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14878366 No.14878366 [Reply] [Original]

Gentlemen, I have an extremely important announcement to make.
Please take a seat wherever it suits you.
We’ll be serving dinner at the tables to my left after the announcement is made.

>> No.14878402

A Friday afternoon announcement? Now this must be something special!

Greetings my good man, I am eager to hear what you have to say!

>> No.14878405

>>14878366
Ooh! Is that a block of manchego with poppyseed crackers at the appetizer table? Don't mind if I do!

>> No.14878409
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>>14878366
Very well my good sir! I'll pin this up myself because janny is currently busy eating his own shit so the others can make their way.

>> No.14878437

Your announcements usually suck worse than the free food.

>> No.14878442

>>14878366
fuck you and fuck ur announcement

>> No.14878447
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14878447

* AHEM *

Looks like there’s more people coming in.
Let’s wait for everyone before the announcement.
Just remember that this is extremely important, please, do not leave before the announcement.

>> No.14878453

I bet it is yet another LINK thing .

>> No.14878474
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14878474

>>14878366
hello sirs where can i pee pee poo poo?

>> No.14878486

Alright

>> No.14878498

>>14878366
OPEN BAR AT FOUNDERY

>> No.14878517
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14878517

Worst threads on /biz/
Fuck jannies, fuck niggers, and fuck frogposters

>> No.14878547

>>14878366
You are a faggot.

>> No.14878609

Wagie, oh Wagieee! Refill my beverage at once, lest I deprive you of your precious tip!

>> No.14878615
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14878615

Okay, looks like everybody is here.

* AHEM * Clears throat*


I want to thank jannies for the hard work they do every day.

24 hours a week, day and night they watch every thread, anxious to do their job correctly.

They clean the board of undesirables, degenerates, pajeets, and constant spam.

I want to thank them deeply, because without them we wouldn’t be here.

Without their effort, we would be nothing.

They make 4chan a better place.

I LOVE JANNIES.

Thank you gentlemen, the announcement is over and I hope you enjoy the food. Also, Jannies will be eating with us at the same table. It’s the least we can do for them.

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>>14878615

>> No.14878632

>>14878366
Thank you my good man, please allow me to indulge in a glass of your finest before you start this pleasant occasion.

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>>14878366
Oh my, I wonder what this fine gentleman is about to anounce

>> No.14878759

>>14878615
I knew something fishy was up when you started with “ting ting ting” instead of “tink tink tink”

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>>14878615
>>14878759

*AHEM* *AHEM*
DO NOT PANIC

Gentlemen, please accept my sincerest apologies. It seems an impostor has hijacked the main stage.

Rest assured, this rabble rouser has been apprehended. As you can imagine, the announcement will have to be slightly delayed, please once again accept my SINCEREST apologies.

>> No.14878872

why will biz never learn the difference betweens jannys and jannies?

>> No.14878896
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14878896

I love these threads

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>>14878402
>>14878405
>>14878409
>>14878437
>>14878442
>>14878453
>>14878474
>>14878486
>>14878498
>>14878517
>>14878547
>>14878609
>>14878623
>>14878632
>>14878652
>>14878759
>>14878863
>>14878872
>>14878896
*LAUGHS HISTERICALLY*

Just kidding.

FUCK JANNIES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK PAJEETS
AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL: FUUUUUUUUUCK JANNIES!
Also, Jannies will be serving us at the restaurant, remember NOT to tip, they LOVE to work for free.

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>>14878917
They are also offering FREE BJ's for everyone.
Get your janny bj before they get tired.
Oh, nevermind, they never do, they work 24/7 FOR FREE.