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Stock Market General - WE RICH NIGGA EDITION
In honor of >>14860000

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We used to live here >>14860045

>> No.14865110

MO BABIES

>> No.14865127
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Anyone here got experience with Webull? I was going to try it out but I can't even deposit funds to it

>> No.14865133

Reminder that bears eat your hopes ;_;

>> No.14865177

We are all going to make it. Except that guy who doubted Microsoft. I bet it was actually Tim Apple trying to fud the competition.

>> No.14865201

>>14865177
is it me or does MSFT seem like the most responsible, and well-structured company in all of america? it just seems like such a mature company. every time is a good time to invest in MSFT to my eyes.

>> No.14865204

Is SNSS a good stock to invest in? Going to finally invest in something

>> No.14865227

>>14865204
No, buy MSFT, or spec on AMRN or GALT.

>> No.14865251

thoughts on thefly? 40fucking dollars for the news? do people actually do that?

>> No.14865279

>>14865204
>first stock is a microcap biotech

People usually lose money when they're first starting out in a "death by a thousand cuts" (a bunch of small losses from "cutting losses" early) kind of way
You're most likely going to panic sell when it goes down 5% in one day at some point (normal volatility for a small biotech), and like any other biotech, there's a risk it could fail one of its catalysts and plummet massively
I recommend starting off with a small amount of money ($100-$500) to minimize the impact of your inevitable mistakes and to start off with more stable stocks until you get at least a vague general feel for how the stock market works

>> No.14865331

>>14865279
Or you know he could just do a leveraged back spread on something and make a pile then walk away and just make money doing seminars telling people to buy index funds.

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>>14865204
I dunno would you invest in this?

>> No.14865386

>>14865374
I'm retarded so yes

>> No.14865454

futures are drunk. weaving all over the place.

>> No.14865466

>>14865386
I'm watching it, got some options when it was around 60 cents and got out already. Looking for an entry but the fucking thing has been running hot for a week or two. Might have fucked up on that one, but I'll wait till it's like 4 bucks and buy it then bitch because it went down to 3.75 and cut losses on it.

>> No.14865481

>>14865331
>Or you know he could do a leveraged back spread on something and lose all his money

ftfy

>> No.14865514

>>14865204
Wait for it to sink to .12
Sell at .25

You’re welcome

>> No.14865722

>>14865201
Man, I guess there are some zoomers here that don't remember MSFT in the late 90s and early 00s. First was the antitrust stuff, and then they were the name of all the 1337 nerds and computer geeks existence (M$, evil corporates in suits, etc). So yes, they have been through the shit and with skilled leadership come out the other side a fresh new company. Now FB and GOOG are the new bad guys.

>> No.14865761

Damn, it feels good to be all in MSFT

>> No.14865826
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>>14865201
>>14865722
Facebook and Google need to be gassed.

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LMAO JAPS BTFO

>> No.14865846

Should I go all-in on January SNSS $1 calls?

>> No.14865856

>>14865722
i don't think there should be any problem with FB and GOOG. after all, the stuff they offer is a bit different. at least, until now. that stadia thing might compete with the XBOX, but i'm very badly informed on this matter.

anyways, if it is the experience that has made this company so valuable, then i hope that they know how to conserve it (maybe literally asking the ones with it and saving it in files?( and continue growing strong. they definetly have my respect.

plus, they fucking pay dividends. for some reason i love that.

>> No.14865861

>>14865722
Agree

>>14865826
Agree

>>14865846
Nigga no

>> No.14865940

>>14865861
So just all-in on SNSS shares or some other kind of SNSS calls?

>> No.14865954

>>14865940
You seem to have a death wish.

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I'm getting slaughtered out here. I need some leads. This is all LCI's fault.

>> No.14866005

Japan soaring high, China not so far behind. The bull is back.

>> No.14866064

>>14865840
You know if it weren't for those cartoon drawing nips we would probably never have got a 4chan and I probably would have never have bought those msft calls today. F

>>14865940
Just put like 50 bucks in it. 50 dollars isn't that much money if you lose it all. They're trying to cure cancer so the upside is there, but many have failed trying to cure cancer.

>> No.14866162

>>14866064
>You know if it weren't for those cartoon drawing nips we would probably never have got a 4chan and I probably would have never have bought those msft calls today. F
No, you bought MSFT because I shilled it, just like I shilled you to "BUY THE CHEAPIES!" some days ago. Ugh, you're so ungrateful to me Baggie, I'm almost regretting being your gay lover.

>> No.14866241

>>14865954
>>14866064
This seems unduly prudent advice compared to what I was hoping to hear. Maybe I'll just buy a couple calls for now.

>> No.14866299

>>14866162
Look at this exchange.... >>14858013
Its fucking beautiful. We rich nigga.

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>>14865081
I bought a bunch of call puts for the price of AMD going up, and it expires at the end of this month

Am I gonna be ok bros?

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>>14866299
I made that thread Baggie, and I'm >>14858097 too. Face it, you now owe me TWO beers.

>> No.14866367

>>14865081
Im up 12.5% on tsla. What do?

>> No.14866368

>>14866307
i'm not informed at all, but i do know that /biz/ would tell you you'll be okay. they've been shilling AMD nonstop. it does look like their products beat Intels', so yeah. that's what /biz/ would say.

>> No.14866386

Any good books to get started in trading STONKS?

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>>14866368
Thank you anon, you've made me feel a little bit better

>> No.14866393

>>14866328
We came to the same consensus. Fine 2 beers idgaf ima wake up like a 3 thousandaire.

>> No.14866409

>>14866386
All the books people talk about are long horizon value stuff even though we're traders wtf

>> No.14866410

>>14866386
The intelligent investor.

>> No.14866411

Can anyone explain to a brainlet like me how the fuck TQQQ even works? How can it be leveraged without paying fees? And happens if NASDAQ falls 50%, which would liquidate your trade if you were levered 3x.

>> No.14866435

>>14866386
The Torah is a good place to start.

>> No.14866436

>>14866410
like I said
>>14866409

>> No.14866441

>>14866388
no problem friend. i wish you the best

>> No.14866446

>>14866386
I made a thread about this the other day, not every book is about trading stocks but helpful nonetheless

My pick
>The Intelegent Investor
>Think and Grow Rich
>Manias, Panics, and Crashes
>Starting an Online Buisness: For Dummies
>Basic Economics
>The Idiot
>Macro to Micro Volatility Trading
>Volume Price Anylasis
>Art of the Deal

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>>14866393
>idgaf ima wake up like a 3 thousandaire.
lmao, you're a funny guy Baggie, I'll bogg you last.

>> No.14866485

>>14866446
why's the idiot recommended? what does it teach about economics and finance?

>> No.14866510
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>>14866409
Maybe this is more your speed.

>> No.14866511

>>14866446
STONKS. Have you read Margin of Safety?

>> No.14866542

>>14866368
They're kicking ass all over the place. I have few shares in them, so it's not like I really have a reason the shill them. If I had the money 6 years ago I would have invested then. I saw this coming and was too poor and stupid to profit greatly off it...

>> No.14866548

>>14866411
It leverages its position using futures contracts and if qqq were to drop that much we would have triggered the circuit breaker and then they close the market and send us home early. But yeah your fund would be liquidated.

>> No.14866552

>>14866510
based

>> No.14866589
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14866589

can KyoAni studio recovery? ;_;
has any company ever recovered from horrible fire that kill they most value people?

>> No.14866608

>>14866485
The story is about a lot of things but centers around wealthy royalty, and how to not become to attached to money in your pursuit of it

>> No.14866615

whos buying netflix?

>> No.14866624
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>>14866511
I have not, is it a good read?

>> No.14866625

>>14866386
The Secret and thepatternsite.

>> No.14866637
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>>14866589
Yes, they will recover. It's a massive blow to the studio but I believe they will hire fresh young talent, paving the way for a new dawn of classic animu. By god, they might just make anime great again

>> No.14866643

>>14866615
Bears who are covering shorts?

>> No.14866667

>>14866624
I've heard it is, it's another value investing book
Although idk what value is worth these days you would've missed this entire FAANG run listening to these guys, certainly crypto too

>> No.14866696

>>14865840
Literally the great Chicago fire of anime.

F

>> No.14866703

>>14866667
FAANG is dead, long live FANGMAN

>> No.14866707

>>14866589
>over 50% of the workforce either dead or too disfigured to work, including high-up creatives responsible for overarching vision/quality control
>drawing templates/references/guides as well as all in-progress work burned in the inferno

Yeah they should be fine.

>> No.14866713

>>14866589
You can hire Japanese animators for like $10k per year right
Easy

>> No.14866724

>>14866667
I'll give it a read, it's important to realize that these boomers don't know shit about new age tech investing, so take what they say with a grain of salt.

Also I want to see who got this get
>>14866666

>> No.14866824

>>14866707
Well that kinda sucks. They should just focus on like less projects.

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hope you managed to pick up some cheap companies for the next golden bull.
Jack in the box stock is going to 81ish so

>> No.14866969

>>14866858
So a roughy 4.5% increase? That's nice, I guess.

>> No.14866994

>>14866969
Yeah it is.

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>>14866368
>>14866388
>>14866542
Honestly not sure why Intel didn't drop like a rock when they had to patch the (((security flaw))) and kill performance.

>> No.14867170

>>14866615
I wish someone WOULD acquire Netflix. Could you imagine if Disney just bought them out instead of slowly crushing their windpipe? Disney+&Netflix&hulu in one, and its not even particularly vulnerable to antitrust because there’s still amazon and hbo/AT&T/timewarnervision and everything else. PlutoTV & Comcast.

Never gonna happen though.

>>14866637
Have you been watching anime recently? Dororo already made anime great again.

>> No.14867182

Hey guys, did Iran just suggest they were willing to surrender their nuclear program for an end to sanctions?

>> No.14867210

>>14867182
Last Iran news I heard was we shot down a drone.

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Wtf? I won't get any significant tax reduction if I donate a certain amount annually to some shitty charity?
Fuck my country is so shit, I need to find ways to reduce my taxes..

>> No.14867482

>>14867170
Dororo is an remastering of an anime from 1969

>> No.14867499

Checking in

$440 in Exxon and United health

>> No.14867501

Is chwy a good guy now?

>> No.14867529

3K (three kay) is here to stay

4K is on the way

>> No.14867559
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Bull trap. I'm going to enjoy this.

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>>14867501
PETS

>> No.14867676

>>14867559

Futures are trading in that direction as well. Green but making no progress through resistance.

>> No.14867690

>>14865227
Amen after that fucking rocket ship?

>> No.14867725

Can anyone offer some advice to someone who's looking into learning how to trade stocks but is pretty financially illiterate?

>> No.14867735

>>14867676
It's all based on maybe perhaps there will be a rate cut. Shit is so flimsy.

>> No.14867749

>>14867725
Watch charts for a couple years, every day. Take a position in something and watch how the price behaves.

>> No.14867761

>>14867735

I expect a cut but not the 50 points people seem to be hoping for. It'll be 25 or nothing.

>>14867725
Browse around Investopedia site.

>> No.14867883

>>14867761
If there isn't a cut, we're tanking. FED wants to pretend everything is fine.

>> No.14867911

>>14866548
At what point does it get liquidated?

>> No.14868012

God there are so many stocks I want to buy but I got to wait so long to get money

>> No.14868053

I shorted the S&P500 and now I'm down $5000, what should I do? Thats my life savings

>> No.14868058

>>14867482
No. Dororo is a reinterpretation of a Tezuka manga.

>> No.14868063

>>14868053
Stop using leverage, especially on indices and futures. Just don't do it.

>> No.14868133

Nikkei filled yesterdays gap
BOJ still on track to pump it to 40k

>> No.14868147

>>14868053
>shorted
If your new don't short and don't buy options they rekt you hard and are really risky. Long some nice divvy stocks or spec into a industry down on its luck or a new up in coming one for riskier but high gains.

>> No.14868168

>>14867475
>make charity
>donate to charity
>get donations for charity
>pay you, your family, and your friends salaries
>do minimum required amount of actual charity work

>> No.14868202

Is NAK ever coming back bros?

>> No.14868204

>>14868147
>>14868063
Reddit said the S&P 500 is going back to 2500

>> No.14868213

>>14865081
niu faguette here, any way to use Robinhood if i live in Canada?

>> No.14868234

>>14868204
You got what you deserved.

>> No.14868255
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Reminder to that faggot that said i would lose all my money tomorrow. Youll be licking my dirty asshole bitch

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14868270

Does /smg/ dab every time they make 1 dollar?

>> No.14868275

>>14868133
they kept posting pics of nikkei on /a/ today saying it KyoAni stock
make me mad -_-; !!!

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>>14868270
Chads dont hide

>> No.14868316

What are your guys guesses for the stock market over the next year?
Bull or bear?

>> No.14868336

>>14868316
It would take much to make a decent drop in the market. I think people are so stuck up their ass they dont see we’ve been in a recession. We probably crab and crab until trumps reelected and we breakout like crazy

>> No.14868360

>>14868336
Goldbugs and doomsday preppers on suicide watch

>> No.14868362

>>14868336
New to the stock market but uneasy about sticking in any money at the moment. Literally looks like it should tank any month now and I don't want to end up doing the ol' "buy high, sell low" motto.

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>>14868270
yea

>>14868275
Autistic /a/s been posting a lot of false info about this situation

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hey niggers, is Wealthsimple any good or is it a jewish trick?

>> No.14868396 [DELETED] 

>>14868234
>>14868147
>>14868063
Should I keep holding? I bought one of those daily leverage certificates where they give me 10x leverage of the daily change in price?

>> No.14868408

>>14868396
You're not making a lot of sense. Post your position. I would probably close it since I think we will rally tomorrow, perhaps not to new ATHs but higher than now. Where's your liquidation?

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>>14868362
>>14868316
just DCA slowly if you are worried

market looked fucked in 2015, but if you didnt buy in then you missed out on a ton of gains waiting for the crash

>> No.14868423

Someone tell my why the fuck is google stagnating?

>> No.14868432

>>14868408
https://dlc.socgen.com/en/product/terms/code/CPWW
Its a daily leverage cert

>> No.14868436

>>14868336

>breakout
>economy literally inflated with QE1,2&3
>massive layoffs
>toys r us, Payless shoes, GameStop etc going out of business

Sorry senpai but we are not breaking out after the crash for a while

>> No.14868484

>>14868362
yes Every first year trader thinks the market will crash. Small specs keep hitting record amounts of shorts year after year.
Once we get an actual 2/10 year yield inversion there will be such a hilarious bear trap I dont think I will be able to contain myself. The SPY will hit like 400

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>>14868053
dont use leverage, ever
only people who should are people who dont need to ask such stupid questions on a kazakh basket weaving forum

even if you bet right, you lose out on maintenance fees over time (just like timeshares!)

>>14868423
they get flatter because of their gigantic scale

>> No.14868588

>>14868484
I've looked at several charts and it looks like some of the stuff has just kept rising compared to a few years ago. Literally feels like buying the top.

>> No.14868611

>>14868392
it's a good Jewish trick
;^)

>>14868423
have you ever heard of the word 'monetization'

>>14868588
>I've looked at several charts
damn. Well I guess I'll pull my money out now. But I'm going to need you to keep an eye on those charts and tell me when it's OK to buy back in

>> No.14868613

>>14868588
Ah yes this is a bull trap, I can tell from the charts and from seeing quite a few rallies in my time.

>> No.14868620

>>14868588
well you know we've had some large corporate tax cuts since 2017 that are still in effect and will stay in effect until 2024. Theres nothing wrong with waiting for a 5-10% correction but theres a large amount of stocks and sectors so... your choice

>> No.14868725

>>14868484
So, what you're saying is, DON'T sell stocks and switch all assets to cash/gold/crypto/bonds once the curve reaches full-inversion?

>> No.14868772

>>14868270
I've only lost dollars

>> No.14868837

Futures neon green (S&P .31%)
Nikkei up a blistering 1.9%

Hold on to your hats

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>>14868837

>> No.14868847

>>14867142
P sure your pic is related.

>> No.14868849

>>14868725
You can’t sell stocks

>> No.14868874

>>14868725
1. pretty much. if you are trading the sp500 based on historical data you cant ignore that the sp500 reaches all time high after each inversion. Otherwise you are ignoring full data for your own random bias. Its always been a giant short squeeze for small specs.

2. commodities should never be held. Its cool if you want to collect rocks as a hobby but Yieldless metals drop hard in a market crash and perform worse than bonds for both investment and beating inflation.

3. Bonds are also inferior to consumer noncyclicals long term. So really the only logical thing to do is buy + range trade dividend aristocrats

You should have plenty of cash to buy the dip anyway unless you lose your job, and always keep a portion of your account in cash anyway for trading. Use the bollinger band method

>> No.14868934

>>14868874
Hey, thanks.

So what you're REALLY saying, is keep going heavy into MO-babies. Collect the DRiPs, buy the dips, and trim the rips. And that monthly bollinger bands are like slingshots?

Pretty happy with my shiny new LMT and JNJ too! I think that's called diversification.

>> No.14868967

>SPX below 3k
so ... cold ...

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>>14868934
>MO
haa...You mean BTI

but in all seriousness, the bollinger bands are like Arresting Wires.
And remember that JNJ, MCD, and PEP are technically the best stocks of all time and you should buy every dip.

Ill be doubling down on JNJ if it enters the 120s area

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>>14869008
>Hyouka
Too soon!
This manga any good? I feel like reading something tonight that isn't Berserk or Weight Training Waifus.

kudos on that insane run today, PM and BTI both wayyyy outperforming MO's pump.

JNJ at 120?! It hasn't been below 130 since like January. if that happens to JNJ... yeah I may have to sell some winners to pump money in there. I think it's more likely UNH keeps dropping tomorrow, and that's another favorite. Gonna have to start selling stuff...

As much as I like my gains in Nintendo and Salesforce, I feel like it's time to be more value oriented and trade in for the companies that require acts of the gods to disrupt. There's enough growth opportunity in DIS and MO.

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>tfw my digits made it in the op

>> No.14869196

>>14868837

Caution. Probability of lower higher bull trap is high here.

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>>14869140
finally, someone asks if MSS is good.
Yes its the most hilarious thing ever. Extreme pure tragedy that went horribly wrong. Its the only weekly manga I read. You can say its just like Madoka Magica but extended over 120 chapters and full of outrages edginess. Nana is probably one of my favorite characters of all stories and I keep a portrait of her on my wall


anyways, I mean JNJ at like 127-129 not 120, I dont think itll reach that

>> No.14869323

>>14869233
alright gonna find a torrent and put it on my tablet

looks like it got a series and its on Prime, but a 12 ep series for a manga that's ongoing is often a bad sign

>> No.14869352

>>14869323
I never watched the anime, but the first half of the manga it wasnt a weekly and was pretty good
When it becomes a weekly it gets pretty weird and quality reduces, but still entertaining

Just read it so my /a/ threads dont die at 20 posts every sunday

>> No.14870112
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Late night bumpers.

>> No.14870187
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>>14870112
buy BWL.A, it's a guaranteed strike!

>> No.14870243

Shill me a turbo

>> No.14870703
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All that comfy MSFT gains

>> No.14870868

>>14865204
Yes, it is a good stock to invest in. It will likely hit $1 a share today, it's going to keep going up. Their Vercrutinib trials are going exceedingly well. Their drug is being trialed at 10 cancer centers, that's more than double what ARQL is getting with their less effective drug, and just take a look at their share price.

>> No.14870896

>>14868837
YAY

>> No.14871249

Bump

>> No.14871578

>>14865110
Dont impregnate your stocks

>> No.14871581

Bump again, where did everybody go?

>> No.14871791

come Monday, oil index and gold red, pink wojaks, eveyone knows and is silent because they see the elefant in the room and it is awkward

>> No.14871820 [DELETED] 

>>14865110
>not pumping cash loads into your harem of stocks weekly so they can pump out divvy drip share babies
>or even worse, messing around with non divvy stocks and... "speculating" like some filthy pedo
Low T detected.

>> No.14871830

>>14871578
>>14865110
>not pumping cash loads into your harem of stocks weekly so they can pump out divvy drip share babies
>or even worse, messing around with non divvy stocks and... "speculating" like some filthy pedophile
Low T detected.

>> No.14871852

should i buy a call for MSFT?

>> No.14871879

>>14871852
We're touching 143 baby

>> No.14871888

>>14871852
I got a few I could sell you

>> No.14871912

>>14871888
BAGGIE DID YOU SEE THE PREMARKET
WE RICH FOR REAL NIGGA

>> No.14871924

Would have bought msft calls but IB wont let me trade options anymore!

>> No.14871948

opinion on MSFT DRIPs?

>> No.14871973

>>14871912
I guess even that guy with the $142s is gonna be a rich nigga too.

>> No.14871983

>>14871924
what did you do?

>> No.14872030

>>14871912
>>14871973
wait nevermind he's still going to be a broke nigga

>> No.14872045

>>14872030
Oh I think he'll be ITM today, but he has to unload when that happens

>> No.14872077

fuck lets do, im feeling lucky.

>> No.14872079

>>14872045
hes never done options before. When his calls go >.10 at open i think he'll just panic sell and get out within 15 minutes of open

>> No.14872092

>>14869192
Thank you for memeing earnings so high above expected, we are grateful. Kek be praised.

>> No.14872096

>>14872079
i'm going to be spacing out my sells, since I pay super low commissions on these fucking things i'll sell one options before I sell the next one. I'll be making money all day today, but gotta put in that work to find the next trade too.

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>>14872092
glad i memed the word nigga into smg. We all MSFT niggas now

>> No.14872107

>>14872096
I'm thinking very short term AMD puts although i'm hoping for a quick rise back through 33.5

>> No.14872115

>>14872098
All editions are now nigga editions.

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-_-; we better no be @ ON high by market open

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>he bought MSFT puts

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>>14872143
>he buys options

>> No.14872253

>>14871830
>"speculating" like some filthy pedophile
ouch
that said, gold crashing rite noaw

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>MSFT niggas right now

>> No.14872273

>>14872253
idk about gold, looks like it going new ATH

>> No.14872310
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BE FUCKING GREEN TODAY GODDAMNIIIIIIIIIITTTTT

>> No.14872345

>>14872310
Why doesn't he just shave his hair off? He'd look so much more serious if he did.

>> No.14872348

>>14872273
of course it is, but bogs gonna bog, and i like money. So yeah, i swingtrade like a bitch, what are you gonna do about it?

>> No.14872396

>>14872128
excuse me rkg what are you doing posting on other threads
you're only allowed to post on /smg/

>>>/ck/12657588

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I can't wait one whole hour niggers. Post cats.

>> No.14872564

And it begins, short those boomerstones anons, target 1431 because i say so

cmon listen to a random person on the internet, what could go wrong? think about it, if you don't trust me then that just means that you dont trust yourself to be able to make the right decisions and believe me. and how will you ever get out there if you never believe you could know what the truth is?
that said human ability of knowing the truth is shit, and you always forget something.... how can you hold everything in your mind? you are not god, just human, and hybris is the greatest evil there ever was because there is no better way to kill your self than to lie about what that self is. the very second you boast on an online waterboarding theory forum the little chances you had of clarity of mind are gone. the second you dont post on said forum you give in to apathy and start jerking off so how can you keep that at bay without pure willpower? and using that willpower to judge if what i have said is true or not, not ignoring it or leting it slip like everything else, because that is truly how you ended up like this.

well im done schizoposting, have a nice day everyone

>> No.14872581

Today is the day SNSS frens. The lowest ask right now is .99

>> No.14872583

>>14872564
>1431
Bitch that's a literal nothing move. Come to us when you actually have something....

>> No.14872591

>>14872581
My body is ready

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>>14872581
I hope it is true...or else!

>> No.14872623

KABBALAH BULL
SOL INVINCIBLE
JUPITER PRIME

>mfw gold keeps climbing

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>>14872495
Me waiting rn

>> No.14872661

Wait if I'm understanding this right I can use calculus to figure out the break even on my option christmas tree.

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>>14872396
t-that no me O_O

>> No.14872687

Where's DITMfag? Is he rekt already?

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>>14872591
>>14872620
I am not lying

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I unlocked the robinhood nigga theme. My memes are going to be worth like 3 grand at open. It's like I stayed at a holiday inn night before last.

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Reminder you can get super basic indicators and level II data (with RH Gold) on the RH desktop site now

>> No.14873014

Insurance premiums are just too much and after actually paying your deductible to use it, how are you supposed to save for your family's future? It seems like the only way to make it today is to dump all your family's available cash into $1 SNSS January calls. Success is not assured by any means, but how else to make it in the era of "Affordable Care?"

>> No.14873054

>>14873014
That was the big lie about head nigger care.

>> No.14873072

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM0zINtulhM

>> No.14873108

If I can keep getting 100% a day I'll be able to buy one of those new mid mount 2020 corvettes when they come out.

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>>14872687
Doing great actually, thought I'd post this image before open today. Fucking losers.

>> No.14873230

>>14873054
I think it will be okay in the long run. Next summer's open enrollment period, I can drop the insurance and switch to an HSM, saving several thousand dollars a year. I don't think I'll be eligible for HSA contributions anymore, but with all the savings on insurance premiums, what's a 12% income tax? I'm thinking a small cash account ($1,000 or so) and then putting the additional medical savings in TIPS. January's SNSS profits will go a long way toward funding that account.

>> No.14873239

Guys, I think we made it

>> No.14873259

>>14873239
We made it. Based MSFT

>> No.14873272

>>14873230
maybe if we didn't have to cover all these people with pre-existing conditions premiums would be affordable

>> No.14873278

>>14873259
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-07-19/microsoft-beat-sends-sp-back-over-3000-fed-confusion-dings-global-rally

>> No.14873351

holy fuck it's back at 3000

>> No.14873368

Based MSFT made me $500 overnight

>> No.14873371

Great job on that MSFT call

>> No.14873390

how did you guys make so much with MSFT? options?

>> No.14873486

>>14873272
In that case, you'd love the HSM plans. They are free to exclude people based on pre-existing conditions or institute lifetime coverage limits. They also can charge higher rates or exclude customers based on risky or immoral lifestyle choices, e.g. smoking or homosexual activity. They also do not cover immoral procedures such as abortions, contraceptives or "gender-reassignment" surgery.

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>>14865081
There's almost no [growth].

>> No.14873508

>>14865984
Amazon is about to land a contract with the US Government
there yah go

>> No.14873515

I get up to take a piss and MSFT fucking sells off. I'm fucking ruined man!

>> No.14873529

ye dawg im in the green for msft

>> No.14873531

>>14873486
>In that case, you'd love the HSM plans. They are free to exclude people based on pre-existing conditions or institute lifetime coverage limits. They also can charge higher rates or exclude customers based on risky or immoral lifestyle choices, e.g. smoking or homosexual activity. They also do not cover immoral procedures such as abortions, contraceptives or "gender-reassignment" surgery.

based
I'm morally against fat people and the use of contraceptives, I hate having to subsidize those kinds of things
fat people should be taken out and shot, contraceptives should be banned

>>14873501
well then how do you explain all this earnings growth?
how do you explain my big hog growing larger with every rise in the S&P

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>watching SNSS bounce all over the place
Mr. SNSS anon, I don't feel so good...

>> No.14873542

>>14873486
Terrible, let Americans smoke again!

>> No.14873558

>>14873532
It always bounces, but it's been bouncing in an upward trajectory.

>> No.14873566

I wish i could get an actual screen shot of the anons face when he saw his 142 options are open

>> No.14873573

>>14873515
Kill yourself!

>> No.14873596

Sold at 139.97 on open, bought back in at 139.01 get on my fucking level fags

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The gay who said hes gonna be alright, please screenshot your calls rn

>> No.14873627

>>14873531
LOL

There is only GDP growth with increased DEFICIT spending. Equities are govt run utilities that LARP as private free market corporations so young lads can chase the fake memeplex of becoming the wolf of walstreet. THE FED can not afford for Equities to correct, or pensions go bust. Pensions go bust, it is a national security issue. Your equity market is a govt run utility. With out deficit spending, QE, cheap credit from the FED. The market falls.

>> No.14873628

>>14868255
screenshot your calls

>> No.14873644

>>14873627
Why do you think FED capitulated into dovish position. Now go take your cheap credit, and participate in some usury and become cucked to high interest rates

>> No.14873645

>>14873596
YOU FUCKING DUMPED YOUR BAGS ON MY CALLS!!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS MAN!

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>>14873627
This.

>> No.14873665

>>14873647
Quit worshiping Pedo fantasy you fag

>> No.14873682

>>14873645
You absolute bagholder, stop playing with opshuns. It's anyway not EOD yet, your $140 calls will be fine.

>> No.14873698

>>14873682
I ALREADY SOLD EVERYTHING FOR A 10% LOSS!

>> No.14873707

>>14873698
You're fucking kidding me right?

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>>14873698
Come down to the bar after work, Baggie. Beers are on me tonight.

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>>14873627
>>14873644
hey that's a lot of words and nerd shit
I'm buying quality equities and you can't FUD me out of it
you can't FOMO me into trash either

My decision is made and I'm buying the dopest dope
the problem isn't interest rates or money or mumbo jumbo like that
It's all these fat people running around, and the faggies and the queers. women (who shouldn't be working) and children (who should, but the nanny state outlawed it).

>>14873698
I'm surprised, you usually never sell out intelligently, you just hold and decay to nothing. are you [learning] from past mistakes?

>> No.14873758

>>14873698
sad!

Quit gambling with options

>> No.14873773

>>14873712
>beers are on me tonight
>baggie
rip bank account

>> No.14873810

so NFLX released the reports right before the market closes because if it released after opening it would have had a horrible day? some sort of damage prevention?

>> No.14873821

>>14873810
Earnings are always released pre- or post-market hours.

>> No.14873825

last bear trap before MSFT goes over $140 and never comes back down

>> No.14873827

>>14873810
What reports?

>> No.14873835

>>14873616
Set a stop loss in case my lazy ass didnt get up, fuckin reeeeee woke up 15mins too late sold at a loss.

I dont wanna suck dick today, fuck you anon!!

>> No.14873836

What the fuck, USLV, a 3x leveraged silver fund, is trading negative while silver is up 2%.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY GAINS WAS I SCAMMED?

>> No.14873842

>>14873836
silver isn't up

>> No.14873854

>>14873827
the ones that said that they got a much less number of subscribers that year than expected

>> No.14873857

>>14873810
IN general companies release earnings after market close. Some release before, it's up to the company.
But generally earnings are scheduled months in advance, and the time of the release doesn't correlate to whether the earning report is 'good' or 'bad'

just google the term 'earnings report' and read about earnings reports and accounting practices if you want

KHC still hasn't reported since February AFAIK zzzz

>>14873836
don't buy leveraged funds, just buy SLV and SLVI and physical and some miners

>> No.14873867

>>14873821
why?

>> No.14873869

>>14873835
Bullshit. You took 1/7 of your investment and ran. Pussy

>> No.14873877

G-g-guys why isnt MSFT mooning?

>> No.14873889

>>14873854
oh, their earnings report? That is a scheduled even that happens 4 times a year. They release the current quarters financial results and also talk about the current business environment. Analysts on walls street have certain expectations for them in terms of profitability and business metrics

>> No.14873905

>>14873877
But it is? Is 2% overnight not good enough for you?

>> No.14873914

>>14873877
It should be mooning, i already sold my options.

>> No.14873919

>>14873877
one of the largest companies in the world is up 40% in 6 months

Moves like that are rare for big companies like that, I'd say all the good news is in the stock

>> No.14873920

>>14873889
ooh that's what they mean by Q1? first quarter of the year? so microsoft has released the earnings of the second quarter or the third?

>> No.14873934

>>14873905
Jesus I'm retarded. Replace MSFT with SNSS

>> No.14873935

>>14873920
3rd

>> No.14873938

>>14873877
a trillion+ dollar company has a much harder time 'mooning' than companies that are worth ~ a billion

>>14873919
it should be THE largest publicly traded co., only smaller than Saudi Aramco and maybe another private co.

>> No.14873941

>>14873867
Pretty sure it's to prevent wild swings/volitility during regular market hours.

>> No.14873957

I need to make a fast 12% to get back my losses. Should I go long or short on the spy?

>> No.14873963

How are you guys not making money today?

Kabbalah Bull is stampeding

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>>14873869
Here ya go fucker. Im just gonna buy some Amd for now and forget about my losses

>> No.14873984

>>14873963
I can't tell, it seems 30-40% of this board is extremely bearish

>> No.14873985

>>14873934
kek, well you got a bunch of (You)s at least

>> No.14873990

>>14873934
It's going up, but gradually. We're getting some resistance, probably someone with puts that doesn't want it to hit $1

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Oh yea, we still stackin QYLD. Traded tqqq for amrn too, good dip to buy on.

>> No.14874006

>>14873877
It’s still early. My calls are next week’s anyways.

>> No.14874015

>>14873935
but shouldn't the third quarter be released in the 9th month of the year?

>> No.14874021

>>14873957
I don't know, but let us know when you trade so we do the opposite

>> No.14874022

>>14873957
Wait for SPY to go red, then grab 300c for the 26th.

>> No.14874029

>>14873941
yeah makes sense. so it is just to prevent indexes and stuff going up or down like fucking crazy.

yeah, i can imagine what would have happened if NFLX released the earnings in the middle of market hours. that plunge would have changed things so fucking much

>> No.14874043

>>14874015
>>14874015
It's the third quarter of the fiscal year, so roughly Jan-Mar.

>> No.14874049

>>14874015
Companies can have different fiscal years although it seems most follow the calendar year

>> No.14874072

>>14874022
Probably pick them up under a buck.

>> No.14874098

>>14874049
oh so i guess microsoft's fiscal year started in the 10th month of 2019?

>> No.14874114

>>14874098
>the 10th month
It's called October. And no, it started in July:
Q1: July, August, September
Q2: October, November, December
Q3: January, February, March
Q4: April, May, June

>> No.14874151

>>14874114
so microsoft's fiscal year starts in the 1st of july or the 18th?

>> No.14874176

>>14874151
starts on july 1st

>> No.14874201

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

just bought some JNJ cheapies. but a stock never fails to go down from my purchase price immediately after I buy it...

>> No.14874202

>>14874176
okay. so earnings reportings can take a while to be released, they're not released in the same day the fiscal year starts.

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>>14874201
fuck me, forgot pic

>> No.14874232

>>14874202
That's correct, my african-american

>>14874201
>>14874214
Based. August 14 in MSFT exdiv date, I'm in line for making 50 bucks just like your pic divvyfren. Are you proud of me?

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>>14874022
i'll grab some shekels before it turns red and then grab some shekels when it goes green too.

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Today's plays

>> No.14874243

>>14874232
thanks for clarifying fren.

>> No.14874248

>>14874202
Yeah, the quarterly earnings period is the results for a specific 3 months, the date when the earnings report is released to the public is after that time frame.

>> No.14874260

>>14874232
my heart swells when other anons become divanons. we're all gonna make it

>> No.14874289

>>14874238
Stop buying options. Always write.

>> No.14874306

>>14874289
Redpill me on why. Can't you get rekt more easily? And you need more cash in your account to do so, in case they're executed, right?

>>14874260
<3

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>tfw have no money to buy the AMRN, MRKR (on Tuesday of next week) and DYAI dips

>> No.14874335

>>14874323
Why do people have such fragile teeth that eating a granola bar would make their teeth hurt btw

>> No.14874338

>>14874248
okay. just to make sure i understanded correctly, MSFT released the earnings of the Q4?

>> No.14874339

What type of trading strategies do you guys use? Are you mostly fundamental or technical traders?

>> No.14874359

>>14874338
Just read this you fornicator of mothers
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/07/18/microsoft-earnings-q4-2019.html

>> No.14874365

>>14874335
Genetics are actually a significant factor in tooth integrity.

>> No.14874367

>>14874339
I don't do much other than examine the candles and their wicks so I can get a general consensus of people are buying or selling

>> No.14874379

>>14874359
yeah thanks amigo

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>>14874306
Nah, writing calls is so safe your Grandma could do it. Seriously, Imagine getting paid to potentially sell your stock. I do like to take it up a notch and write on high IV underlyings for premium cash grabs - that‘s how I do it. I don‘t care about equity appreciation, I just want the premium. For the low low price of 18.61 a share, I received a 0.67 credit per share in a week, 3% gain.

>> No.14874409

>>14874289
I don't have enough cash in here to write covered calls. I mean I guess I could do it with penny stocks, but options volume is typically much lower than with ETFs or blue chips.

>> No.14874443

If we could hit a circuit breaker today that would be nice.

>> No.14874464

>>14874383
btw there's a guu called s2b on stocktwits who's seemingly very experienced with selling covered calls, you should follow him if you have/make an account on that site

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NO NO NO NO

>> No.14874555

does anybody itt have any of that smart money? and if you do where are you putting your smart money today?

>> No.14874569

>>14874339
buy and hold forever

>> No.14874570

I've got about $500 of smart money sitting in cash and want to allocate it, but since it's smart money I can only use it for smart money applications.

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>>14874555
Checked. I'm sorry I didn't post this sooner, but 2 hours ago I thought you were gonna be a 3,000aire

>> No.14874586

>>14874555
thinking of doing a cent/chwy split. But that's a little long term.

>> No.14874600

>>14874555
Buy MSFT.
MSFT stock I mean, not stupidly retarded calls that expire today.

>> No.14874617

>>14874555
Husky energy found a new ATL yesterday but managed to close above the 11.30 key support level. Bought a sack for the retrace to 13, not sure if I will hold past that.

>> No.14874624

KNG

>> No.14874626

>>14868168
The problem is that in my country, the charity has to be approved by the state in order for me to get tax benefits. So.. yeah, would love it to be that simple though.

>> No.14874629

>>14874555
checked. QYLD.

>> No.14874650

>>14874581
>>14874586
>>14874600
>>14874617
>>14874629
There is no way there's this much smart money ITT. I'm here everyday.

>> No.14874674

You fellas should go long on the NASDAQ100 with leverage. Throw $100 at it. Sadly I'm all committed to dat dere MSFT or I would too.

>> No.14874717

>>14874650
lurkers exist

>> No.14874723

>>14872583
>Bitch that's a literal nothing move. Come to us when you actually have something....
It was a target not a take profit, and you need to use FDs or 20x leverage if you are gonna make it daytrading
i dont use TP or SL
they are shit (you see that spike before crash, its stop-hunting)

also short AMD

>> No.14874797

>>14874723
>short AMD
ok

>> No.14874812
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14874812

>>14874650
i mean i aint gonna say im smart money
but i am smart money

>> No.14874854

>>14874797
baggie no

>> No.14874876

Who's ready for the 11:24:46 circuit breaker crash?

>> No.14874891

>>14865081
>>14865081
>>14865081
NEW THREAD

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14874894

>>14874797
no baggie please im not a good source, im basing it on this

>> No.14874904

>>14874723
Why would you short amd now? Your short entry was 34.8 and first profit target 32.7, enter a short now is risky

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>>14874891
shit wrong link

>>14874886
>>14874886
>>14874886

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14874928

>>14874854
too late. this is what smart money is doing.

>> No.14875090

>>14874812
fukk

>> No.14875095

>>14874812
now break it down to stcg and ltcg

>> No.14875619

>>14872936
>with RH Gold
eew

>> No.14875968

>>14873867
The intent is to permit investors to read the news and have time to react. This is the sane reason companies may voluntarily request a halt on their stock during market hours pending a major news release.

>> No.14876061

>>14874555
I have placed my autistic money short. And some in the vix for good measure. My autism may either be very smart or very stupid. I never know.