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YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SOLVE THIS edition

aka basic review of calculus I, II, and III edition
(aka another (embed) edition)

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Previously, on /smg/: >>14879862

>> No.14885245

YEAH I DON'T DEAL IN FRUIT, YOU WANT FRUIT DEALER GO BACK TO SEASON 1 WINGS OF LIBERTY GSL, WE'RE ON LIKE MODERN GSL NOW, OLD FAGS LEARN AND LOVE.

>> No.14885260

>>14885166
>>14885107
This all sounds like nonsense to me.

Maybe you guys are right, and I should just be saying fuck it and getting drunk.

>> No.14885282

>>14885260
yeah if you can't understand derivatives you should give up, that's just being honest right there

>>14885245
old WoL GSL was the peak

>> No.14885300

what links should I study first if I want to get into investing? I'm a NEET with £5k

>> No.14885309

>>14885300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrfzEO2yTe0

>> No.14885324
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>>14885216
I'm a post-rationalist baggie, your answer was correct in spirit
>>14885209
uhhhh that's 222 days. 222 plexes to 6, that's not too bad. I could probably run the gematria or plug it into Liber 777 to find out what it really means, but it's probably good. Make sure you don't play for another 3 hours, that'll make it 223 which is a lot scarier of a number

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>>14885245
>SEASON 1 WINGS OF LIBERTY
based, only SCII i have, are the other expansions any good?

>doesnt matter, im broke as fuck anyways, cant afford videogames anymore

>>14885260
just wikipedia derivatives, they really arnt that hard unless you get into trig functions or use too much e's (e=2.71828.......) and natural logs

>>14885282
WCIII:TFT was peak

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>>14885300
investopia, just read as many random articles as you can to get a grasp of the jargon

also ill be nice since its almost 1am:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rq9DS_rEFIy8JrEeiDDqRhrviAy0Nnqj

>> No.14885355

>>14885339
>WCIII:TFT was peak
I still play that shit during the days when I wait for the market to move. Custom maps though

>> No.14885369

>>14885339
DUDE IT'S FREE TO PLAY, THE CAMPAIGNS ARE FOR NECK BEARD VIRGIINS, PLAY PVP AND STOP PAUSING.

>> No.14885388

>>14885324
Why not use Skinner’s tables?

>> No.14885395

>>14885339
I don't think wikipedia is a good teacher of things like formulas. It never jived with my textbooks or practical methods teachers would use. It always uses different iterations of things, even if it's all the same in the end.

I'm sure it would click eventually. Maybe. I have a lot of review to do, honestly. And now I'm probably going to be taking another physics course again, so it may all become relevant soon.

So much of my life has been wasted.

But I will not let it all be a waste.

Threadly reminder to eat the booty like groceries

>> No.14885396
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14885396

>>14885339
WoL was peak but still wasn't Brood War (just because of what it was)
HoTS was okay but got old fast
LoTV I barely played, its garbage, you start with like 1000 workers and they autosplit.

basically throughout the whole thing they kept making the maps bigger to try and cosplay Brood War, but it's not BW, it's deathball garbage
the tight, little map games in WoL were the best and highest skill, since then they messed with design to try and cover over non-broken mechanics
I can explain more what I mean by that if you don't get it

SlayerS clan forever ( I played zerg though because I'm a white boy with lolNoAPM)

>> No.14885407

>>14885339
I LIKE CLIMAX AROUND GOLD LEAGUE IN SC2, I USUALLY JUST LADDER ALL COCKED AND DRINK WHILE PLAYING... I DON'T TAKE IT VERY SERIOUSLY AT ALL, BUT IT'S FUN, RTS GAMES ARE AN ART, YOU GET THE SAME SHIT BUT YOU CAN BE CREATIVE WITH STUFF AND IT'S JUST A GREAT GAME, I THINK IT'S A MODERNIZED VERSION OF CHESS, BUT I WILL PLAY CHESS VS ANYBODY TONIGHT IM DRUNK AND BORED ENOUGH. MEET ME AT THIS LINK https://lichess.org/A5MrqQRz LICHESS IS RESPECTED THEY WON'T INSTALL SHIT ON YOUR PC, WHO EVERR GETS THAT LINK FIRST FIIGHTS ME, RANDOM SIIDES TOO,.

>> No.14885437

>>14885396
WOL SUCKED AND YOU KNOW IT.

>> No.14885450
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>>14885355
me too, so many custom games....
i miss the Bnet custom games scene, but i still find myself playing asolo wintermaul map every month or so (player grey of course, sometimes with an extra few wood resources for multi race game)

>>14885369
perhaps, pausing is great for weed breaks though, plus i dont like to lose, and AI's are easy to kite around if i start losing

>>14885395
maybe, idk im engineering major, ive been doing calculus daily for almost a decade now, so im probably not the best person to ask how to learn at this point, its like asking someone how hard is it to learn to tie a shoe

like fuck idk, i can hardly remember learning it anymore, it is just something that is known now

>>14885407
>>14885437
Based Baggy

>> No.14885462

>>14885396
THE MAP POOL ON WINGS OF LIBERTY WITH LESS WORKERS, YOU HAD NO DEFENSE VS LING SPEED, AND THE MAPS BASICALLY MADE OPEN CHOKES YOU COULDN'T GET A SECOND BASE VS ZERG ON MOST MAPS. NO MACRO GAMES, BASICALLY SHUT THEM DOWN FIRST OR LOSE. 1 SUPPLY ROACHES IS THE ONLY REASON FRUIT DEALER WON THE FIRST GSL.

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>>14885437
yea I agree
but HoTS was worse
and LotV was worse than that

My WC3 custom games that I liked were footman frenzy and especially Footmen vs Grunts (it was like a two team footman frenzy, nutty games)

>> No.14885483

>>14885407
wait are you the person playing white or black rn

I need names


>>14885462
are u mad about having to micro from minute 1

>> No.14885488
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>>14885388
because I've never used it before and don't have a copy. I'm sure it's available online but I didn't remember it existed until you mentioned it and now everyone realizes I rarely bother to do actual gematria and just use the CCRU 1-10 A-Z method before finding random words that have the same value online to look edgy on twitter

>> No.14885512

white should ahve advanced bishop
ahhhhhh

>> No.14885546
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>>14885463
Battleships was my jam, hell vs heaven too, FFtactics was great too

there are so many though, too many good ones to count

>>14885483
I is white guy right now

>>14885512
too drunk, dont care

>> No.14885548

>>14885488
Probably for the best, gematria is a dark, psychosis inducing path that will keep you up at night analyzing your’s, and the lives of everyone you know.

>> No.14885585

>>14885245
>bagholder plays magic
>bagholder followed sc2
b-based?

>> No.14885595

>>14885395
professor leanard if you truly want to learn. wouldve failed out of engineering school if it werent for him

>> No.14885620
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>>14885396
I liked Star Craft: Brood War

Blizzard hadn't really gotten the hang of DRM yet, I could just burn my friends games and play them.

I sucked at it though. For some reason I was never good at Star Craft, but I was OK with the Command and Conquers.

I got no idea what all these letters you're using are though.

>>14885595
Thanks pal. I probably shouldn't just let my brain rot until Fall.

>>14885488
This is the new RKG and it's so much better than the previous version.

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>>14885548
I dunno, it's been a while since I've done a real "serious" working, maybe it's time for something like that. I..I'm a little scared ;_;
I did just get done looking over what's ostensibly an original 1533 De Occulta Philosophia though, signed in blood and everything, maybe I'll get back into that
>>14885620
I'm not a girl, I am reluctant a lot of the time though

>> No.14885663

lol this game of chess
i like it

baggie you were up then you crumbles

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14885691

YOU NIGGER WONT LET ME UNDO A FAT FINGER MISCLICK, WHEN WE SO CLOSE TO THE END

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14885692

>>14885212
Answering OP's question

Since there are 7 equations and 8 unknowns, there is a free variable thus there would be infinitely many solutions

HOWEVER, since watermelon and cherry are designated as integers, that somewhat acts as an 8th constraint

So, we let w = watermelon, and c = cherry. It then follows that:
w = c * (e + 4 * (cot^-1(5) - cot^-1(239))),
or
c = w / (e + 4 * (cot^-1(5) - cot^-1(239)))

Thus the simplest solution is that w = c = 0

Whether there are additional integer solutions is left as an exercise to the reader

t. mathfag

>> No.14885694

>>14885488
I need to finish Kaulajnananirnayatantra myself.

>> No.14885723

https://www.npr.org/2019/07/19/743502961/thousands-freed-from-prison-custody-as-doj-implements-sentencing-reform-law

WHAT THE FUCK
IS THIS WHY MY GEO AND CXW GETTING CRUSHED?!

HOW DID THEY KNOW ABOUT THISSSS!?!

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>>14885692
certain irrational numbers work too, if it wasnt for the tiny bit on the bottom that says rational numbers only

original image has a nothing equal zero clause too, so irrational numbers are the only answer (so therefore it is unsolvable)

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>>14885694
>no esoteric tantra gf to Om Kalai Namah with and feel Kama turn to Moksha

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>>14885761
careful...

>> No.14885780

>>14885723
nah thousands of prisoners actually doesn't make a huge difference
it's just another wave in the tide, another grain of sand on the beach

if you read writings of the illuminated, you will understand that at this point in the cycle it's natural that crime isn't seen in black and white terms as it was earlier in the cycle.
'illegal' and 'criminal' aren't evil or bad anymore, they just are. we should try and 'understand' and 'help' criminals. 'illegal immigrants' are just 'immigrants' now.

basically our society is becoming too pussified to even punish criminals properly.
all part of the cycle, all in the book. doesn't mean that CWX adn GEO are bad buys or good buys right now, they are evenly valued given what I/we understand

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14885825

>>14885744
Yes, there are infinitely many irrational solutions. The formula could be rewritten as:
f(x) = x / (e + 4 * ...)

But it never said that nothing equals 0, only that strawberry != orange

Here are the other values I got, using first letters as replacements (except for gf as grapefruit).
o = 5
s = 1
p = 239
g = Infinity
l = e
gf = 4 * ...

>> No.14885838

>>14885780
>This is more or less what I came to believe growing up
>Now much less inclined to think so, though also find free will to be a flimsy concept that I choose to embrace despite evidence to the contrary
I hate being so out of sync with the cycle.

>> No.14885841

>>14885463
dota was king, and honestly, it's doing to be the best team game... i mean i played healer in raid mmo, pushing content where healers have to split damage over time, heal over time, and keep tank buster shells from wiping the fucking raid.... yeah pve content gets lame, and its really lame when people don't show up to raid... but solo queue lol or dota, damn those are the best games.. my favorite hero was always invoker. i fucking loved the versatility, even got a few slam dunk flamestrikes on low hp town portal using assholes, the voice chat enabling in steam blew everything lol ever did. the deny mechanic, fighting over both sides of creeps. i mean league of legends had less than dota, and always tried to make it so that they were better, dota crushed the prize pool, and to be honest, ii think dota might be a better game, sure its rts style so yes, you can control stuff like the chicken and troll, but, honestly i take it a little more serious, i have like a 80% win rate on kunka, because i would abuse the x marks the spot and have huge presence in team fight wile farmiing with the splash, being able to hit something close to me, and get last hit gold from creeps behind... but as far as starcraft.... i am thinking the next gsl champion might be TY... im just throwing iit out there, this dude brought some revolutionary style of play vs maru, and uhh i dunno, ty has been a good player, but tvt is one thing, can he beat zergs and protoss? i mean the balance patch favors terran and protoss, with the new ways their big units fight with out control, but in pvt, it can and should come to a big game long game, great game.

>> No.14885855

>>14885825
can we assume infinite grapes? i mean we're not dividing by zero right?

>> No.14885873
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>>14885855
Knowing s = 1 (o & s are solved for in the first two equations), we see that 1 / g = 1 - 1 = 0, thus g must be infinity, or -infinity if you're into that

>> No.14885903

>>14885691
i offered a draw, you're the guy that thought you were going to win, you still won though i quit.

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>>14883246
for the anon from last thread...

>> No.14885973

>>14885944
>Position Trader has all the money AND all the time
Sounds about right, really.

>> No.14886007
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>>14885973
yuppers, it is slow though

>> No.14886040

>>14885973

It's the way to go if you have a nice hefty starting balance, a cool head, faith in the markets to eventually overcome all setbacks, and of course patience. Also good if you're young and are wise enough to know letting your money sit in a savings account isn't going to do you any favors thanks to mr. inflation but aren't sure you really want to get in to the gritty of picking individual companies and making offensive and defensive moves on a regular basis.

>> No.14886045

>>14886007
ok james bond, so being 101% right all the time is the diffence between losing everying and making 3700%?

>> No.14886056

>>14886007
Maybe it's why Buffett spends so much time reading

>>14886040
If I hadn't gotten more involved I'd have a lot more money than what I'm wasting right now in "tuition"

>> No.14886068

i mean i've never been 100% right all the time.... the best i did was a chemestry test where i got a 98% but lost a point because i used the wrong weight for an element on a periodic table i was supposed to have access too, but i did show all of my long division and turrned the test in way before most other individuals... i was also high and drunk and after the test i got a phone call from my father that he was in the hospital and had a heart attack... and im smoking my cigarette right, but he said he's fine. he only flatlined for a minute and they gave him the paddles and he's alive.

>> No.14886151

>>14886056
>Maybe it's why Buffett spends so much time reading
the secret is, as long as you're patient and only buy into investments that are really, really good, you will do well
make time work for you
make other people's impatience work FOR you
don;t buy crap, just wait and good stuff will present itself

>> No.14886168

chemestry was super easy, i got to learn how shit works at a fundamental level, how the atoms connect and why they want to connect, and what happens when you get a cumshot into a woman's pussy... my favorite element might be iron because of the variety of isotopes and how iron changes everything between its stable state and how it takes more energy to make it further stable... this fasination with electrons and neutrons ultimately landed me dumbfounded... In my quest to find how to relate the very large bodies of the universe with the very small building blocks of everything I have found my self here today. and i believe the scientits are wrong. climate change is not as bad as people want every one to believe, but and opportunity for what i like to call shekel gathering.

lets not make any mistakes, yes the sun will ultimately burn the planet and boil all the water away as it blows the atmosphere into the cosmos, but how does this impact financial markets? why does joe bag of donuts need a new car when he could perfectly well do with what he has?

this is where psychology kicks in, the psuedo-newscience, its all just based in bull shit, the truth of the matter remains, joe is unhappy, and he wants to feel happy. so what drives joe? he wants a car? wait where the fuck am ii going wiith this?

>> No.14886188

>>14886151
shit, but joe wants his fucking car? can't i help him into the car while making money too? joe wins I win everybody wins? shit the problem is actually niggers, jews and jannies.

>> No.14886196

>>14886168
are you talking about high school chem or university chem?

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>>14886188
we can all "win"
but we can't all WIN WIN
does that make sense
I'm not going to apologize for being the big boy

>> No.14886221

>>14886196
you ever see a kid stick a fucking paperclip in an outlet and watch the whole school parade out of the building for a fire alarm?

or that time a kid put a bullet in a vice and shot the fucking thiing into the celing and went to jail because he was 19 and was using a fake name to be at school in the first place?

>> No.14886236

>>14886220
i mean i was expelled from public school for a damn dime bag, but these motherfuckers went way too far.

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>>14886221
no
no
>>14886236
but you have rich parents so it doesn't matter?
you can cry to someone else about how it all isn't fair, I'm not hearing it

>> No.14886343

>>14886257
my parent's weren't always rich, and to be honest they work harder than anybody i've ever met... they grow gardens, they raise livestock, they just do shit and live better off because of risks they took... to be honest my father had my mother on his healthcare plan from his job and the day i was born he quit working there and started his own business with his friend... not many people do that, but he milked the damn system that was for him, and created his own life with me there... and i guess i fucked up. i didn't do the things in should have done, and the worst part of it all... i've made my own mother cry... there's nothing left to say... take your memories I don't need them, take your freedom, im gone and going to feel a whole lot better.

>> No.14886361

>>14886257
be nice to bagler his shin size has held him back :(
>>14886221
In highschool electronics we had a kid stick a capacitor directly into the outlet lmao. It exploded, burned his hand, and knocked out the power, and killed a row of computers. Permanently! He was in BIG trouble

>> No.14886362

>>14886343
I wish all the best to you and your parents
see you tomorrow ~~

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>>14885212
Watermelon =181
Cherry = 1

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>>14885212

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>>14886390
>>14885212

>> No.14886408

>>14886151
The scary thing with beginners trying the Buffett hodl is dumping their cash in to a company that really doesn't deserve that level of faith. Buffett did well because he took due dilly willy to an extreme level. He knew the companies he invested in would be moderate to major successes and would survive economic downturns. If you buffett hodl a company that can't, you just tossed your money in to an incinator over the course of several years.

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14886418

>doing homework
>doing homework on the internet

cringe, yikes, & etc.

>>14886408
If you're impatient you're impatient
period

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14886444

>>14886418
>>If you're impatient you're impatient
>period
that doesnt mean you cannot act patient

>> No.14886447

>>14886418
I'm talking about cost averaging your way in to a company that goes bankrupt.

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14886456

the answer is get me a Jamba juice on the double

>> No.14886464

>>14886456
That sounds good. I may get one if thise tomorrow.

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>>14886447
if their earnings are decreasing or negative its no mystery
don't buy

>>14886444
act patient = being patient
maybe I don't understand what you are trying to say

>> No.14886484

Index funds weren't a think until 1975, and didn't become the time-tested approach they are today for a while still.

I wonder who the next Buffett will be, or if we'll even bother to learn his name. Could just be a coder with the best algo? Or just someone who gets lucky consistently.

>> No.14886490

>>14886467
stop tantalizing me

>> No.14886499

OH FUCK THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE TIME TO INVEST IN KADOKAWA AND OTHER COMPANIES WITH NON-KYOANI STUDIOS!!!

I think it's time I apply to trade the Nikkei.

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>>14886456
fuck that, they bought out Zuka Juice and ruined it. They used to have a lemon-lime kid's smoothie and I can still kind of remember how it tasted back in 1999

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14886508

>>14886490
book ur ticket
we're going to pakistan

>> No.14886513

>>14886467
you see an town... i see an anceint river bed carved through glaciers and a faltline

>> No.14886514

>>14886502
Zuka... that is a gross tasting name.
No, get a tasty name, slap a jamba on there

>> No.14886517

>>14886467
>if their earnings are decreasing or negative its no mystery
>don't buy

That was my whole point. Beginners putting Buffett faith in to high risk potentially leaky and potentially sinking ships. Going fucking no stop loss long on a small cap dude weed, bioshit, or mineless mining company with negative eps. That's the danger of the beginner misinterpretation of the Buffett Hodl.

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>>14886517
then they don't really know anything
they deserve to fail
no problem

>> No.14886545

>>14886508
its too late in the season... i don't want to get caught in a september fucking storm off the mountain when we're fucked and just end up dead. nor do i want too much mushy mush wet run off either... lets plan next fucking june. we can go to the himalayas, i will save an extra $200 a week, that gives us a budget of 10k we have time too use shit like go fund me and can raise more money. if you're serious. i'll fucking start working out now and i'll be there in better shape than you.

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14886546

Alright i'm going to bed.

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14886547

>>14886514
Zuka Juice was the gem of the Foothill Village shopping center, even better than red balloon toys. Look at how tasteful their stores were and how cute their employees. Little me once sat on one of the high chairs facing the blenders in this very location.
They had a completely different ethos than Jamba, they were full of sugar and kind of akin to a snowcone. More liquidy as well, D-LISH

>> No.14886565

>>14886545
>and i'll be there in better shape than you.
that's doubtful old man
pick a peak though

evvy and K2 are of course way more than 10k
nanga is a son of a bitch
we might as well do the rockies or a different range in 2019/2020 and go from there

denali this year or next?

>> No.14886576

>>14886535
we don't have to summit, we can do great things from fucking anywhere, like see the snow on the tops of those little guys? those little guys are above the clouds too. i used to hold my breath constantly in school or in church or even in the shower by my self. I saw Mt. McKinley and it's the biggest peak in north America. the way it just cut clouds and towered over everthing else was almost surreal but damn it makes your neck turn back as you look up up up up.

>> No.14886583

>>14886565
i refuse to call it denali, and no we're not going to alaska for this one.

>> No.14886588
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>>14886565
1v1 me on Kachenjunga. The ghosts of the dead will howl in your ears and I will vibrate secret words on the peak

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>>14886588
whatever u wanna do sunny
nice mountain there

i'm up for w/e except for evvy K2 and nanga

>> No.14886608

fine some one start a go fund me, get baggie on k2 and we'll do it or die trying. fuck everest, that's not the most deadly lets do k2 strait up. probably need like 80k for 2 people with air and sherpas, oxygen and shit... we will be the traders that can make money off the experience too, but we need the funds.. sucks the dnc is sucking up all the damn small donations.

>> No.14886612
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14886612

Happy Moonday!
I hope all of our moon-missions get us some space-Ferraris.

(Except for our two resident shills. I hope those stocks make them only enough additional money to keep them alive at welfare-levels)

I love you all!

>> No.14886614

>>14886597
nope it's k2 or im not going to the gym.

>> No.14886620
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>>14886612
oh fug :DDDDDD

>> No.14886622

>>14886614
you want to go for k2 first?
you are such a timmy

>> No.14886627

>>14886597
well shit lets just do mount fuji, we'll still do a go fund me, and raise money, but we need too do shit with the culture and film the mother fuucker. we can work with multiple studios and shit but we'll get tons of nip exposure and like we will climb the thing and take some video from the top and get down safe.

>> No.14886640

>>14886622
save the best for first and last, #live strong.

>> No.14886651

you get down from mount fuji them fucking geisha broads with the kimonos and white faces with feather fans will suck your dick.

>> No.14886655

>>14886627
fuji lets gooooooo
no gofund me, we all pay our own
thats only like 2k to go to japan, 5k max if we live like kings

>> No.14886667

Fuck it. You win. I'ma have me a whiskey tonic.

What're we doing tonight fellas?

>> No.14886670

>>14886655
nope we're going to profit off this trip and need a go fund me and full studio backing. i'm going to be the entertainment and share this experience with people from through out the world.

>> No.14886676

>>14886667
i drank all the tequilla and vodka and beer and im sipping on some fucking shitty french wine. shitty because it's white and i'd rather cook with it, but it's like still white wine.

>> No.14886683

domaine serge laporte shit's dry and fruity, i really don't like it.

>> No.14886690

>>14886670
I'm sure that we'll be entertaining
not sure if we can convince someone to pay for it

>> No.14886716

>>14886690
it's not that difficult, we just need to get the right people on the phone. we travel pitch our idea or don't even travel just get a skype conference and bam we get backing... we need to start a company and stuff but its stupidly easy the costs a cheaper that way and it takes some liability out umbrellas it kinda sort of thing. it's not that hard to do. I think we would be able to make a ton of money off of this not only for us but the people who back us as well.

>> No.14886727

>>14886690
its not even k2 iits just fuji, and japan, i mean we could do all kinds of stuff if it turns out to be a hit.

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>>14886716
well I'll trust you with all the big brain charismatic stuff
i'm a simple person
want to go later this year or next year?

>> No.14886738

>>14886690
most of the show is going to just be japan, but we sell the climb off to one group sell the rights to the other part to another group. i mean shits fucking easy as hell. the fact most people in this thread don't do shit like this is because the smart money and lurkers are already doing this shit constantly

>> No.14886746

>>14886733
oh man we need to catch cherrry blossom season in japan, because that's what people want to be able to experience around the world, so i guess late march early april next year.

>> No.14886764

>>14886733
we need to reach out to like go.pro and twitch.tv and uhh maybe cokacola and other food things, we need to raise capital for our project, and this is a oone shot deal done we go in we give the guys rights to the shit and get out.

>> No.14886779

i dunno i'll start making phone calls on monday but does anybody have experience with the go fund me shit? like that small donation of 1 or 2 dollars will go a long way if we can collect like 200000 of them and show backers fuck you, you had a shot and look at us now im watching a blow job i'm not getting my carrot sucked because my girl would be pissed if she saw this.

>> No.14886793

oh its off camera, oh well by all means take my carrot away... baggie ends up fathering 5 bastards in japan.

>> No.14886827

hey I already wrote the check
a couple months out OK
name the date and the airport

>> No.14886928

>>14886827
im not making this kinda move on the finger man, like we got visa's and make sure im not still banned from entering japan after that last fiasco and like damn i'd rather make money on this trip than just call it a vacation bro... i guess we go to tokyo it's fucking closest to the damn mountain, we can see if the fundme gets shit and we might get a helecopter ride and get some footage for our viewers, you gotta be thinking about the shit that got you this far, we might take a train to kyoto and try to help recover gajin style, baggie the asshole who loves money and fucks asian women regularly talking about anime a subject he doesn't know too much about, watch him say Kamsahamnida instead of Origato and laugh at the cherry pettals falling all over the place! It's a great thing! We've got potential.

>> No.14886950

i learned through chemestry and einstien that like there is more than enough energy in what im about to puke from drinking too much to power a rocket trip to fucking mars nigga. just half of that will be enough to get us to fuji kyoto and shit we might part ways and ii go to hong coong and you go back states side, but friends forever we'll be.

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>>14886928
wait we don't need visas just for a tourist trip right
it;s only a couple thousand to go climb a rock no biggy

dont worry too much about the "gaijin style" or the sideways pussy that part is all nature

>> No.14886965

be it bible bro, be it anybody who isn't pendy or fucking comfy.... well comfy can come, but pendy better be in class, actually i don't fucking care, you guys are going to see us on 60 minutes about how we changed the world, and brought issues relating to climate change and we'll put the geo in the geopolitics.

>> No.14886972

>>14886956
bro, the sideways pussy is a myth. they're slits are strait up and down like any red headed or blonde girl you've fucked.

>> No.14886980

>>14886956
thousound feet straiit up at high altitude, don't you faggets understand its easier to climb at altiitude since the fuckiing weight oof the world ain't on your shoulders?

>> No.14886986

who the fuck is this psycho retard teen who just had his first fireball

>> No.14886994
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>>14886972
I only fuck girls that are fat enough that I can't even see the definition of the slit
it's just another round nasty hole to me

feels safer closer to death nahmen
up in the clouds

>> No.14887000

>>14886986
first fireball, i was drinkiing bombay sapphire double proofed before they recalled it off the shelves. and i hope you take care of your children, teach them well so they dont make your mistakes asshole.

>> No.14887021

>>14886994
you know ii lost my viirgiinity to a fucking 270 biggen black girl... like findiing the pussy in all those folds.. and when she was cumming holy shit you'd have thought iit was like mt, vesuvus eruptiing and some how little old 17 year old me was like crushed but had sex... i don't want to talk about sex before then.. and she was older than me that's ok, but damn she liked me, she really did, but i don't like want to tell my crush i just fucked a nigger girl who was fatter than both of us! yeah that'd never go over well...

>> No.14887038

ii don't get the incel movement? like ive probably had sex with over 40 or 50 women.

>> No.14887054

if i could do it all again? i'd give more back to the people who made me who I am.... ive lost a ton of friends who were like my growing up buddies... and if I'd ever have a chance... i'd save their lives.

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>>14887038
are they gross? are you gross?
Do you have your own place and status?

>> No.14887071 [DELETED] 

i want a reply to this post if like heroin, opiodes or any kind of drug bullshit took away some one you once loved as a friend family oor lover, or impacted the life of one of those three.... you'll see no replys for this because that rooted problem is so bad, and tough to talk about...

>> No.14887079

>>14887071
shit i fucked up... i mean to say i dont... damn it... ill delete im sorry friiends.

>> No.14887085

>>14887064
i know people...

>> No.14887098

>>14887064
i need more training... mostly cardio shit, but damn my funny legs are bad.. i don't use my legs enough and they're the only things that will take me to the mountain top and back down safely. back down safely is the important part. how about we partner with like a wounded veteran and see if we can get a purple heart mother fucker to take tons of the fire and exposure and stuff, it'd be kinda like shit easy as hell.

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>>14887021
my big problem is
when ur fucking hogs, it's hard to just ask them their weight and get a straight answer
more often then not, you ask a girl who's probably 220 how much she weighs
and she says like 140 or 160 or some bullshit
like Ashley you KNOW you aren't the first 230 pound girl I've had on top of me and you know that because your friend Tiffany was over here on Thursday
so if you got a real live 270 pound girl to admit to that (or tricked her onto a scale) then that's real

>> No.14887109

>>14887071
nah it's real I lost a person close to me to OD
he wasn't dumb or a bad person
he was just lost in a world he couldn't deal with

>> No.14887114

>fat girls
huh. the type of mental damage I'm drawn to is usually the other end of the spectrum.

Speaking of, one of the recommended things that usually is news that popped up on my phone web browser is that one youtube skelly who I guess took a break and now is back.

I'd like to give her a break, you know?

>> No.14887147

damn do you know how easy it iis to doo shit like this, we can fuck slanted pussy all we want, but like jesus christ, we can get churches to back us, they'll give us money to help people and a purple heart vet giving respect.. damn its so powerful moving and damn i miight have too do this like, nobody cares 2 3 months later... i remember everything. the pulse night club shoooting? the fucking french shooting, the attempted bombing in england, england actually caught a device that was supposed to be a suicide bomb, but the diffused and the tragedy was there, but for some reason, the english, iit was the actual english not uk, scotts, great briits or north irish, denied the attack.. i think it was a fucking whats her tits had the cat mask with the ears, aria grande the senoirita noo wonder she's all open borders it was her concert that got cancelled, her backers were pissed and she's a fucking entertainer just stupid as can be, but she was a target....and she's a tool, but damn it. if it was your daughters concert and it got cancelled im sure you'd want to murder the mother fucker with the bomb wiith your bare hands too.

>> No.14887198

>>14887147
no waiit a bomb did go off, but there were supposed to be multiple... yeah fuck... i know if i saw a guy with gas can. i'd fucking stop him... you're out of gas, come with me to your car, i'm highly suspect of people filling that shit up just as a bistander... i hate how easy it is for an asshole to hurt innocent people. i mean call them victems call them survivors, but no means no, and personally i know that sex outside of the marriage is wrong.. that should never happen, and people should go to jail for that kind of behaviour, and if you're a fagget in jail and on a life sentance for shit you did, well you should be put down, and given a needle or bullet. single does it's fucking easy.

>> No.14887220
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>>14886965
Sounds fun but I'm broke as shit

Also, anyone going to be in Las Vegas in a month or so? I'm debating flying out there with my lady friend end of August, but not too sure about blowing out my saving so I can fuck her chubby ass against a window looking out on the strip...

>> No.14887235

so just get styrophome like what comes in casing in large fragile packages and add it to gasoline, shit now you've got extra sticky napalm shit, what do you do with that? well shit arson is so fuckiing easy, i learned from a serial arsonist, who wrote a book on this shit and is in jail, but it details everything on what's planted where and how the first responders react, and being the serial arsonist, he was also the fire chief, nobody cared he was first on the scene, he was supposed to be, hes the fire chief. damn asshole would act as the hero while he murdered people inside the buildings. best part of the whole thing.. dude acts like he doesn't know his job... he's the worst liar ever.

>> No.14887291

>>14887220
honestly the strip sucks, it's not worth it. you can spend less money and do something than fucking her from behind because you know she wants to see too, so you get obstructed view, and even the best view theres nothing there its a desert, but some people like that.

i mean your girl may want to gamble see a specific show or something. that's different, there's shit to do, but like fucking a broad from behind i prefer the sideways behind through the legs so i can still kiss your ears and if you turn around we can make out while fucking and cum together. but ii've never been to vegas

>> No.14887310
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put some neutron heavy rocks together and you can get something bigger than a fire
this isn't the 1940s
destroying the world is just a few neutrons away
we could burn all the anime away for good
but we decided back then in 1945 that we didn't want to

there's thermite too if you want to go the chemical route (1700's)

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>>14887291
Ive been there twice, once when I was 8, once when I was 10

It's $500 for round trip plane tickets, she says she has $2000 for spending money while we out there, she already has the room payed and everything

But after the plane tickets I'll only have a couple hundred to last the week, and idk if I want to feel like a mooch all week while she's spending big because it'll be her 2nd (or third?) 21st birthday week

Could be a great time, but I'll be broke as a joke after
Or I don't go, and regret it and be cranky all week while she is gone....

I think I'm going to aim to make $1000 in options plays this week, and if I can, then I'll go

Fuck, idk what to do

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6am Saturday bump!

>> No.14887493

Good god this thread went off the rails

>> No.14887520
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>>14887493
It's the weekend, there were no rails to begin with

>> No.14887629
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this is the rails of the stock market

>> No.14887743
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Post your 2019 so far.

>> No.14887768

>>14887743
Wait, you've got 100k+? How'd you manage to get that much?

>> No.14887771
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>>14887743
Here's mine

>> No.14887804

>>14887768
it's index numbers

Also euro scum, so comma = period

>> No.14887820

>>14887771
Yowza, that's kinda volatile. You got brass balls, my man.

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>>14887743
>>14887804
I see well here's my year so far. NOK's been kicking my ass, but I've got 13k left to play around with, cause ITUB decided to go up (for reasons I don't know).

>> No.14888254
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You're all casuals

>> No.14888372
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Damn, looks like I missed a lot of math, game, and dating advice posting.

>> No.14888442

>>14888372
The math posting was wrong. There's no valid solution.

>> No.14888492

>>14887820
Only invest money you can stand to lose.

>> No.14888882

Gonna watch Wolf of Wall St today. Haven't seen it yet.

>> No.14889097

>>14888882
You're in for a treat

>> No.14889200

>>14889097
Holy shit it's 3 HOURS LONG

>> No.14889232

>>14889200
Yeah but you get to see Jonah Hill's fake penis. Enjoy~

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>>14885212

Why did you post the wrong version of the picture? Here is the original.

>> No.14889264

>tfw SNSS

>> No.14889449

>>14885212
This is in radians?

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>>14887310
ama dablam peak looks more difficult than k2 or everest but only 6,812 m (22,349 ft) while k2 8,611 metres (28,251 ft)and during winter it gets higher than everest due to snow masses and nobody has been able to summit it during winter

btw 2019 been brutal on everest, as world wide weather is going crazy due to sun spots. bad timing trying to climb everest know lots of avalanches etc probably coming years

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_who_died_climbing_Mount_Everest

>> No.14889544

>>14886502
I was 1 year old in 1999

>> No.14889545

>>14889254
This one is stupid. From the two first lines you get strawberry = 1 and orange = 5. OP's one is much funnier.

>> No.14890044

>>14889544
underageb&

>> No.14890633

>>14890044
I'm 21
Time flies bud

>> No.14890962

It's the weekend, why are you fags still here?

Also keep yourself safe baggie

>> No.14891145

>>14890633
> 1 in 1999
> old enough to drink
Don't be hurtful bro.

>> No.14891339

>>14891145
what kind of backwards shithole doesn't let you drink past 16?

>> No.14891799

>>14889503
Ammy Dablammy is sort of tough right at the top
It's also super photogenic, just gorgeous, and also it is the mountain that the Invesco logo is based on
There are plenty of big rocks harder than the easy routes on Everest
Avvys on Everest aren't like avalanches on K2 or other big hills, the most dangerous point is the whole slope and valley under the Lhotse face

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should we let the thread die or try and keep it alive

>> No.14892505

>>14890633
I know you're not underageb& I'm 21 now too and life just keeps going faster

I'm going to cry

>> No.14892592

>>14892505
I'm 29, youre all fucked and nothing will change in the next 8 years of your life

>> No.14892689

>>14892592
joke's on you I'm in college set to graduate debt free with an engineering degree and I began investing early

>> No.14892824

>>14892689
which engi degree? do you have a jobbo lined up or nah?
also tell me about your VK GF

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>>14889503

Everest chan is doing good work for Dr. Darwin.

>> No.14892976

>>14892824
electrical engineering. No job but I'm well connected so it shouldn't be too much of a hassle.

>VK GF
ah, my vk gf. She's very kool.

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Sweep the slopes clean, Everest chan!

>>14892689
>set to graduate debt free

I hate you so much.

>> No.14893410

>>14893188
if it makes you feel better, I may need to take out a small loan to cover living expenses

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Oh for god sakes UK you need to respond with force to this taunting. Issuing statement saying we are d-displeased by this bullying is not gonna do it.

>> No.14893474

>>14893427

Look at this! Iran practically dropped trow and mooned the whole UK from their own ship here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uks4DvpMhpA

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>>14893427
>no... n-no that's our ship
>p-please stop dumping our tea
>n-no you can't do that

Britain is less cucked than the rest of Europe, but they are still made a bitch by true men. they deserve to be taunted
that being said they are still a notch above Argentina lol. Argentina is such a butthurt failed state whenever the UK comes around

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>>14888254
Based grim!
I still have over twice as much eu4 hours

And few hundred eu3 hours....

>> No.14894177

>>14892592
>>14892689
>>14893188
Same here, except with Neuroscience
Money isn't my main concern in life, as long as I make enough money to live comfortably and enjoy what I'm doing
Planning on going into research, will go to grad school after I graduate

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So is it /smg/ movie night? Or /smg/ game night?

>> No.14894643

what the movie tonight

>> No.14894783
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I haven't seen a movie in like 3 weeks now
my trust in all things external to my being is collapsing
we have been denied twice already, a third time would be

>> No.14894920
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I really need to start making more money...

>> No.14895065

>>14894920
Yep

>> No.14895188
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What the fuck is Gottlieb's problem? Why is he trying to fuck with my portfolio?
>Becomes vocal opposition to Juul
>Joins second rate pharma company that isn't even curing ebola, Pfizer

>> No.14895381

AMRN! If you've been wanting to jump aboard this Train you better take advantage of this Dip while it lasts! Cause soon it'll Rise back and never look back till the Holy Buyout Strikes us all aboard like mad.

Pray for the Holy Buyout! Pray we hit 30 or more per share before the Buyout strikes! If you think Big Pharma will let so much Profit just pass them by your a fool. A Buyout will happen! AMRN; Our hero and Golden Goose has landed!

Green Bags stuffed full of cash will be tossed at AMRN's board of directors. Course they'll take the money. What Fool wouldn't? Then stockholders will get a big windfall. That other Bio company, ARRY got bought didn't it. PFE paid a big wad to get them.

Cash or stock/cash mix who gives a shit which it is cause in the end hell no mater what you'll get Profit from it. If PFE ponys up the Cash or stock/cash mix hell you'd get PFE stock cheap and it pays a Divvy. Plus Cash on top of that. So a win win around.

>> No.14895615

>>14885212
pi + e is irrational, therefore no such melon and cherry exist

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>>14895615
Exactly

>> No.14895819

>>14892592
>people in this general take financial advise from 18-21 year olds still in college whom have never had a full time job

>> No.14895828
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>>14895615

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>>14895828
It's true, and since there is a clause that they must be integers, the answer is that it is unsolvable!

>> No.14896228

/smg/'s pretty dead in the weekends. it's pretty sad. it's a perfect opportunity to discuss how the market's gonna behave the next week, or discuss how the market's currently doing.

>> No.14896272

>>14896228
SNSS going to the moon next week after that announcement of the acquisition of 5.3% by Caxton

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>>14896228
hey how is the market currently doing?
how do you think the market is going to behave this coming week?

>> No.14896383

>>14896272
Thank god I got in when I did

>> No.14896400

>>14886444
green is pass user
and it's not a palm tree, it's yotsuba's hair

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>>14885212
>e + anything
>rational number

>> No.14896545

>>14896287
i feel like it's too high and that it's not gonna stay like that for long. not talking about recession or anything, just looks like it's gonna fall down progressively.

>>14896272
is it priced in already or can we get in too?

>> No.14896622

>>14896545
After the drop that just happened on Friday, you may have a window of opportunity to get cheapies.

>> No.14896633

>>14896622
what happened on friday? NFLX?

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14896697

/smg/ has been pretty dead lately, period.

I'm going to start setting more realistic targets a la
>>14886007

And hey, can someone shut this guy up?

>> No.14896751

>>14896697
The threads were red hot the past couple of weeks after a bit of a slump, I think we'll see more of the same (barring weekends which are usually dead as fuck)

>> No.14896872

>>14896272
>>14896383
>>14896545
the SEC filing was the "announcement"
it's highly unlikely that the company would issue a PR about this

>> No.14896883

>>14885212
shitty pic, multiple solutions exist

from the 4th line since left half is zero, strawberry must be zero
from second line 5 strawberry = orange = 0

But from the 1st two equations strawberry = 1 and orange = 5

>> No.14896886

>>14896545
>is it priced in already

>tfw wanted to buy SPY, but I realized the future expansions and contractions of the economy for the next 357 years are already priced in, making it impossible for a profit to be made on it

why live
I hate this bullshit omnipotent stock market

>> No.14896950

>>14889545
Okay, smart guy. If strawberry = 1, tell me what is strawberry minus strawberry, and how exactly does it equal strawberry over grape?

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>>14896950
my first thought was to reply "zero divided by anything = 0"
and then I realized the joke is that no matter what the value of strawberry is, the value of strawberry - strawberry would still be 0

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>>14896950
>>14896991
oh wait I still missed the point
I'm not a math major alright

>> No.14897049

>>14896545
hmmm that's an interesting perspective
why do you think the market is too high

>> No.14897122

>>14896991
Right. The first line implies that strawberry = 1 or organge = 0 (either or both). The second line implies that either strawberrt = 1 and orange = 5, or both are 0. The latter option is ruled out by the note in the right corner. But if strawberry = 1, there's no value of grape that's a valid solution for the fourth line.

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>>14896228
You have predictions on how the markets going to behave?? please tell me about it..

>> No.14897230

>>14895381
Thanks for the reminder. I've realized that the future to long-term financial success is to buy whatever biotech stocks you see promoted online. If you want to get lucky, you've got to put yourself in a position to get lucky, and there's probably nothing that's a surer bet than AMRN. I'd be buying if I had any money to do so. Maybe if I do end up doing a cash-out refinance, I can scoop up some AMRN with that $35k+.

>> No.14897248

>>14897049
it's completely outperforming every other market by a giant margin. just take a look at european markets/stocks. they literally have negative growth the last 5 years.

this hegemony will not last long because in this chaotic world stuff happens and affects the market. oh, and also, fucking china. do the US really think they did a white peace sort of thing?

the trade war has just been posponed because china doesn't care as much. china's patient. china can wait to win that war. china's smart and knows what's its current place in the international economy.

the US will absolutely lose this trade war thing. even the fucking citizens, the god damn plebs, 'normal'' middle class people took part in the fucking war.

yeah. the chinese literally stopped buying american products when the trade war was going on. do you think that the american society has as much willpower? that it's as patriotic? no. the american society couldn't care less about this trade war, and that's why the US will lose. and that's certainly a good reason to believe that the stock markets are not gonna last this high for too long.

>> No.14897272

>>14894920
PenPen would never go along with such a degenerate plan

Misato is best girl you filthy gutter rat

>> No.14897299

>>14896228
Prepare for panic sell Monday.

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>>14897248
>this hegemony will not last long because in this chaotic world stuff happens and affects the market

I like that sentence. really opens my eyes up to some previously unknown possibilities.
Ok, I guess you've convinced me. The US will lose the trade war and the markets will go down. That was a nice chat. I will adjust my current investments accordingly.
But just to make sure I don't make any mistakes, maybe you can walk me through how I should invest for the next 1/5/10 years to secure and grow my wealth in such conditions?

>> No.14897322

Be not deceived, God is not mocked.
For what things a man shall sow, those also shall he reap. For he that soweth in his flesh, of the flesh also shall reap corruption. But he that soweth in the spirit, of the spirit shall reap life everlasting.
And in doing good, let us not fail. For in due time we shall reap, not failing.

>> No.14897329

>>14888254
The definition of feelsbadman

>> No.14897346

>>14896633
Technical weakness, Iran seized UK tanker. The Netflix earnings miss was probably a wash against the Microsoft government cloud thing.

>> No.14897351

>>14897299
SNSS is breaking $1 on Monday, and maybe LCI will finally break $6 again.

>> No.14897368

>>14897272
The only inaccuracy is PenPen doesn't need to pay.

>> No.14897374

>>14897299
No sign of war with Iran

Why would markets continue to sell off on Monday?

>> No.14897376

>>14897329
Feels fucking great man. I had so much fun playing in High School and early college. Playing games with the boys all night. Feels bad everyone I know either stopped or grew up.

>> No.14897396

>>14897374
>Why would markets continue to sell off on Monday?

Fear of escalation. There will be more to come. If UK does nothing in response, Iran will continue. If UK responds in kind, more escalation. This high seas game is going to get worse either way. Market dies not like it when oil supply lines are tampered with.

>> No.14897404

>>14897368
Nigga, u tak shit bo my boy PenPen?

Nigga, imma finish this purpl drank and imma cap yo bitch ass

Misato best grrl, Asuka she cool but she hot/crazy gnosis what im sayin, and Rei damn man she like a damn kid man why u slant boys inna dat underage neophyte look man

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>>14886257
U have good taste in quints friend but I’m a bit of a ichika fag myself

>> No.14897481

Gaudeamus investores.
Haec dies quam fecit Dominus:
exultemus et laetemur in ea,
alleluia.
Confitemini Domino, quoniam bonus:
quoniam in saeculum misericordia ejus.

>> No.14897506

>>14897481
pueri ab pecunia delectatur, quia cum ea magnus domus tenent

>> No.14897546

>>14897351
LCI going to $60

>> No.14897548

>>14897481
>>14897506
Man, /smg/ anons get into so far out shit after hours

>> No.14897557

>>14897506
Magna domus est magnum bonum. Pecunia super omnia!

>> No.14897567

>>14897546
LCI ad centum!

>> No.14897623

>>14897557
ave pecunia romanorum!

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>>14897442
I like yots the best but they're all cool

>> No.14897705

>>14897623
SNSS est pecunia nostra nunc et semper.

>> No.14897737

>>14897705
that's honestly all the latin i know anon, i wish i could continue speaking in lingua romanorum. where did you learn latin?

>> No.14897868

Not looking forward to all the big industrial ER’s this week, or even the tech giants.

Plus Mueller. Doesn’t matter that nothing will come of it and he hates them all for making him do this. Trump could still throw a fit.

I was hoping to let my winners take back some of their gains, especially Nintendo and Salesforce, but I’m scared this week will be rough.

Am I being too greedy? Or is taking profit on my few green positions in the hopes of buying back lower “selling my winners to fund my losers?”

>> No.14897897

>>14897868
why do companies like GOOG or FB release ER's but don't pay dividends? is it related at all?

>> No.14897901

>>14897737
You were doing a good job. Knowing what I know now, I'd recommend the Lingua Latina per Se Illustrata (LLPSI) series for adult self-learners, although that's not how I learned Latin personally.

This web page has links to many Layin resources. It is maintained by some user from the Latin Reddit Discord, which is run by literal communists (yes, I am banned), but the resource list is all very good. If you search "LLPSI" you'll find a link to just about all the books and supplements in the series. If you have any more questions, just post in this thread and I'll reply if I see it.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/13JLLzsLUmMa_jD1WOMXeTvSS9WKHjnOjwxygXtjAkcc

>> No.14897949

>>14897901
holy fucking shit dear god, i actually have that book right in my table. atleast the exercitia latina, not familia romana. i got it from high school and didn't want to throw it.

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>>14897897
https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/04/050604.asp

all publicly traded companies must release earnings information to investors with various guidelines on the accounting principles and frequency. This is a legal requirement from the SEC

the decision to pay dividends isn't directly related to the earnings report.

>> No.14897989

>>14897897
All publicly traded companies give Earnings Reports. (Maybe there are some exceptions, but I’m not aware of them)

Please go to investopedia and read until you can answer the question “why might a company pay a dividend, and why not?”

>> No.14898002

>>14897964
so what's the reason some companies pay divvies and some others don't?

>> No.14898016

>>14897989
to lure the investors with even another way of earning money apart from speculation in the stock?

>> No.14898017

...disgusting

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>>14898002
Some companies have extra cash flow, some don't

>> No.14898039

>>14898028
doesn't AMZN or GOOG have a lot of ''extra cash flow''?

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>>14898039
Yea, and they reinvest it into their business

>> No.14898064

>>14897901
So it seems that this is your destiny. The exercitia is not the most important part. The first volume of the main text is "Familia Romana". It's a graded reader (all in Latin) with some exercises. Also get the Latine Disco (English-language student's companion) and Colloquia Personarum (supplement reader). The Exercitia are probably a good idea too for extra practice, but I wouldn't feel too guilty about skipping some of the exercises as long as you are keeping up with the material in the main chapters (including the pensa).

>> No.14898072

>>14898056
so the reason why some companies don't pay divvies is because they'd rather reinvest the revenue they'd pay the dividends with. okay.

>> No.14898079

>>14898064
>>14897949
Meant to reply to you.

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>>14898002
https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/12/why-do-some-companies-pay-a-dividend.asp
https://divvies.com/pages/faq

>>14898039
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/buyback.asp
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/capital-growth.asp
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/02/041702.asp

>> No.14898105

>>14898083
Wow... I gave him an assignment and there was a straight up article that had the answer, and he couldn't find it.

And Sunny thinks people should just be autodidacts..

>> No.14898131

>>14898064
yeah, we actually worked with these 2 books. read a capitulum, then do the exercises. was a bit repetitive but the classes were fun. if i want to learn latin i'm sure gonna have to get familia romana and colloquia personarum and the disk. though, maybe i can find them online and save a few bucks for SNSS?

>> No.14898137

When do i buy the amd dip

>> No.14898146

>>14898083
i know almost everything can be searched in investopedia, but gets fucking boring sometimes. just asking for some explanations here feels quicker and easier to understand.

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>>14898146
>Trusting anonymous internet strangers to tell you the truth about your personal financial decisions
Topkek

>> No.14898203

>>14898169
To be fair, we're not all idiots or conmen. But if you don't know enough to recognize when anons are being sarcastic...

Honestly though, this guy could watch the generic repeat episodes of Mad Money that air whenever Cramer is on vacation, and he would have a much better understanding AND not have to do any legwork.

Hell, it's even in podcast form, just go for a walk and learn some very easy shit to get a basic grasp.

>> No.14898233

>>14898169
not personal decisions, but objective stuff. i mean, there's a limited number of answers to ''what's a dividend''?. that cannot affect you negatively in any way, other than anons laughing at you

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>>14898233
There really are not a limited number of answers to "why is a dividend" though

Also rule number 1 of the stock market: the easiest way for me to make money is to make you lose yours

>> No.14898337

>>14898319
but i thought we were brothers anon :(
i-i thought anons helped other anons by only destroying normies with purposefully bad advice

>> No.14898360

>>14885463
Yotsuba a shit

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>>14898337
but you don't know anything
so it's not a two-way symbiotic relationship
you just post ignorance and ask for information
you lower the thread quality and make it harder for a real discussion to emerge by your presence


>>14898360
nah fuck off

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>>14898337
>but i thought we were brothers anon :(
And that is why you fail

You should try to lurk more

>> No.14898401

>>14885352
Thanks for the books!

>> No.14898418

>>14898373
well, yeah i ranted on shit i know very little stuff, no problem to admit that. atleast i lighted the conversation a bit.

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14898575

The Post-GALT Pendfolio 2.0

>DYAI (going to sell covered calls on this one)
>CATS (going to sell covered calls on this one)
>ATHX
>Possibly MRKR or AMRN if they stay low long enough for me to actually buy them cheap

>> No.14898712

>>14898575
Decent premium in AMRN.

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Anyone remember what stock some anon was shilling yesterday? Something about getting paid if you buy stock before the 26th or something? I could go back in the archive but I'm too lazy

>> No.14898871

I’m thinking about doing some rebalancing.

What’s /smg/‘s “emergency fund” balance?

How about your “bear fund”?

How about your savings/spending/checking accounts?

>> No.14898920

>>14898131
I own hard copies of a lot of the books in the series, but I would get PDF (or DJVU) copies anyway for convenience. I personally like to do a lot of my reading (in general, not just Latin-related texts) at night in the dark on my phone or on a tablet, so I couldn't read a paper copy then anyway.

Just to clarify about "the disk," Latine Disco just means "I learn in Latin." It's a small book that contains a brief English overview of the chapters (to be consulted after reading through the Latin chapter IN LATIN). It's not a CD-ROM. You may have just meant that as a nickname, but I don't want you (or anyone else) to get frustrated because you can't find the companion CD.

>> No.14898970

>>14898575
AMRN will get bought out long before GALT even starts their phase 3 trial, which is going to be a failure anyway.

>> No.14899000

down 50% on my first option, ~120 days left. starting to sweat

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>>14898773

https://www.google.com/search?q=ex+dividend+calendar
https://www.nasdaq.com/dividend-stocks/dividend-calendar.aspx
https://www.nasdaq.com/dividend-stocks/dividend-calendar.aspx?date=2019-Jul-26

It might have been the notorious D.O.B. shilling for QYLD, but they haven't actually announced their ex-divvy date for this month as far as I can tell.
Either way, you can look up 'which stocks have ex-dividend date of [xyz]' using a dividend calendar. See the links I posted above

>>14898871
few thousand cash at any given time, 2-5k. My 'bear fund' is just the yields from my current investments and my salary. I'm not going to sit on a bunch of cash when I can invest in nice things that pay me cash. If the market goes down, I will be buying. but if the market crabs down (or up), I'm getting paid the whole way. My bear/crab/bull fund is KNG and having a nice job ;^)
~ I also hold several thousand USD worth of gold&silver

>> No.14899034

>>14898970
there's more to clinical trials than meets the surface, believe it or not
it's not just a matter of "does the drug work" that decides if a drug passes a clinical trial, it's also a matter of how that trial is designed
GALT's issues have been with management and trial design
the management issues have been resolved, and judged by how long it's taking them to do the phase 3 trial, the trial design issues have likely been resolved as well

either way, I doubt you know much about either company

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>>14898970

>> No.14899111

>>14899061
At this point in time there's legitimately no reason to believe you aren't just a bag holder who can't handle the reality of not selling at five or six. All GALTs done for 5 months is go from mid 3's to low 4's and repeat

>> No.14899133

>>14899111
>At this point in time there's legitimately no reason to believe you aren't just a bag holder

what you believe isn't my concern, I've stated my reasons for holding the company clearly and those reasons haven't changed regardless of what the share price has done

>for 5 months

this isn't a long time

>> No.14899153

>>14899133
Did you even fucking read my post? There's no reason to make an autistic log of people saying you're wrong when they so far haven't been proven wrong. You are a bag holder and most of the autistic people invested in GALT left a bit ago

>> No.14899163

>>14899153
>so far
doesn't mean forever

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>>14899153

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>>14899163
Doesn't mean its gonna happen either. Just because my claim that SNSS is buying out AMZN hasn't been proven wrong yet because SNSS hasn't been delisted yet doesn't mean its not wrong. I could easily make a collection of all the times you gave literal quarters that a deal would happen and just kept extending the date.

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>>14894625
>>14894643
Movie tonight is Naked (1993)
I haven't seen it but I just got out of the garage and don't have time to find anything else
SIX MINUTES TO MOVEE

>> No.14899202

>>14899182
>I could easily make a collection of all the times you gave literal quarters that a deal would happen and just kept extending the date.

yes, you could
I was wrong about the timing in those instances
I've stopped trying to time it and am willing to wait to see it happen

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Movie night movie night! Get in here!
Tonight's feature is Naked (1993) (aka the story of teh_profit) (I'm pretty sure, it might not be, I just read the wikipedia page)

>> No.14899312

>>14899256
Wait. I’m just getting home.

>> No.14899447

>>14899202
>I was wrong
Fuckin hell thas rare innit

make a bloody clage ou of that

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>>14899447
But the whole reason he does that is to feel superior (assuming GALT ever stops being a dumpster fire)

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bump n dump

>> No.14900195

>>14899013
Thanks crabbro

>> No.14900406

I'm still feeling lost and detatched from movie film...

Maybe it's anime time.

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>>14898373
>savage yotsubro

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>>14900417
your waifu is smalltime

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Daily reminder

>> No.14900456

>>14900434
I fucking hate that I'll never RE:Life
That bitch is perfect.

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>>14900448
hey what cheat code do I have to enter to get a ghost handjobber
phantom footjobs also acceptable

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>Why yes, me do believe Naked am favorite movie. It's raw in its honesty.

>> No.14900498

>>14900495
>>14900495
>>14900495

NEW!!

>>14900495
>>14900495
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>> No.14900513
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>>14900456
the whole damn manga is perfect

>the only problem is that it will never be me ;_;