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>2014
>tell my fwiends to invest in bitcoin
>they don't
>media begins talking about bitcoin
>tell my fwiends to invest in bitcoin
>they don't
>they watch me buy a house & nice car age 23
>fwiends get bitter and jealous
>lose fwiends
>2016
>tell my fwiends to bet on Trump winning
>they don't
>constantly nag me about Trump being a racist idiot
>tell them it doesn't matter bet now with 27 to 1 odds
>they don't
>Trump wins
>I get a big pay out
>fwiends get bitter and jealous
>lose fwiends
>2018
>tell my fwiends to invest their savings into USD because AUD will crash
>they don't
>AUD devalues 12% in one year
>USD climbs 11%
>show them this
>fwiends get bitter and jealous
>lose fwiends
I only have one fwiend left now /biz/ ;-;

>> No.14933779

it's for the best

>> No.14933784

You sifted out the true fwiend

>> No.14933816

>>14933767
You sound like you know your stuff frend. I’ll be here for u :>

>> No.14933818

>>14933779
Unironically this

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14933823

>>14933767
>2019
>have sex with me DUMB anime poster

>> No.14933829

2019
We your buddies
Invest where?

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>>14933767
I can be your fren

>> No.14933856
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14933856

I lost all my friends countin bands in the Bentley coupe

>> No.14933866

>>14933767
>ausfag
Ill be your fwend

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>>14933767
This shit is fucking infuriating, why the fuck can't I have friends like you. When I was willing to pull the trigger on BTC and ETH early 2017 WHEN BTC WAS LIKE $1K everybody was laughing at me for even bringing it up telling me not to because its a scam.
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.14933884

>>14933767
Well if you keep making predictions instead of LARPing hindsight then what's the next one?

>> No.14933901

>>14933856
Was it worth it?

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14933978

I wish I knew some cute animeposter sissies irl who'd be my friend. I'll listen to your investment advice, I promise! M-maybe one day we could even cuddle and hold hands, if you wanted to of course...

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>>14933767
We should LINK up? See what I did there? Pic related, anon. I left my friends to fend for themselves after they laughed at me about crypto. After the Libra hearing my phone and Kikebook started blowing up. Fuck 'em. They wanted you to fail and you know it.

t.me/quantuminvestmentgroup

- quantumbro

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14934092

>little did I know all my fwiends were actually on /biz/ ;3

>>14933779
>>14933784
>>14933818
It's true. They were all stoners who failed uni and support socialism, borderline communism.. But they were my fwiends...

>>14933829
I'm taking a break from investing. I managed to predict the LTC dead cat 2 days ago. Pic related. I went on a worldwide trip and only got home 2 weeks ago. Not sure what to do with myself.

>>14933823
>>14933978
OwO

>>14933866
N-NSW?

>>14933884
I don't have any more predictions, after the LTC bounce I don't know. I went on a 8 month trip around the world and only just got back.

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14934104

>>14933829
pic related****

>> No.14934145

>>14934092
>>14934104
Please be my anime bf.
t. qlder

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>>14934092
>>14933767

>little did I know all my fwiends were actually on /biz/ ;3
You're goddamn right there my fren

If nothing else, we can short the human race once Peoject BlueBeam goes live

>> No.14934233

>>14933767
>wanted to buy BTC in 2012 because it sounded cool
>too stupid to figure out how
>forgot about it until 2017
>bought the top
I wish I had smart friends

>> No.14934234

I wish I had a friend who told me all this in 2014 :(

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>>14934145
Last time I was in QLD the weather gave me constant asthma attacks it was horrible.

You can add me on discord if you like shiki#8477 but I stopped following the market and half of the new coins I have never even heard of before like pi and rvn etc.

>>14934233
Truthfully I got lucky, I read some articles from some people who were probably way too invested in it, saying it will kill all currencies by 2020 etc.

>>14934234
:c

>> No.14934288

10x your crypto with moon3d. bonus schemes awaits..

>> No.14934352

>>14933767
Success is the best way to weed off worthless friends.

>> No.14934675

It probably had more to do with you acting like a retarded little girl even though you're a man in your mid 20's.

>> No.14934773

>>14934275
Rural South Ausfag here
Wish we could be together anon, watch anime and play vidya, talk about investments and self sustainability while the world crumbles around us.
What a life we could have...

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>>14934773
You can add me. That other anon didn't actually add me :< although I don't have anything invested right now besides money in USD because I'm worried about the tumbling AUD. I'm shy and spergy btw.

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>>14933767
We'll always be here anon

>> No.14934893

Nice larp

>> No.14934908

>>14933767
This is why I don’t tell my fwiends anything. Let the retards figure it out themselves.

>> No.14934931

>>14933767
It's okay fren we're still here
We're all gonna make it

>> No.14934949

>>14934837
How long do you think we'll tumble?
I too am spergy and awkward.

>> No.14934952

>>14933767
>23 in 2014
Aren't you getting a little old for this place, boomer?

>> No.14934966

>>14933767
I can be your friend mate, I'll take an autistic neet 4chan homo over the typical normie. If you're ever up FNQ way, we can catch up.

just don't unironically say fwiend irl

>> No.14934972

People like being "right" more than they like being successful.

>> No.14934973

lol wtf nice larp faggot

>> No.14935003

>>14934837
>That other anon didn't actually add me :<
im sorry im actually to scared and self conscious to talk to people

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>>14933867
>taking advice from relatives
I literally never ever take any advice from relatives about anything important.
The internet is unironically a better source of advices on pretty much any topic as long as you know how to sort informations and use a modicum of critical thinking to filter nonsense.

I expect active personalized IA advisors/coaches to be pretty big in the 10 or 20 coming years.
Especially as people are less and less self reliant, had incredibly shitty/divorced parents and mental illnesses/need for performance explode.
Right now we are beginning to see assistant but that's still pretty passive tech and limited in functionalities/input-output with poor personalisation.

The future is full on e-nannies, they will be 100% more supportive than today's women too.

>> No.14935044

>>14934949
I will always be around.

>>14935003
Add me. I'm scared and self conscious too.