/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for real men smoke Marlboros!

>>14855500
I don't know about this "losing marketshare" thesis.

I'm not sure that people will really be cancelling for other services. Disney and the rest will really have to nail their interfaces, algorithms, and selections to get people to think "this is the best and I don't need that other one anymore."

I've been meaning to cancel my audible and crunchyroll subscriptions for like a year, but I never get around to it, because it's just too convenient. And I'm a cheap bastard, imagine what the average consumer who doesn't mind carrying a credit card balance does.

AMD CHADS RYZEN UP

SNSS CHADS CURING CANCER

dang I wanna buy back into AMD but I can't tell how much further it falls from here. Do I just wait for ER?

JUST

LCI to $60

I don't get it? Why aren't people selling? Don't they see that we're below 3000 again and never going to see it again in our life times?

XLP to $60.50 EoW

>>14855810
I'm actually a little curious about LCI. Shill me.

thoughts about MSFT DRIPs?

>>14855672
$SQ is a piece of shit.
Also, $TPAY is a based fund. Returns are insane thus far.

>>14855859

fucking based

>>14855872
They have a ton of employees and don't have a product.

down 5% shit stock

everybody who is buying CMG today is an extra-chromosome hoarding kike loving son of a bitch.

Look at ET 8/9 16 calls, already doubled today despite stock being down only .08 per contract but I'd watch for a dip down to .06 before buying in

> mfw waiting for AMD cheapies

C'mon, fall faster, you aren't there yet - and Daddy needs cheapies!

NETFLIX IS LITERALLY CRASHING

WHY DOES NO ONE CARE

bitcorn "slight" up n down swings, i think you can invest in bitcorn but it is gambling at this point there is no really reliable market data etc. anything can happen. well, even top 100 companies there is not reliable market data as even enron (dow jones listed company) nobody in accounting suspected anything, so muuuch smaller companies can report almost anything they want i think :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DD0mzPhVSU

>>14856080
they're still just sitting at 320
they were at 320 in afterhours yesterday, like 16 hours ago
nothing has changed, no need for capslock

netflix road to $200 and then eventually being bought by AMZN

it's all in the book, nothing new going on with NFLX

>BTI

>>14855872
It's a really good company. You should look into it

>>14855753
>>14856080
. . .

Froze my acct this morning. Never watch the new content. All the good old school content is gone.

I think Ozark is the only NFLX -made show in the Top 15 Watched shows list.

>>14856080
>$360 stock streaming company
lmoa

>>14856163
C'mon guy they're only still valued 129x earnings is deal buy cheapie

>>14856150
Man, I also cancelled. It's not a huge annual expense, but I never watch Netflix anymore.

Looks like the west coast finally woke up.
>>14855732

>>14855938
SELL THIS POS

https://www.google.com/amp/s/finance.yahoo.com/amphtml/news/aurora-cannabis-acb-wins-buy-143938840.html

DOWN 5%

We breaking $1 today SNSSchads

THANKS FOR THE C-CHEAPIES

>VSTO limit buy triggered
Fuck! What's wrong with this one? Should I buy more than lmao1share?

I only got one share of AOBC, and now it's up like 15% since then.

>>14856150
Been meaning to watch the new season of Ozark
Also the past couple seasons of stranger things.
Also the new Baki and Kakegurui, and Black Mirror, and Jessica Jones (blow me, I liked the villain and I want to bang that pale brunette lady)

Actually... what the fuck am I even paying for?

Now that I think about it, when it comes to global subscriber growth, I think Disney will handle India and China much better than Netflix ever could.

Disney is a buy if it drops back to $139 again.
BUY MOUSE
BUY MO

>>14856204
I'd love that since I just increased my position by another 25% this morning.If it doesn't happen today, I strongly believe it will be tomorrow when the options expire.

>>14855938
>>14856202

SELL ACB
BUY NETFLIX CHEAPIE NOW11111!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/seekingalpha.com/amp/news/3478839-aurora-cannabis-wins-italian-cannabis-tender

Tell me everything you know about volatility pumping

>>14856240
netflix is too over priced. it should be like a $20 stock. I mean look at Pfizer is a $50 stock, you seriously think netflix should be worth more than the guys that make viagra?

>>14856204
>>14856230
>SNSS
>fell from a peak of $45 a share to under one
>ever going to recover

L O LN

NO NO NO NO!!! SELL ACB DO NOT BUY THIS BAD STOCKS

>>14856206

post more wojaks like these

>>14856034
Don't ignore this, will be over .20 by mid to late next week, in the money not long after

>>14856315
thanks just bought 100k

>>14856289
you probably have a NFLX account

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

happy thorsday.

>>14856332
he also probably has a viagra Rx

>>14856296
>Being this salty
Why didn't you buy, anon?

>>14856202
>$9 expected price
>currently floundering at $7
>implying it will bump 2 WHOLE DOLLARS per share

this guy is a moran.

>>14856163
>>14856289
After they bungled the Evangelion relaunch, Enough was enough. No choice but to shut ‘em down.

>>14856228
Oh... fuck

>Outdoor retailer REI said Monday it would resume doing business with Vista Outdoor Inc. after the company said it had agreed to sell its firearm business.

>>14856363
the crash from its peak is too huge. its a cheap stock but companies rarely ever recover from a fall like that

>>14856332
I don't have a netflix account. I just watch fox news, the yes network, science channel and history channel. Everything else is gay.

DO NOT BUY ACB it is bad stocks.
they grow marijuanas and marijuana is drug is illegal!!!

>>14856403
Agreed. SNSS kiddos will cry soon...

Is anybody watching this shit? The market keeps trying to make new lows....

>>14856403
no one expects the stock to recover to whatever pre-diultion price you're seeing

basically, when a dilution occurs, people who hold then get boned, but people who then buy in after the dilution are just hoping for the stock to rise to some target price based on the post-dilution number of shares

especially if multiple dilutions occur, that years-ago price you're seeing doesn't have any bearing on anything. you just want to be able to buy shares now and have them grow, but hitting any previous price isn't important

>>14856428
hey do you want to smoke some "weed" and buy ACB together sometime?

LMT still dropping... what is going on, why does the stock market give me all these cheapies when I can least afford them?

It's trying to form a waterfall pattern.

>>14856080
>Company that competes on price raises prices
>Subscriber count falls
People were calling this a year ago, lol..

>>14856467
DO NOT DO THE MARIJUANA

NOO GOLD MOONED WHEN I WASNT LOOKING AGAIN.

>>14856504
These fuckers thought their demand curve was actually inelastic. DING DING DINGALINGS guess what people don't want to pay your 8-13% more.

>>14856462
Bobo the Bear
Bobo the Bear
Xe doesn’t care
Doesn’t care
Buyer beware
Buyer beware

Sacrifice of Kabbalah Bull
SPY 3000
Green gore
Head mounted outside the cave
The den of Bobo the Bear

>t. potterist

Our waterfall pattern has just hit it's first resistance from the support line here. If it doesn't bounce here. Expect some serious red to come.

>>14856462
what i thouight bagholder is a bear on puts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2UStJKuZ8g

Oh how i like to feed on the salty tears of snss holders

>>14856529
GDX 3 points below 2016 highs.

>>14856512
hey lets do the marijuana together sometime
CGC, HEXO, CRON, ACB, TLRY, the list goes on. there are all kinds of brands and products that we can enjoy together

>>14855672
G-guys I put a few short term call puts on AND and said it was going up

I'm gonna be ok r-right guys?

wew lad this is a shitstorm

>>14856609
I meant *AMD, phone posting is a curse

>>14856591
>all those $10+ stocks
>no CannTrust
do not buy the marijuana

Is this the beginning of the 50% correction...
Where is the PPT?

Imagine buying the top

Hey bogs if you push SPY back to $296.90 I'll pick up some calls on the meow jump

>>14856591
do NOT buy
ACB
HEXO
CTST

shit garbage stock

Looks like (((they))) got ahold of the Q2 GDP numbers and are dumping the bags

>>14856612

the shitstorm for me is waiting for a new cell phone to get shipped to my house. first new phone in 5 years

in the markets there is just little claws and little legs

do not suppOrt the marijuana is illegal

Jeffrey Epstein just got denied bail

>>14855928
So it's an MLM?

60% equity with 10x leverage long position for Microsoft. Wish me luck

>SIVR up 7% this week

>>14856704
I feel like you actually want me to buy those stocks and are trying to use some sort of TPNBRPUMM on me

it's not going to work, my mind is EXTREMELY strong from all the drugs I'm on. You CANNOT fool me

>>14856759
they should have those two girls from Pesona 5 be his jail wardens

>>14856800
do not buy failing stock

>>14856781
Anon I'm 100% MSFT but this is scary. We might be looking at a big ass crash, so if I were you, I would get out after you're a few percent green (which will happen today for sure). Then again, I'm a chicken and lose a bunch of money, so you do you.

GDX is going to $30 soon, who else took the Peter Schiff pill?

rip acb

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.benzinga.com/amp/content/14096705

Lets go MEOW JUMP!!!!

does anyone on here take advantage of T's bonkers .51 cents per share quarterly dividend? should i just put half my bank account into it and collect divvies??

>>14856759
Oy vey this is like the 6 million all over again
I just donated $0.50 to the ADL

>>14856759
how much bitcoins he have?

>>14856851
Why soon? Seems like slow growth.

>>14856862
>spending MONEY on new facilities
BAD DUMD COMPANY SO BROKE!! sell

so.. uh buy into the dip?

>>14856945
no. shit gonna crash more

>>14856829
Yeah I'm a bit scared too, because stock moves slow for now, but all forecasts sare positive

>>14856945
their earnings report was NEGATIVE netflix gonna crash to under $100 a share

>>14856945
You'd be better off donating the money to the DNC.

Oh fuck me... If Powell doesn't cut rates to negative, I'm in trouble.

>>14856704
What's wrong with HEXO? I've been swinging it a bit.

>>14856945
no, they don't really seem to have any outs

basically either they come up with some new AMAZING show that forces everyone to subscribe for $20 a month

OR

the slowly bleed subscribers to other services
they try and cut costs to keep subs but even that doesn't help
they keep burning money to make shows but nothing helps
they die, grave next to blockbuster

or amazon buys them, but only after they fall a lot more

>>14856962
their EPS was positive and actually beat estimate
subs in the US was negative
buy KNG and HEXO

>>14856976
HEXO = Quebecois

nuff said

QUICK SWITCH BACK INTO BEAR MODE MEOW JUMP IS OVER!!!

>>14857018
>Poutine & BLAZEIT
Not seeing the problem here

>>14856916
That 4% move yesterday tells me there's more to come short term.

Give him the bear claw!

>>14857018
>HEXO = Quebecois
what does that mean? pls help, I don't understand the Canadian lore properly

>>14856609
> short term

How short?

>>14857042
>CEO is named Sebastien St. Louis
Oui lmaoo

Fucking hell, finally something going my way. Might close this one out EoD and move on.

>>14857074
Contract ends 24th of this month

I got a LMT!
Gimme them Jet Girls!

>Didn't call the bottom
Oops! I failed again.

SOME ONE KILL THE CAT ALREADY SO IT STOPS MEOW JUMPING!

HEXO = pot infused beverages

L O L N

>>14857057
>He did WHAT

hexo has no outdoor grow, its all indoors. indoors = more costs versus outdoor grow.

ACB landed a huge license to grow outdoor, and they are already international suppliers.

>>14857111
It's probably going more down than up, given that we're still too close to the 13-year high and shitloads of people are going to sell before the earnings call on the 24th.

This doesn't look good for you, Anon.

>>14857166
Fuckkkk

>>14857159
I went from having 8 puts to having 26 puts, your move Mr Bogendoff.

>>14857131
>>14857162
I have 5 shares and a buy limit at 4.81 since dumping 30 shares at 5.09.

It's been oscillating around 5.00 for a while now.

It's funny (but not actually funny)
MO went from one of my biggest losers to my biggest RH winner.
Now it looks like CGC is my biggest loser and OUCH that fucking smarts. Kept DCAing down and now it's just... goddamn I'm gonna be holding these bags for a looooong time.

Let's all pray for a Microsoft collapse

>>14857188
>Flipe zee switch, Goldman

>>14857219
why though...
how about this: earnings are pretty much at guidance, down 2% AH, open 1% down tomorrow

best I can do

>>14857200
HEXO is a tiny company i believe, sub 50 employees.
CGC is stable at least

FUCKING MEOW JUMP SUCKER'S RALLY GET BACK FROM LUNCH AND SELL US OFF TO $295 ALREADY

>>14857247
MSFT is up 2% post earnings 63% of the time

>>14857234
This isn't over Mr. Bogendoff. Just wait until Chicago flips on their sell bots and go to lunch.

>>14857253
CGC jettisoned their CEO and are dropping like a knife...
But for the most part, I agree. HEXO is a tiny spec for me to swing.

CGC is a company I had faith in, and now am committed to holding bags. Glad I trimmed into earnings, even though it was at a loss.

>>14857295
>>14857247
>>14857219
Dumping into earnings is a good sign, I think. Rallying into earnings is scary, can easily precede a massive dumpening.

>>14857320
Please stop hating america.

Where's everybody going for lunch?

>>14857372
Fried chicken and veggie plate for me today boss

>>14857295
I agree that they look super stable into earnings. I was saying the worst possible case I could see was down ~1%
I don't even know what could hypothetically pull the rug out from under MSFT in the short term. As creative as I try to be, I can't even think of ANYTHING that would take them down right now

>>14857320
it keeps raining today
the remnants of tropical storm Barry dumping on Chicago
good thing I mowed yesterday hehe
lunch probably Jimmy Johns today

>>14857372
Lunch is for wimps

>>14857372
Fucking Mcwagies again

Well. At least Scherelli is having a worse time than I am.

>>14857372
Can of coldbrew coffee with 20g of protein from collagen.

>>14855672
can't believe they let fucking indians especially from india running companies like Google and Microsoft. Spit on them pajeets only bringing in more pajeets. ffs

>>14857372
we're all going to Carnies

Got a paycheck and I'm gonna put 100-200 dollars in robinhood
Who do i buy?

>>14857392
>I don't even know what could hypothetically pull the rug out from under MSFT in the short term. As creative as I try to be, I can't even think of ANYTHING that would take them down right now
Exactly, they're doing fucking great. Wouldn't be surprised if we touch 139 again tomorrow (provided earnings are not bad).

>>14857372
Dumpster pineapples with a side of ants on a log.

>>14857434
unironcially JNJ or MSFT

>>14857360
CGC is a direct competitor to Aurora. CGC's loss is Aurora's gain and vice versa

https://www.smarteranalyst.com/distribution/why-aurora-cannabis-acb-stock-is-likely-to-attract-more-institutional-level-investment-2/

>>14857434
SPY
KNG

I'm completely fucked.... I should have kept those calls I bet they're worth a fortune now....

>>14857372
Probably gonna go out with the boys and we all get steak for lunch. I'm thinking New York strip with grilled onions and mushrooms

>>14857434
I'm gonna recommend SNSS

where do you bizfags read the news? fuck thefly. not paying 40$ for the fucking news

When do I cut my losses?

>>14857422
Ohhhhh fuck chili burgers in a traincar sounds legit right now...

>>14856144
PM up 9%, BTI up 7%, MO up a paltry 3%...
Still more fuel in this rocket.
Smoke Marlboros.

>>14857469
You sure wouldn't think so looking at today's action. The group trades together very closely.
>Hexo says co-founder is stepping down as chief brand officer
Interesting.

>>14857422
JNJ is a good one, UNH should NOT be dropping. I expect it to be one of the year's big winners. LMT also on sale.

But really, if Disney drops to 139 again, grab it.

>>14857596
Probably now, we have gap up potential for tomorrow.

>>14857591
schwab headlines, then a bunch of fucking podcasts and sometimes cnbc

>>14857608
True, all MJ stocks are down today. Also CGC is the biggest distributor in NA, but they aren't global like ACB.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/finance.yahoo.com/amphtml/news/light-end-tunnel-canopy-growth-144727544.html

ACB won the exclusive contract to the Italian government for medical.

>>14857661
...is that bullish though?
Isn't Italy a bastion of corruption and inefficiency?

>>14857596
I would now, we have room to punch up tomorrow before the market closes for the weekend

>>14857616
We just had a lower high, isn't the next thing that we need after a lower high is a lower low?

Don't worry yall I'm going to Microsoft's crib today

>>14857661
Italy is renowned for quality, ACB winning the contract means their product is top shelf.

>>14857676
Maybe. But do you think Italy wants anything less than the best marijuana?? Would they want cheap quantity or high quality?

>>14856986
>>14856945
>>14856953
>>14856975
They were stupid not to buy a major studio

everybody hit the button

>>14857711
Bring it I will only buy more

>>14857591
Dont read the news. By the time its in print its already priced in. Create a bot to watch options volatility.

>>14857808
only iron hands in here

>>14857811
i need to do my due dilligence. plus, i need to get information about the stocks i'd buy. where would i get this information then, if not from the news?

>>14856882
T who? Sorry, I'm new and trying to catch up quick.

>>14857831
From the market itself.

>>14857852
He means the $T ticker, which is AT&T. You can look them up in finance sites, your broker, or with google. (Googling $T doesn't work for me, but usually does for other tickers.)
https://www.google.com/search?q=t+ticker

Epstein denied bail.... Sell sell sell

>>14857811
>Dont read the news. By the time its in print its already priced in.
yes

>Create a bot to watch options volatility.
no

>>14857831
>i need to do my due dilligence. plus, i need to get information about the stocks i'd buy
no

>where would i get this information then, if not from the news?
anywhere else

>>14857773
they were burning as much cash as the laws of thermodynamics would allow already, they didn't have any extra headroom to make a large or even medium-sized acquisition
also unless they acquired someone with a 'killer app' show or movie series, it still wouldn't have mattered. they don't need more mid-range content, they have plenty of that. They need 'the office' or 'friends', something of that caliber that the normies can't live without. the normies can get mid-level content streaming from other servicez

>>14857701
Green day, dude.

>>14857905
>they were burning as much cash as the laws of thermodynamics would allow already
Their stock price was high enough to do a merger

>>14857894
Thank you based infobro

Have one of my dream homes as an extra thank you

who's reporting earnings tonight?

>>14858013
ok MSFT? So where are we opening up tomorrow $140?

>>14857952
Looks comfy as fuck bro

>>14858073
>$140
Ballpark, yeah

>>14857949
I don't see who they could ahve acquired that would change their outlook at all. LGF doesn't get them anything.
who could they have merged with that would give them the shows to make the people leaving their service stay, even with the higher sub fees?

I feel like they shot themselves in the foot with evangelion
once all the normies watched that, they thought to themselves "hey, I shouldn't be paying $15 a month to watch TV all day, I should be spending that money on mecha figurines and body pillows"

>>14857894
>Googling $T doesn't work for me
That's because you put "$" in front of the ticker like a retard. Just type the ticker. Hello?

>>14858013
I will if you will Bagholder

Not gonna lie, there's gonna be blood

>>14858097
alright I'm locked and loaded up, we better beat or I'm going to be broke.

>>14858144
>>14858144
It doesn't make a difference, fag. This is what I get https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xw5VkCpxRg..

I'm what you would call a short term investor.

I think I've gotta sell my winners to fund my will-be-winners.

There's no reason for UNH to be down.

But I don't want to sell Salesforce or Nintendo, or trim MO or MRK!

WHAT DO?!

>>14857905
Need to update these mangas with Edge dev, and she's a busty tsundere girl now that is an evolution of IE (or maybe IE dies and is reincarnated?)

>>14858215
He did it, the absolute madman

Parrondo's paradox doesnt work!

>>14858155
You go all stock or options? You yourself were talking about IV crush yesterday - might consider a long call spread to offset some IV activity

>>14858215
Oh, nevermind >>14858243
gl baggie, rooting for you

>>14858165
lol wtf? I feel your pain.

When will MSFT earnings be published today?

>>14858243
oh i'm prepared for the IV crush, that's why I purchased the options the way I did. MSFT is either going to open at $140 and go or it won't. So it's 50-50 odds and I'm going to get paid like 3 to 1 if I'm right so it's a no brainer. I'd take those odds any day of the year.

>>14858292
After close

>>14858153
Smokin hot and she's not even asian. Hubba hubba

>>14858215
ouch

My wife is going to leave me because of your shitposting, anon. Your advice is fucking worthless!

>>14858313
Dana Scully has been my crush since I was a kid

>>14858307
Ty fren

>>14858324
You should buy some MSFT calls that expire tomorrow and triple your portfolio, then next week you can trade your wife in for a newer model.

Netflix is such a meme company

>>14858376
>Narrator: here we can see Baggie attempting to unload on a poor anon, let us wait and see if it works out.

>>14858396
I'm trying to help him triple his money and get a younger wife with less miles in her.

>>14858221
I think that happened

>>14858324
was your wife a hottie that cooked for you or was she just kind of there to drain your money

>>14858221
Edge is unironically fast as fuck. I tried the old one and it was super fast and memory efficient. Now they are rebasing it over Chromium, the open source part of Chrome, for some reason.

Help me live my life. I only know hold but feel like I’ve missed out on great profits many times over. Do I sell dudeweed or amd?

>>14858439
Yep, I'm using Edge dev (based on Chromium) as my daily driver now and it's pretty incredible.

Hey guys, SNSS mooning yet?

>>14858451
Continued, feel free to shame me. One more coming

>>14858451
sell AMD its overpriced

>>14858451
>>14858482
based Ally user

also why so many memes with a brokerage that charges per trade?

>>14858143
>I feel like they shot themselves in the foot with evangelion
>once all the normies watched that, they thought to themselves "hey, I shouldn't be paying $15 a month to watch TV all day, I should be spending that money on mecha figurines and body pillows"
L O L

>>14858482
Measly 23% gain since 2017 start

>>14858475
Should’ve bought BYND. It’s still deep value.

>>14858482
>>14858451
don't try to hold SQQQ mid/long term, you should never go down 30% on that without selling out of it. that's a clear red flag

if you don't understand what leveraged and/or inverse ETFs are you shouldn't buy them
hold onto the stocks, they aren't great, but who cares, they're stocks. no reason to hit a tranny fee to sell them, just hold em

Any new money you get, put it in 50/50 to VTI and KNG etfs.

>>14858552
SQQQ is literally a gains killer

SHORT AMD

BUY INTEL

>>14858586
SQQQ is going to be a bad hold tonight when microcock beats tonight.

ALRIGHT, I'm not going to make a move on UNH... YET

If the selloff continues tomorrow, then could be a good opportunity.

Happy with my shiny new LMT! Very conflicted about being in the green with MO, as I would've liked to continue lowering my basis and adding to the position.

That is all. I love every one of you that isn't betting against the USA. Fuck shorts.

>>14858600
>and if it doesn't

>>14858621
lol you don't need to do hypotheticals about shit that'll never happen anon.

>>14858389
Netflix p much laid the bedrock for this generation s entertainment golden age

The sun will never set on the Disney Empire

>>14858625
i mean i got AMD calls lad its best for the both of us if it does beat.

>>14858513
Free trades first four months or something like that.
>>14858498
Ty but my bbs... I will miss them
>>14858552
I did sqqq for initial reaction to ‘trade war’ volatility but then just kinda held them and saw my initial gains vanish, so now just waiting for volatility to make it break even. Feels bad man...

>>14858661
Unless you wanna hold SQQQ for the super long term as in 1+ year then sell lad.

>>14858600
Microsoft opens at 99$ tomorrow

>>14858686
>Microsoft opens at 99$ tomorrow

>>14858586
also, when i said this i meant as in SQQQ will kill your portfolio

>>14858661
Getting emotionally attached to your stonks can fuck you up.

>>14858637
you think these kids will be watching that same stale old garbage

it's time for a revolution
the official anime of the Chinese Communist central committee will reign supreme throughout all media (phone games, webcomics, shows, etc.)

>>14858661
basically just sell the SQQQ now, don't try to make a play on it, things won't get any better unless you get really lucky, really fast.

>>14858679
1+ year just means even more decay. If we go sideways for a year and then dump super hard SQQQ will still be a terrible hold now

>>14858686
the entire market will get PANICKED if that happens
we go back to December

>>14858702
Pretty sure its the same guy who bought all those FB puts when they were down for an hour that one sunday and lost all his money

>>14858715
I'm talking about holding legitimate shares not calls/puts

>>14858715
Oh god I hate myself so much for selling bili at a fucking loss when I should’ve doubled down.

It really hurts. Selling bili and MCD are two of my big regrets.

ACB HODL

>>14858552
It does 3x what unleveraged does. How is it hard to understand?

Got $10K to invest and looking for suggestions on what to buy. Any help is appreciated. I'm looking for quick short term growth.

lol fake news is reporting MSFT is going to be fucked.

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/07/18/trader-hedges-bet-against-microsoft-into-earningsheres-how.html

>>14858732
'legitimate shares' of SQQQ decay hard as fuck
I'm going to add you to the warning I gave him to NOT to buy these kinds of ETFs

If you want to learn about them, you can google and read about the decay rate, look at a chart, or buy SQQQ and hold it for a year ;^)

>>14858842
lol
it's SO easy to understand why the kids love the taste of cinnamon toast SQQQ

>tfw when betting on MSFT just like Baggie
Concern.jpg

>>14858914
the non-inverted chart (inverted version of previous)
boring boring boring numbers are for NERDS

>>14858927
We're going to #makeit

Man I hate pre power hour. that means the market will close soon and we have to go back to our shitty bedrooms

>>14858475
It's gone up over 30% in a week.

WTF WHO MOONED CTST

>>14859031
HOLY SHITTT

Ask a REFR whale anything

SOON

Oh god damn it... I forgot to grab more geo BEFORE the ex-dividend date...

Why the fuck have the record date be 2 days after the date you need to be on record as owning?

>>14859070
>Ruining land for internet points is...
I guess land is pretty worthless unless it's that fun kind that does cool stuff and usually enters tapped.

My calls. ;_;

>>14859031
>>14859052
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

>>14859070
She's coming back right?

The only stock that will save you during the upcoming 75% bear market is Intel

this is a 'facts only' post

>>14859226
I'm convinced
thanks for the tip babygirl

>>14859226
MSFT is such a whore and doesn't care, she'll work with Intel, AMD, and Nividea. This kind of whoring is what you want from a tech business.

>>14859226

Can EA just die faster? Or at least test the 85-86 support before weekend close? More progress!
I swear their report will be good thanks to the one month Apex hype they had, free game with microtransactions sells a lot.

>Everyone wants cheapies
>QYLD: exists
>No one buys QYLD cheapies
This etf is literally worth $200 per share. Mark my words.

Everybody in sports watches all the videos on their Microsoft i-pads. Surely this will be good for business.

>>14859288
>Everybody in sports watches all the videos on their Microsoft i-pads.
what

>>14858914
This guy isnt memeing do NOT hold actual shares of SQQQ for extended periods of time especially as a reactionary buy. The decay WILL fuck you up. If you want to hold something that provides a bearish position then hold bonds.

>oil
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>14859302
They give microsoft i-pads to all the coaches for watching videos from the sidelines.

>>14856869
If I had held these fucking things a little longer I could have got my 100%. and bought twice as much microsoft shit.

>>14859288
What you are talking about?

Save the heroin and methamphetamines for after the market closes please

CTST IS STILL PUMPING W T F

>that GDX chart

JACK you piece of shit

Aw, sold my XLP calls too soon. Oh well, gains are gains.

>>14859288
Hell yeah

MSFT and NASDAQ went out for a jog.

>>14859280
Shill it to me. Why should I pick up this stock instead of just trading options myself? And why is it worth $200?

Why did everyone change their minds on IBM?

>>14859070
Just looked into this! I’m going in half a rack. For the lazy - New production line added this summer and Polaroid/Mercedes Benz are licensees. All I need

>>14859481
Quantum computing? I believe they pretty much bet the future on that

What if I'm wrong about Microsoft like I was wrong about everything else?

lame -_-;
dollar crashing saving stock market

>>14859474
Roughly 12% dividend apy, paid monthly. Shares are cheap so it‘s easy to stack more shares. The etf works by selling calls so your equity is protected from slight downturns. And majority owned msft of course, which has ER today and will go up. Msft always goes up. You could do better writing calls manually yourself, sure, but qyld offers a low capital lazy approach. It‘s literally free money.

>>14859481
>>14859507
this, also red hat dominates the linux server market

>>14859507
They need to put watson on a trading desk and take his rules away so he can swing options.

>>14859518
Classic Baggie
(Honestly, I think you dun goofed with the $140 calls)

>>14859550
what happens during a recession?

>>14859550
Now while that sounds amazing, I have to ask: how do I know you're not trying to fuck me in the ass, pal? If this stock is so amazing why is it down at the $20 range and why are you telling us about it instead of collecting more for yourself?

>>14859570
those are the lottery tickets. We are anticipating a gap and go with an open of $140 tomorrow. The $140 calls are a test of trading skill, dumping those off at the proper time will be the key to extracting maximum shekels from this deal.

>>14859568
Watson was an embarrassing failure, if IBM doesn't make it with QC then they are finished

Well, well, well. Looks like I'll be keeping my shares as well as my call premiums.

>>14859587
Covered calls in recessions obviously outperform just hodling normal stock, so you‘d still be getting a phat div every month.
>>14859604
I‘m stacking as much as I can with my leftover cash, on margin too.

>>14859633
140 would push it 1 segment above the monthly bollinger band, pretty sketchy

>>14859518
Nah no way

>>14859518
MSFT is based and you are based for believing in them

t. sending from my Microsoft Surface Laptop 2

>>14859637
Yeah but it beat that human at Jeopardy! once

>>14859665
bollinger shmollinger, we're going to break records on this one. Just wait show time starts in about 90 minutes time.

>>14859733
yeah, great, that wasn't worth 100 billion dollar waste of capital

>>14859736
I’m riding with you.

>>14859604
looks like he's got about 8-9K in it if he has 350+ shares. probably getting around $75 per month, reinvested is like 2.2-2.5 shares per month. not a bad way to get compounding growth quickly. they've only been around since 2015 so I'm not sure if they would completely fail in a recesion

>>14859661
>Covered calls in recessions obviously outperform just hodling normal stock, so you‘d still be getting a phat div every month.
Those covered calls would require a buyer. There probably wouldnt be enough trades to make that would warrant keeping the dividend where its at. Unless they start engaging in retarded risk trades that can lead to loss on the underlying stocks that make the ETF money and ultimately make the ETF worthless... so then wouldn't the best time to buy this stock be in the middle of a recession when its clear that they'll cut or reduce dividends instead of right now?

>>14859661
Last recession was 10 fucking years, who knows how long this one will be.

Have to imagine the compounding DRiP dividends of a consumer staple stock would fare better than the premiums you make from selling options on tech stocks.

AMD/SNSS/MO/MSFTCHADS WHERE WE AT? THE MOON THAT'S WHERE

MSFT is going to have a market cap of like 10 billion with a B tomorrow. This is going to be YUGE!

>>14859813
>Those covered calls would require a buyer.
Their biggest holding is MSFT (the fund uses qqq underlyings). At least 5 anons including baggie bought msft calls today that qyld couldve sold them. I don‘t think liquidity is an issue there. As far as best time to buy, it was yesterday.

>>14859842
the next downturn will not be a "recession" it will be the worst depression known to mankind

I bought NASDAQ futures 20x at 7970. Gave up today at 7868, losing $2100. Now rising, 7900 already. Did I do well /biz/?

>>14859856
We gonna moon once more if MSFT has a really good ER then probably a slow sell off until the ER

>>14859856
SATURN V IS A GO

>My SQQQ puts

>when i see a SQQQ nigga today and tomorrow

>>14859886
QYLD sells calls that are a month out at 5% premium. read the fucking funds prospectus and asses all risks before investing.

>>14859947
When Microsoft misses earnings you'll be begging for those SQQQ prices of today

>>14859962
are you implying that you bought FDs? oh no bagsy

WE POWER HOUR! TIME TO RISE!

>>14858415
Is miles a euphemism for dicks? Cause it's a well known fact that failed traders wives bang SNSS chads daily.

>>14859893
T. Invested everything into bullets, dry goods, precious metals, and hazmat suits, and fantasizes every day about a calamity that would allow him to because a marauding pussy slayer

(Looks like silverchads were right. I wish I wouldn’t have slept on it when that anon was posting about JPM suppressing the value of silver)

>>14859976
If they don't miss i'm rich nigga

>>14859988
yes

>>14859839

>>14860000
Fucking victory quads.

Power hour pumpe et

>>14858538
You're doing just fine anon. There are hedge funds with worse returns since then.

>>14860000
DIGITS

>>14860000
DIGITS

>>14859990
Precious metals are a vital component of any well diversified portfolio. Having basic survival skills is also a reasonable idea

>>14860000
nice digits, although you are extremely wrong

NEW

>>14860045
>>14860045
>>14860045

>>14859962
How are they getting a 5% premium on month long QQQ calls

>>14859733
I do that with my grandpa every night, what's so special about Watson?

>>14860000
Get zeroes is a bad omen on /biz/. It‘s your future account balance. Rip msft, it‘s ogre guys.

>>14860000
WITNESSED

so how many of you losers have a net negative from investing in stocks?

>>14860000
Put me in the scap

>>14860000
congradulations you righ nigga!

>>14859280
Have you ever written covered calls on QYLD?

>>14860506
Sh-shut up.

Between crypto and stonks... I'm doing pretty fuck my life and satans pissing in my eyes god damn it shit cocks.