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I know Sergey IRL. Not directly -- he's a friend of a colleague -- but I've met him multiple times.

I'm not claiming to be an insider. I don't know a damn thing about Chainlink or smart contracts. But one thing I DO know with 100% certainty is he hates each and every single one of you for all the memes you've made about him. He has nothing but contempt for forum dwelling memesters and trolls.

>> No.14852535

>>14852505
>memesters
You gotta go back

>> No.14852550
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>>14852505
Don't care lol going to be rich.

>> No.14852557

>>14852505
fatty fatty big macky

>> No.14852580

I hope not, he's going to be the richest man on the planet so....

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>>14852505

Thomas fidgeted the edges of his napkin as he looked at the camera man and told us he would not be comfortable with doing a video report for VICE. He was interested into telling his story, but would rather have it published in textual form. "They do all kinds of stuff with the videos. Edit it, put other sound underneath it and it looks realistic you know". And indeed, a quick search on YouTube quickly reveals all kinds of creative content regarding Chainlink. From custom made songs to cleverly edited movie trailers with Nazarov playing the protagonist.

What started as an inside joke, grew into disastrous proportions. "They all find out eventually" Thomas said, whilst his frustration is noticeable. "From prospective clients, to strategic partners. They do some due diligence and the Photoshopped material, edited videos and other content is presented to us". The meetings which follow were considered awkward. Fancy men sitting in suits with printed out pictures of Sergey Nazarov posing as Jesus Christ or him in explicit poses with Asian prostitutes. "You know how awkward that is? Even though Sergey does his best to act as professional as he can in those situations, it is not enough".

The crux in all of this is that they didn't mean to have such a negative effect on Thomas and his colleagues their business. 4chan, especially its random category titled "/b/" is notorious for destroying that what they deem unfit to their questionable morals. But this time, it is not /b/ but the /biz/ subsection of 4chan, which describes itself as being about "Business & Finance". "If they knew anything about doing business they would know this hurts us more than it does good", Thomas adds.

>> No.14852619

>>14852505
Bullshit, I've spoken to him at meetup, he fucking loves it. Especially Rory's wife's son memes, they're his favourite.

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Sergey is personally behind like 70% of the Chainlink memes on here. I should know, because I am him,

>> No.14852673

>>14852505
You don't know him.
But what I heard, the thing about Big Macs is no joke. No meeting with him without Big Macs

>> No.14852685

>>14852605
Kek

>> No.14852693

>>14852605
Kek

>> No.14852723

>>14852605
Boys we did it, we are celebretis.
Lets parteeeey frens.

>> No.14852739

>>14852605

Jej

>> No.14852919

>>14852505
Hi everyone. Sergey here. The thing about expanding the company was a partial lie. We will hire 2 mexican janitors to clean up the company's offices every day, that's it. Somebody has to clean up the big mac crumbs over the floor and Adelyn is tired of it. I'm actually selling all of the 350,000,000 chainlink tokens in order to host the biggest burger eating competition the world has ever seen. Fundamentally, it will be streamed on all television networks in the world. Oh and theoretically we're all made of cheese, SWIFT is using their own centralized version of the chainlink oracle and I'm about to fundamentally disappear into the philipines. Thank you very much.

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>>14852605
Fucking gay. Go write your plebbit erotica spam elsewhere.

>> No.14852983

before the event started today, the guy in charge of the live stream said to Sergey (after reading the comments) " fundamentally " and he said " Oh they're making fun of me again " kinda sad

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>>14852605
based

>>14852978
cringe

>> No.14853097

>>14852983
Please tell me this isn't true, it makes me feel bad inside

>> No.14853131

>>14853097
it's true : from 22:28

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bR5CKmugqo

>> No.14853141

>>14852605
Thomas need to pump his chest. Those man titties won't help us

>> No.14853157

>>14853131
SERGEY NO WE LOVE YOU

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>>14852505
Oh shit, really? Guess I'll just sell all my link then.

>> No.14853167

>>14853131
>they're making fun of me again
fucking kek it's real

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>>14852505
Why tho?

>> No.14853188

>>14853131
>this is fundamentally bullish
>serg just rolls his eyes

kekkk

>> No.14853192

>>14852505
I'am Sergey Nazarov BLYAD.
I can confirm that i hate each and everyone of you faggots.
t. REAL SERGAY

>> No.14853265

>>14853131
Aww man. Sergey you're our guy. We love you

>> No.14853303

>>14853176
You don't find it strange an anime forum of grown men post fan art about another man having obesity and how they want to get him pregnant?

>> No.14853307

>>14853303
go back reddit

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>>14852605

>> No.14853326

Soegie here. Yes, that is my real name. I use this board to test FUD so I can withstand scrutiny from institutional investors. Your work is so valuable to be, I love you guys. Soon I am going to start a steam on Dlive and hope you be there for the next part of our journey.

>> No.14853343

Ser Gay dont give a fuck about 4chan. 4chan make his shitcoin to the moon

>> No.14853518

>>14853131
His thumbs up and eye roll at the cam LOL
I feel like a pretty waifu when Sergey stares at the camera like he can see me watching him

After this is all over and done with can you do philosophy streams for us daddy OwO

>> No.14853771

>>14853303
I don't see anything wrogn there