/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14912788
Hey guys, PewDiePie here.

Csw here ;)

>>14912788
They're probably in the 4" dick thread or the one with the Guy who took a picture of his balls eating a McChicken

All High Class around here Anon

>>14912788
I play in a top 5 club in Premier League

I'm obama.

>>14912835
Why do Europoors call it football since they play the game with a soccerball?

I make memes
you probably have 10 of my memes saved
they are posted across a lot of boards
no one knows me

worship me

>>14912801
I'd actually believe this one because he has nothing better to do aside from fraud.

>>14912860
Because fotball term has longer history than your american burger 5 min show

Confirmed rich people who post here or have posted here:

>Notch
>Zuck
>Vitalik
>Satoshi
>Roger Ver
>Trump's son
>Pewdiepie
>Arthur Hayes
>Jack Dorsey
>The Google founders probably

>>14912865
I made the Nasim memes. You've seennmy work many times. Everyone here is meme lord.

Mr. Metokour and Nick Fuentes browse /biz/

>>14912835
Lmao what, how the fuck did you find this place. No fucking way you’re not larping

>>14912835
So you play soccer? Would an average American have heard about your team?

Hey guys, Elon Musk here, any of you geniuses want to go to space?

>>14912788
Harmony devs

>>14912960
tits or gtfo

>>14912883
do you have proofs for any of these

>>14912976
Will harmony achieve great success?

>>14912990
No. lol

>>14912934
Im not larping, ive been lurking /biz/ for a few years and it's a good place to chill on the internet after practices. We live semi introverted in free time day to day in regular PL season except for matches and training

>>14912952
Yeah, it's a top 5 club, it's famous.

>>14912788
>he doesn't know

Most of the great write ups/bullish posts didn't come from average anons like you and me...

>>14913014
b-but you said confirmed

I'll go to space if my living/leisure expenses are covered. I'd even work to maintain my station... which is a given... If I didn't, I'd die.

>>14912876
So does that make sergay a fraud? Cause he was here a couplendays ago

>>14912809
>picture of his balls eating a mcchicken
sauce?

>>14913035
How much prime pussy do you slay. Post pics or gtfo

>>14912865
>i make memes that have been saved
so what, all of us have at least one viral meme under our belts

>>14912883
Lmao pure bullshit. I believe vitalik or trumps son tho

>>14912835
What’s your salary

>>14912788
Taylor Swift here.
Link $1000 EOY

>>14913057
Sauce?

>>14913078
nothing breh, just flexing my mad anonymous memelordship

>>14913050
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""confirmed"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>14913108
I think she did use 4chan. I know there was some convincing evidence. I want a Taylor Swift gf so fucking bad she looks perfect.

>>14912960
Elon answer my question. Can a normalfag like myself afford hair restoration like you? Are you taking pills that make your dick limp for it? Don't be a fag and ignore this question
>this baldlett

i'm unironically Daniel Negreanu

the goose here. AMA.

>>14912883

Don't forget Sergey

>>14914360
More rake is better

>>14912865
>anon molds the mind of mankind knowing his legacy is etched deep into the psyche in a way a name never could accomplish.

Id bet money on this

>>14912879
>we've been retarded forever

>>14912788
Tai Lopez here. You guys seem like a fun bunch. Fun bunch of noodle heads.

>>14912788
sanjay here, i love you guys. dont sell your link

I am Anonymous

>>14912788
unironically a famous musician i've been browsing 4chan since i was 11 and now that i have money as an adult i don't wanna lose it

>>14913139
if i remember right /b/ figured it out from a thread asking dubs to name her cat and then her posting on facebook that she named her cat what the dubs name was

>>14914400
checked

>>14914774
What genre?

Yisss like everyone in this shit thread im also playing in a top 5 PL team! Not larping trussss me

>>14912794
i believe it. when will you go incognito

>>14914821
pop. i've worked with a producer who had a chart topping single a few years ago and that set me up pretty good

Adolfo Hitlero here, heavily invested in brap AMA

>>14914921
Ps you're not famous

>>14914360
I like your nigger impression

>>14914411
He posts here sometimes

>>14915168
i don't feel a need to prove anything ranjeet

>>14914921
Are you a one hit wonder?

Jesus Christ posts here. I saw it. Believe you me. He said link is fucking worthless dogshit and Noah was fucking right for leaving that shit behind when he left on his Ark.

>>14915251
in short yes. i have one song that got huge, but my newer shit is consistently played more each month than my stuff from a couple years ago ever was

I post here. Is that not enough for you?

>>14915272
If true and you're not LARPing, respect for getting even moderate success nevermind a huge hit. You should release a song with a subtle /biz/ reference, I would pirate the fuck out of your albums if I heard that shit

>>14915272
It's Post Malone. He was tight with h3h3 and the other meme parasites who steal 4chan content. The dots all connect.

>>14915312
thanks anon, it took a lot of fuckin work

>>14915328
he probably browsed/browses here but i'm not as big as post malone

>>14915290
Yes as long as anon is here, I am happy

>>14913035
what are you bagholding? what are other footballers bagholding?

>>14914474
He acts like such a normie sometimes though.

i think germaine greer or adolf hitler might be jannies, pretty sure that counts.

Im a Internet girl. AMA

>>14912835
bullshit
there are no black people on /biz/

Yeah Christina Hendricks here. I love to post LINK memes whilst naked.

>>14912835
So you play for Arsenal?

>>14915679
yes there are faggot

>>14912960
Yes please

>>14913085
zuck 100% posts or used to post here. He must be specially aware how trash facebook is, and must enjoy the anonimity.

Dacre montgomery here not exactly famous but have a following

PUMP EET YOU FAMOUSFAGS

>>14912788
being famous literally means nothing nowadays

>>14912788
I'm not famous yet. I doubt my name will ever be famous, but you will all know me. Funnily, my 4chan posts will be what I'm famous for. They're the closest thing I have to holy scripture.

>>14916401
Literally pathetic.

>>14916441
You'll be begging to kiss my ass once I prove that this entire life is a lie. I've already made my point, now all we have to do is wait.

>>14916401
You’re not another schizophrenic soon to be mass murderer are you?

>>14916463
Schizophrenic maybe. Mass murderer no.

>>14916374
In this day and age publicity is burden.

Pretty known DJ here who also likes crypto. Stumbled into /biz about 2 years ago and stuck with it. Almost no one knows I own any crypto. I also don’t need the money, just doing it for fun.

>>14912835
Should we buy chiliz token?

>>14915254
Top kek

>>14915532
Wholesome fren anon

>>14913035
>Yeah, it's a top 5 club, it's famous.
I just want to say that as an average American, I had no idea Europeans called their soccer teams "clubs".

>>14916478
Idris Elba?

>>14916478
Give us some hints brah haha

Hi this is Josh Peck from drake&josh

>>14916463
Like I said, I doubt my name will ever be famous. I'm not going to do anything in real life. It's literally the 4chan posts themselves that will have the value. They just don't have value yet, but they will in time.

>>14912788
if this thread has lured any famous poasters here then as a 20 yr old i beg for serious advice. How can i make money from fuck prostitute?

>>14916462
lmao dude go to church

Im famous in the Black Metal Community. I can guarantee Varg Vikerness and a bunch of other Metal bands and musicians know me. I created some famous album artwork too and played drums on some famous albums. But, rather not say who I am.

>>14916641
ladies please see this guy, dont be that girl.

>>14916667
All religions are wrong.
>>14916676
I don't get it.

Sunny Decree here. Bitcoin will hit 14000USD next month.

>>14912794
You’re a brave man, that’s why your girl is so happy to be with you.

I'm gay

>>14913078
>so what, all of us have at least one viral meme under our belts
42
>heh...nothing personal kid

>>14916746
And I hold chainlink

>>14912788
im steve wozniak

>>14914921
I know who you are :)

>>14915699
Digits don’t lie
You know what to do

>>14912910
I didn’t know Fuentes did but I heard that dirty potato nigger was laughing at us

>>14914474
nah. musk is just a much better version of craig wright, with a bigger prefontal cortex and no schizophrenia. but his personality is otherwise the same. he wants everyone to think he understands their secret community, when in reality he belongs nowhere

>>14912910
Metokur uses his pubes to floss his teeth. He told me. Guys a Fuckin weirdo

Elon Musk, Craig Wright, fluffy pony, charlie lee and brother, chico, crypto lark, liteliger, belle, McAss from BRAP.

>>14912788
I'm Milo Yiannoploisis, buy my baste book and I'll sign it with my aids cum

>>14912883
Also Sam Altman, supposedly.

hey my name is rod steward and I post here quite a biz. I love those funny cartoon pictures you guys postt. keep it up /biz/ and dont stop believing.

>>14916854
Are you the sweaty sausage squad meme guy? Are you going to make biz themed egg person memes now?

>>14912794
I will murder you one day, you have shamed my Father

>>14915766
Please leave

>>14912883
>forgetting William Shatner
https://mobile.twitter.com/williamshatner/status/884485802557755392?lang=en

>>14916462
Oh its 42. Look i like the occasional shroom trip as much as anyone but you do have to come back to reality once in a while.

>>14912788
Unironically play 2nd string for miami dolphins we got partnered with LTC so i was browsing some crypto forums to see wtf all this is

>>14917064
Fuckin what?

>>14917163
sorry about your teammate who lost his arm.

>>14917162
I've seen some people post about 42, but I have no idea what he's supposedly said. I really doubt it's anything remotely as groundbreaking as what I have to offer.

I doubt many 'celebrities' actually post here. For one just being busy prevents it but also to want to commit fully to that sort of life requires a narcissistic slant. Not than anons aren't narcissistic but when you have the means to talk in channels where it will be rewarded they will go for that. So reddit, general interviews etc.

Here they find out their opinions outside of their notable skill area aren't mindlessly praised and that will aggravate and send them to places where they will be praised by starry eyed morons.

Im not against celebrities as a group, they're usually incredibly talented in some specific field minus the ones who get a leg up via jewish nepotism or have both legs up instead, but i do look poorly on 'regular' people who adore these people and im glad that isn't as present here.

hello its me faketoshi

Taylor

>>14917191
You're clearly here to shill a coin trying to parasite off the assblaster posts revealing chainlink, so either just state what pajeet scam of the month you're selling or get lost.

>>14917163
How’s that new coaching staff? We going to be any good this year? Go phins

>>14917213
I'm not shilling shit. If anything, BTC and ETH are the only two cryptos worth a damn.

>>14912836
How big is Michelle's cock? Asking for a friend.

>>14914454
Doug Polk here and I approve this message

>>14917175
His fault cause during weight lifting he got injured and didnt tell the coach

>>14912835
Nice. NUFC supporter here. Don't laugh cunt. Also what crypto do you hold, and why is it LINK?

>>14917232
This is an inside joke only other teammates would know

>>14914774
Do you know anyone under Satanic mind control?

>>14917232
>>14917253
wanker

>>14917192
they like being anons, no other platform allows it

>>14912860
kick it with their feet unlike the amerifat handegg
>>14914493
lol ameritardation is showing

>>14917337
I doubt it, some maybe but they don't want the anonymity. Think about it this way, there are actors who star in A list movies who are young and attractive etc but you never see or hear about them outside of it. No paparazzi, no personal life details no family information. There aren't spy organisations dedicated to following them. It's something they court, then complain about but keep courting.

It's a rotten industry and only those of great vice tend to rest easy in it. Part of that vice is extreme narcissism, they don't want to be unknown. They want worshippers whereever they go.

Of course there will be exceptions as with all things but I doubt they come into a thread saying "im a famous singer AMA teehee".

Idk if I’d consider myself famous but almost any city I go to people in certain art scenes know who I am.

>>14914774
This place is one of the biggest money pits on the internet. It's not even possible to gauge the number of anons here who are in the red from all the chink scams and pajeet PnDs.

>>14917384
A huge faggot?

>>14917365
You sound like a 4channel average iqlet, I wont be replying to your id anymore.

>>14912788
I have almost 300 followers on Twitter. Does that count?

>>14916542
We call them clubs here too. NYC FC, Orlando City SC, etc.

>>14916466
Definitely a schizo.

I have about 40,000 followers on my chaturbate. Guess im minor famous?

>>14913139
It's a trap!

>>14917448
proof?

>>14917448
Post username and timestamp proof

>>14917365
>some maybe but they don't want the anonymity

This applies to most women in general.
And there are still huge differences between female insta thot <-> male actor <-> zuckerberg.

>>14917447
I'll show ye.

Unironically Zach McGowan here, don't know if I would call myself famous, but putting it out there.

>>14912788
Someone in my family married a Rothschild, does that count? (Few generations ago)

>>14917462
True but it is a good illustrative point. We have women on 4chan but they disproportionately love /soc/ where they can be identified and fawned over. My contention isn't that there are no 'celebrities' who lurk, but that as a group they enjoy the anonymity here. I don't think you'll find someone like Bieber tired from a day of reddit AMAs and interviews coming to post here just to feel normal.

>>14914360
if so. huge fan.

>>14917467
Unironically Henry Cavill here, sorry about the mogging champ. I'll sell you some test E if you PM me.

>>14912910
Nick Fuentes is probably one if the homosexuals who posts Brap memes all day

>>14913139
She’s a dyke. Being super famous is terrible for women.

>>14912788
No one in nyc hates niggers more than me AMA

>>14915254
Jesus here - can confirm

>>14917751
God here. I am a top 50 link wallet holder.

>>14917473

>>14912788

Hi guy's. Martha stewart here.

Greetings

>>14916670
Tell varg senpai that I hope he lives a happy life.

>>14913125
they found 50 empty bigmac boxes and a laptop with a /biz/ chainlink ama at devcon

>>14914812
Is this that fag Biebs again. I remember you posted some dumb shit about a head sculpture back in /pol/ some years ago

I used to be know as prof many years ago. Who am I..

>>14916670
Youre a black metal musician, what could you possibly have to lose if you admitted to buying shitcoins. Its not like you make music for soccer moms and their kids

>>14912835
no one cares about soccer you fucking manlet faggot

>>14912865
I introduced one of the most iconic and proliferated branches of pepe that is still used to this day.

Am cat

>>14917207 scary impressive

>>14912794
Legend

>>14919097
Don't be such a cuckboy you pleb

>>14918573
Apu?

I went to visit my grandparents in South Dakota. It seemed a little lame, but I was able to bring my PS2 and I grew to enjoy exploring outside. Anyway one morning my grandpa woke me up really early, probably around 6:30am. I wanted to refuse getting up, but I didn't want to seem rude so I complied. We had a nice breakfast better than the ones we usually had in the morning. As we ate, he told me he wanted to show me something at the river. I didn't even know there was a river, turned out to be a couple miles of walking to reach it.
We get there and he takes a net out of his bag. "See son, this river is narrow and shallow through this section. It don't give them fish much room to navigate and they ain't too bright." Within ten minutes he already had a fish in a hand and my cock in the other. He drained my balls by that River and I have never felt so good. He died two months later. I was 23 years old. Thanks grandpa

>>14912883
I believe like a fifth of these

I've drawn lots of shitty memes that I still see posted regularly. You could say I'm kind of a bigshot

Should I post my balls again to prove it?

>>14919389
>i believe a fifth of these
are pedos, yes

You wont believe me but im Joe Rogan

Loaded up my bags with singularitynet, ben goertzel is a genius and he told me who satoshi nakamoto is off stream... For your own good you should own at least 100k of these bad boys at this price.

Also i have about 8000 btc from when I used to buy steroids before I got on TRT but obviously I dont make that public. Im interested in privacy coins and will have a guest speaker soon on the topic of encryption and privacy.

>>14919572
When? I'll screencap if you provide info.

>>14919572

>>14919362
nah, older. Actually, it's not an iteration, but a genre

You wont believe me but im Vitalik.
I am going to start dumping my ETH for BTC tomorrow. I like you guys more than reddit, so I just wanted to let you in on the secret. Hopefully you will be out of ETH by this time.
Also, going to take the better devs from Etherum with me and start a Bitcoin client.

>>14912883
You forgot me

>>14912788
me

>>14915272
Were you featured on sirius xm?

Yes, Sherlock Holmes here.

>>14916753
Right, I totally know what you are talking about ;)

Played 4 seasons in nba, 2 in Israel.

>>14912794
lmao, its finally official.
pewdiepie is a nazi.
spread the words guxs.

>>14912835
pls b ex Ajax :>

>>14912788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9DajKjOr4M
Trevor Moore and probably all of the whitest kids u' know except for Timmy.
>all of the jokes were true they literally had to drag him around kicking and screaming he wasn't the comic foil for nothing

>>14912835
MUSTAFI GTFO RN
FUCKING GTFO

>>14917384
Being well known in furry porn circles definitely doesn't make you famous

Yes I'm mildly famous and not for some meme youtube or crypto schtick. I see my name or something I was involved in referenced almost every week by strangers.

>>14920693
can you just fucking let the chips fall where they may already this shit is getting old

pic related

I'm Timothy James Byrne, posting on 4chan from my rented flat 2, 42 Amersham Hill, High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, England, HP13 6PQ today on the 22 July 2019
Location of my rented flat:
>https://www.google.com/maps/place//data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x487661ce90907885:0x720c5f507987d967?utm_source=mstt_1

>>14920721
ok nonfamous schizofag

>>14912883
Add Musk and Taylor swift as well
Money skelly is greentexting on Twitter that's snither 100%

>>14916813
fuck off Elon

>>14912835
>posted at 02:47 English time
Nice LARP

>>14920739
why the fuck are you doxxing yourself other than being bored and feeling like nothing will happen?

im a twitter twink

>>14920855
Whats the handle?

>>14920866
i thought we agreed you wouldn't jack off to twitter twinks anymore?

>>14916478
What kind of music?

>>14920850
because he's not actually Timothy James Byrne posting from his rented flat 2, 42 Amersham Hill, High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, England, HP13 6PQ today on the 22 July 2019

>>14920850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzaZpxjaC6c

>>14912835
How was prison Adam

Not famous, but a great uncle of mine helped establish modern day China and was best friends with Sun Yat Sen. Also descended from President William Henry Harrison who is known for dying after getting sick from talking in the rain for a long time.

我不是中国人。

Oh, and a friend of mine had this friend of his who is a girl in a semi-well known band who used to drunk text him. Had a famous actor who competed with him for her. He wasn't into her like that, but the actor still viewed him as competition.

>>14920964
Kek

>>14920746
>larper
consider suicide

>>14914474
>>14914474
isnt he like 50 years old?
anime profile pic is pretty cringe

>>14920734
fuck you linnsey you deserved life you SS bitch

No joke, Emma Watson.

>>14912788
Bill Gates is a infamous /biz/ lurker.

>>14918483
>what could you possibly have to lose if you admitted to buying shitcoins.
t. IRS

>>14912788
Why yes of course I'm a famous guy
I'm the one who drinks shitloads of coffee at my work :)