and explore the mysteries of the Mayan civilization of old.

Treat yourself, and be kind and genuine to those along the way. Prepare for the journey of a life time, and enjoy every moment of it fulfilling every need your mind can conjure.

God Speed, friendo. We’ll meet like we always do, on the other side.

And don’t worry. If you want to play again, you’ll have as many goes at it as you can handle.

>>14945364
Some are, yeah. Personally I would donate to my old boy scout troop and maybe the local parks department

>>14945207
Doctors' opinions are worth total jackshit.

Come to SEA and have the time of your life, you won't die anytime soon I'll guarantee ya

>>14945207

if i recall right, australian Max Igan has healed many cancer patients, so i suggest you to contact to Max Igan

A Cure For Cancer: Max Igan talks with Rick Simpson

https://archive.org/details/ACureForCancerMaxIganTalksWithRickSimpson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idjaAN8_-p4

also, start urine therapy, you have nothing to lose
there are lot of people who have practice urine therapy

Dr Nakao was the first Doctor to stand up and voice his clinical studies of the mechanics of urine therapy, devoting his time to the understanding of how it works. prize winning for his efforts in helping advocate the power of this therapy.

Urine Therapy Interview with Dr. Nakao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEPrB6x02CI

>>14945389
This is the gayest post on 4chan

>>14945207
I'd get a second and third opinion. If they said the same thing then I'd ball out and finally buy that lambo.

I knew a man in his 50s and the doctor told him he had a few months to live due to cancer. The dude loved crack cocaine. He started smoking even more crack. He even kicked in his neighbors door and robbed him. A year and a half later he was still alive. I haven't seen him since.

A doctor told a woman I knew to get her affairs in order because she doesn't have much longer to live because of cancer so she gave all her money to her neice and nephew. Turns out she didn't have cancer and didn't die. The niece and nephew wouldn't give the money back so she lost her house. Last I heard she was looking for a small condo. At least she doesn't really have cancer.

So just be careful what you do.

>>14945207
>>14945207
>>14945207
do what the other anons said but also I would sign up for a brain cancer clinical trial. Considering modern methods are known not to work, might as well try some of the cooler experimental shit (nanobots, gene editing) and it either works or I help science.
Also >>14945281
smoke a shitton of RSO (Rick Simpson Oil) which is actually supposed to be able to help with cancer. But do your own research on Google. The dude has a website

>>14945425

Maybe 4Channel.

>>14945207

> im a 44 year old boomer

44. Boomer. Pick one.

>>14945207
fly to Australia and inject your self with tiger snake venom until your cured

>>14945454
Go back

>>14945454
It's self deprecating humor you fucking boomer

>>14945207
Make your peace with God, anon. Lay up your treasure in heaven. Everything in this life passes away, it’s like wind, vanity. Read Ecclesiastes. Jesus loves you. You’re fortunate, you have time, use it to find peace, do something good with what you’ve been given.

>>14945454
Consider lurking 2 years or go back

Do one of those DMT sessions from South America to connect with the universe before dying. Also cancer is a meme; stop eating sugar and fast 16hrs and soon your cancer will be magically gone

>>14945454
Welcome to 4chan!

>>14945207

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>>14945454
Retard

But in all seriousness try water fasting. At the very least it will make chemo a breeze.

t. aunt with bowel cancer

sorry OP :(

Sending blessings your way op

fuck man that blows, that's everyone's worst nightmare. try and have a good time before chemo fucks you. if you're not going the chemo route, then do everything you've ever wanted to do in these last couple years.

>>14945207

contact to Max Ihan, he lives in Australia

You can hear Max Igan talk about curing his friends' on "incurable" cancers with Cannabis oil starting at 1:08:00 in this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXnxIQW65Zw

>>14945207

contact to Max Igan, he lives in Australia

You can hear Max Igan talk about curing his friends' on "incurable" cancers with Cannabis oil starting at 1:08:00 in this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXnxIQW65Zw

>>14945230
Make a drone with those gas turbines the rocketman uses. Put a chair on it. Sit in chair and go on a magical trip.

>>14945207
F

all these people saying do x or y to cure the cancer, have any of you read the OP? its a fucking brain cancer, the brain isnt an organ that can regenerate

>>14945207
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Is it GBM?

>>14945816
Try harder until it works out and regenerates.

>1 post by this ID

Well ok then, brain-cancer larper.....i guess if that’s what gets your rocks off

>>14945207
Send me coins.

>>14946030
But in seriousness, I'd probably pick a small entourage of the ladz and family to take on a luxury level trip around the world to give them an experience they likely would never get on their own.

>>14945207
Try intermittent fasting, seems like you got time. Drink a lot of tea in the morning until the eating time comes. Ginger tea, green tea, mint tea. Go for adaptogen herbs. Peace
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>>14945356
do this if you want to die really fast.
go carnivore to live longer

>>14945984
if it was possible for the brain to recover from injuries, then the numerous millionaire boxers and former pro footballers who are semi-conscious vegetables just now with fucked brains wouldve found a way with their resources.
the only way is to cut the thing out and hope you dont kill the rest of the brain in the process

>>14946077
So you are saying it will never be possible?

>>14946057
I'd also recommend finding somebody you consider a sort of younger "protege" with a vision for making big moves, assuming you don't have children. Designate them to take control of your estate. You want your millions to be used to fund somebody ambitious, not somebody who'll squander it (read: what could happen on the legal inheritance line when you don't have children).
If you do have children, ignore my entourage travel suggestion. Just take your children and spouse on a world trip, then spend a good amount of quality time with them, not working, and loving and enjoying one anothers' company. Even if you don't have kids, and if you DO have a spouse, set aside a long time to spend with her.

BTC 1KrG5prA7NjRWqcmWqy83LGvFkdVar2XJT, if you want

>>14945225
I, too, am a huge fan of pregnant Sergey

>>14945207
Anon you need to breed as many qts as possible before you go. Become a modern ghangis khan. Use your wealth to draw them in and impregnate as many women in as many different countries as possible.

>>14945207
And also stop talking to anyone who tells/suggests you you can't heal. Basically avoid pessimists.

>>14946149
maybe one day we'll be able to grow synthetic brain material in a lab but at that point we might aswell all be implanting 400IQ replacement superbrains anyway.
its not like removing other organs like the skin, kidneys or lungs and artificially getting them to regenerate in a lab and putting them back in, the new brain material would have to be synthetic.

>>14945207
cancer is caused by anger. go to one of those monastery’s where you don’t talk and just meditate for like 10 days. if you want to live at least

anon the simple fact is you must start doing things that you always wanted to do before your failing health prevents you. You say you have the money to make this happen if you so choose. Start now while its still an option.

>>14945207
At least you have enough money to do whatever you want with your last few years. Just enjoy them as much as possible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rblt2EtFfC4

>>14945225
islam is for the young to justify murder,rape and gore. OP is dying, Muhammad wont help him there.

>>14945376
>ID: RED
>Yeah, sick people are faking it. ಠ_ಠ
Go back

>>14945207
420it

>>14946222
Avoid cult like behavior like this Steve jobs wannabe fag. You are going to die because you have cancer

>>14945207
Do some research on preparation and take some dmt. You will never be the same after. It will open your eyes to the next dimension.

Anon I recently lost my grandmother to cancer, and while it was apparent she wasn't going to make it from the moment of diagnosis, the moments we spent with her before she passed weren't pessimistic or negative. If you have family spend your time with them because ultimately money means nothing. If you feel the need to spend your stack before you go, do what you can to leave a legacy, if youre telling the truth and for what ever reason want to make friends with a zoomer before you pass I'm available. I really hope you find a way to beat this anon, God speed.

>>14946252 >>14945207
The answer is probably somewhere in those worms/medusas that can theoretically live forever. OP i'm giving you hints on where to spend your money for the cure, now send me a few Ethers thx

>>14945207
>my totally not made up situation
This board literally believes everything they read

>1 post by this ID

...

Guys.

>>14945207
split my time in a monastary and then baller every few weeks. bonus option: spread seed in third world.

>>14946388
OP's dead from the cancer lel

>>14945207
>born in the year of our lord 1975
>boomer

Sorry for the autism but you are not a fucking boomer. It's actually more likely that one or both of your parents were boomers. You were part of the lost generation, the soulless, aimless and nameless, mongrel bastards born of the foul degeneracy that occurred in that awful 60's hangover of a decade.

Unironically, it likely matters not whether you die or not. Boomers are wasting oxygen, you on the other hand are nothing of consequence.

So having said all this do whatever the FUCK you want. It aint a question for us

>>14946432
kys or go back.

>>14945207
I had the same situation 18 yeats ago. I decided to say fuck what the doctors say and decide to live. What will you do?

Trump introduced right to try. Blow the money on experimental cures.

build a church in a poor town

Sorry this happened to you anon. Think about the things you’ve never done and get them done while there’s still time. We’re all going sometime so we’re all in the same boat. I’m about your age. I’m gonna try and make every day count in your honor.

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>>14946365
As I said its brain cancer, you cut it out or youre fucked, for now at least.
Almost every part of our body can heal itself or be replaced, the brain is just too complex and doesnt grow on its own post puberty, its also not a good idea to go butchering it like cutting a hand of.
I think even our eyes can be replaced somewhat now with electronic eyes now? I'm sure regenerating the brain will come in time.

>>14945207
Find a way to beat the cancer. Like >>14946693
said, if they can cut it out without causing damage or turning you into an omelette, you're on the road to recovery. Take everything natural that is anti-inflammatory like turmeric, cinnamon, green tea, and consume lots of fruits. I would go vegan if I were you for the mean time. Meditate and pray. Also, I love you OP. Be seeing you down the road in another celestial dimension. Life is what you live after the party is over. Count your blessings.

>>14945207
End it now. You are already dead. You're not the person you were yesterday. The cancer has altered your personality already.. It will (most probably) not even hurt. Endless void.

>>14945207
Do what's right, I'll use the BTC to help my son and I escape his druggie mother, fren. Rest easy knowing your helping out

>>14945207
>doctor says im dying of brain cancer. suddenly all the millions i made in crypto don't seem to matter. fuck me. im a 44 year old boomer who finally made it. and now im dying in 2-3 years max. what would you do in my totally not made up situation
Fuck prostitutes

>>14945389
>Friendo

Make a son, give him everything and some manifesto u create, you are part of a bigger chain.

>>14945337
Or you know, hookers

>>14946938
Don’t fucking consume fruits, the sugar spike feeds cancer cells.

If I were you OP, I don’t know what I would do but the first thing would probably be to stop eating to starve the cancer. After that I’d have no fucking clue honestly

>>14945207
Send a poorfag some bitcoin
Might make you feel better
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Why not use your riches to yourself into the sun, or even better that hexagon on Saturn that’s been talked about recently

I’m sorry doesn’t even cover how much I feel for you OP. I recommend you genuinely pray. I mean it. You’ll either think I’m a fool or you’ll decide you have nothing else left to try - pray to the God of Adam. Whether or not you’ll live a few years longer or return to dust eventually as I and all anons reading this will. Jesus Christ is the King of Kings. Serve Him with totality as best as you can - and you will be at peace far greater than anything man-made like monetary currency could ever give you. You might think this is total rubbish right now - but on the death bed - it will be your only anchor and hope.

>>14945207
Your opportunity to redeem yourself.


Give it all away to the poor and needy.

Your soul is priceless.

>>14945207
Talk to me i have an occult remedy to heal you. I will be your friend and heal you for free, I already have significant crypto earnings and comfortable in life financially, so i'm not trying to get a reward.

contact me at brothman#3612

>>14947567
I'm serious about this OP, contact me asap and you will be healed.

>>14945444

I believe your crackhead friend was lying to you about having cancer.

>>14947567

> Occult Remedy

Great so now OP can live another 10 or so years and then his soul is cast into the fire for eternity. What a deal.

>>14945225
we need flags on biz.

>>14947638
it's really not so occult that it's heretical. OP can contact me if he's interested. It will require nothing significant from the OP.

>>14945207
Find comfort in god, for he awaits you. We will see you soon.

>>14945207
Do you have a family?
If I had a wife and kids I'd make sure they were taken care of. Make sure the house is in a trust, there's enough money for the kids to go to college, all the little and big things that add up. Then maybe go on some nice vacations and spend lots of time with them.
If I were single I'd do all the things I'd thought of doing but never fit into life. Go to Thailand and ride a motorcycle across the country. Do crazy shit like sky diving or base jumping. Idk. Whatever you've always thought sounded cool but was too dangerous.

>>14945339
Jesus gave him brain cancer I think he'd rather have fun before dying

>>14945207
Tbh I kinda envy you. At least you know when it ends and can plan for it and have a fun time before you leave. There's something relieving about not having to figure out if you have to plan for the next 5 years or 50

>>14945207
Get some Antineoplastons anon. Then you can enjoy your riches.

>>14945207
This is what everyone should do while BTC didn't reach new ATH:

-> 100% BTC Portfolio
-> BTC tops out, altseason begins
-> Sell into FIAT and highcap ALTs
-> Sell ALTs into BTC for longterm BTC hold after pump
-> Wait 12-18 months and buy more BTC from FIAT

-- repeat --

-> 100% BTC Portfolio
-> BTC tops out
-> ...

>>14945454
redit pls go

>>14948106
Came here to say this!!!!!!
Search Dr. Burzynski
Enjoy your life

>>14946257
wat

>>14945207
Set up estate planning with one of the Trust Verse apps. It's true anon, adoption is real.

do what makes you happy and get a drug habit lol honestly. celebrate and go out with a bang.

>>14945207
Burzynski Clinic. Don't fall for the chemo and radiation lies

>>14945207
Give all my crypto to my good friends on /biz/ and then follow in the glorious footsteps of Saint Terrant

>>14945207
Take our overlords with you

>>14945207
get a second and third opinion

>>14946059
>>14946155
>>14945843
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>>14947423
please kill yourself

>>14945207
cool story bruh

>>14945207
>if serious, don't ask /biz/, you won't get any decent answer because it's full of degraded degenerate subhumans here

Buy 100 to help storm area69