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How do we profit from the upcoming near-extinction of the human race?

>Zaire strain (highest death rate)
>70% of people who contract it will die
>typically symptoms don't show up until a week after infection
>currently has spread to a major African city of millions of people with an international airport
>superstitious locals believe ebola doesn't exist - "it's a western conspiracy"
>outbreak is in a warzone so borders can't be closed
>it has already crossed into neighbouring countries
>people from the region have recently been caught trying to illegally enter europe and the usa

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-07-17/who-declares-congo-ebola-outbreak-global-emergency

>> No.14853695

>>14853678
>caught trying to illegally enter europe and the usa

So they can do it when they want to

>> No.14853748

>>14853695
Imagine how fast Trump's wall will go up if someone brings Ebola into the US.

>> No.14853769

>>14853748
It won't

>> No.14853830

>>14853678
Better still, there is a vaccine that is 99% effective against ebola. I could say that africa is too unstable and uneducated for vaccines to be deployed effectively, but even in the uk we still have cases of mumps and measles despite the vaccine being available since the 70s.

>> No.14853838

Not to be super woke guy but lifes super weird when you think about it. Right now I'm just high as a fucking kite on properly functioning nuerotransmitters with no depression, making stupid shitposts about 1k eoy and asking Sergey to rail me, rolling around in my own sweat in some bedsheets while occasionally touching myself, meanwhile some guys on the other side of the world are being eaten alive by bacteria because the village retard fucked a monkey. I wonder if my brains so utterly fucked from this website that if I catch ebola I'll just start spewwing random trash memes to cope as the spikes of pain intensify in my slowly liquifying organs. I've never done DMT guys i dont know if im prepared to die yet. Summers awesome btw thanks for asking.

>> No.14853849

>>14853678
Ebola isn’t a problem for people in the west who wash their hands at least once every other week and instinctively understand that hugging the dead bodies of people who died bleeding from their skin is a bad idea.

>> No.14853850

>>14853678
Ebola is barely contagious if you're not an idiot. Africans literally sit their dead up in their house for days sfter death.

>> No.14853918

>>14853838
Godspeed anon you will make it. Top tier bread

>> No.14853937

>>14853849
This. We practice basic hygiene and sanitation here. Handwashing, clean tap water and toilets go a long way.

>> No.14853971

i unironically hope ebola wipes out half the population of the world, tbqh. It's the global balance patch we need to make it in the long run

>> No.14853984

>>14853849
Remember to not taking it up in the ass btw retard

>> No.14853985

>>14853971
dude
just imagine how cheap real estate will get
blood on the streets
literally

>> No.14854013

This is unironically bullish for Western civilisation and sanitary, healthy white people.

How do I short niggers?

>> No.14854022
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>>14853937
Yet capitalist cucks think that janitors and sewage workers shouldn't be paid the same as doctors.

>> No.14854034

>>14853971
>half the population of the world
So just the Chinese, blacks and pajeets

>> No.14854056

>>14854022
>surplus value extracted from your labor
The opposite is true for most office drones, they're a cost but somebody has to be there to occasionally fill out that spreadsheet.

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>>14853748
Someone did bring Ebola into the US during the last Ebola outbreak. Still no wall.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_African_Ebola_virus_epidemic#United_States

>> No.14854090

>>14853838
DMT is a fun yet short mind-fuck

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>>14853678

Ganbate Ebola-tan!!

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>>14853838
>the village retard fucked a monkey
So the entire city fucked a monkey?

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>>14853838
>>14854090

>> No.14854239

Let them in!

>> No.14855131

>>14853678
History is repeating itself nicely. We even have our version of the 1918 flu coming.

>> No.14855161

Be considerate. These people deserve medical attention just like you and I do. They actually deserve it more, but I won’t get into semantics. If the only place they can receive quality medical attention is in the USA- so be it. We have a duty to help.

>> No.14855188

>>14854131
I love you ebolachan!

>> No.14855189
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>>14855161
biggest cuck on all of 4chan right here take notes.

>> No.14855202

>bleeding from anus
can you imagine a worse way to die holy fuck

>> No.14855288

>>14853678
>litteral WHO

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>>14855202
Imagine waging for 50 years with the promise of retirement, then having to work at Walmart until you keel over one day wearing your sweet blue vest. A quick death by bleeding out the ass sounds like a dream in comparison.

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if this turn into a zombie apocalypse i happily welcome it except for loved ones getting ripped

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>>14853850
>ebola in all bodily fluids
>including saliva
>including sweat
>hose down protective outer layers with bleach before removing
>barely contageous
total dumbfucks in here

>> No.14855628

>>14854080
maybe because there was a negro in office?

>> No.14855660

>>14853678
With this - make em stake and forget about it.
BitGreen Airdrops in their Discord! only 21Million max supply
Stakebase listed them as their pair (BITG)
20/10% incentives means 5 friends/family staking PoS into BTC makes the service free.
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2827989.msg51629410#msg51629410
https://youtu.be/s3SJ2TMIXZI
https://youtu.be/OIamCXZ6CZI

>> No.14855712

>>14854034
That's nowhere near half. That's almost all.

>> No.14855741

>>14855294
Based

>> No.14855747

>>14853838
Viruses don't eat people, retard

>> No.14855787

>>14855189
>what is sarcasm?
you spastic cunt

>> No.14855812

>>14854022
Can you explain that image? Libertarians complain about taxes when the real issue is that the value of your labor is worth so much yet you get fucking so little? is that it?

>> No.14855813

>>14853838
kek
you have to try DMT once, if you're at all interested. let go into it and meet god. after that, life is easy mode.

>> No.14855831

>>14855161
Germanfag reporting in.
Im sure we have room for another few million ebola infested nigger.

#diversity #is #our #strength

>> No.14855840

>>14855787
na, that post reeks of plebbitry

>> No.14855855

>inject yourself with chemicals to force your brain to malfunction
>thinking this is going to help you make it
ngmi retards

>> No.14855864

>>14854136
>mongolia IQ~100
>china IQ>105
have you even looked at that map, or are you a chink?

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>>14853838
quality

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNXln21X3cU

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>>14855202
Mr. Hands died that way. :<

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>>14853838
Summers awesome btw thanks for asking.

>> No.14856043

>>14855937
Technically it was a perforated colon but yeah. My good that must've been horrible. But... He literally asked for it

>> No.14856060

>>14853678
rolli.ng for global collapse

>> No.14856073

>>14853678
>"it's a western conspiracy"
we can profit by selling them various herbal supplements and water filters

>> No.14856097

>>14856060
hmmm 6060. I'll allow it. Commencing global shutdown.

>> No.14856114

>>14855530
Respirator, gloves, and quarantine procedures are enough. Someone has to aspirate on you or you have to rub blood into an orifice or wound and be one of the percentage who can get a full on hemorrhagic fever from it. There's reasons it hasn't wiped out the countries with little understanding of quarantine or germ theory.

>> No.14856174

>>14856073
and with what money will they buy it?

>> No.14856198

>>14855161
they might deserve it because they are human beings, but they can't get it. we simply don't have the resources to help them all. and by helping a few and doing the minimum all we do is help keep more of them alive in poverty and we support the governments that exploit them.

this is gonna be a hard reality for you to accept, cuck

>> No.14856245

>>14854136
Lmao China higher than german/Nordic countries
I’ve been in the chemistry field long enough to know the Chinese lie about their yields and are total hacks

>> No.14856421

>>14855812
Yes but remember is communism happens you don’t get to steal the labour of others and that’s what the endgame is.

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>>14853748
>1 sheckle has been deposited to your account

Fucking baste!

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>>14853830
You think you know a lot but your clinging to the mainstream narrative gives away how clueless you are about the mechanisms of biology.

>> No.14857284

>>14853678
"Here we go" - the joker

>> No.14857333

>>14856174
the money they make running clickbanks for western firms
it's like you think "artificial intelligence" isn't just africans paid cents

>> No.14857359

>>14855161
Morality is a spook, a social construct. No one "deserves" anything faggot

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>>14854131
wonder if there's porn of ebola-chan getting raped by antibiotics-san?

>> No.14857420

>>14853678
good. hope the civilized world will close all the borders with africa.

>> No.14857438

>>14853678
these low IQs think it's not real and keep eating bush meat. well, get rekt retards. hope it will decimate the entire continent.

>> No.14857455

>>14853838
kek this is what I come here for

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>>14857420
Yeah right. Somehow this will wind up being used as a justification for bringing in more refugees.

>> No.14857476

how does africa even exist
It's 2019 and there's still dumb niggers on this earth eating feces and living in mudhuts. why do they exist.

>> No.14857485

god disease just needs to wipe out africa so the white man can take over

>> No.14857524

>>14853748
I'm sure a wall will stop some retard on a plane from carrying ebola into america /s

>> No.14857552

>>14857461
nah it would be political suicide. it would finally be the ultimate justification that trumps the muh racism meme. If Africans decide to flee en masse to Europe we will close the borders with all military forces.

>> No.14857563

>>14857524
Thanks for making it obvious that this comment was meant sarcastic.

>> No.14857575

>>14857485
Imagine Africa free from Africans. Like we can come over and make it a beautiful continent.

>> No.14857587

LOL this shit has been going on for months and now they want to come in and declare it a global emergency. fucking based organization.

>> No.14857633

>>14854144
esoteric

>> No.14857635

let them all d1e please

>> No.14857651

>>14857552
You mean NATO will while the EU calls NATO racist

>> No.14857742

>>14857524
Go back

>> No.14857944

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sYSyuuLk5g