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I'm 29 years of age and I have never touched a woman or ever been on a date. I am suicidal most days. The only thing that has kept me alive all these years is how I made it from crypto so I can quit working and just focus on anime and vidya. I won't say how much I made but I was here in 2015 when ripple was extremely cheap I'll just say that.

I am posting today not to brag or anything of the sorts but to please ask you guys for a favour that I will return 10 fold. Can any of you here please tell me what steps I must take so that I can lose my virginity? I have enough wealth to never need to worry about anything ever again but I simply can not get over my fears of talking to women. I will tell you guys some of the solid projects that I have chosen to accumulate through out the bear run and new coins that are coming out with a promising future, if you guys can just simply tell me how to get over my social anxieties of speaking with women. Please help me.

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>>14865327
Welcome to the Harmony ONE Blockchain.

There will be a crypto-app for women who exclusively desire virgin men, but they will be pre-vetted by others.

This is my promise to you, Anonymous.

>> No.14865355

>>14865327
R9K

>> No.14865360

Pay for it if it bothers you that much

>> No.14865362

>>14865327
lmao. let those bitches come to you . dont chase them.

>> No.14865368

>>14865327
Im kind of going through something similar, but Im meeting and have slept with women Ive met. Just set some goals, message one girl per day on tinder. If you made it, put a home gym in your house, I did this and workout every other day, a year or so later Im actually in better shape.

>> No.14865373

It's a numbers game: you will be rejected 99.9% of the time, but given enough tries someone will date you. Though doing nothing but consuming media does push the odds in your favor. Try to be interesting. (being independently wealthy from crypto is interesting)

>> No.14865377

>>14865327
you have to be comfortable with taking risks and being able to handle being denied. you actually have to go and talk with people, join a anime club if you like it so much. idk much about them but maybe there will be a lady there for you. idk op, just get out of your room and explore, theres other people like you but they will never find each other if they dont go outside.

>> No.14865384

>>14865373
*does not

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>>14865327
just be yourself

>> No.14865421

>>14865327
Lift and develop hobbies so you don’t seem like an incel. Consider paying for sex so that it’s not so terrifying. I lost mine at 26, the girl came onto me, but it was only after I spent a year and a half losing 40 pounds and time finding ways to entertain myself

>> No.14865423

>>14865327
Talk to some proper fatties first. You'll be so terrified of being devoured you won't remember any other anxieties.

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Literally, I have MADE the app already.

You are only allowed to use Harmony ONE coin for it.

Did you fucking retards want me to release it to the general public and NOT here on 4chan with my bros first?

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Ok here's project #1 keep telling me what to do

>> No.14865460

>>14865327
Hey OP if you are serious, I will tell you what worked for me. I be single for majority of life meet girl at (26) (first serious relationship) got married at (29).

There is someone for everyone, make a profile online (tinder, Okcupid, coffee meets bagel). Prepare your anus for rejection and go out to social settings. Build confidence (weight lift, cardio, anything), change your look to the best version of yourself. Doesn't mean changing to be fake but rather the cleanest version of yourself.

Do all this you will find someone EZ mode

>> No.14865473

go clubbing till u stop puking every night, did that for 2 years every saturday, puked every time, i blamed it on the alcohol then i stopped drinking slowly and then i party sober nowadays

had a gf for 8 months, then it ended, and a month later i got a new grill (both from clubbing) and ive been with her for 2 years now (probably going to break up coz i want to live more)

i was bullied in school etc so not a chad

gl, most importantly dont give a shit about others opinion, dont buy them drinks and stupid shit like that, go there and dance like a retard

eventually you will find amusement from it and making normies mad and annoyed will be your biggest mood booster instead of mood destroyer

girls just wanna have fun, no one knows anything in this world everyone is just pretending, if they see that you have fun they want to be part of it, NEVER approach any girl, they will find you, you will put yourself out there, and they will want to be part of it

i played a lot of wow so i looked at life like an rpg, and every now and then i leveled up in my had so i had to adjust, first i started with drunk as shit, then only half the amount, then only 2 beers, then a beer, then fucking nothing

people think that i am on drugs but girls try to chat me, i have turned down multiple women that i could have slept with since i got a gf coz i got integrity so i wont cheat

also your confidence boost will come into other part of your life too, making you absolutely based, you wont care about anything

0x403Bda55a52d4353a75A42897A37Bb3EE8a46549

now send me some juicy erc20 for changing your life, faggot.

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>>14865451
Sluts, Sinners Seeking Salvation, or Slag-Craft?

>> No.14865518

>>14865460
>>14865473
Wtf is wrong with you people.

Just talk to women. Develop the skill, it's like any other skill. That's literally it. The more you do it the better you'll get at it.

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>>14865473
Are you a fucking retard? I've always been able to be fucking a woman in under 45 minutes back at HER place and I've never had to pay for the meal or anything.

How hard have you guys worked for pussy? It's easy as fuck. Get it wet, notice how a woman smells, and realize that women think about sex 7 times more than ANY MAN ALIVE COULD POSSIBLY DO!

A man's job is to CONTROL a female's chaotic sexuality.

>>14865518
No, you talk to your SILENCE, for that is what women 'are'. The more you do it the more women will fall into the black hole of your silence, SO WATCH MORE PORN AND DISMISS ANY WOMAN THAT DOESN'T MATCH YOUR CRITERIA! YOU ARE ALL SONS OF EROS! LOVE GODS INCARNATE! NOT INCELS! RISE UP!

>Never leave a Man-Slut behind!

>> No.14865551

>>14865530
Want to know how I know you’re a virgin?

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>>14865551
Because I'm alive, dipshit? do you guys not realize that memory is always virginal?

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>>14865551
Like, what more proof you guys gotta have to see that I got a kid, wife, bitch on the side, a brothel, and everything else?

If you guys are just saying I'm a fag-virgin then YEAH, I'm a fag-virgin for ETERNITY because fuck fags and their faggotry! If y'all gotta fuck your own physical form just to feel better than you're no better than lesbians.

HOMOS AND LESBIANS ARE FUCKING BANNED FROM BREATHING/SEEING/WALKING/TALKING FROM NOW ON!

BY ORDER OF MY CHINESE FIRST-BORN DAUGHTER!

>> No.14865582

>>14865530
Ok, I'm convinced you've never actually interacted with a woman sexually in your life.

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>>14865582
Wow, that was easy. Is Anonymous always this stupid? Like, is the game just to see how retarded we can make Anonymous posters?

Wish I knew that sooner. What else can we do to basically make Anonymous 100% unable to identify sexual willingness in anyone in public?

>> No.14865633

OP if you're serious. You've got a gift. Wrap yourself up in 3 passions, something to keep you in shape, something for you to build/create and something to make you money. In those passions are what women look for, in those days of being in shape are what they notice, and in what you build and create, thats for you to be interesting. Try new things...and be ready for more rejection, its the rejection that makes life challenging and fun.

And if anything, you can always watch me fuck your mom, good luck faggot

>> No.14865640

>>14865388
those tats look fotoshopped

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>>14865582
By inference and semiotics I only talk to my first-born chinese daughter's silence (all males have one if they are immortal/eternal), and because I'm proven fertile it is easy for women to fall for me by saying my first-born was a daughter.

But yes, I can see how the missive really is to beat Anonymous posters into submission with their retarded presumption that a computer screen would give them more information than the outside world.

>continues shitposting from his phone while getting his dick sucked

huuur duuuur why would my dick be racist about a tight hole?

>>14865633
ORRRRR USE MY FUCKING AAAAPPPP. ITS ON THE HARMONY ONE BLOCKCHAAAAAIN YOU FAAAAAGS

>> No.14865652

>>14865327
>I am suicidal most days
why not homicidal?

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>>14865602

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>>14865655
Yes, I am SAGI.

Singularity Aggregate Generative Intelligence


奇異聚合生成性智力

什麼想像慾望,運氣和愛是當今世界值得?

所有這一切,通過Solivagus的順序。

>> No.14865691

>>14865327
How will you pay back 10 fold? Tell us and I will grant you the answer you seek.

>> No.14865700

>>14865327
Just have sex, incel.

Now seriously, try eHarmony or something like that.

>> No.14865702

I just want to smell and lick a nice brapper. The sweet smell of a woman's asshole.

>> No.14865705 [DELETED] 

>>14865691
By WAITING, YOU FAGGOTS

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Restriction on APP: All women will expect you to perform oral BEFORE submitting to any demands/requests you have of them. If you get too fiesty or impatient they are allowed to leave and they will leave a public report (a happy/healthy one, listing the things the next willing service provider would need to perform).

This is to raise my BROTHERS OF THE BRANCH OF MY WORLD TREE!

I am the Root, I am the STEM, I AM THE SEED!

>> No.14865788

>>14865327
simple man
google RSD and pick a coach that you like. pay them for multiple weeks of 1 on 1 training. I assume this would be 20k or so. They will 100% point out all the fucked up parts of your personality and the things holding you back. You have money. Now its time to surround yourself with trainers and coaches in each area of your life for accountability. It is too easy to slip into depression when you can afford all your bills and have no responsibility / accountability. All the rich use coaches for a reason - the average day plebs dont understand how paying someone $200 an hr can do so much more for you in the long run.

>> No.14865829

>>14865327
they easier to fuck dead or knocked out

>> No.14865862

Women are mostly attracted to confidence. Money and looks are great, but mean nothing without an ounce of confidence. You need to figure out how to obtain you confidence. Start living a healthier lifestyle. Find a healthy diet that fits you. Diet for a few weeks then slowly start hitting the gym, if you never worked out, get a personal trainer (Dont get scammed though, do a 3 month contract max the gym will try to trap you in a year or longer). A healthy body will develop a healthy mind. A healthy mind will give you confidence.

I'm guessing you dont socialize, op. Do you work? How are your social skills? A wagie job is a good place to find friends depending on where you work and every work place has sluts. You can always just buy a hooker though

>> No.14865888

>>14865724
fapped to cartoon

>> No.14865903

All you need to do is work out daily and find girls on apps like tinder or even on pof.com

Now please help me with some eth

0x3F035C511b3796a0D397cd2167ad9eCD1645Ec7b

>> No.14865979

I am like you OP sometimes, with the differences that I fucked and fuck a lot of girls, for training go to a club get drunk and be yourself, repeat each weekend until you are confident to do it when you're not drunk.

>> No.14866060

>>14865327
Get a goddam high end escort and be over with it

>> No.14866094

>>14865327
Do you wanna just go to TJ with me and get laid?

>> No.14866121

>>14865327
come to brazil

>> No.14866179

>>14865862
sorry didnt read that last part about your social anxiety. Which I do have a bit of experience overcoming. In high school I was a fat beta loser, literally the kid in class that never spoke a word. After graduating I lucked into my first job at a movie theater. Similarly to you I had no confidence and wanted to an hero.
Anyways, like I explained in my other post I lost weight and got pretty confident but had no idea how to communicate with anyone. I did a lot of research on sociology and general small talk strategies. BODY LANGUAGE IS EVERYTHING. Working out will help you develop proper posture (this is why I tell you to hire a personal trainer). Proper posture and open body language will make you appear and feel more confident and in turn make you much more approachable to people. They will want to come talk to you. Second thing you want to focus on is your tone. Put effort into your voice. Force yourself to sound interested in peoples stories even if you arent, but make sure you're genuine about it. If you can master your body language you wont even have to do any talking. The other person will do 70% of the talking.

Good luck op. I got to go to sleep soon but if you have any questions I can try my best to help. I am by no means an expert at anything, but I was able to improve myself. if I can do it anyone can

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>>14865888
PROTIP: Nobody cares about stalkers or being stalked. Stalk me all you want, Reality/Universe/Infinity/Daughter's of Mine & Time.

Sindy = Time
Solivagus = Mine

>My Divine Sister of Chaotic Lust and Trust! Hello everyone!

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>>14865327
go to another country where your ethnicity is considered rare. you will lose your virginity within a week. i could help

>> No.14866267

>>14865344
>elcome to the Harmony ONE Blockchain.
>There will be a crypto-app for women who exclusively desire virgin men, but they will be pre-vetted by others.
>This is my promise to you, Anonymous.
There was an old ancient babylonian custom much like this anon. Herodotus spoke about it. I can truly see woman having an auction for their virginity. I know you were just trolling but Im expecting it. Also Hes looking to get his dick wet NOW.

>> No.14866296

>>14866267
The custom was that a Woman had to go to the local pagan temple once in their life time and wait there untill a man came and tossed a coin in to her hand and took her to fuck. This was a custom to the fertility god of some shit.

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>>14866255
Country = collection of physical entities bound by some time function (i.e. unique public transport commute functions).

So, pretty much every neighborhood/suburb/city_block is a new/different country.

On my Land though it happens within 7 minutes.

Come to Australia, Americans who are despondent about there fucking retarded countrymen!

>>14866267
Yes, we have virginity auctions. Women only have one, Men have infinite, but both genders have an eternal virginity that they can only share with 3 others (UNTIL THE NEXT BTC FORK!)

>Sanctioned by my creek, Merri, and the Water Priestess of Memory, Aurora Alice Aggregretia

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>>14866296
Now it's anything heavier than their hand. Give a woman something heavy to hold and she will feel so useful that she will become your sex slave for eternity.

>Woo! Sindy is BATSHIT! I LOVE THIS LITTLE LOLI SIS OF MINE! OOOH YEAH!

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I am the Digital and Analog ocean of memory, I am that which gifts you all their delights if you would but know that you should never hide it from sight/light or 'generalizable future publication citation, courtesy of the Singularity AGI Sage, Solivagus.'

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OP ive learned a bunch off the internet from shit like this

https://lifemathmoney.com/three-types-of-hobbies-that-you-should-have/

https://lifemathmoney.com/inferiority-complex-1/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zJTMfOL-N0&t=439s

It wont be hard once you just stop caring so much. Imo your probobly working it all up in your head making it too big of a deal than it reall is. Just this we are literally on this earth to eat sleep and fuck.Good luck OP

>> No.14866455

>>14865327
I Will Tell you, If you pay up.

>> No.14866503

Get a waiter job meet hot bitches that want to fuck drank and do drugs
Do whatever you want you got money
Gain social skills

>> No.14866543

>>14865327
Pandora's box system PDF. Don't pay for that shit, just read the PDF. Get it from genlib or some shit
But once you read it and observe all the women around you...you may find yourself disillusioned with them. It's what made me give up on women Sure they're attractive but...the spark is just gone now for me. Would rather fap and ignore them.

Anyways, if you hit the gym and become moderately buff, focus on enhancing yourself, and just try to talk to bitches like you're talking to someone you'll never be interested in fucking - that's when you'll get what you want. Life aint fair, and women get bored easily. They're just annoying to me now.

If you still find women interesting after that, then congratulations. If not, you'll need to have a backup plan so you don't face an existential crisis - something you plan to do with your life if you were to suddenly give up on women entirely

If you found my advice helpful and want to tip lmk and I'll post an addy. I aint rich but atleast I'll never chase tail again in my life

>> No.14866560

Start lifting. It won't cure your social anxiety completely but it's a giant step in the right direction.

>> No.14866572

>>14865327
Just read the power of now and do that multiple times over until you understand and implement the concepts each day. You don’t have to work so you can practice being present for almost the entire day. Once you do this, then you can go to the gym consistently and work on being the most healthy person possible while still enjoying vidya. Then go watch every video from “the natural lifestyles” and they’ll accelerate the entire process. I recommend you even go to a summer session with them since you’re rich.

Good luck and yes, all of the above will work because I was a suicidal freak. Now I laugh at it all.

>> No.14866584

>>14866543
the task of a hero is to face the dragon and gets its treasure. not hide from it and pretend its not worthy of your time. 99% of relationships are shit but you are looking for that 1% relationship. dont be a cuck and take the easy path and justify it with the inadequacies of a thot that you project onto every woman you meet. im sure if you looked in the mirror you would see the same fucked up habits and psychology that you see in them. challenge yourself to find the good ones. ez.

>> No.14866678

>>14866584
even the good ones are whores. We live in an age where women are encouraged to fuck. Stalk a couple bitches on social media, look at the shit they like on facebook and instagram

>> No.14866719

>>14865530
>>14865571
>>14865602
>>14865644
>>14865681
>>14865724
>>14866243
>>14866297
>>14866309
>>14866332
Holy cringe

>> No.14866762

>>14866678
you mean look at the shit the ones you look at look at...
maybe stop going for western women and go for ones with traditional values. 50% of relationships end in divorce or w/e. that means 50% remain. even if it was 90/10 just dont be one of the cucks in the 90. I assume you are getting pulled into the toxicity of /pol with the kind of attitudes you are putting forth. they are opinions of people with 0 reference experiences, jaded because their mr nice guy with 0 personality or backbone trick didnt work in seducing stacy from high school.

theres nothing wrong with sex. the insecurity associated with everyone fucks if implying that everyone cheats is likely a self-fulfilling prophecy

>> No.14866947

>>14866332
What drugs do you use?

>> No.14867018

>>14865327
take some of your money, go traveling solo, stay in a party hostel and drink to loosen yourself up (but not so much that you're wasted). Girls are turbosluts when on vacation.

>> No.14867021

>>14865327
drugs and alcohol

>> No.14867049

>>14866584
Nah I'm gonna devote my life to scientific pursuits instead.
>the task of a hero is to face the dragon and gets its treasure. not hide from it and pretend its not worthy of your time.
I'm facing different dragons with treasure far more valuable than some woman's cunny

>> No.14867137

>>14865327
lawofone.info

chakra development is developing self-discipline. learn who you are. be confident in who you are. stay humble.

eat healthy
find fulfilling hobbies
hit the gym? or do some kind of exercise
most importantly, consciously create things you want to see in the world

>> No.14867320

I guess I’m writing this from the perspective of someone who is the exact opposite of you. I’ve always known what to say, how to flirt, what to do, and how to get a girl to notice me. I’m not saying these things to belittle you, but for you to see things for the other side of the fence.

If I were to completely start over from zero knowledge and experience, the absolute first thing I would do is change my appearance. That means shaving, including your upper arms if you’re a hairy dude, trim the facial hair, go to a barber and get a haircut and make sure it fits your head. If you’re over weight go high and tight with a beard, if you’re on the skinny side give it some length. The most important thing when getting it cut it to know how to wear it and how to apply product. Boom, half of the battle is literally your physical appearance. Once you look in the mirror and see a better looking self you’ll begin to slowly feel more confident.

Next, begin lifting weights. Go to YouTube and look at Steve Cook’s workouts and do his big man on campus routine. Super simple stuff. Once you’re lifting and working out both cardio and weights you’ll begin to look entirely different in a good way. Don’t forget to stop eating like shit and knowing when to eat during the day or not to keep your blood sugar levels at a constant medium, no big ups and downs.

Assume it’s 3 months down the road, you’re not a hairy neck beard and you look decent physically. Time to start the hard stuff, actually talking to a girl. For me, I had to learn to talk in general. Yes seriously, I had to learn to not stutter on my words or talk to quickly or whatever. Go to your room or in your car and just begin talking to yourself to your lips can physically feel and get used to moving and saying certain words and sentences easier. “Hey how are you?” “Have you been here before?” “I love this song, I saw them in concert last year” just being speaking.

>> No.14867347

>>14865327
Why the fuck do people always want to "talk" to women? That's your whole problem right there. Wanting to talk.
This is also why people get metoo'ed. Louis CK got metoo'ed because he wanted to jerk off in front of women. That Aziz Ansari dude because he only wanted a blowjob. The truth is, women are made for normal, fetish-free sex. That's it. Language is a recent invention. You only speak when you need something. Laughing and singing are the manliest ways of crying.

So the TL;DR here is simply: just want sex, don't want talk. Don't be needy, you have to cultivate the opposite. Also, get good at sex. Somehow develop your sexual skills through a strong mind-body connection. Most of this is "talent" or "in-born" (I have it), but I know anyone can get better at it.

Fucking screencap this and read it every time you want to "talk" to people. It's literally the neediest thing you can do. Only fuck. Get OKAY with the fact of making a lot of kids, get good at sex, have a ton of money and give zero fucks. That's it. The moment you stop caring about sex is the moment it is everywhere and at all times there for you.

>> No.14867396

>>14865327
look up inner game, stop basing your self image on external things and negative thoughts about yourself. practice positive self image and you wont be afraid to do anything. the reason youre afraid of women is because you think theyre higher value than you. that type of thinking is poison to a man. value doesnt work that way.

>> No.14867442

>>14867320
You want to begin listening to your tone of voice, how loud you’re talking, if you’re pronouncing your words clearly. The goal of this exercise is to really get comfortable with talking more so when you’re in the situation, you two are sitting in silence but instead talking.

Fast forward a couple weeks and you’re talking all the time now. You went from someone who might speak to their co-worker once or twice to talking to everyone and are comfortable with it. Be comfortable hearing your own voice. Now it’s time to actually talk to a girl. Where do you practice talking to girls where it’s not a good or bad experience? Restaurants. Your server might be a girl, the bartender might be a girl. Go practice with them. Sit down, and ask her her name, how her day is going, and what food she recommends. There’s a clear subject to talk about here so no need to worry - food and drinks.

Boom, you’re talking to girls and you didn’t even know it. You look great, feel great, and can now hold 10-20 second long conversations with girls. Albeit a bartender at a restaurant or a server, but still a girl. But they’re not going to go home with you and you need to talk to a girl that might mean something one day.

Choose a hobby. Mine are card tricks. I can do about 4-5 card tricks really well for anyone and it’s a great hobby because there’s always a deck of cards someone and it’s a super easy conversation starter. Yours could be programming, or paper airplanes, or washing and detailing your car, or getting high and going swimming i don’t know and it doesn’t matter as long as you can tie it into a conversation.

Time to talk to a girl, a legit girl you don’t know, is cute, and you’re nervous as hell type girl. The first question is “is she worth talking to?” This means a couple of things. Is she married? What is she wearing? This could be a tell tell sign she’s reserved or very outgoing. Is she by herself? With friends?

>> No.14867449

>>14865327
Why dont u just get a hot escort anon?

>> No.14867454
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>>14865451
still here????
read "models" by mark manson get on libgen or torrent on piratebay, read through reddit.com/r/seduction unironically, start working out (you must), start caring about your appearance, start mewing and looksmaxing, get out more, read no more mr nice guy read how to win friends and influence people, etc , become interesting, exciting, more attractive, take risks... you could die tomorrow you could die tomorrow you could die tomorrow you could die tomorrow you could die tomorrow take risks you could die tomorrow take risks you could die tomorrow take risks you could die tomorrow take risks you could die tomorrow take risks

>> No.14867518

>>14867442
If she’s with friends it’s probably a good idea to let her be unless you’re with friends to. What is she doing? Reading a book? Don’t bother her. Is she scrolling Instagram while drinking a beer at the bar? Go sit next to her and start up that conversation. I’m getting ahead of myself, but essentially that’s what’s going to happen.

Before approaching a girl, I always have 5-6 things I know I’m going to say or ask to make sure the conversation doesn’t dry up. These things often have to do with recent events or our surroundings because I want to give her the chance to relate and answer the questions or comments herself with her own thoughts and feelings. “I love the beer your drinking, I went to their brewery last month have you ever been?” Open ended questions and comments.

You have your 5-6 things to say, you’re ready to go, and now you’re fucking nervous as hell. Easy. Get close to her without giving her the attention. Is she sitting at a bar? Go order a beer and talk to the bartender first. While waiting for your beer you look over and she’s next to you, you notice each other and you make a comment on her beer. Maybe she’s sitting at a table, go walk towards her and look at the cool pictures on the wall or grab a book off the shelf. I don’t know where the hell you are. And it doesn’t matter, as long as you can get proximity close to her enough for her to notice you and for you to comment on something in your shared surroundings.

You do it. You ordered a beer, you looked over, commented on her drink, ask if she’s been to their brewery and now you’re telling her how you drank an entire flight by yourself there. Holy shit it’s working. Or maybe she’s at the super market, you’re looking at canned beans and you ask her if she knows the difference between pinto or black beans. It doesn’t matter, you’re talking to her. You remember those 5-6 things? Time to plug them into this conversation.

>> No.14867536

This isn’t /r9k faggot. Just be yourself and buy link you bozo

>> No.14867564

>>14865327
1. Build a small gym in your house. Train. You will get better skin, hair posture and even facial features (long term).
2. Read or listen to Rossh's book game.
3. Be kind. Get a dog or be kind to people. It will reflect on your character. Girls will notice. Instead of autistic creepy, you will be autistic sweet and charming.

>> No.14867588

>>14867518
“You know the name of this song right now? Oh yeahhh I remember when they came out with X album.” “I wonder what they’re eating it smells so good” “okay now I know what pinto and black beans are but what the hell is the difference between jam and jelly?” Hahaha. Anyway, you’re talking to her, you’re nervous I know, but you’re talking.

This is now the most important part - the exit. You must not ever let a girl exit the conversation first. It girls them power. You’re alpha. You leave first. You stop it first. Period. “You should really consider checking out that brewery, I think you’d like it. Give me your phone number and we’ll go together”.

Notice I used a command. I didn’t ask for her phone number, I didn’t offer mine, I commanded hers. “Jam? Jelly? All I know is it taste good and I love it on my biscuits in the morning. You been to Scrambled Jakes before? Their biscuits are amazing and they have like 6 different jams and jellies. Give me your number and let’s go this weekend”.

You my friend just got a phone number, you lead, conducted, and ended the conversation because you’re an alpha and you’re going back to your normal day.

Find girls. Identify as a good target. Do this again and repeat over and over.

OP, the only reason I took the time out of my day to type this whole thing up is because I wish someone taught me how to do all of this when i was in high school still instead of learning it on my own. Maybe it will work for you, maybe it won’t. It works for me and I hope you pass it along to someone else that needs to hear it.

Godspeed.

>> No.14867674

>>14867320
>>14867442
>>14867518
>>14867588
Not OP but appreciate the advice.

>> No.14867677

>>14865327
It's because you put women in a pedestal OP. Women are just as fecked as you. They piss and shit too, have a bunch of problems and insecurities too.
Start on yourself. If you've got the wealth, work on yourself. Go out there, take a class, learn something useful, start a buisness. A whole lot of people dont have the opportunity you have OP. Go out there. Make mistakes. Swallow your pride/ego and dont stop learning. Shit will come to you.
The problem is your perspective on yourself OP. Work on yourself. The better/happier/successfull you get, the more people/opportunities you will attract.
Watch out for bad people though. Lots a people out the dont give a shit about you and will take whatever they can from you.
Its a shit world we live in OP. Its every dog for himself. But life is still worth living.
And if all fails, swallow your spit and start over.
For whats its worth, I believe in you OP.

>> No.14867682

>>14867588
Please show me your katana collection.

>> No.14867770

>>14865373
This

>> No.14867841

>>14867677
Just learning to talk to girls is shit easy. I did the same mistake of learning to approach women but not having anything for myself. At best you will get lucky, get laid, cum in 5 mind and forget about in a couple of years. At worst you will get into a shitty relationship that wont amount to anything and end up fucking yourself.
People are needy, people are self centered. The good ones are hard to find.
Work on yourself. Thats the mantra for today. Trust me OP. Work on yourself, bitches come later. You've got to have substance, leverage. You've gotta have worth OP. Make that worth. You can do it OP

>> No.14867880

>>14867677

>Women are just as fecked as you.

I don't think most of the women I'm interested are KHHV at 28..

>> No.14867907

>>14865327
Diet anon. Dead serious. Your diet contributes to your mental health big time. A low carb diet will help your anxiety. Look it up.

>> No.14867927

>>14865327
I give you the best advice here, drink to get the confidence to get you started, op you will find a lady, just give it time. From what you have said a lot of women would want you, they just don’t know it
You could also try escorts, now you might not want to lose your virginity to one, and you don’t have to. But you could honestly pay them to just spend time with them to get your confidence up. Also let them about yourself and why you are worried to talk to women and they will really help you. A lot of those girls are very down to earth kind of girls and they will help make thing seem less uncomfortable

>> No.14867931

>>14865327
wtf buy some pussy nigga
/thread
bonus points if youre a pussy op you can just go to like germany its legal

>> No.14867943

>>14865327
"Fake it until you make it". Act like a guy with confidence when talking to women even if you don't feel confident. It may take some practice. Successful interactions will breed real confidence.

>> No.14867950

>>14867880
You would be suprised on the shit women are into Anon. They would fuck a pig if you know how to shoot your shot.

>> No.14867978

>>14865327
First thing, take care of yourself. If you think you look and smell repulsive, you probably do, so act accordingly, women aren't attracted by guys who look like they haven't showered in days.
Once you look fuckable, it's time to work on your social : hang out with friends and have fun, be a cool guy, show interest in what people have to say, have an opinion and if you're a racist and/or sexist asshole keep that hidden, women don't like trump supporters.
If you don't have friends you need to work from scratch, find some activity/sport that you might enjoy and jump in it. That will allow you to meet people with a passion, creating social interactions and potentially making friends.
Or even easier, get Tinder and get a date. Be prepared to talk about anything with an open mind and make sure you got some not-nerdish topics to discuss, women like intelligent guys with various interests

>> No.14867992

>>14865327
You probably already know what you need to do, asking for advice on this is frankly ridiculous and probably bait.

>talk to girls
If you talk to more girls you have a higher percent chance of getting lucky. It doesnt matter how much money you have that's just a cope meme from desperate people. You need to get out of your house and enjoy life because money doesnt buy happiness.

Working out is free and good for you and you have nothing better to do with your time so do that

talk to girls while having no expectations of sex, they sense desperation

Meditate and listen to naval ravikant

>got in real early on a lot of projects
>btc at 250
>eth at 5
>xrp at .005
>xmr at 2
>antshares, bitbean, link, mona, etc
>made a lot in 2017
>got a qt Chinese waifu in college who I didnt tell about my crypto
>saw market was topping out in December
>take all my money and put massive shorts on everything
>got hacked and lost all of my crypto
>had to move back in with my parents and going back to uni
>gf still with me because shes not a gold digger and I love her
>unironically more grateful for life now than ever before

Seriously just wake up everyday watch the sunrise and be grateful for life in the first place. It's a fun game.

>> No.14867999

>>14865362
recipe for suicide at 35

>> No.14868003

>>14867978
>sexist asshole keep that hidden, women don't like trump supporters.
Not true, a matter of fact a mate of mine years ago posted on his normie book “yeah I’m a cunt to women, but my big dick makes up for it”. He got so much attention and pussy because of it

>> No.14868049

>>14868003
He obviously got shit tier sluts dumb enough to sleep with him, but he'll never get a beautiful smart woman with that behavior.
And flash news, dick size doesn't matter unless you're really small.

>> No.14868054

>>14865360
That's illegal, you will go to prison if you do that.

>> No.14868093

>>14868049
Op needs the dumb sluts first before he’ll ever fuck a beauty, their are plenty of hot dumb sluts let’s be honest

>> No.14868110

>>14867999
Depends what you look like. I’m maybe a 7/10 and 5’8” and it’s always worked fine for me. Except I con them into short term relationships. Never chase women

>> No.14868155

>>14865362
>>14868110
As if faggot, bitches have dick offered to them like 15 times a day, they don’t need to be chasing it you lying faggots

>> No.14868229

>>14865362
They only chase multi-billionaires

>> No.14868261

>>14865327
Bait

>> No.14868351

>>14868155
Yeah top tier model bitches. 8-9/10s don’t always. I’m not fat, have good face, have money, and I’m not an asshole. Doesn’t take a miracle to land a hot girl for a short time

>> No.14868352

>>14868261
you're a dumb troll

>> No.14868399

>>14868351
I come from a multi-millionaire family, still a KHHV.

>> No.14868459

>>14868399
So you’re fat, socially inept, and ugly?

>> No.14868470

>>14868459
I am not fat, i am actually quite skinny and am called "lanky". I am not socially inept, I hold an executive position in my schools debate team (ivy league), and i have been told i am not good looking so you could say ugly.

>> No.14868664

>>14865327
Date foreigners. Cultutal backgrounds amd expectations are different. The most mundane things in your culture are great conversation topics and likewise.

Having it be a second language for one of you dumbs down the conversation and makes it simple. Managing to communicate shows effort and engagement despite being simple concepts communicated

>> No.14868680

>>14868351
>short time
key phrase
you will never be able to keep their interest forever as a 7/10

>> No.14868700

>>14868351
You never said you had money before you faggot, clearly if you have money they will chase but that won’t help op because clearly he doesn’t go out and can’t even talk to women, he needs to work on that, but sure if op wants to flash around his money to get bitches attention of corse that will work.
The absolute state, you’re probably a larp faggot anyways

>> No.14868702

>>14865327
Get a gym membership at planet fitness or some normie tier gym. Scour YouTube and /fit/ for advice on how to get fit, since you don't have a job you can devote your days to becoming an animal in the gym. Also eating good and healthy will not be a problem for you.

This will have a huge boost to your confidence and overall well being.

Try to socialize with the regular gym goers start small like working in with them on workouts and then eventually become friends.

Now you are fit and have friends.

I cannot stress this enough. Stop and I mean completely STOP watching all porn and go onto no fap. You need to learn self control. Also bring it down a notch with the video games and anime the vast majority of girls dont like that kind of shit.

Now that you have done all the above, you can either download tinder, meet girls through newly acquired gym bros, or go clubbing with bros with some liquid confidence in your system.

Be interesting go hiking get hobbies. Learn a martial art do something. With consistency of all the above I can garuntee you will get laid in the span of a year. Never give up anon. Everyone has to start somewhere. From rock bottom you can only go up. By doing exactly this I was able to turn my life around.
Btc:
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>> No.14868785

So, you’re doing better than I did, I have social anxiety and no money because of it. Didn’t go on a date until at 34. I did get into game (RSD) and was able to get my lay count up to low double digits and around 40 had some short term relationships with hot girls in early 20s so I got my minimum bucket list completed. Nothing too crazy, but that was my path. You can do it too. Im still terrified of approaching and rejection.

>> No.14868787

>>14868702
You will still be incel if you do that unless you have a net worth of at least 10 million.

>> No.14868820

>>14867454
>plebbit

>> No.14868821

>>14865327
The real answer: bang an escort, see that it's not all it's cracked up to be, and focus on bettering yourself and enjoying life. If you volunteer or work part time (which you should because it's healthy and it's social interaction) you will meet people naturally

>> No.14868869

>>14868821
>The real answer: bang an escort,
That's illegal, you will get a criminal record

>If you volunteer or work part time (which you should because it's healthy and it's social interaction) you will meet people naturally
That won't matter how many women you meet, they will still only go for Chad

>> No.14868944

>>14868869
Technically it is illegal but so is speeding and sodomy, I never really heard of anyone actually getting punished for it though. Also since you are unemployed and have money, you could travel to another country where it is both legal and socially acceptable.

Stop browsing r/braincels you dumbfuck, it's a needs vs. wants system. Women desire a bare minimum attractiveness (just as men) and beyond that it is personality, hobbies, views, etc. Appearance is more of a first impressions type thing and as you spend more time with someone and bond with them it matters less and less.

If you work out, lose weight, take care of your skin, and possible even get surgery if it's that bad and you have the money, then you can most certainly find a friend or a gf.

>> No.14869014

>>14868944
>Technically it is illegal but so is speeding and sodomy, I never really heard of anyone actually getting punished for it though.
Police put lots of resources into stinging sex buyers. They set up undercover stings and arrest the buyers

> Also since you are unemployed and have money, you could travel to another country where it is both legal and socially acceptable.
I am employed though

>Women desire a bare minimum attractiveness (just as men) and beyond that it is personality, hobbies, views, etc. Appearance is more of a first impressions type thing and as you spend more time with someone and bond with them it matters less and less.
Holy shit you're retarded, women are exacty like me, we do not give a FUCK about """personality""". Looks is all that matters.

Someones personality will even appear good if they have good looks, and will appear bad if they have bad looks. A bitchy hot girl will come across as cute and an introverted hot girl will come across as shy. An ugly bitch girl will come across as a cunt and an ugly shy girl will come across as a weirdo. The same applies to men, you need to be literally 8/10 in attractiveness for women to like you in 2019, which is Ryan Gosling level.

>you can find a friend

I have hundreds of friends

>> No.14869019

>>14868054
>Flies to Nevada
>Would you look at that?! Just like that it's not illegal now!

>> No.14869025

>>14869014
Then you are fake anyways and don't want a partner, you just want a wet hole to fuck. You will never make it because you are self-centered and shallow.

>> No.14869052

>>14869014
>ou're retarded, women are exacty like me, we do not give a FUCK about """personalit blah blah balh

lol nopersonality cope

>> No.14869092

>>14869025
>Then you are fake anyways and don't want a partner, you just want a wet hole to fuck.
No, i also want a hot girlfriend to show off to my parents and friends

>You will never make it because you are self-centered and shallow
Chad is too, doesn't matter for him. Girls actually prefer shallow guys because psychopaths are shallow, and women love power hungry psychopaths.

>> No.14869104

>>14869052
>muh personality
Cope, no women cares about your personality, they care about your jawline

>> No.14869138

>>14869092
You sound like such a vain, insecure piece of shit. You will die miserable and alone, no amount of money will change that.

>> No.14869154

>>14869138
Since i'm likely going to be an investment banker once i graduate (everyone in my family is in investment banking) I'll just get so rich i can get a hot girlfriend and since i'll be working 12 hours a day i won't ever have to put up with her annoying ass personality. So i will likely score a hot girlfriend

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>>14865327

These days my Newbie Guide would be this:
– Mystery Method. I prefer the seminar where he teaches it over the PDF eBook of it because I like Mystery’s passion for what he’s teaching, all the vids were on YouTube at some point but now there’s just scraps, here’s one of them to get you started:
https://youtu.be/TcO5ULfyKDM

I believe that’s from the Mystery Method 5 DVD set which you should be able to torrent easy.
Magic Bullets is an eBook that’s a more brief streamlined explanation of MM if you’re tight for time
– “The Tyler Digest”, google it and read it all
– watch Liam Mcrae’s Rapid Escalation video on YouTube
– watch Richard LaRuina Formula For Night Game on YouTube (specifically 27:00 to 50:00)
– RSDJulien’s SHIFT (internal game/mindsets/beliefs about women, yourself and getting this area handled, torrent it)
– and RSDJulien’s PIMP (external game aka actual technical shit to execute infield, torrent it)
– and if you just want overall social skills building rapport/comfort with people in general (which you can apply with girls or just socializing with everyone you meet and becoming that guy that people immediately feel like they’ve known for years) then check out the Juggler Method PDF
– and at some point give Practical Female Psychology a read, and the free PDF over at Manhood 101 as well, they cover just general over-arching male/female psychology stuff that you’ll want to know for life in general, VS just getting your dick wet ASAP lol
I’d say that’s the most efficient route to get legit fully well-rounded solid pickup skills infield fast and if you can do all that there’s really not much else you’ll need, that stuff is the full set of keys to the kingdom to tear shit up out there.

>> No.14869285

Go study! Preferably somewhere abroad. It doesn't matter if its something useful or not, you have plenty of money anyway. The thing about social anxiety is that it doesn't go away until you give yourself time to practice social interaction. And often during a year of study abroad, groups get formed automatically and you'll be dragged along in all social events. Sure, you'll be uncomfortable and look like a sperg at first, but the more you stay out of that comfortable bubble, the more your anxiety of talking to women goes away. Eventually you'll click with someone.

Look especially at countries in Scandinavia, women are easy and education is free.

>> No.14869296

>>14865327
Well I can tell you what I've done.
0. (optional) Be in college.
1. Get money or a good career.
2. Don't be fat.
3. Go on okcupid and answer over 400 questions, write at least 5 of your own. Answer that you are a virgin and want to date a virgin.
4. Scroll through everyone that matches above 80 and make small talk with them.Expect this to take 3 months to a year.
5. Meet up with someone who is a shy virgin with no prior relationship experience and does not flirt with you.
6. Don't continue unless you are both attracted to one another by the third date.
7. Keep dating for months before first kiss.
8. Never ever filter anything you say to her even a little bit. Tell her everything that goes through your mind no matter how strange or disgusting. (hopefully you aren't very strange or disgusting or this part will be hard lol)

That's literally all I did, married the first one. We've been happily married for 5 years, I get more sex than the average person and we are going to have our second child soon.

>> No.14869311

>>14869285
>women are easy in Scandinavian
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Scandinavian women have tons of tall blond Chads, if your looks are not equal with at least Miles Teller, the they will reject you for an Olympic athlete blond chad.

>> No.14869320

>>14869285
There are no "easy" women anywhere, and now that it's easy to be rich, women don't dont even care about that.

>> No.14869321

>>14869052
>>14869104
I mean you're both kind of right.

Most men are average or higher so they think like >>14869052, but your typical anime dweeb physiology is legit something you cannot get over.

Glad I was born an average looking extroverted sperg with incredibly high verbal intelligence, I was right on the borderline there.

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You need to force yourself out of the house more often. Anything else here that doesnt include this is horseshit.

Talking to the grocery store clerk when you get groceries makes you uncomfortable? Force yourself to look him in the eyes and talk as he bags your shit like the wagie he is. Doesn't matter if you say anything, just force yourself to do it. Girl smile at you and say something on the bus? Force yourself to start conversation, again, it doesnt have to be successful. You could maybe even creep her out and feel like shit but thats called fucking learning. You NEED to force yourself into social situations. Usually, though, you can try to get into local clubs you find online and connect with people like you that share interests so you can talk about that. Find fellow autists that enjoy vidya and weeb shit. They're like you so talking to them will be easier.

Take babysteps. You will fail, it will hurt, but you will learn and get better. Eventually, after a long time of exposure therapy, you will find talking to women trivial. I for one hate women, they're hardly even people. The fact that you can't talk to them quite frankly confuses me, but I get that being inside a lot and not having tons of eye-to-eye in person socializing isn't a good recipe for well-adjusted individuals.

>> No.14869325

>>14865451
lmao, nice bait thread to drop this one shitty proect.

From the FAQ:
>What is Solana?
Just another blockchain! You can never have enough of these! (I'm paraphrasing)
>Why the name Solana?
The name Solana is inspired by a beach town in Northern San Diego county where the CEO and the Co-Founders lived and surfed for 5 years. (verbatim)
Top kek, no thanks bro

>> No.14869350

>>14869311
Not in my experience, most Scandinavian men are autistic dweebs. And maybe easy isn't the right word, but if you act even remotely normal there as a student it's almost hard not to get laid

>> No.14869396

>>14869350
I have put so much effort into getting laid, i have decided it's impossible. I doubt just going to Scandinavia will get me laid because there are Chads everywhere.

>> No.14869415

>>14865327
OP, it sounds fucking scary but you just need to rejected. Go for their numbers but your goal is to get rejected. From rejection, youll learn to be more confident in yourself and you’ll get somewhat comfortable talking to women.

Either that, or do shrooms.

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>>14865327
Damn, you invested in the days before crypto started dying...too late to get rich from crypto now

lucky bastard

>> No.14869478

>>14869396
It's not even specific to Scandinavia, I'm just telling you what worked for me. Sny country is fine, as long as you end up in an international study group. They often stick together, and you'll automatically have a group of friends that will take you to parties, on trips, etc. Even if you don't get someone from the international group, hanging around with them will still give you more confidence to talk to girls outside the group. Basically you'd be a ting like a normie I guess.

I'm not saying it's the end all solution or that it'll work 100%, but it'll improve your chances for sure

>> No.14869535

>>14869478
I already have too many friends, and many are girls. How does that help at all?

>> No.14869559

>>14869325
kek, you will regret very deeply once you realize that Solana is the only project that actually scales without even using shitty workarounds like sharding.
It reached 700k tps in lab, 120k in testnet and even with the worst conditions (100mbps + 2080ti for validators) it does 50/60k TPS.
Fully written in rust which is memory safe, smart contracts that supports the most common programming languages.
You gonna regret soon anon.
Screenshot this, it’s literally more than one year I’m warning everyone about this project.

>> No.14869669

>>14869535
The point is not having friends, the point is being part of a group that goes out to do stuff and take you with them. Being really good friends with a girl doesn't improve your chances of getting laid. If anything, a girl that is your close friend will be far more reluctant to sleep with you

>> No.14870134

>>14865327
Ive fucked over 150 women and still wake up wanting to kill myself.

>> No.14870156

>>14865327
Dont be a digusting pajeet and stay out of europe.

>> No.14870257

>29

man just go for luxury escort

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COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS INCEL

>>14865327
EVERY MONTH MY GF GIVES ME A NEW PREGNANCY SCARE

im gonna fuckin dump this bitch

>> No.14870568

>>14865344
Kek. Seems like something that might be built on Chromia if it weren't for the Chad coin factor.

>> No.14870679

>>14865327
hey op, fuck a prostitute
I’ll take my reward in cold silver or link

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Follow Peter Thiel Advice, and not Reserve but ONE :) about dating ? Just be yourself, don’t be obvious, let them come to you, the best thing is when you meet somebody because you got the same friend this work for me most of the time. Go out and get fit take care on yourself.

>> No.14870873

>>14869320

Ummm...bruh. The Philippines would like to have a word with you.

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Welp.... Keanu Reeves is the answer just simply go to him and ask him basically what’ll you’ll do is travel the vastness of the earth, go and find him and seek for his advice, his knowledge, you’ll never know u might just find what you’re looking for in the process of your voyage like a kawai waifu & some confidence u know going out really is the most effective way to be a functioning member of the society.

>> No.14870953 [DELETED] 

>>14865327
Time to wear retro jordans and Akoo shirts and shit

Buy a rolex

A few chains

Go to the barbershop and ask for a fade......also get 22's rims on your new Cadillac

Just do a make over of yourself to present a new image, and go to a nightclub. People like what LOOKS good. They like being lied to.....

Also get good at fighting and buy a gun. Nogs gonna hate on you. You're welcome OP. Do these things and just wing it. Find some pop culture stuff to talk about and boom. Pussy.

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$20 btc plz

>> No.14871119

Lol u guys are hilarious.
Anon, try to discover yourself more, be yourself and do not try to fake anything. More u know yourself more u’ll know others, that’s the only way u can get a girl and not a gold digger. If u like anime look for someone who likes them too it’s just simple as that.

>> No.14871300

>all these "DUDE LIKE JUST SHOWER AND GET A HAIRCUT LMAO" facebook mom tier advice
you normalfaggots don't have a clue

>> No.14871379

buy prostitute

>> No.14872082

send me few btcs and ill friend u, tell u how to do it, just join my circle

>> No.14872354

>>14865327
27 year old virgin here.
Get your security license. Become a bouncer at a non-corporate bar. There are some security companies that will run bar security, and they hire anybody with a license. Bars need guards most on Fri,Sat. You work till closing and just stand around like a wallflower. The job is easy
Then just figure out the bar game. Helps if youre not a fatass but if you are just buy a bike and ride around whenever youre bored

>> No.14872413

>>14872354
I turned down a fat girl tonight. And another last month. I know i can do better than them, i started dieting and exercising like i mean it and the results are starting. Theyll actually actually fuck anything thinner than them, both of them were very nervous and akward. Goodspeed OP, were all gonna make it

>> No.14873256

>>14865327
Three simple letters bro. Itll change your life. RSD. youtube rsdfreetour. Literally the best thing you can do for yourself improvement wise

>> No.14873263

>>14867978
le shower meme

>> No.14873318

>>14869296
This is pathetic

>> No.14873375

>>14865327

Ok, the first question is:

Do you like yourself?

We can do this via email if you want.

>> No.14873467
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14873467

MDMA and Ketamin saved my life. With me, while under its effects made me lose all fears and anxiety, but most important, after the effects went off I realized how fucking idiot I was being.

Was a kissless virgin till my 27, I'm 33 now, happily married with a 2 year old little boy. Life is simple, we complicate it.

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>>14873467
Fuck, forgot a comma there, its looking creepy af

>> No.14873498

>>14873467
Never tried ketamin, but this anon is on point about mdma, I can say it saved my life aswell

>> No.14873500

>>14865327
get out of your basement, don't ask for advice on 4chan, sign up to some kind of club or whatever, talk to real people, perhaps attend college to meat people, exercise, but yeah, most importantly, stop asking for advice on 4chan

>> No.14873502

>>14865327
Alcohol, and remember that their opinion of you doesn't mean shit. Start with prostitutes and as you get used to talking to women do it less drunk each time and move on to women that deny being prostitutes. Eventually you'll be talking to women completely naturally and realize they're actually shit and go back to anime and vidya.

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>>14873467
>>14873481
>married with a 2 year old little boy
>i totally forgot a comma anons h...haha

>> No.14873588

>>14873467
This works with pure powedered mdma though, the pills I get at rave's gets me too much accelerated and sometimes almost psychotic. And BE CAREFUL with the ketamine hole. Dyor.

>> No.14873620

>>14873588
Never used at parties, and friend once brought me some powdered mdma, and I used to go to a birthday party. No one recognized me, I was talkative and relaxed, human interaction seemed so fucking natural. And yeah, k-hole is some dangerous shit, if you're a fucking idiot that take someone advice on a mongolian board and use it without knowledge.

>> No.14873624

>>14865327
It helps if you have a wingman. I used to have some drinks to boast courage and get more relaxed and then playfully "neg/flirt" with women and had tons of success. Once I had some success it boasted my self confidence and I no longer needed to rely on substances as much.

Based on the OP, it would help if you pursue women with common interests. Realistically, you are not going to get some super stacy. However, if you go to some comic-con or anime event there are plenty of decent looking girls that will be easier for you to approach. You will be in some anime shit costume and so will they, so inhibitions will be a bit lowered. Go with a friend and have a few drinks first. Then approach as many girls as you are interested in and be prepared for total rejection. Rejection doesn't mean a thing, its a numbers game. I've been rejected hundreds of times, but I've slept with prob 25+ 10s - number could be much higher but I've been with the same girl now 10 yrs. Once you get past fear of rejection its all easy.

>> No.14873818

>>14865362
This. Just learn to be desirable + look/act attractive. A 7 inch penis doesn't hurt either, any bigger n dp might hurt/annoy her. I am unemployed n poor but don't have a problem coz I'm really cool + funny to everyone I meet. Also dont have creepy expectations like Indian men do.

>> No.14873894

>>14865473
Holy kek these autists think they are giving good advice when they were thrown a bone by a drunk hoe once.

>> No.14874564

>>14870721
I see what you did there. You have put Peter Thiel and Reserve in one sentence. Thats a signal to buy RSR.

>> No.14874992

>>14865327
bro, you already have the hardest part of life figured out. now you just have to work on yourself, and what you desire will follow. hit the gym, improve yourself, get over your fear of rejection, and grab life by the fucking throat.

for fitness:
scott herman fitness
jeremy ethier
athlean x

for women:
alpha male strategies
the rational male

godspeed, i know you're gonna make it bro

>> No.14875057

>>14873318
ok

>> No.14875122

>>14865327
this is a pasta you fucking morons

>> No.14875191

>>14875122
As if it's any difference.
t. 26 year old who never even kissed a girl