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14931887 No.14931887 [Reply] [Original]

What is the best way to commit suicide?
I want a painless death.

I am an ugly single jobless autistic imbecile who will never make it

I am tired of all these sufferings

Money is the only thing that keeps me alive, but I am tired of seeing my portfolio dwindling every single day

I am a failure

A miserable failure.

>> No.14931898

Just be yourself bro

>> No.14931904

>>14931887
Hang in you will make it you ugly faggot

>> No.14931909

Pray to the lord and ask for guidance.

>> No.14931910

There is no such thing as a painless death.
However if i was gonna off myself massive drug OD is probly gonna be the preferred method.
And not pussy shit like aspirin. I mean like slam an eight ball of heroin while getting sucked off by a russian prozzy.

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This thread is relevant to my interests, bumping.

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>>14931887
WAIT!

Send me your BTC before you go

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>>14931887
just stop being ugly

>> No.14931938

I can deeply relate to all of these points except I got lucky and scored a committed GF in right before I graduated high school.

I can give you a simple strategy that works and a general plan if you post some kind of dm address.

>> No.14931956

Turn off your blockfolio or whatever... Don't pay attention to it but set some price alerts in Coinbase app if you want, around your sell targets so you won't miss them. Then fuck off and don't worry.

If BTC or whatever you're holding bounces some in the next 7 days, the. Reduce the side of your portfolio so you feel better.

Disconnect from the cryptospace unless you're building something in it... Work on improving your skills and get enthralled in learning for this time. Consider your portfolio gone until 2020 I you want.

>> No.14932021

>>14931887
Don't do it. It will pass.

>> No.14932031

>>14932021
This 100%. You will adapt

>> No.14932063

>>14931887

>successfully commits an hero
>weeks later BTC smashes the 14k barrier

>> No.14932658

>>14931910
A bullet to the head or jumping off the 20th floor is as quick as it gets. You don't have the time to process the pain and BANG you're out
Source: i am a ghost

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>>14932658
>go to google images and type 'failed+suicide+face' and you may reconsider what you wrote

>> No.14932722

>>14931956
you're talking to gambling addicts about how they need to take a break, they won't

>> No.14932845

>>14931887
Keep believing man. just keep in mind it will be worth 250k in 2022. Wait until then before thinking about suicide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAqTu85AJtc
Draper predicted 10k in 2014 in 3 years when it was 200$. Everybody thought he was crazy.

>> No.14932918

>>14932845
He's an early investor. Do you think he would risk his reputation doing some confident 250k call in public like that if he didn't have insider knowledge it will happen?
We can drop back to 3k and below but 250k in 3 years will happen.

>> No.14932936

>>14932704
yea all faggots who shot thier nose with small caliber or jumped legs first from 2nd floor

>> No.14933472

>>14932918
Draper is the same guy who believes that Elizabeth Holmes did nothing wrong

He was an early investor in Theranos just because his daughter was Holmes' childhood friend

>> No.14933720

>>14931887
lol you're me OP but im even worse since I lack the money.

My TOTAL capital = ~1500 USD

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>>14931910
>There is no such thing as a painless death.

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>>14931887
Thanks God I have the Moon ‘Folio

>> No.14934044

>>14932918
ahem. 2 1/2 years.

>> No.14934950

>>14934044
he said 250k$, not 250k satoshis