/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>14926026
here, drink this first

I once spotted a kid shoplifting there, he tucked his pants into his shoes and then dropped a pack of ham or cheese through and walked out

walk in, pick up thing, walk out. eyes forward, shoulders back. don't coneal it. don't stop for anything. if pursued by security out the front door, do not acknowledge anything and break out running. fuck the police.

>>14926073
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>14926026
just take stuff and leave. retail store managers train employees to avoid approaching shoplifters in fear of lawsuit damage.

i remember having to watch an obese nigress steal dozens of blockbuster dvds from the back wall while she was pretending to be on the phone and just stand around after my manager told me to let it go.

clown world :^)

i could
but you wouldn't be able to do it because you need a team
and you have no friends

>>14926026
i don't think you need any advice on shirtlifting, OP

I only shoplift if I need something and i consider it too expensive
Like wart acid or nuts and bolts or whatever

>>14926130
literally living in a traphouse with a dozen of friends

>>14926026
Kys.

Even (well, only, tbqh) the dumbest motherfuckers on earth commit this crime. If you can't figure it out I don't know what to tell you.